History Quotes / MyImmortal

->''Does '''every''' line have to be about something black or wearing black!?''
->''Yes.''
->''Pissing me off. Just keep going.''

->''Best opening lines in world literature.
->''Literature/TheIliad'': "Rage—Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus' son Achilles..."
->''Literature/TheBible'': "In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth..."
->''[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Romeo & Juliet]]'': "Two households, both alike in dignity (In fair Verona, where we lay our scene)..."
->''My Immortal'': "Hi, my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way..."''

->''"Goths! Preps! Posers! Run! The apocalypse is coming! No human is safe from the Maru Sueness of Enoby Dark'ness Dementia-causing Way! Save yourselves!"''

->Best opening lines in world literature.

->''My Immortal'': "Hi, my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way..."

-> ''It's like reading a tongue twister.'''

->''"You fucking bustard!" he yelled at Vampire. 'I want to shit next to her!'"'

-> ''''You fucked on school grounds? If you're in love, then that's cool.''
-> ''It's like reading a tongue twister.''''

->''"'Crosio!' I shited pointing my wound.''

->''"You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not."''

->''"'Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?' I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) 'Im good at too many things! [[IJustWantToBeNormal WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL?]] [[SoBeautifulItsACurse IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!]]' I shouted and then I ran away.''

->''"'Draco please come!' he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)''

->''"'CUM NOW!1!' Preacher [=McGongel=] yielded. We did guiltily."''

->''"'You fucking bustard!' he yelled at Vampire. 'I want to shit next to her!'"''

->''"Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wit pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. I went in it suduktivly. Stan started to drive it. We talked about Satanism (lola he wuz named after Satan), kutting, musik, and being goffik."''

->''"I got up suicidally."''

->''"'Whats she talking abott??????' Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.''

->''"'The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!' Snape ejaculated menacingly."''

->''"'Oh my goth!' Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos I'm goffik)"''

-> ''You fucked on school grounds? If you're in love, then that's cool.''
-> ''It's like reading a tongue twister.''

->"'''Whats she talking abott??????' Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.''

->''"'Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?' I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! [[IJustWantToBeNormal WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL?]] [[SoBeautifulItsACurse IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!]]” I shouted and then I ran away.''

->''"’Crosio!’ I shited pointing my wound.''

->''"’But you have to tell me why your being all erective.’"''

->''"’I hath telekinesis!’"''

->''"’Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?’ I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! [[IJustWantToBeNormal WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL?]] [[SoBeautifulItsACurse IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!]]” I shouted and then I ran away.''

->''"’Draco please come!’ he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)''

->''"’CUM NOW!1!’ Preacher [=McGongel=] yielded. We did guiltily."''

->''"’You fucking bustard!’ he yelled at Vampire. ‘I want to shit next to her!’"''

->''"’Kill him or I shall kill him anyway!’"''

->"''’Whats she talking abott??????’ Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.''

->''"’The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!’ Snape ejaculated menacingly."''

->''"’Oh my goth!’ Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos I'm goffik)"''

->''"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound.''

->''"But you have to tell me why your being all erective."''

->''"I hath telekinesis!"''

->''"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! [[IJustWantToBeNormal WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL?]] [[SoBeautifulItsACurse IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!]]” I shouted and then I ran away.''

->''"Draco please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)''

->''"CUM NOW!1!” Preacher [=McGongel=] yielded. We did guiltily."''

->''"You fucking bustard!" he yelled at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!"''

->''"Kill him or I shall kill him anyway!"''

->"''Whats she talking abott??????" Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.''

->''"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly."''

->''"Oh my goth!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos I'm goffik)"''

-> ''You see, [''My Immortal''] may be the most horribly written, canon-raping pieces of literary filth to ''ever'' blot the landscape of fanfiction.net, but it doesn't matter. Because in seven billion years the universe will collapse in upon itself, thus erasing all human achievement from existence, including ''My Immortal''. That's right; it takes the universe ending to make me feel good about ''My Immortal''.''

->''Best opening lines in world literature.

->''My Immortal'': "Hi, my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way..."''

-> You see, [''My Immortal''] may be the most horribly written, canon-raping pieces of literary filth to ''ever'' blot the landscape of fanfiction.net, but it doesn't matter. Because in seven billion years the universe will collapse in upon itself, thus erasing all human achievement from existence, including ''My Immortal''. That's right; it takes the universe ending to make me feel good about ''My Immortal''.
-->-- [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a Bennet The Sage]]

-> You fucked on school grounds? If you're in love, then that's cool.
-> It's like reading a tongue twister.
-->-- [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a Also Bennet The Sage]]

-->-- [[LetsPlay Dillon/DarkxideX and Aaron/Cloud8745]]'s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV9vzco5T30&feature=player_detailpage#t=561s Dramatic Reading]]

-> This has as much to do with ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' as the notebook of a schizophrenic with access to ''Harry Potter'' stickers.
-->-- [[http://rofltrocity.blogspot.com/2011/08/ast-my-immortal.html ROFLtrocity review]]

->"Goths! Preps! Posers! Run! The apocalypse is coming! No human is safe from the Maru Sueness of Enoby Dark'ness Dementia-causing Way! Save yourselves!"
-->--[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5914303/3/Marauders_Read_My_Immortal The Marauders Read My Immortal]]

->Best opening lines in world literature.

->''My Immortal'': "Hi, my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way..."

->Stup flamming My Immortal!!!!!1! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! My Immortal [[DontLikeDontRead if u donot lik da story den fukk off]]! Stupid preps.
-->-- '''Tara Gilesbie''''s Author's Notes

->Literature/TheIliad: "Rage—Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus' son Achilles..."
->Literature/TheBible: "In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth"
->[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Romeo & Juliet]]: "Two households, both alike in dignity (In fair Verona, where we lay our scene)..."
->My Immortal: "Hi, my name is Ebony Darkness Demencia Ravenway..."

-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffh7cWRrqF4&lc=UgzpyCpN6ExXKNthH8Z4AaABAg Devin Smith]]'', comment on Website/YouTube.

-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffh7cWRrqF4&lc=UgzpyCpN6ExXKNthH8Z4AaABAg Devin Smith]], comment on Website/YouTube.

->''omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die]] [[HilariousInHindsight koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111]] omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don’t den JKR is [[LargeHam ham]]ophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111''

-> This has as much to do with Harry Potter as the notebook of schizophrenic with access to Harry Potter stickers.

-> You see, [My Immortal] may be the most horribly written, canon-raping pieces of literary filth to ''ever'' blot the landscape of fanfiction.net, but it doesn't matter. Because in seven billion years the universe will collapse in upon itself, thus erasing all human achievement from existence, including ''My Immortal''. That's right; it takes the universe ending to make me feel good about ''My Immortal''.

-> You see, [My Immortal] may be the most horribly written, canon-raping pieces of literary filth to ''ever'' blot the landscape of fanfiction.net, but it doesn't matter. Because in seven billion years the universe will collapse in upon itself, thus erasing all human achievement from existence, including ''My Immortal''. That's right; it takes the universe ending to make me feel good about ''My Immortal''.
-->-- [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a Bennet The Sage]]

-> You fucked on school grounds? If you're in love, then that's cool.
-> It's like reading a tongue twister.
-->-- [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a Also Bennet The Sage]]

->''Does '''every''' line have to be about something black or wearing black!?''
->''Yes.''
->''Pissing me off. Just keep going.''
-->-- [[LetsPlay Dillon/DarkxideX and Aaron/Cloud8745]]'s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV9vzco5T30&feature=player_detailpage#t=561s Dramatic Reading]]

-> This has as much to do with Harry Potter as the notebook of schizophrenic with access to Harry Potter stickers.
-->-- [[http://rofltrocity.blogspot.com/2011/08/ast-my-immortal.html ROFLtrocity review]]

->"Goths! Preps! Posers! Run! The apocalypse is coming! No human is safe from the Maru Sueness of Enoby Dark'ness Dementia-causing Way! Save yourselves!"
-->--[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5914303/3/Marauders_Read_My_Immortal The Marauders Read My Immortal]]

->"''Whats she talking abott??????" Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.''
-->-- '''Chapter 44'''

->''"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.''
-->-- '''Chapter 14'''

->''"I got up suicidally."''
-->--'''Chapter 41'''

->''"Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wit pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. I went in it suduktivly. Stan started to drive it. We talked about Satanism (lola he wuz named after Satan), kutting, musik, and being goffik."''
-->--'''Chapter 38'''

->Stup flamming My Immortal!!!!!1! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! My Immortal if u donot lik da story den fukk off! Stupid preps.

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-->--'''Chapter 39'''

->''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!''

->''"CUM NOW!1!” Preacher [=McGongel=] yielded. We did guiltily.''

->"Goths! Preps! Posers! Run! The apocalypse is coming! No human is safe from the Maru Sueness of Enoby Dark'ness Dementia-causing Way! Save yourselves!