History Quotes / MissingStepsPlan

-> Step One: Lie.\\
Step Two: ???\\
Step Three: Profit.
-->-- '''Ethan''', ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''

->''"You may ask why I want to destroy {{Superman}}. In order to rule the world. You may ask why I want to rule the world. In order to obliterate Sweden."''
-->--'''Dr. Abner Sedgwick''', ''It's a Bird, it's a Plane, it's Superman!''

->'''Mr. Banks''': But Mr. Von Hussler, what I haven't been able to grasp is: What exactly is your final product?\\
'''Mr. [=VonHussler=]''': What do you think? Money, of course!
-->-- ''Film/MaryPoppins: TheMusical''

-><Kasran> did Jesus heal a bunch of people? Possibly\\
<Kasran> also apparently he was sin-free\\
<Kasran> but we don't hear much about his ciildhood\\
<Kasran> it's just\\
<Kasran> 1. Birth\\
<Kasran> 2. ???\\
<Kasran> 3. [[{{Pun}} Prophet]]!
-->-- ''[[http://www.bash.org/?931621 bash.org]]''

->''"The idea was that French resistors could walk up to German soldiers and spray them with poop smell, thus embarrassing them, and, after an unknown second step, the Nazis would lose the war. As you didn't learn about this in history class, it's probably clear that this tactic didn't work."''
-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20047_5-military-weapons-clearly-designed-by-5-year-old.html 5 Military Weapons Clearly Designed by a 5-Year-Old]]

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-returns-2006-part-two/ on]] ''Film/SupermanReturns''

->''Fill in the blank: disgraced Assassin, embittered drunk, Templar aide, ???, master Assassin.''
-->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedUnity''

-->--''[[http://www.americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/04/317-rick-perry.html Encyclopedia of Amercian Loons]] on Rick Perry (R-TX)

->''"I'm smellin' a lotta 'if' comin' off this plan..."''
-->-- '''Jayne Cobb''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->'''Dancer Man:''' There’s only one thing left before I unleash all these clones in my hideous master plan!\\
'''Agent Smoulder:''' What’s that?\\
'''Dancer Man:''' A hideous master plan. I haven’t thought of one yet.
-->-- '''The X Fools'''

<Kasran> 3. Prophet!

->''"I'm smellin' a lotta 'if' comin' off this plan..."

-->-- '''Iron Man''', ''Film/TheAvengers''

-->--'''ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedUnity''

->''"Why gather up all these psychics, including both a clone of {{Cable}} and an alternate future daughter of Cyclops and Jean? Well, it turns out that he needs their psychic powers in order to erase all of time so that he can recreate the universe and organize everything neatly to reflect his obsession with the survival of the fittest. Which, not to get too ''[[CarlSagan Cosmos]]'' in here, is [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment kind of how the universe is actually organized already]], but, y’know, whatever. He’s a giant blue dude who turns his hand into guns sometimes. I don’t really expect him to make sense."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x11-beyond-good-and-evil-part-4/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', "Beyond Good and Evil Pt. 4"

-->--'''ZeroPunctuation''' on ''AssassinsCreedUnity''

->''"Not a single character’s master plan in this movie makes sense. Don’t even get me started on Penguin’s grand babynapping plan, which required A) every single adult in Gotham to be at the same party (which they were), B) [[AdultsAreUseless not a single babysitter being hired]], and C) [[PoliceAreUseless not a single cop being out on patrol]], allowing them to drive their roadworthy carnival train on the open streets."''
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-returns-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanReturns''

-> Step One: Lie.
-> Step Two: ???
-> Step Three: Profit.

->'''Mr. Banks''': But Mr. Von Hussler, what I haven't been able to grasp is: What exactly is your final product?
->'''Mr. [=VonHussler=]''': What do you think? Money, of course!

->''"Not a single character’s master plan in this movie makes sense. Don’t even get me started on Penguin’s grand babynapping plan, which required A) every single adult in Gotham to be at the same party (which they were), B) [[AdultsAreUseless not a single babysitter being hired]], and C) [[PoliceAreUseless not a single cop being out on patrol]], allowing them to drive their roadworthy carnival train on the open streets."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-returns-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanReturns''

->''"Like, they go to all these lengths to establish this [[DarkerAndEdgier more menacing]] Luthor, but that [='=]''WRONG!''[='=] is the most intense he gets. And his plan is beyond stupid. Why would anybody want to buy property on the crystal continent [[MissingStepsPlan when it’s sinking the United States?!]] ...If movie Lex Luthor were a Batman villain, he’d be Land-Man, and kill his victims with electrified real estate signs."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' on ''Mary Reilly'' (1996)

->The idea was that French resistors could walk up to German soldiers and spray them with poop smell, thus embarrassing them, and, after an unknown second step, the Nazis would lose the war. As you didn't learn about this in history class, it's probably clear that this tactic didn't work.

->'''Mr. VonHussler''': What do you think? Money, of course!

-->-- [[http://www.jabootu.com/csfrgc.htm This]] review of the ''[[WesternAnimation/Superfriends]]'' episode "Revenge On Gorilla City"

-->-- [[http://www.jabootu.com/csfrgc.htm This]] review of the ''[[WesternAnimation Superfriends]]'' episode "Revenge On Gorilla City"

Step 1: Use army of super-apes to conquer Africa.
Step 2:
Step 3: Rule the world!

-->-- ''MaryPoppins: TheMusical''

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-->-- '''Ethan''', ''{{Shortpacked}}''