History Quotes / ManOnFire

->''"A few nights ago his roger iron[[note]]TV[[/note]] busted. He's gone down the battlecruiser[[note]]boozer - "pub"[[/note]] to watch the end of a [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball football]] game. No one's watching the custard[[note]]TV[[/note]], so he switches the channel. A fat geezer's north[[note]]mouth[[/note]] opens, he wanders up and turns the Liza[[note]]channel[[/note]] over. "Fuck off and watch it somewhere else." Rory knows claret[[note]]bloodshed[[/note]] is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls[[note]]arseholes[[/note]] who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle[[note]]bottle[[/note]] of the most ping pong[[note]]strong, regarding alcohol[[/note]] tiddly[[note]]drink[[/note]] in the nuclear sub[[note]]pub[[/note]] and switches back to his footer[[note]]football[[/note]]. 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what?' says Rory. Rory gobs out[[note]]spits[[/note]] a mouthful of booze covering Fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest[[note]]chest[[/note]] and the geezer's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. [[AxCrazy Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game.]] His team's won too. Four-nil."''

-->-- '''Caboose''', ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->''[[UnusualEuphemism "I was having some cookies and milk...]][[StuffBlowingUp and they exploded."]]''
->''"[[DelayedReaction Why that is a lovely shade of]]--'''[[LateToTheRealization FIRE!!!]]'''''
->''"When that fire hits your ass, that will sober your ass up quick!"''
->''"Fire is inspirational. They should use it in [[UsefulNotes/OlympicGames The Olympics]]. Because I ran the hundred yard dash in 4.3."''
->''"When you are on fire and running down the street, people will get out of your way--except for one old drunk, and he's going, 'Hey, buddy, can I get a light? Just a little off the sleeve, okay?'."''

--> --'''Police officers''' being ignited, ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans'' (and [[VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans2020 its remake]])

-->-- '''Frank Castle''' burning the BigBad alive in ''Film/PunisherWarZone''

->"I'm a ''real'' spy. I once drove a car off a freeway, on top of a train, while I was on fire. Not the car -- ''I'' was on fire."

->''Shinji saw a man setting himself on fire to get dozens of spiders off of him.''

->Yo Pryor!\\

Oh no!

->"This is [[SeeYouInHell just the beginning]]."

-->--'''Creator/RobinWilliams''' (played by '''[=EpicLloyd=]''') to '''Creator/RichardPryor''' (played by '''ZEALE'''), ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->''"Oh god, now I'm burning. That's much worse than other things burning! Oh god, why does it keep chasing me!?!"''

-->--'''Creator/RobinWilliams''' (played by [=EpicLloyd=]) to '''Creator/RichardPryor''' (played by '''ZEALE'''), ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Fray}}''

-->'''Fray''': But he set himself on fire!
-->'''Urkonn''': [[AncientConspiracy Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting]]. Makes a human--
-->'''Fray''': ''He set himself on fire!''
-->'''Urkonn''': Maybe he was cold.

-->-- ''WebComic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/01/26/episode-947-mo-like-combustible-mage/ "Mo' Like COMBUSTIBLE MAGE"]]

-> '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You — lit — yourself]] — on fire. [[SuddenlyShouting Why did you light yourself on fire.]]'''''
-> '''Dan [=McNinja=]''': Huh? Seriously? Because. ''They can't grab me if I'm on fire.''
-> ({{beat}})
-> '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': '''How long have you been on fire?'''

-->--''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild How to get to]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VX0wUwbjE Goron City]]
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(Burgh releases said Firemoth, which immediately aims a Heat Wave at Eos the second it leaves the ball. Oh what do you know, you now have an Ferreon running around with its fur on fire.)\\
'''Eos''' : <Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~>\\
(Eos changes direction-\\
'''Eos''' : <Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~>\\
'''Imca''' : Whoa now girl, hold still...\\
(Imca chases after her with occasionally trying to hit her with Icy Wind. This goes on for about 3 minutes, until Eos faints.)\\
'''Eos''' : <D-Do I still get my cookie?> @_@\\
'''Imca''' : ... Poor Eos... :c

-> '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''' : '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You - lit - yourself]] - on fire. [[SuddenlyShouting Why did you light yourself on fire.]]'''''
-> '''Dan [=McNinja=]''' : Huh? Seriously? Because. ''They can't grab me if I'm on fire.''

-> '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''' : '''How long have you been on fire?'''

-->-- '''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'''