History Quotes / KryptoniteIsEverywhere

->'''Franchise/SpiderMan''': You've already used kryptonite in a few of your movies. Shouldn't you move on to something different?\\
'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''': Oh, it's different this time. This time we have a whole [-MOUNTAIN-] of kryptonite!

'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' I don't think so. I mean, Kryptonite is pretty rare. Every time Franchise/{{Superman}} found a chunk of it, he wrapped it up in lead and threw it into space.\\

-->-- ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES''

-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

'''ComicBook/JimmyOlsen:''' Not that common, Ms. Kara. But there's a lot more of it over there than there is here, from what Superman toold me. It must be rough, being a [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kryptonian]] over there.
-->-- ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''

'''Batman:''' Rare my ass, everyone has one, Clark. A purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like 3 of them!\\
'''Superman:''' Weeell I admit it's become a bit of a problem...\\

->''Grenrock's Law: As a Superman storyline continues, the chance of a villain acquiring Kryptonite approaches 1.''

-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv9e7ZNnC-M Batman Destroys the Justice League with Facts and Logic]]''

'''Superman:''' Weeell I admit it's become a bit of a problem...

->'''Franchise/SpiderMan''': ''You've already used kryptonite in a few of your movies. Shouldn't you move on to something different?''\\
'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''': ''Oh, it's different this time. This time we have a whole [-MOUNTAIN-] of kryptonite!''
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rp2f2OcCpQ I'm a Marvel and I'm a DC]]

->Gold is lethal to Cybermen? ''What a rubbish weakness!'' Why do they even need a weakness? Doing this reduces from formidable mock humans to super hero villains that can be swiped down by their Achilles Heel. It's like saying throwing a bucket of water over the Daleks could finish them off…so they want to wreak havoc on Ocean World!

->A young girl is possessed by a devil, and Film/{{Constantine}} shouts, 'I need a mirror! Now! At least three feet high!' He can capture the demon in the mirror and throw it out the window, see, although you wonder why supernatural beings would have such low-tech security holes.

-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''

->In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word 'tomb' to the ComicBook/XMen. That's all it took to send Storm into [[{{Claustrophobia}} a claustrophobic fit]] that leaves her in a heap on the floor for three straight issues. Imagine if he would have said 'Small Closet' or 'Size 2 Jeans.'

->Gold is lethal to Cybermen? ''What a rubbish weakness!'' Why do they even need a weakness? Doing this reduces from formidable mock humans to super hero villains that can be swiped down by their Achilles Heel. It's like saying throwing a bucket of water over the Daleks could finish them off…so they want to wreck havoc on Ocean World!

->''Frankly I'm stunned that Superman doesn't just keel over dead whenever he steps outside, because it seems anyone, including people on desert islands, can get their hands on a shitload of Kryptonite.''
-->--''[[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-vs-olsen-island/ Superdickery.com]]''

->Of course, the CORPSE has a kryptonite bracelet somehow. That falls into the category of [[WritersCannotDoMath an impossible anachronism]]...seriously. A corpse with a Kryptonite bracelet? They seriously expect us not to gag and retch at that?\\\
There's a lot of clay around here in the ground, in Washington. Dig three feet down, you have clay.\\\
Does everyone make pots?
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep14 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Tomb")

-->-- ''CaptainSNES''

->Frankly I'm stunned that Superman doesn't just keel over dead whenever he steps outside, because it seems anyone, including people on desert islands, can get their hands on a crapload of Kryptonite.
-->--''[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=29%3Aconfounding-comic-covers-index&id=1030%3Asuperman-vs-olsen-island&option=com_content&Itemid=24 Superdickery.com]]''

->Gold is lethal to Cybermen? ''What a rubbish weakness!'' Why do they even need a weakness? Doing this reduces from formidable mock humans to super hero villains that can be swiped down by their Achilles Heel. It's like saying throwing a bucket of water over the Daleks could finish them off…so they want to wreck havoc on Ocean World! Come [[{{DoctorWhoS25E3SilverNemesis}} 'Silver Nemesis']] this freakish vulnerability would have gotten way out of hand.

->'''Franchise/SpiderMan''': ''You've already used kryptonite in a few of your movies. Shouldn't you move on to something different?''
->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''': ''Oh, it's different this time. This time we have a whole [-MOUNTAIN-] of kryptonite!''

->''"Frankly I'm stunned that Superman doesn't just keel over dead whenever he steps outside, because it seems anyone, including people on desert islands, can get their hands on a crapload of Kryptonite."''

->''"Of course, the CORPSE has a kryptonite bracelet somehow. That falls into the category of [[WritersCannotDoMath an impossible anachronism]]...seriously. A corpse with a Kryptonite bracelet? They seriously expect us not to gag and retch at that?''
->''There's a lot of clay around here in the ground, in Washington. Dig three feet down, you have clay.''
->''Does everyone make pots?"''

->''"Gold is lethal to Cybermen? ''What a rubbish weakness!'' Why do they even need a weakness? Doing this reduces from formidable mock humans to super hero villains that can be swiped down by their Achilles Heel. It's like saying throwing a bucket of water over the Daleks could finish them off…so they want to wreck havoc on Ocean World! Come [[{{DoctorWhoS25E3SilverNemesis}} 'Silver Nemesis']] this freakish vulnerability would have gotten way out of hand. "''

->''"Every vampire story has different rules, of course. In the ''{{VideoGame/Dark}}'' universe, for example, the super-secret weakness of vampires is '''bullets'''. And cunningly, the security guards of the world all carry guns, having figured out that your Achilles Heel is any kind of physical damage whatsoever."''

->''"In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word 'tomb' to the ComicBook/XMen. That's all it took to send Storm into [[{{Claustrophobia}} a claustrophobic fit]] that leaves her in a heap on the floor for three straight issues. Imagine if he would have said 'Small Closet' or 'Size 2 Jeans.'"''
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}''', "6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit"

->'''Franchise/SpiderMan''': ''You've already used kryptonite in a few of your movies. Shouldn't you move on to something different?''\\
'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''': ''Oh, it's different this time. This time we have a whole [-MOUNTAIN-] of kryptonite!''

->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''': ''Ugh, kryptonite '''again'''? How much of that stuff is still around? I mean, every boss battle I ever have, some asshole has kryptonite. A big chunk of it! It's ridiculous, because it's supposed to be extremely rare! How much of that ''damn'' planet floated over here? I mean, isn't that, like, ''light-years'' away?''
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56p5nOYNHo The Lego Batman, Spider-Man, & Superman Movie]]'' (Definitely NSFW)

->''"Of course, the CORPSE has a kryptonite bracelet somehow. That falls into the category of [[WritersCannotDoMath an impossible anachronism]]...seriously. A corpse with a Kryptonite bracelet? They seriously expect us not to gag and retch at that?\\\
There's a lot of clay around here in the ground, in Washington. Dig three feet down, you have clay.\\\
Does everyone make pots?"''

->''"The idea of Ace being scared of the Cybermen is one with merit because it an attempt to show them in a menacing light. It fails completely because this squad is [[InformedAbility the most useless bunch of Cybermen]] we have ever stumbled across, completely undermining the exercise... The shot of the Cybermen listening to jazz uncomprehendingly just about sums up the clash of narrative styles that simply do not gel in this adventure. There are lots of [[HitlerCam low angle shots]] of Cybermen that are trying to make them look menacing but when they can be defeated by anything from [[KryptoniteIsEverywhere an arrow to a gold coin to a gentle shove with gold dust]] it's a fruitless exercise."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/silver-nemesis-written-by-kevin-clarke.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{DoctorWhoS25E3SilverNemesis}} "Silver Nemesis"]]

->''"Clark chats with the gal on the rooftop, where she reveals that a heart transplant ''[gave]'' her superpowers... We're also supposed to buy that she carries around a kryptonite necklace to remind her of the person whose heart she got. Beyond the unoriginal [[FleetingDemographicRule and already done idea,]] it doesn't really make much sense in the first place, but furthermore, why encase it in lead? That's pretty convenient."''
-->--'''Neal Nailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep13 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Vengeance")

->''"Frankly I'm stunned that Superman doesn't just keel over dead whenever he steps outside, because it seems anyone, including people on desert islands, can get their hands on a crapload of Kryptonite."''
-->--''[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=29%3Aconfounding-comic-covers-index&id=1030%3Asuperman-vs-olsen-island&option=com_content&Itemid=24 Superdickery.com]]''

->"Every vampire story has different rules, of course. In the ''{{VideoGame/Dark}}'' universe, for example, the super-secret weakness of vampires is '''bullets'''. And cunningly, the security guards of the world all carry guns, having figured out that your Achilles Heel is any kind of physical damage whatsoever."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''


->''In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word "tomb" to the ComicBook/XMen. That's all it took to send Storm into [[{{Claustrophobia}} a claustrophobic fit]] that leaves her in a heap on the floor for three straight issues. Imagine if he would have said "Small Closet" or "Size 2 Jeans."''
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}''', "6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit"

->"Every vampire story has different rules, of cause. In the ''{{VideoGame/Dark}}'' universe, for example, the super-secret weakness of vampires is '''bullets'''. And cunningly, the security guards of the world all carry guns, having figured out that your Achilles Heel is any kind of physical damage whatsoever."
-->-- '''''{{WebAnimation/Zero Punctuation}}'''''


->''In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word "tomb" to the ComicBook/{{X-Men}}. That's all it took to send Storm into [[{{Claustrophobia}} a claustrophobic fit]] that leaves her in a heap on the floor for three straight issues. Imagine if he would have said "Small Closet" or "Size 2 Jeans."''

->'''{{Spider-Man}}''': ''You've already used kryptonite in a few of your movies. Shouldn't you move on to something different?''\\
'''{{Superman}}''': ''Oh, it's different this time. This time we have a whole [-MOUNTAIN-] of kryptonite!''

->'''{{Superman}}''': ''Ugh, kryptonite '''again'''? How much of that stuff is still around? I mean, every boss battle I ever have, some asshole has kryptonite. A big chunk of it! It's ridiculous, because it's supposed to be extremely rare! How much of that ''damn'' planet floated over here? I mean, isn't that, like, ''light-years'' away?''
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56p5nOYNHo&feature=plcp The Lego Batman, Spider-Man, & Superman Movie]]'' (Definitely NSFW)

->''In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word "tomb" to the {{X-Men}}. That's all it took to send Storm into [[{{Claustrophobia}} a claustrophobic fit]] that leaves her in a heap on the floor for three straight issues. Imagine if he would have said "Small Closet" or "Size 2 Jeans."''

->"Every vampire story has different rules, of cause. In the ''{{VideoGame/Dark}}''' universe, for example, the super-secret weakness of vampires is '''bullets''. And cunningly, the security guards of the world all carry guns, having figured out that your Achilles Heel is any kind of physical damage whatsoever."

'''{{Superman}}''': ''Oh, it's different this time. This time we have a whole [-MOUNTAIN-] of kryptonite!''\\

->''In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word "tomb" to the {{X-Men}}. That's all it took to send Storm into [[{{Claustrophobia}} a claustrophobic fit]] that leaves her in a heap on the floor for three straight issues. Imagine if he would have said "Small Closet" or "Size 2 Jeans.''

->''In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word "tomb" to the {{X-Men}}. That's all it took to send Storm into [[Claustrophobia a claustrophobic fit]] that leaves her in a heap on the floor for three straight issues. Imagine if he would have said "Small Closet" or "Size 2 Jeans.''

-->'''{{Spider-Man}}''': ''You've already used kryptonite in a few of your movies. Shouldn't you move on to something different?''
-->'''{{Superman}}''': ''Oh, it's different this time. This time we have a whole [-MOUNTAIN-] of kryptonite!''

-->'''{{Superman}}''': ''Ugh, kryptonite '''again'''? How much of that stuff is still around? I mean, every boss battle I ever have, some asshole has kryptonite. A big chunk of it! It's ridiculous, because it's supposed to be extremely rare! How much of that ''damn'' planet floated over here? I mean, isn't that, like, ''light-years'' away?''