History Quotes / Jossed

->''Those guys in panel 4 are not Aly, and they are not Annie's dad in disguise, nor are they the girl from the photo, or transgendred clones of Annie's mom sent back in time to act as spies.''

->''The Pyramids of Furmat lie a few miles east of the famous Fortress of Shadows, not far from the magnificent Pillar of Storgé. Many tourists prefer to view these ancient monuments at night, when they are illuminated by the [[MemeticMutation Green Flame Torch]].''

->Hey, you're supposed to be loading the cart, not shooting down yet another of my plausible theories!
-->--'''Roy''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''What are you a fucking idiot? Of course I am not [[spoiler:Lord English]]. How dumb would that even be.''

->''This is exactly the sort of thing that gets nibbled away at as the story goes along. A little here, a little there, without giant info dumps. It makes no sense for me to say now. It’s much better for people to invent their own rules, roleplay with them and stuff, and then for their ideas to gradually get debunked by canon.''

->''I've seen a few comments saying, "Jaiden, you haven't talked about your dad before. Is there some [[DisappearedDad deep depressing story]] behind that?" No, you're just looking too much into it. He's right here. Hi, Dad.''

->''I have always thought that the small whimper of a theory as it dies is a beautiful sound.''

-->-- '''WebVideo/JaidenAnimations''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOMs19pPrp4 Winter & My Traumatic Skiing Trip]]''

->''I have always thought that the small whimper of a theory as it dies is a beautiful sound.''
-->--'''[[Literature/TheWheelOfTime Robert Jordan]]'''

->''"I have always thought that the small whimper of a theory as it dies is a beautiful sound."''

-->-- '''JKRowling''' discussing the title of the [[strike:fourth]] [[strike:fifth]] [[strike:sixth]] seventh ''HarryPotter'' novel

-->--'''[[TheWheelOfTime Robert Jordan]]'''

-->-- '''Tom Siddell''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=336 author's commentary]]

-->--'''Roy''', ''OrderOfTheStick''

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-->-- '''Tom Siddell''', ''GunnerkriggCourt'', [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=336 author's commentary]]

-->-- '''[[{{Homestuck}} Andrew Hussie]]'''

->''The Pyramids of Furmat lie a few miles east of the famous Fortress of Shadows, not far from the magnificent Pillar of Storgé. Many tourists prefer to view these ancient monuments at night, when they are illuminated by the [[MemeticMutation Green Flame Torch]].''

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