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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}'', "The Court of Miracles"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney'', "The Court of Miracles"



->''Well done, counselor! You've proven that Batman ''didn't'' create us - that we messed up our own rotten lives. And as [[CardCarryingVillain we are so rotten, vile and depraved]]...we're going to waste you'' '''ANYWAY!'''
-->--'''Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

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->''Well ->''"Well done, counselor! You've proven that Batman ''didn't'' create us - -- that we messed up our own rotten lives. And as [[CardCarryingVillain we are so rotten, vile and depraved]]... we're going to waste you'' '''ANYWAY!'''
-->--'''Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''
you '''ANYWAY!'''"''
-->-- '''Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "[[Recap/TheAdventuresOfBatmanAndRobinE3Trial Trial]]"
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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', "The Court of Miracles"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', -->--''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}'', "The Court of Miracles"
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-->--''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', "The Court of Miracles"

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-->--''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', -->--''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', "The Court of Miracles"
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->'''Picard:''' I recognize this [[HangingJudge court]] [[KangarooCourt system]] as the one that agreed with that line from [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]]. [[Theatre/HenryVIPart2 "Kill all the lawyers."]]
->'''Q:''' Which was done.
->'''Picard:''' Which led to the rule "Guilty until proven innocent."
->'''Q:''' Of course. Bringing the innocent to trial would be unfair.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Encounter At Farpoint"
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->"You're a condemned criminal now. It would not do for us hooligans of justice to be seen with you."
-->--'''[[http://www.fantasycomic.com/index.php?p=c380 Hell's Pixies]]''', ''ChasingTheSunset''

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->"You're ->''"You're a condemned criminal now. It would not do for us hooligans of justice to be seen with you."
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-->-- '''[[http://www.
fantasycomic.com/index.php?p=c380 Hell's Pixies]]''', ''ChasingTheSunset''
''Webcomic/ChasingTheSunset''



-->--'''John Bunyan''', ''Literature/ThePilgrimsProgress''

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-->--'''John -->-- '''John Bunyan''', ''Literature/ThePilgrimsProgress''

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->''Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles!\\
I am the lawyers and judge all in one!\\
We like to get the trial over with quickly,\\
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!''
-->-- '''Clopin''', "The Court of Miracles", ''Disney/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame}}''

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->''Justice is swift ->''Maybe you've heard of a terrible place\\
Where the scoundrels of Paris\\
Collect
in a lair\\
Maybe you've heard of that mythical place\\
Called
the Court of Miracles!\\
I am the lawyers and judge all in one!\\
We like to get the trial over with quickly,\\
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!''
-->-- '''Clopin''',
Miracles\\
[[BadNewsInAGoodWay Hello, you're there!]]''
-->--''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'',
"The Court of Miracles", ''Disney/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame}}''
Miracles"
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->''"Then went the jury out, [[MeaningfulName whose names were]] Mr. Blindman, Mr. No-good, Mr. Malice, Mr. Love-lust, Mr. Live-loose, Mr. Heady, Mr. High-mind, Mr. Enmity, Mr. Liar, Mr. Cruelty, Mr. Hate-light, and Mr. Implacable..."''
-->--'''John Bunyan''', ''Literature/ThePilgrimsProgress''
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->''"Yes, who can forget the fun-filled Congress of [[TheNineties the late-nineties]], when a Republican majority decided it was a crime to be [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton a Democratic president]] and devoted all of the resources and mighty machinery of our great nation [[AllCrimesAreEqual to investigating a blowjob]]."''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''
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->''"Come on, you’ve seen this one, probably in Saturday morning cartoons: some situation causes all the bad guys to get power over the good guy, who then put him on “trial” for making their lives crappy. In this case, Judas Traveller drags Spider-man to Ravencroft, assigns Kaine as his defense attorney and Carnage as the prosecutor, and looks for a stupidly-timed answer to the question “Does Spider-man’s presence actually create his villains?” Shockingly, if you ask his villains this question, they pretty much say 'yes.'"''

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->''"Come on, you’ve seen this one, probably in Saturday morning cartoons: some situation causes all the bad guys to get power over the good guy, who then put him on “trial” for making their lives crappy. In this case, Judas Traveller drags Spider-man to Ravencroft, [[BedlamHouse Ravencroft]], assigns Kaine as his defense attorney and Carnage as the prosecutor, and looks for a stupidly-timed answer to the question “Does Spider-man’s presence actually create his villains?” Shockingly, if you ask his villains this question, they pretty much say 'yes.'[[NeverMyFault yes]].'"''
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->''"This plot entirely stops in the second issue, when Judas Traveller shows up to waste an issue springing the old “kangaroo court” plot on SpiderMan. Come on, you’ve seen this one, probably in Saturday morning cartoons: some situation causes all the bad guys to get power over the good guy, who then put him on “trial” for making their lives crappy. In this case, Judas Traveller drags Spider-man to Ravencroft, assigns Kaine as his defense attorney and Carnage as the prosecutor, and looks for a stupidly-timed answer to the question “Does Spider-man’s presence actually create his villains?” Shockingly, if you ask his villains this question, they pretty much say 'yes.'"''

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->''"This plot entirely stops in the second issue, when Judas Traveller shows up to waste an issue springing the old “kangaroo court” plot on SpiderMan. Come ->''"Come on, you’ve seen this one, probably in Saturday morning cartoons: some situation causes all the bad guys to get power over the good guy, who then put him on “trial” for making their lives crappy. In this case, Judas Traveller drags Spider-man to Ravencroft, assigns Kaine as his defense attorney and Carnage as the prosecutor, and looks for a stupidly-timed answer to the question “Does Spider-man’s presence actually create his villains?” Shockingly, if you ask his villains this question, they pretty much say 'yes.'"''
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->''"This plot entirely stops in the second issue, when Judas Traveller shows up to waste an issue springing the old “kangaroo court” plot on SpiderMan. Come on, you’ve seen this one, probably in Saturday morning cartoons: some situation causes all the bad guys to get power over the good guy, who then put him on “trial” for making their lives crappy. In this case, Judas Traveller drags Spider-man to Ravencroft, assigns Kaine as his defense attorney and Carnage as the prosecutor, and looks for a stupidly-timed answer to the question “Does Spider-man’s presence actually create his villains?” Shockingly, if you ask his villains this question, they pretty much say 'yes.'"''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"]]
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->''Well done, counselor! You've proven that Batman ''didn't'' create us - that we messed up our own rotten lives. And as [[CardCarryingVillain we are so rotten, vile and depraved]]''...'''we're going to waste you ANYWAY!'''

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->''Well done, counselor! You've proven that Batman ''didn't'' create us - that we messed up our own rotten lives. And as [[CardCarryingVillain we are so rotten, vile and depraved]]''...'''we're depraved]]...we're going to waste you ANYWAY!'''you'' '''ANYWAY!'''
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->''Well done, counselor! You've proven that Batman ''didn't'' create us - that we messed up our own rotten lives. And as [[CardCarryingVillain we are so rotten, vile and depraved]]''...'''we're going to waste you ANYWAY!'''
-->--'''Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''
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-->--'''[[http://www.fantasycomic.com/index.php?p=c380 Hell's Pixies]]''', ''ChasingtheSunset''

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-->--'''[[http://www.fantasycomic.com/index.php?p=c380 Hell's Pixies]]''', ''ChasingtheSunset''''ChasingTheSunset''
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->"You're a condemned criminal now. It would not do for us hooligans of justice to be seen with you."
-->--'''[[http://www.fantasycomic.com/index.php?p=c380 Hell's Pixies]]''', ''ChasingtheSunset''

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