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->'''Aurelio''': ''*picks up phone*'' Aurelio speaking.\\
'''Viggo''': ''*back turned*'' [[TranquilFury I heard you struck my son.]]\\
'''Aurelio''': [[BluntYes Yes, sir, I did.]]\\
'''Viggo''': And may I ask why?\\
'''Aurelio''': Yeah, well... 'cause [[EvilIsPetty he stole John Wick's car]], sir, and, uh... [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals killed his dog.]]\\
'''Viggo''': ''*turns around, [[OhCrap face fallen]]*'' [[TheDreaded ...oh.]] ''*hangs up*''

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->'''Aurelio''': ->'''Aurelio:''' ''*picks up phone*'' Aurelio speaking.\\
'''Viggo''': '''Viggo:''' ''*back turned*'' [[TranquilFury I heard you struck my son.]]\\
'''Aurelio''': '''Aurelio:''' [[BluntYes Yes, sir, I did.]]\\
'''Viggo''': '''Viggo:''' And may I ask why?\\
'''Aurelio''': '''Aurelio:''' Yeah, well... 'cause [[EvilIsPetty he stole John Wick's car]], sir, and, uh... [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals killed his dog.]]\\
'''Viggo''': '''Viggo:''' ''*turns around, [[OhCrap face fallen]]*'' [[TheDreaded ...oh.]] ''*hangs up*''
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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an {{impossible task}}. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his ''fucking dog.''\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ThePenIsMightier with a pencil]], [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], a]] [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an {{impossible task}}. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his ''fucking dog.''\\
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-->--'''John Wick''', Chapter 2

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-->--'''John Wick''', Chapter 22

->Winston..? Will you take me home?
-->--'''John Wick''', Chapter 4
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'''Viggo:''' [[UnderStatement Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman]]. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman]].\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[UnderStatement Well [[{{Understatement}} Well, John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman]]. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman]].\\
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->'''Aurelio''': ''*picks up phone*'' Aurelio speaking.\\
'''Viggo''': ''*back turned*'' [[TranquilFury I heard you struck my son.]]\\
'''Aurelio''': [[BluntYes Yes, sir, I did.]]\\
'''Viggo''': And may I ask why?\\
'''Aurelio''': Yeah, well... 'cause [[EvilIsPetty he stole John Wick's car]], sir, and, uh... [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals killed his dog.]]\\
'''Viggo''': ''*turns around, [[OhCrap face fallen]]*'' [[TheDreaded ...oh.]] ''*hangs up*''
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-->--'''John Wick'''

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-->--'''John Wick'''Wick'''

->So I guess you have a choice. You want a war? Or do you wanna just... give me a gun?
-->--'''John Wick''', Chapter 2
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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an ImpossibleTask. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, [[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant you steal his car and kill his]] ''[[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant fucking dog.]]''\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an ImpossibleTask.{{impossible task}}. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, [[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant you steal his car and kill his]] ''[[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant fucking his ''fucking dog.]]''\\''\\



'''Viggo:''' Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!

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'''Viggo:''' Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? [[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, nothing]], so get the fuck out of my sight!
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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, [[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant you steal his car and kill his]] ''[[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant fucking dog.'']]\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task.ImpossibleTask. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, [[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant you steal his car and kill his]] ''[[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant fucking dog.'']]\\]]''\\
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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his ''fucking dog.''\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, [[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant you steal his car and kill his ''fucking his]] ''[[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant fucking dog.''\\'']]\\
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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his ''fucking dog.''\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. now.]] And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his ''fucking dog.''\\
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->When [[TheLostLenore Helen]] died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. In that moment, I received some semblance of hope ... an opportunity to grieve unalone. And your [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals son]] ... took that from me. Stole that from me. ''Killed that from me!'' People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking [[HesBack I'm back]]. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!

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->When [[TheLostLenore Helen]] died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. In that moment, I received some semblance of hope ... an opportunity to grieve unalone. And your [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals son]] ... took that from me. Stole that from me. ''Killed that from me!'' People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking [[HesBack I'm back]]. So you can either hand over your son or you can die ''die screaming alongside him!him!''
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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] [[DumbassTeenageSon something you know very little about. about.]] I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking ''fucking dog.\\''\\
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'''Viggo:''' Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!

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'''Viggo:''' Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!sight!

->When [[TheLostLenore Helen]] died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. In that moment, I received some semblance of hope ... an opportunity to grieve unalone. And your [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals son]] ... took that from me. Stole that from me. ''Killed that from me!'' People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking [[HesBack I'm back]]. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!
-->--'''John Wick'''
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->Don't set him off.
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'''Viggo:''' Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman]].\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[UnderStatement Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman.Boogeyman]]. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman]].\\



'''Viggo:''' John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.\\

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'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... will...]] something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil, pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil.pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.\\
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-->'''Viggo:''' It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.
-->'''Iosef:''' Who? That fucking nobody?
-->'''Viggo:''' That "fuckin' nobody"... is [[TitleDrop John Wick]]. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "[[RedBaron Baba Yaga]]."
-->'''Iosef:''' The Boogeyman?
-->'''Viggo:''' Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman]].
-->'''Iosef:''' [[OhCrap Oh]].
-->'''Viggo:''' John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.
-->'''Iosef:''' Father, I can make this right.
-->'''Viggo:''' Oh? How do you plan that?
-->'''Iosef:''' By finishing what I started.
-->'''Viggo:''' What the... did he hear a fuckin' word I said?
-->'''Iosef:''' [Russian] Dad, I can do this! Please!
-->'''Viggo:''' Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!

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-->'''Viggo:''' ->'''Viggo:''' It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.
-->'''Iosef:'''
to.\\
'''Iosef:'''
Who? That fucking nobody?
-->'''Viggo:'''
nobody?\\
'''Viggo:'''
That "fuckin' nobody"... is [[TitleDrop John Wick]]. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "[[RedBaron Baba Yaga]]."
-->'''Iosef:'''
"\\
'''Iosef:'''
The Boogeyman?
-->'''Viggo:'''
Boogeyman?\\
'''Viggo:'''
Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman]].
-->'''Iosef:'''
Boogeyman]].\\
'''Iosef:'''
[[OhCrap Oh]].
-->'''Viggo:'''
Oh]].\\
'''Viggo:'''
John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.
-->'''Iosef:'''
dog.\\
'''Iosef:'''
Father, I can make this right.
-->'''Viggo:'''
right.\\
'''Viggo:'''
Oh? How do you plan that?
-->'''Iosef:'''
that?\\
'''Iosef:'''
By finishing what I started.
-->'''Viggo:'''
started.\\
'''Viggo:'''
What the... did he hear a fuckin' word I said?
-->'''Iosef:'''
said?\\
'''Iosef:'''
[Russian] Dad, I can do this! Please!
-->'''Viggo:'''
Please!\\
'''Viggo:'''
Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!
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-->'''Viggo:''' Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.
-->'''Iosef:''' Oh.

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-->'''Viggo:''' Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.
Boogeyman]].
-->'''Iosef:''' Oh.[[OhCrap Oh]].
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-->'''Viggo:''' That "fuckin' nobody"... is [[TitleDrop John Wick]]. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Baba Yaga."

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-->'''Viggo:''' That "fuckin' nobody"... is [[TitleDrop John Wick]]. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Baba Yaga."[[RedBaron Baba Yaga]]."

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'''Viggo:''' It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.
'''Iosef:''' Who? That fucking nobody?
'''Viggo:''' That "fuckin' nobody"... is [[TitleDrop John Wick]]. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Baba Yaga."
'''Iosef:''' The Boogeyman?
'''Viggo:''' Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.
'''Iosef:''' Oh.
'''Viggo:''' John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.
'''Iosef:''' Father, I can make this right.
'''Viggo:''' Oh? How do you plan that?
'''Iosef:''' By finishing what I started.
'''Viggo:''' What the... did he hear a fuckin' word I said?
'''Iosef:''' [Russian] Dad, I can do this! Please!
'''Viggo:''' Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!

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'''Viggo:''' -->'''Viggo:''' It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.
'''Iosef:''' -->'''Iosef:''' Who? That fucking nobody?
'''Viggo:''' -->'''Viggo:''' That "fuckin' nobody"... is [[TitleDrop John Wick]]. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Baba Yaga."
'''Iosef:''' -->'''Iosef:''' The Boogeyman?
'''Viggo:''' -->'''Viggo:''' Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.
'''Iosef:''' -->'''Iosef:''' Oh.
'''Viggo:''' -->'''Viggo:''' John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.
'''Iosef:''' -->'''Iosef:''' Father, I can make this right.
'''Viggo:''' -->'''Viggo:''' Oh? How do you plan that?
'''Iosef:''' -->'''Iosef:''' By finishing what I started.
'''Viggo:''' -->'''Viggo:''' What the... did he hear a fuckin' word I said?
'''Iosef:''' -->'''Iosef:''' [Russian] Dad, I can do this! Please!
'''Viggo:''' -->'''Viggo:''' Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!

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I love this bit. Maybe I will spice it in the future with extra pot holes and interjections of John smashing the floor.

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'''Viggo:''' It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.
'''Iosef:''' Who? That fucking nobody?
'''Viggo:''' That "fuckin' nobody"... is [[TitleDrop John Wick]]. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Baba Yaga."
'''Iosef:''' The Boogeyman?
'''Viggo:''' Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.
'''Iosef:''' Oh.
'''Viggo:''' John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.
'''Iosef:''' Father, I can make this right.
'''Viggo:''' Oh? How do you plan that?
'''Iosef:''' By finishing what I started.
'''Viggo:''' What the... did he hear a fuckin' word I said?
'''Iosef:''' [Russian] Dad, I can do this! Please!
'''Viggo:''' Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!

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