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->'''Lucky Luke''': It's a shame to be such a lousy shot.
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->'''Lucky Luke''': [A shot misses him and hits a cow] It's a shame to be such a lousy shot.
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->'''C-3PO''': Oh no! Chewie, they're behind you!
->'''[[{{Rifftrax}} Bill Corbet]]''': And if you give them [[MoreDakka several hundred unimpeded shots]] they might, ''might'', just get lucky and [[PinballProjectile bounce one off a wall]] that might, and let me stress again '''might''', actually do some damage...[[FailureIsTheOnlyOption possibly]].
-->-- {{Rifftrax}}, TheEmpireStrikesBack
->'''[[{{Rifftrax}} Bill Corbet]]''': And if you give them [[MoreDakka several hundred unimpeded shots]] they might, ''might'', just get lucky and [[PinballProjectile bounce one off a wall]] that might, and let me stress again '''might''', actually do some damage...[[FailureIsTheOnlyOption possibly]].
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->''Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you.''
-->--'''Little Bill Daggett''', ''{{Unforgiven}}''
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->''"[[SarcasmMode Remember, these are the Emperor's "best" troops.]]"''
-->-- [[{{Rifftrax}} Mike Nelson]], on ReturnOfTheJedi
-->-- [[{{Rifftrax}} Mike Nelson]], on ReturnOfTheJedi
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->I don't know what all the fuss is about. [[TemptingFate Vogons are the worst marksmen in the universe]].
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->''Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more objective and noted that the gun battles on board the spaceships go on a bit too long; it is remarkable that the Empire marksmen [[PlotArmor never hit anyone important.]]''
-->--'''Ebert, again''', reviewing the Special Edition of ''ANewHope''.
-->--'''Ebert, again''', reviewing the Special Edition of ''ANewHope''.
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->'''Lucky Luke''': It's a shame to be such a lousy shot.
->'''Jolly Jumper''': You'll not hear me complain.
-->-- ''LuckyLuke, The Rivals of Painful Gulch''
->'''Jolly Jumper''': You'll not hear me complain.
-->-- ''LuckyLuke, The Rivals of Painful Gulch''
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->And now we partake in the best part of any [[ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] movie, when everyone in the entire world tries to hit this guy, and not one friggin' bullet touches him. STOP SHOOTING AT THE GROUND, YA MORONS!!!
--> -- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''{{Commando}}''
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->And now we partake in the best part of any [[ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] movie, when everyone in the entire world tries to hit this guy, and not one friggin' bullet touches him. STOP SHOOTING AT THE GROUND, YA MORONS!!!
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->You missed! How could you miss?! He was like, three feet in front of you!
-->-- ''Mushu'', {{Mulan}} [[spoiler: who didn't miss - she just wasn't aiming at what Mushu thought she was aiming for.]]
-->-- ''Mushu'', {{Mulan}} [[spoiler: who didn't miss - she just wasn't aiming at what Mushu thought she was aiming for.]]
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->'''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'': Excellent shot, Mister [[TheAngryJoeShow Joe]], except for the fact that you missed. Fire again!
-->-- ''{{Kickassia}}''
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->'''Lister:''' Why don't we meet anyone nice?
->'''Cat:''' Why don't we ever meet anyone who can shoot straight?
-->-- RedDwarf, Quarantine
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->And now we partake in the best part of any [[ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] movie, when everyone in the entire world tries to hit this guy, and not one friggin' bullet touches him. STOP SHOOTING AT THE GROUND, YA MORONS!!!\\
-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''{{Commando}}''
-> My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.\\
-- '''EvilOverlordList, Item no. 56'''
->When has an action hero ever, even once, been killed by machinegun fire, no matter how many hundreds of rounds? The hit men should simply reject them and say, "No can do, Boss. [[GenreSavvy They never work in this kind of movie.]]"\\
-- '''RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081111/REVIEWS/811129989 reviewing]] ''QuantumOfSolace''
->You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers to "miss".\\
-- '''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''', riffing on ''SpaceMutiny''
->[[LampshadeHanging You can shoot them all day and not hit with aim like that!]]\\
-- '''Scarlet''', ''FinalFantasyVII''
-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''{{Commando}}''
-> My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.\\
-- '''EvilOverlordList, Item no. 56'''
->When has an action hero ever, even once, been killed by machinegun fire, no matter how many hundreds of rounds? The hit men should simply reject them and say, "No can do, Boss. [[GenreSavvy They never work in this kind of movie.]]"\\
-- '''RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081111/REVIEWS/811129989 reviewing]] ''QuantumOfSolace''
->You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers to "miss".\\
-- '''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''', riffing on ''SpaceMutiny''
->[[LampshadeHanging You can shoot them all day and not hit with aim like that!]]\\
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MORONS!!!
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-> My ->My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.\\
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-->-- '''EvilOverlordList''', Item no.56'''
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->When has an action hero ever, even once, been killed by machinegun fire, no matter how many hundreds of rounds? The hit men should simply reject them and say, "No can do, Boss. [[GenreSavvy They never work in this kind of movie.]]"\\
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-->-- '''RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081111/REVIEWS/811129989 reviewing]] ''QuantumOfSolace''
->You ->'''Mike:''' You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers [[StarTrek phasers]] to "miss".\\
-- '''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''',"miss".
->'''Servo:''' Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep missing the slow, giant, white thing?
->'''Crow:''' Here's some free advice for the mutineers: STOP AND AIM, YOU '''IDIOTS!'''
-->-- ''MysteryScienceTheater3000 '', riffing on ''SpaceMutiny''
->[[LampshadeHanging You can shoot them all day and not hit with aim likethat!]]\\
--that!]]
-->-- '''Scarlet''', ''FinalFantasyVII''
--> -- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''{{Commando}}''
-- '''EvilOverlordList,
-->-- '''EvilOverlordList''', Item no.
->When has an action hero ever, even once, been killed by machinegun fire, no matter how many hundreds of rounds? The hit men should simply reject them and say, "No can do, Boss. [[GenreSavvy They never work in this kind of movie.
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-->-- '''RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081111/REVIEWS/811129989 reviewing]] ''QuantumOfSolace''
-- '''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''',
->'''Servo:''' Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep missing the slow, giant, white thing?
->'''Crow:''' Here's some free advice for the mutineers: STOP AND AIM, YOU '''IDIOTS!'''
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'''Turner:''' No, sir. All well. Fortunately Vaughn's jackboots couldn't... couldn't shoot a flying elephant.\\
-- ''DoctorWho'', "The Invasion"
->I don't know what all the fuss is about. Vogons are the worst marksmen in the universe.\\
--'''Marvin''', ''[=~The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy~=]''
->Beast Man uses one of Grayskull's high tech kill-you guns to blast at the fleeing He-Man, altogether forgetting the cardinal rule of cartoon villains: they've got the worst aim in the universe.\\
--[[http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0878/ X-Entertainment's article]] on a ''HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse'' coloring book
->I don't even really have to dodge. He just kind of misses.\\
--'''Aang''', ''AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
->The great thing about Jeremy's shooting is that you are perfectly safe just as long as you stand right in front of the target.\\
--'''James May''' on Jeremy Clarkson's aim, ''TopGear''
->'''First stormtrooper:''' Have we ever hit anyone with these guns?
->'''Second stormtrooper:''' I hit a bird once.
-- ''DoctorWho'', "The Invasion"
->I don't know what all the fuss is about. Vogons are the worst marksmen in the universe.\\
--'''Marvin''', ''[=~The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy~=]''
->Beast Man uses one of Grayskull's high tech kill-you guns to blast at the fleeing He-Man, altogether forgetting the cardinal rule of cartoon villains: they've got the worst aim in the universe.\\
--[[http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0878/ X-Entertainment's article]] on a ''HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse'' coloring book
->I don't even really have to dodge. He just kind of misses.\\
--'''Aang''', ''AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
->The great thing about Jeremy's shooting is that you are perfectly safe just as long as you stand right in front of the target.\\
--'''James May''' on Jeremy Clarkson's aim, ''TopGear''
->'''First stormtrooper:''' Have we ever hit anyone with these guns?
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'''Turner:''' No, sir. All well. Fortunately Vaughn's jackboots couldn't... couldn't shoot a flying elephant.\\
--elephant.
-->-- ''DoctorWho'', "The Invasion"
->I don't know what all the fuss is about. [[TemptingFate Vogons are the worst marksmen in theuniverse.\\
--'''Marvin''',universe]].
-->-- '''Marvin''', ''[=~The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy~=]''
->Beast Man uses one of Grayskull's high tech kill-you guns to blast at the fleeing He-Man, altogether forgetting the cardinal rule of cartoon villains: they've got the worst aim in theuniverse.\\
--[[http://www.universe.
-->-- [[http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0878/ X-Entertainment's article]] on a ''HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse'' coloring book
->I don't even really have to dodge. He just kind ofmisses.\\
--'''Aang''',misses.
-->-- '''Aang''', ''AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
->The great thing about Jeremy's shooting is that you are perfectly safe just as long as you stand right in front of thetarget.\\
--'''Jamestarget.
-->-- '''James May''' on Jeremy Clarkson's aim, ''TopGear''
->'''First stormtrooper:''' ->'''Stormtrooper 1:''' Have we ever hit anyone with these guns?
->'''Second stormtrooper:''' ->'''Stormtrooper 2:''' I hit a bird once.
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-->-- ''DoctorWho'', "The Invasion"
->I don't know what all the fuss is about. [[TemptingFate Vogons are the worst marksmen in the
--'''Marvin''',
-->-- '''Marvin''', ''[=~The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy~=]''
->Beast Man uses one of Grayskull's high tech kill-you guns to blast at the fleeing He-Man, altogether forgetting the cardinal rule of cartoon villains: they've got the worst aim in the
--[[http://www.
-->-- [[http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0878/ X-Entertainment's article]] on a ''HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse'' coloring book
->I don't even really have to dodge. He just kind of
--'''Aang''',
-->-- '''Aang''', ''AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
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-->-- '''James May''' on Jeremy Clarkson's aim, ''TopGear''
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-->-- ''College Humor''
-> ''"The bad guys are always lousy shots in the movies. Three villains with Uzis will go after the hero, spraying thousands of rounds which miss him, after which he picks them off with a handgun."''
-->-- ''College Humor''
-> ''"The bad guys are always lousy shots in the movies. Three villains with Uzis will go after the hero, spraying thousands of rounds which miss him, after which he picks them off with a handgun."''
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->''"Poor fools! Don't you know us comic book characters are always missed when we run at the guns?"''
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-->--'''[[MST3K Mike Nelson]]''', ''SpaceMutiny''
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