History Quotes / ImAHumanitarian

->Finally, after 97 long days adrift, Captain Pertwee was rescued, mercifully ending his miserable diet of rainwater and strips of sun-dried Haddock--—which was 
actually far ghastlier than it sounded, what with George Haddock being 
his former first mate.

-->-- '''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent Flabgask]]''', cook to Warlord Grubnash, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}''

-->-- '''Galnast''', Orc Boss, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}''

'''Super:''' Well, they have advanced a little. Now they fry them first!

''Rebel:''' I do not know; I am a Muslim.

->''It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.''
-->-- '''Chairman Sheng-ji Yang''' - "Ethics for Tomorrow", ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

-> ''Well, listen up, sonny Jim. I ate a baby! Oh, aye! Baby, the other, other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner!''
-->-- '''FatBastard''', ''Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe''

'''Ryujiro:''' "That's not what I'm talking about, buddy," the man said, chuckling. "That's not it at all."\\

'''Ryujiro:''' "What I mean is, what happened after that? You had to have done something after that to get yourself a ticket here."\\

'''Firo:'''What, you don't believe me? You don't think I could do it?\\

'''Firo:'''... You too?\\

'''Ryujiro:''' Heheh! Hey, ever heard of ''odorigui?'' It's this way of eating the Japanese have—you bite down on your food while it's still alive and moving. The feeling of something live squirming against your tongue, against your teeth as you bite down... It just all comes together with the salty taste of blood and makes it so incredible!\\

-->--''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}! 1934 - Alice in Jails''

-> ''[[Literature/PeterPan Tick tock,]]'' ''feed the croc...''
-->-- '''Killer Croc''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum''

->''My Soylent Green came out lumpy.''
-->-- '''Pam''', ''ComicStrip/BrewsterRockitSpaceGuy''

->''This one was a good one. Very nice to kill.''\\
''Easy to cut with my knife, like to cut food.''
-->-- '''My secret note #4''', ''VideoGame/CryOfFear''

->''Rend...''\\
''Slaughter...''\\
''Devour your enemies!''\\
''There is no other way to survive. You cannot escape your hunger, Warriors of Purgatory!''
-->-- '''Angel''' , ''VideoGame/DigitalDevilSaga''

-> ''You will become sushi''

->“Don’t know shit about [[TheFairFolk fairies]],” [[OurOrcsAreDifferent Nauk]] admitted.\\
Which wasn’t entirely true. He had an old family recipe for braising them with southern spices, but Kilian was quarter-fae and might be displeased by the revelation. Humans always got all offended when orcs mentioned eating other humans, like eating each other wasn’t the most natural state of Creation. You’d think they’d never eaten a rabbit, by the way their hackles got raised. You just had to accept that, to the Clans, everyone else might as well be rabbits.
-->--''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil,'' [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/interlude-gate/ Interlude: Gate]]

->''Cannibalism. Imagine that: chowing down on another human being. You gotta be all out of beef jerky, man. You gotta be really fucking hungry. But it happens, doesn't it? Still happens to this day. A bunch of people stranded in the wilderness run out of pop tarts, gotta eat something... Might as well be Steve! And by the way, how do you decide who to eat first? How do you decide who's first on the barbecue rack? Do you pick on the little guy because he's skinny and he can't fight back, or do you all gang up on the bodybuilder because he's got a lot of steaks and chops on him?''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', "Extreme Human Behavior"

->''Can I eat him?''

->''"[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]] I EAT PEOPLE!"''
-->--'''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->''Have you eaten people?''\\
''Yes.''\\
''Is it true what they say? Does it taste like pork?''\\
''I do not know; I am a Muslim.''
-->-- '''Phil Ashby and unnamed Rebel''', ''Locked Up Abroad: Sierra Leone''

->''"You Are What You Eat!" proclaimed an ad for Soylent Green.''

->''You don't understand... I've seen it. I've seen it happening. The ocean is dying, the plankton is dying¦ It's people! Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Soon, they'll be breeding us like cattle for food! You gotta tell 'em! Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell 'em '''SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE'''! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me... '''PLEASE'''!!!''

->''For what's that sound of the world out there?''\\
''That crunching noise that's pervading the air?''\\
''It's man devouring man, my dear --''\\
''And who are we to deny it in here?''
-->-- '''Sweeney Todd''', ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet''

-> ''Boy Pie might be better than Bird Pie. More meat and not so many tiny little bones!''
-->-- '''Mr. Twit''', ''Literature/TheTwits''

-> ''"There is a meat sweeter than the most cornfed livestock. Most of you have tasted it. All of you have coveted it."''
-->-- '''Mortimer''', ''Videogame/FalloutNewVegas''

-> ''"I'm a cannibal, hombre! We're gonna fucking eat your ass!"''

->''"Here the carnivorous banquet begins. These are giant, carnivorous organisms who trick men who wander into the forest with their innocent looks, then reveal their true motive to trap and devour their prey. As a result, I have decided to name these organisms 'Traptrix.'"''
-->--'''Unnamed Biologist''', ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh Master Guide 4''

->''He took up with a band of mutie marauders who had a rather more liberal attitude to norms than most -- that is, they accepted him, instead of slow-roasting him over a fire and eating him...''
-->-- '''Literature/DeathLands'''

-->-- '''Congo Mercenary''' by Mike Hoare

->''You're either the butcher or the cattle.''
-->--'''Gareth''', ''Series/TheWalkingDead''

->''I ate my sister and my mom. My dad, too. Up in Fort Collins. Couldn't eat the dog, though. Only an animal would chow down on their own dog, don't you agree?''
-->--'''Ralph Greenwald''', ''Series/{{Scandal}}'' "The Belt"

->''"Could everyone stop eating, please? You're eating the guest of honor."''
-->--'''Fran Madaraki''', ''Manga/FrankenFran''

->'''Pud'n:''' Falling chickens from the sky! Now we don't have to eat each other to survive!
->'''Sperg:''' ''(with Pud'n's limbs stuffed in his mouth)'' Tough luck for you, kid.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'', "Which Came First?"

->''Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like ’em too. [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Stunties]] are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep ’em alive when you roast ’em; they’ll keep yer goin’ if yer can’t get nuthin’ else. Elveses are a bit strange too, bit of an acquired taste, I like ’em but a lot doesn’t. Halflings though, not a lot of eatin’ on ’em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.''
-->-- '''Flabgask''', Orc, cook to Warlord Grubnash, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}''.

->''We iz strong an’ tough. Da strong onez win, an’ then eat the weak. Some of dem Gobboes is awright to keep for slaves or ter catch Humie cannonballs in the heads, but most is best fer the pot. One day we eats all of youse. One day soon.''
-->-- '''Galnast''', Orc Boss, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}''.

->I was standing to one side of [[DangerousDeserter them]], praying as they were [[ShotAtDawn blindfolded]], when the eldest one spoke to me.
->"I have tasted it," he said. "I have eaten the Word made flesh. Now God is in me, and I am God. He tasted good. He tasted of blood."
-->--''[[Creator/JohnConnolly Mr Pettinger's Daemon]]''

->Yum, yum. Dim sum. Chinese food made from real Chinese. [[PersonOfMassDestruction All of them]]. I guess someone should have yelled "[[IncrediblyLamePun Peking...]] ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Duck!"]]'' (BURP) Okay, Joker, you've wiped out the People's Republic of China. What are you going to do next? And the first one of you who even thinks "[[ImGoingToDisneyWorld I'm going to Happyland]]" gets to be dessert...
-->--''ComicBook/EmperorJoker''

->...I decided I would show [[HumanResources the livestock]] [[PetTheDog a friendly face]] before they were taken to the washroom; otherwise, [[ThoseTwoBadGuys the fat father and the weasel son]] would be the last people they would see before they were stuffed inside the sacks and chained up. When we reach the courtyard, I remember what the fat father told me last time, about how the meat tastes better with bruises under the skin. That's why they use the clubs. To tenderize the meat and get blood into the flesh. When he told me that, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I wanted to escape from Gruut Huis]] and [[DrivenToSuicide keep running into the poisonous mist]] until I fell down, until no one in the building could ever find me again. The residents don't need to eat the fresh meats. Like the staff, they can eat the soft yellow yeast from the tanks, but the residents are rich and can afford variety.
-->--''Doll Hands'', by Adam L G Nevill

-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

-->--''[[Creator/JohnConnolly Mr Pettinger's Demon]]''

-->--'''Gareth''', ''Series/TheWalkingDead'

-->--'''Ralph Greenwald''', ''Series/{{Scandal}}''' "The Belt"

-->-- '''FatBastard''', ''Film/AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''

->"''You're either the butcher or the cattle.''"
-->--'''Gareth''', ''Series/TheWalkingDead''

-->-- Flabgask, Orc, cook to Warlord Grubnash, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}''.

-->-- Galnast, Orc Boss, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}''.

->"You Are What You Eat!" proclaimed an ad for Soylent Green.
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->'''Ryujiro:''' Heh. So, [[WhatAreYouInFor what're you in here for?]]
->'''Firo:''' Huh? Oh, uh. I messed some people up bad.
->'''Ryujiro:''' "That's not what I'm talking about, buddy," the man said, chuckling. "That's not it at all."
->'''Firo:''' Huh?
->'''Ryujiro:''' "What I mean is, what happened after that? You had to have done something after that to get yourself a ticket here."
->'''Firo:''' Oh, uh. I messed some guards up bad, too.
->'''Ryujiro:''' Huh...
->'''Firo:'''What, you don't believe me? You don't think I could do it?
->'''Ryujiro:''' Hah! You too, eh? Yeah, I get whatcha mean. You're in here for the same thing as me.
->'''Firo:'''... You too?
->'''Ryujiro:''' Yup. Well, in my case, there was this guard who pissed me off, so I gave his neck a little chomp. You understand, right?
->'''Firo:''' ...
->'''Ryujiro:''' Heheh! Hey, ever heard of ''odorigui?'' It's this way of eating the Japanese have—you bite down on your food while it's still alive and moving. The feeling of something live squirming against your tongue, against your teeth as you bite down... It just all comes together with the salty taste of blood and makes it so incredible!
->'''Firo:''' Yeah, okay. I think I've heard enough.
->'''Ryujiro:''' Whoa, whoa, hear me out here. I mean, I think about it right now and... Damn, that feeling! That tearing sensation as my teeth snag against skin! The taste of iron flooding into my mouth! The sound of the guard screaming and the pain of the clubs hitting my head making the perfect seasoning... Delicious! It was so great I thought I'd died and gone to heaven!

-> ''This one was a good one. Very nice to kill.''
-> ''Easy to cut with my knife, like to cut food.''

->''Have you eaten people?''
->''Yes.''
->''Is it true what they say? Does it taste like pork?''
->''I do not know; I am a Muslim.''

->''He took up with a band of mutie marauders who had a rather more liberal attitude to norms than most -- that is, they accepted him, instead of slow-roasting him over a fire and eating him.''

->"Aren't you the chap that I found boiling down some rebel skulls in Bikili last year?" I asked.
->He fidgeted nervously.
->"Yes, sir."
->"Well, beat it, my boy. I don't want your type in my unit."
->"But sir, I promise you I've given it up!"