History Quotes / ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne

->'''Nijika''': You're in your thirties and you can't sleep without holding onto a stuffed toy!\\
'''Seika''': I'm only 29!

-->--''ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan1999'' Vol. 2 #55

-->--''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014''

->'''The Dude''': Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter.\\
'''Walter Sobchak''': "Fuck the tournament?"

->'''John Daggett''': You dumb bitch.\\
'''Catwoman''': Nobody ever accused me of being dumb!

->'''Princess Leia''': Why, you stuck-up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... ''nerf herder''!\\
'''Han Solo''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]''who's'' "scruffy-looking?"
-->--''Film/StarWarsEpisodeVTheEmpireStrikesBack''

-->-- ''Film/LethalWeapon''

-->-- ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20120307155617/http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/003591.html Overheard Everywhere]]'

-->--''ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan'' Vol. 2 #55

-->--''ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan'' #55 (1999 series)

->''"Ghost the Racist [[CampGay Fruitbowl]], had a very shiny hambone! Ghost the racist fruitbowl, [[BlatantLies he is a reptilian]]! On one foggy Hannukah night, Ghost was beating his son--"''\\
''"Wait a minute! Hanukkah night? HANUKKAH NIGHT!?!? '''YOU STUPID...!'''"''
-->-- '''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]] and an unfortunate caller'''

->'''Princess Leia''': Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...''nerf herder''!\\
'''Han Solo''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]''who's'' "scruffy-looking?"
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars Episode V: Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''

->'''The Dude''': Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter.\\
'''Walter Sobchak''': "Fuck the tournament?"
-->-- ''Film/TheBigLebowski''

->''"I read in her diary that she thought me 'a talentless gigolo'... In any case, I'm only disturbed if the phrase means that I had no talent as a gigolo. I believe that this is actionable in law even if proof [[IWasQuiteALooker is no longer demonstrable by me in life]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the diaries of Anaïs Nin, ''Palimpsest''

->''"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."''
-->-- '''Mike Tyson'''

->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Leon]]''': Finished?\\
'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cid]]''': Would be, if it weren't for the old loon's magic.\\
'''[[{{WesternAnimation/TheSwordInTheStone}} Merlin]]''': OLD loon, you say!?
-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''

->'''Ned Flanders:''' You ugly, hate-filled man!\\
'''Moe:''' Hey! ''Hey!'' I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... Um, what was the third thing you said?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Hurricane Neddy"

-->-- ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries''

->'''Jack:''' ''(finding a near-dead villager)'' Poor unfortunate creature.\\
'''Villager:''' [[InsultedAwake HEY!]] I'm not poor!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

->'''[[MadScientist Inventor]]:''' The [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Grid's]] carbon-neutral, non-pollutive, and better yet...[[ChildHater it's taken a bunch of useless brats off the streets.]] We can reduce our carbon footprint ''and'' curb overpopulation at the same time! So... what do you think?!\\

-->-- ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014''

-->-- ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade''

->'''Melissa Coolridge:''' Sheesh! Forget it. I wouldn't expect an old nerd like you to understand.\\
'''Peter Parker:''' Old?!\\
'''Melissa Coolridge:''' I see you didn't argue with the nerd part.\\
'''Peter Parker:''' ''Old?!''
-->-- ''[[Comicbook/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]'' #55 (1999 series)

->'''Cinder:''' I'm Cinder Fall. This is my associate, Arthur Watts. And these are my disciples, Emerald and Mercury.\\
'''Raven:''' Two children you've tricked into following you, a disgraced Atlesian scientist, and a [[spoiler:Fall Maiden]] with a [[MeaningfulName surname so appropriate]] [[DeadpanSnarker she probably picked it herself.]] Something tells me you've [[{{Understatement}} more than a slight case]] of egomania. Is that about right?\\
'''Watts:''' (''Clears his throat'') Technically, I was also a doctor, but the rest was spot on.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', "A Perfect Storm"

->'''John:''' I'm spending Friday night with a fat, worthless, cat!\\

-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''

->'''Hector:''' Godbrand, you never met anything you didn't immediately kill, fuck, or make into a boat.\\
[...]\\
'''Godbrand:''' ...I like boats. I'm a fuckin' Viking! We're s'posed to make boats outta things!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents Timmy Turner]]:''' Hey you wiener! You don't look so scary from up here! You look like a ''toy'' monster!\\
'''[[BigBad Mawgu]]:''' '''NOBODY CALLS THE MAWGU A ''TOY!'''''\\
'''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom:''' But apparently, calling him a ''wiener'' is okay.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/NicktoonsUnite Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island]]''

->'''Interviewer:''' What about this "Gnasty Gnorc" character? Now, I understand he's found a magic spell to turn gems into warriors for his cause.\\
'''Lindar:''' I'll take that question. Gnasty Gnorc is a simple creature.\\
'''Gnasty Gnorc:''' ''Simple?!''\\
'''Lindar:''' He has been contained in a remote world, and is no threat to the Dragon Kingdom.\\
'''Gnasty Gnorc:''' '''No threat?!'''\\
'''Lindar:''' Besides, he is ''ugly!''\\
'''Gnasty Gnorc:''' '''''Ugly?!''''' THAT DOES IT!
-->--''VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon1998[=/=]VideoGame/SpyroReignitedTrilogy''

->'''Norman Osborn:''' (on the phone) [[NoodleImplements Okay, so, once he starts thanking people, we need to steal his fish.]] His Goldfish. It's gonna, it's gonna be hilarious.\\
'''Kingpin:''' I'm gonna do something to you. I'mma fuck you up. I'mma kill your ass.\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' [[JokerImmunity You can't kill me. Yeah right, you can't kill me, I'm everyone's favorite Spider-Man villain.]]\\
'''Kingpin:''' That red hair's gonna be covered in your blood after we scalp you.\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' [[NoodleIncident It already is, I've been scalped twice already.]] You're way behind schedule, Kingpin.\\
'''Kingpin:''' Guess what? Your wig: ''snatched.''\\
''[Norman's smile fades]''\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' It's... it's not a wig. It's not a- he knows it's a wig! ''He knows it's a wig!''
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub SnapCube]]'', [[https://youtu.be/7LQmslbVSmM?t=1949 Marvel's Spider-Man (Part 1) | Real-Time Fandub Games]]

->'''James May:''' I believe deep in my heart that I look good in [the Rolls Royce Drophead Coupé] and it suits me because it's stylish and contemporary.\\
'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' ''Every time'' I see you [[SarcasmMode those are the words that pop into my head]]: "stylish" and "contemporary."\\
'''James May:''' [[InsultBackfire Thank you.]]\\
'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' ...After other words like, for instance, "beige," "Stannah Stairlift," "The War." Can anyone think of any more?... "Homosexual."\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''James May:''' I object to the "beige."
-->-- ''Series/TopGearUK''

->'''Momo:''' Hey, I'm just trying to help the kid out! I don't see ''you'' doing anything besides ''dicking around'' and buying your ''Dragon Ball Z'' figurines off eBay, you '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FAT. BROWN. DIRTBAG COW!!]]'''''\\
'''Appa:''' '''''"BROWN!?"''''' That's '''''IT'''''!!
-->-- ''The Ultimate WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh8WWJp5sGg Recap Cartoon - BOOK 3]]''

->'''Jeff:''' God's sakes! What did I tell you guys?!\\
'''Abed:''' ''(imitating Jeff)'' Oh, for god's sakes, everybody! Do whatever you want! Leave each other alone!\\
'''Troy:''' ''Whoa!'' That's a ''good'' Jeff! How did you do that?\\
'''Abed:''' 10% Creator/DickVanDyke, 20% [[Series/{{Cheers}} Sam Malone]], 40% Creator/ZachBraff in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', and 30% Creator/HilarySwank in ''Film/BoysDontCry''.\\
'''Jeff:''' ...''Zack Braff?''\\
'''Abed:''' Sorry.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS1E17PhysicalEducation Physical Education]]"

->'''Eeth Koth:''' Your reputation precedes you, general. The reputation of a [[DirtyCoward coward]], and a murderer.\\
'''General Grievous:''' ''Murderer?'' Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''

->'''[[HitmanWithAHeart Ken]]:''' Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. [[WithAllDueRespect I mean no disrespect]], but you're a [[CountryMatters cunt]]. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt, and the only thing that's gonna change]] is that you're gonna [[TookALevelInJerkass become an even bigger cunt]]. Maybe have [[LoserSonOfLoserDad some more cunt kids]].\\
'''[[LondonGangster Harry]]:''' ''Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done?!'' '''''[[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids]]!!'''''\\
'''Ken:''' [[BackhandedApology I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids]].\\
'''Harry:''' ''Insulting my fucking kids?! [[EvenEvilHasStandards That's going overboard, mate]]!''\\
'''Ken:''' I retracted it, didn't I? [-Still leaves you being a cunt.-]\\
'''Harry:''' Yeah, ''[[OverlyLongGag I fucking got that]]''.
-->-- ''Film/InBruges''

->'''John Daggett''': You dumb bitch.\\
'''Catwoman''': Nobody ever accused me of being dumb!
-->--''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

->'''Beggar''': Oh, that's typical of t'Tory trash 'oo live 'round 'ere, innit? Won't even spend a bit of change for someone 'oo's 'ungry and 'omeless. And wha' about a bit of social responsibility? Tight-fisted slag!
->'''Sharon''': 'Oo are you callin' a Tory?!
-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS2E7BriefEncounter Brief Encounter]]"

->'''Chelle''': Ugh. I am certain you would be a MOST unruly equine companion.\\
'''Mym''': Who are you calling an unruly equine?! I am an unruly DRAGON!\\
'''Cleo''': That's not the part of that statement I thought she'd object to...
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragaliaLost''

->'''Nijika''': You're in your thirties and you can't sleep without holding onto a stuffed toy!\\
'''Seika''': I'm only 29!
-->-- ''Manga/BocchiTheRock''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Castlevania}}''