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Narrator!Kuzco: So, this is where you came in. See? Just like I said, I'm the victim here. I didn't do anything and they ruined my life and took everything I had --
Kuzco: Hey, give it a rest up there, will ya?
Narrator!Kuzco: What? I'm just telling them what happened.
Kuzco: Who are you kidding, pal? They saw the whole thing, they know what happened.
Narrator!Kuzco: Well, yeah, but...
Kuzco: Just leave me alone.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperor'sNewGroove''

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->'''Buzz Lightyear #2''' [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.\\
'''Buzz Lightyear #1''' Tell me I wasn't this deluded...

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->'''Buzz Lightyear #2''' #2:''' [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.\\
'''Buzz Lightyear #1''' #1:''' Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
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'''Buzz Lightyear #1''' ''Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
-->-- ''Film/ToyStory2''

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'''Buzz Lightyear #1''' ''Tell Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
-->-- ''Film/ToyStory2''
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->'''Buzz Lightyear #2''' [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.\\
'''Buzz Lightyear #1''' ''Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
-->-- ''Film/ToyStory2''
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->''"I wish I could say I was treated badly as a child. You know, to give reason for why turned out the way I did. But I could not. Instead, I was indulged and became something of a spoiled brat, given to drinking and carousing and bouts of petulance. Looking back, I realize what a little shit I was. But of course, it's the lot of old men to look back upon their youth and realize too late all the mistakes they made."''
-->-- '''Uriah Olathaire''', ''[[Literature/HorusHeresy The Last Church]]'' ''(fan-animated adaptation)''
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->''"You know what? That right there was a perfect summary of what I was like as Circus Baby and Scrap Baby. A violent, psychopathic '''idiot''' too stupid to realize what she was doing and deserved every single one of her failures. Good FUCKING riddance to you!"''
-->-- '''Liz Schmidt''', commenting on Circus Baby's level in "[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysVRHelpWanted Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience]]" after beating it, ''Fanfic/MikesNewGhostlyFamily''
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-->-- '''Creator/HPLovecraft''', in a letter to Catherine L. Moore, Feb. 2, 1937

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-->-- '''Creator/HPLovecraft''', in a letter [[https://quotepark.com/quotes/1888488-hp-lovecraft-i-can-better-understand-the-inert-blindness-defi/ letter]] to Catherine L. Moore, Feb. 2, 1937
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-->-- ''Creator/HPLovecraft'', in a letter to Catherine L. Moore, Feb. 2, 1937

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-->-- ''Creator/HPLovecraft'', '''Creator/HPLovecraft''', in a letter to Catherine L. Moore, Feb. 2, 1937
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-> [...] I began looking the thing over to see what it was like-for I had not the least recollection of ever having penned it. Well .... I managed to get through, after about 10 closely typed pages of egotistical reminiscences & showings-off & expressions of opinion about mankind & the universe. I did not faint-but I looked around for a 1924 photograph of myself to burn, spit on, or stick pins in! Holy Hades—was I that much of a dub at 33 ... only 13 years ago? There was no getting out of it-I really had thrown all that haughty, complacent, snonbish, self-centered, intolerant bull, & at a mature age when anybody but a perfect damned fool would have known better! That earlier illness had kept me in seclusion, limited my knowledge of the world, & given me something of the fatuous effusiveness of a belated adolescent when I finally was able to get out more around 1920, is hardly much of an excuse. Well—there was nothing to be done ..... except to rush a note back to Conover & tell him I'd dismember him & run the fragments through a sausage-grinder if he ever thought of printing such a thing! The only consolation lay in the reflection that I had matured a bit since '24. It's hard to have done all one's growing up since 33 - but that's a damn sight better than not growing up at all. [...]
-->-- ''Creator/HPLovecraft'', in a letter to Catherine L. Moore, Feb. 2, 1937
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->'''Jet:''' From what I heard, people eat like this every night in Ba Sing Se. I can't wait to set my eyes on that giant wall.\\
'''Iroh:''' It is a magnificent site.\\
'''Jet:''' So you've been there before?\\
'''Iroh:''' Once. When I was a...[[TheAtoner different man]].
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
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->Eliot had struggled before he found Fillory, he knew that: [[TheAlcoholic he drank too much]], he [[GentlemanSnarker found clever ways to be nasty to people]], he never seemed to have an emotion that wasn't either ironic or chemically generated. He'd changed in [[MagicLand Fillory]], and the thought of going back to that, of becoming that person again, frightened him. He wouldn't die with Fillory, he'd meant that when he said it, but [[ApocalypseHow if Fillory died]] Eliot knew that something in him, something small but essential, wouldn't survive either.
-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician's Land]]''
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-->-- ''[[VideoGame/PuyoPuyo Puyo Puyo Tetris 2]]''

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-->-- ''[[VideoGame/PuyoPuyo Puyo Puyo Tetris 2]]''
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-->--'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Quint]]''', ''[[ComicBook/MegaMan Rock of Ages]]''

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-->--'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Quint]]''', ''[[ComicBook/MegaMan ''[[ComicBook/MegaManArchieComics Rock of Ages]]''
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->''"And then, we get this episode’s absolutely hilarious money shot: Clark meets Future Clark in what is clearly an amazing use of the technology pioneered by ''Film/{{The Parent Trap|1961}}''. I was originally turned off by the fact that Superman is a bit of a total jerk to his past self, but come on. Wouldn’t you be?"''

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->''"And ->"And then, we get this episode’s absolutely hilarious money shot: Clark meets Future Clark in what is clearly an amazing use of the technology pioneered by ''Film/{{The Parent Trap|1961}}''. Trap|1961}}.'' I was originally turned off by the fact that Superman is a bit of a total jerk to his past self, but come on. Wouldn’t you be?"''be?"
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->''"I am so disappointed in myself."''
-->-- '''Rex Dangervest''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie2TheSecondPart''
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->'''Aku-Aku and Coco''': [[BluntYes Yes.]]

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->'''Aku-Aku '''Aku-Aku and Coco''': [[BluntYes Yes.]]
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->'''Dr. Neo Cortex''': Do you have any idea how stubborn I used to be?\\
->'''Aku-Aku and Coco''': [[BluntYes Yes.]]
-->--- ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime''
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->''"Damn, I really was an annoying brat back then..."''

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->''"Damn, I really was an annoying brat [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency back then...then]]..."''
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->''"Damn, I really was an annoying brat back then..."''
-->-- '''Joseph Joestar''', ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo''
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-->-- '''Kelly''', ''Series/TheOrville'', "[[Recap/TheOrvilleS2E13TomorrowAndTomorrowAndTomorrow Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow]]"

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-->-- '''Kelly''', '''Kelly Grayson''', ''Series/TheOrville'', "[[Recap/TheOrvilleS2E13TomorrowAndTomorrowAndTomorrow Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow]]"
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->'''Present Squares''': Stop.\\
'''Past Squares''': Huh?! Wh-who are you?\\
'''Present Squares''': I'm Squares. I'm the person you become after a lot of people go out of their way to help you.\\
'''Past Squares''': What are you talking about...?\\
'''Present Squares''': Oh, how ignorant and naive I was.\\
'''Past Squares''': Fool! Answer me!\\
'''Present Squares''': I could insist for you to stop all this right here and now. But the only way I was able to grow was by making mistakes. It makes it quite difficult to decide what to do with you. Does that make sense, past me?\\
'''Past Squares''': I don't know what you're rambling on about. Just get out of my way! [[ImpliedDeathThreat Don't make me make you.]]\\
'''Present Squares''': Oh? [[BringIt I'd like to see you try.]]
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/PuyoPuyo Puyo Puyo Tetris 2]]''
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->''"Listen to me, you bitch. I can only assume some fluke of time travel brought you here. But this Labyrinth ain't big enough for the two of me, okay? Nothing to say for yourself? You know what, we should talk. I don't give a hot fuck if this messes with the timeline. You need to hear this. I feel so much rage when I look at you. You know that? You prioritize yourself over everything. You're going to get people killed. Heck, you're going to kill people. And they won't always deserve it. Dad won't love you more if you keep winning. He can't. He died when mom died. And you'll bury him. Your competitive streak stops. I'm demanding it."''

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->''"Listen to me, you bitch. I can only assume some fluke of time travel brought you here. But this Labyrinth ain't big enough for the two of me, okay? Nothing to say for yourself? You know what, we should talk. I don't give a hot fuck if this messes with the timeline. You need to hear this. I feel so much rage when I look at you. You know that? You prioritize yourself over everything. You're going to get people killed. Heck, you're going to kill people. And they won't always deserve it. Dad won't love you more if you keep winning. He can't. He died when mom Mom died. And you'll bury him. Your competitive streak stops. I'm demanding it."''
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-->-- '''[[spoiler: Agent Carolina]]''' to the [[IronicHell Labyrinth]] version of their past self, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue, "Omphalos"

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-->-- '''[[spoiler: Agent Carolina]]''' to the [[IronicHell Labyrinth]] version of their past self, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', "Omphalos"

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-->-- '''Kaguya''', ''Manga/KaguyaSamaLoveIsWar''

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-->-- '''Kaguya''', '''Kaguya Shinomiya''', ''Manga/KaguyaSamaLoveIsWar''


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->''"Listen to me, you bitch. I can only assume some fluke of time travel brought you here. But this Labyrinth ain't big enough for the two of me, okay? Nothing to say for yourself? You know what, we should talk. I don't give a hot fuck if this messes with the timeline. You need to hear this. I feel so much rage when I look at you. You know that? You prioritize yourself over everything. You're going to get people killed. Heck, you're going to kill people. And they won't always deserve it. Dad won't love you more if you keep winning. He can't. He died when mom died. And you'll bury him. Your competitive streak stops. I'm demanding it."''
-->-- '''[[spoiler: Agent Carolina]]''' to the [[IronicHell Labyrinth]] version of their past self, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue, "Omphalos"
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->'''Kelly:''' ''Every mature person has to make peace with the fact that they used to be dumber, but to have it thrown in your face every single day? Man, it sucks.''
-->--''Series/TheOrville'', "[[Recap/TheOrvilleS2E13TomorrowAndTomorrowAndTomorrow Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow]]"

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->'''Kelly:''' ''Every ->''"Every mature person has to make peace with the fact that they used to be dumber, but to have it thrown in your face every single day? Man, it sucks.''
-->--''Series/TheOrville'',
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-->-- '''Kelly''', ''Series/TheOrville'',
"[[Recap/TheOrvilleS2E13TomorrowAndTomorrowAndTomorrow Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow]]"
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-->--''Series/TheOrville'', [[Recap/TheOrvilleS2E13TomorrowAndTomorrowAndTomorrow "Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow]]

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-->--''Series/TheOrville'', [[Recap/TheOrvilleS2E13TomorrowAndTomorrowAndTomorrow "Tomorrow "[[Recap/TheOrvilleS2E13TomorrowAndTomorrowAndTomorrow Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow]]Tomorrow]]"
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'''Present Johnny''': (''bitchslaps his past self'') ''Our'' daughter is C.O.! A little humility might earn her respect!\\

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'''Present Johnny''': (''bitchslaps his past self'') ''Our'' daughter is the C.O.! A little humility might earn her respect!\\
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->''"And then, we get this episode’s absolutely hilarious money shot: Clark meets Future Clark in what is clearly an amazing use of the technology pioneered by ''Film/TheParentTrap''. I was originally turned off by the fact that Superman is a bit of a total jerk to his past self, but come on. Wouldn’t you be?"''

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->''"And then, we get this episode’s absolutely hilarious money shot: Clark meets Future Clark in what is clearly an amazing use of the technology pioneered by ''Film/TheParentTrap''.''Film/{{The Parent Trap|1961}}''. I was originally turned off by the fact that Superman is a bit of a total jerk to his past self, but come on. Wouldn’t you be?"''
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->'''Young Biff:''' Hey, that's very nice, thank you very much! Now why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here!\\

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->'''Young Biff:''' Hey, that's very nice, thank you very much! Now why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here!\\here?!\\
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'''Old Biff:''' ''({{Dope Slap}}s Young Biff)'' It's "leave", ''you idiot!'' "Make like a tree and ''leave''". You sound like a damned ''fool'' when you say it wrong!

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'''Old Biff:''' ''({{Dope Slap}}s Young Biff)'' It's "leave", ''you idiot!'' "Make like a tree ''tree'' and ''leave''". ''leave''"! You sound like a damned ''fool'' when you say it wrong!

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