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->''"Lord, how foolish these mortals are."''
-->--'''The Curator''', ''VideoGame/LittleHope''
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-->-- '''Sunken Scroll 26''' describing a human fossil, ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''

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-->-- '''Sunken Scroll 26''' describing a human fossil, ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''
fossil [[note]]the ritual in question is them playing on a UsefulNotes/WiiU[[/note]], ''VideoGame/Splatoon1''
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->''"Humanity is like a teenager, speeding around blind corners, drunk, without a seatbelt."''
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Kurzgesagt}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W93XyXHI8Nw Is Civilization on the Brink of Collapse?]]
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-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod}} "Planet of the Ood"]]

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-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod}} [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod "Planet of the Ood"]]



-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', [[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS04E13RumorsBargainsAndLies}} "Rumors, Bargains, and Lies"]]

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-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', [[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS04E13RumorsBargainsAndLies}} [[Recap/BabylonFiveS04E13RumorsBargainsAndLies "Rumors, Bargains, and Lies"]]



-->--'''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=bo Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain: Blood Omen''

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-->--'''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=bo Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain: Blood Omen''
''VideoGame/BloodOmenLegacyOfKain''
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->''"I feel like it shows that things have gotten ''so'' stupid, that it's now actually hard to be stupid in an original way. This quote-unquote "New Trend" is actually just throwback stupid."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/ThePhilipDefrancoShow''
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->'''Nash:''' This-this-this is like, really basic shit, though...

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->'''Nash:''' This-this-this [[{{Angrish}} This-this-this]] is like, really basic shit, though...
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->''"Governor, you have the vote of every thinking person."''
->''"That's not enough, madam, we need a majority!"''
-->-- 1952 presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson

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->''"Governor, ->'''Woman:''' Governor, you have the vote of every thinking person."''
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->'''UsefulNotes/{{Adlai Stevenson|II}}:''' That's
not enough, madam, we need a majority!"''
majority!
-->-- An exchange Stevenson reportedly had with a female supporter during the 1952 presidential candidate Adlai Stevensonelection campaign
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->'''Nash:''' [''on a car fire caused by [[TooDumbToLive hand sanitzer being used while smoking]]''] Do we not understand how vapors and fumes and shit work?
->'''Tara:''' No.
->'''Nash:''' This-this-this is like, really basic shit, though...
->'''Tara:''' We don't understand [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_misinformation how a vaccine works]]. We don't understand that [[GlobalWarming the oceans rising is gonna be a bad thing]]. ''We don't understand fucking '''anything.''' '' We're ''very'' stupid.
-->--''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvW1rErsb84 5/17/21]]
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-->-- ''Film/RocketshipVoyager''

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-->-- ''Film/RocketshipVoyager''
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->''"Were I to recall every idiocy perpetuated by your species," said [=TuV'k=] dryly, "I would have little time for more productive endeavors."''
-->-- ''Film/RocketshipVoyager''
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->''"You promised me human intelligence... or is there such a thing?"''
-->-- '''Lockdown''', ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction''
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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''


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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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->"A 12,000-year-old fossil of a creature with an odd internal skeleton. Its small skull indicates the creature was likely primitive with little intelligence. This specimen appears to have been fossilized in the middle of some kind of ritual."
-->-- '''Sunken Scroll 26''' describing a human fossil, ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''
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->"For creatures with such short lifespans, you [[HumanByAnyOtherName terrans]] are always [[TooDumbToLive so eager to die]]."

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->"For creatures with such short lifespans, you [[HumanByAnyOtherName [[HumansByAnyOtherName terrans]] are always [[TooDumbToLive so eager to die]]."
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->"For creatures with such short lifespans, you [[HumanByAnyOtherName terrans]] are always [[TooDumbToLive so eager to die]]."
-->--'''Alarak''', ''VideoGame/StarCraftIINovaCovertOps''
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->''"Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist!"''
-->-- '''General Thade''', ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes2001''

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->'''Shatter:''' Earth... how underwhelming.\\
'''Dropkick:''' The indigenous life is even more primitive than I expected.
-->-- ''Film/{{Bumblebee}}''



->'''Shatter:''' Earth... how underwhelming.\\
'''Dropkick:''' The indigenous life is even more primitive than I expected.
-->-- ''Film/{{Bumblebee}}''

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-->--'''Rick Riordan''', ''TheLightningThief''

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-->--'''Rick Riordan''', ''TheLightningThief''
''[[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians The Lightning Thief]]''




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->'''Shatter:''' Earth... how underwhelming.\\
'''Dropkick:''' The indigenous life is even more primitive than I expected.
-->-- ''Film/{{Bumblebee}}''

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->''"Then what about that business last century, when you'd abduct people in flying saucers and [[AnalProbing stick probes up their behinds]]?" demanded Buster.''\\
''"That was a biological error. We were attempting to communicate with your species. We assumed from human behavior that your brains were located in your behinds."''
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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->''Because all you of Earth are idiots!''
-->--'''Eros''', ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/PhilipDeFranco''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/PhilipDeFranco''
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->''"I feel like it shows that things have gotten ''so'' stupid, that it's now actually hard to be stupid in an original way. This quote-unquote "New Trend" is actually just throwback stupid."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/PhilipDeFranco''
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->''"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."''
-->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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->"Hello, barely sentient local."
-->-- The Doctor meeting Rigsy, ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flatline"
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->''"Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are ''even stupider!''"''

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->''"Just think ->''"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are ''even stupider!''"''''stupider than that!''"''
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->''"Don't worry Sir, every right-thinking citizen will vote for you."''
->''"That's great, but I need a majority.''

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->''"Don't worry Sir, ->''"Governor, you have the vote of every right-thinking citizen will vote for you.thinking person."''
->''"That's great, but I not enough, madam, we need a majority.''majority!"''
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->''"Don't worry Sir, every right-thinking citizen will vote for you."''
->''"That's great, but I need a majority.''
-->-- 1952 presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson
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->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[FridgeBrilliance not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''

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->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is [[FridgeBrilliance not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen.]]"''"''
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->'''Donna'': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\

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->'''Donna'': ->'''Donna''': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\
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->'''Donna'': Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\\
'''Doctor''': Sometimes I wonder.
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod}} "Planet of the Ood"]]

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