History Quotes / HazbinHotel

'''Susan:''' (at the same time as Charlie) Booooo! Get off the stage you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel! Leave before I eat those big-ass eyes of yours! Boo! Get off! Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse? Fucking mediocre!\\

'''Susan:''' Booooo! Get off the stage you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel! Leave before I eat those big-ass eyes of yours! Boo! Get off! Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse? Fucking mediocre!\\

'''Alastor:''' Aaarghh!!\\
'''Alastor:''' ...Have to disagree with you there! Radio's not dead, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm but it is ending this broadcast...]]\\

!!Others
->''Hello, it's nice to meet you''\\
''Oh, can you tell me where I am?''\\
''I don't know how I got here''\\
''But I, I think I'm starting to understand''\\
''I don't belong among the angels''\\
''And baby, that's just fine with me''\\
''The things I did up there were high school''\\
''[[CardCarryingVillain But now I'm going for my degree]]''\\
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''Hey''\\
''Sorry, but you just got in my way''\\
''[[DisproportionateRetribution I promise honey, I can feel your pain]]''\\
''[[{{Sadist}} And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit]]''\\
''Does that make me insane?''\\
''Haven't been the same since I expired''\\
''Doesn't mean that I plan to retire''\\
''[[CameBackStrong And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire!]]''
-->--'''Insane'''

->'''Valentino:''' You know she can't do anything. (Shows a contract with Angel Dust's real name "Anthony" signed at the bottom) I own you! Or have you forgotten?\\

'''Valentino:'''(holding onto smoke chain around Angel's neck) When I say "come" you say...\\
'''Angel:''' Yes Valentino.\\
'''Valentino:''' When I say you are fucking 20 guys before lunch you say...\\

'''Valentino:''' (caressing Angel's face) when I say you better get that fucking cunt out of my studio, you say...\\

'''Valentino:''' (grabs Angel's face forcefully) You say...\\
'''Angel:''' Look, Val she just gets involved in everything. I'll, I'll tell her to leave just don't hurt her.\\
'''Valentino:''' (Throws Angel Dust across the room) I have killed bitches for less than this attitude you're giving me. You're lucky you make me money! Now you're going to get rid of her and then you're filming all night, get me!?!\\
'''Angel:''' Yes... Val.\\

'''Alastor:''' If you ever say that again, I will ''tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other'' '''''DISRESPECTFUL wretch who dares to question me!'''''\\

'''Alastor:''' Lovely. Good talk, my good man! Always nice to catch up!

'''Valentino:''' When I say “come” you say…\\

'''Valentino:''' (lifts Angel Dust in the air by using his robe) when I say you better… (throws Angel Dust across the room) get that fucking cunt out of my studio, you say…\\

'''Valentino:''' (grabs Angel’s robe forcefully) You say…\\

-->--'''Alastor''', finally meeting his match

‘’’Valentino:’’’ (Throws Angel Dust across the room) I have killed bitches for less than this attitude you’re giving me. You’re lucky you make me money! Now you’re going to get rid of her and then you’re filming all night, get me!?!\\
‘’’Angel:’’’ Yes… Val.\\
‘’’Valentino:’’’ Good.

->'''Husk:''' Maybe I’d treat you better if you were real and not some bullshit version of yourself always pushing my boundaries! Let me tell you nobody in that hotel cares how famous you are… how hot. You might as well just… cut the act.\\

-> '''Angel:''' It’s who I need to be and this… ''[gestures at the street lights outside the bar]'' this is my escape. A place where I can forget about it all. A place where I can get high and not have to think about how much it hurts.\\

‘ ‘ ‘Valentino:’ ‘ ‘ (Throws Angel Dust across the room) I have killed bitches for less than this attitude you’re giving me. You’re lucky you make me money! Now you’re going to get rid of her and then you’re filming all night, get me!?!\\

'''Angel:''' Look Val… she just gets involved in everything…\\

'''Angel:''' I’ll tell her to leave just don’t hurt her.

-->--'''Charlie''' reaching her RageBreakingPoint after dealing with Susan the Cannibal

->'''Angel:''' (whispers) Charlie what in the ever loving fuck are you doing here?\\

'''Val:''' Not off camera, you’re not!\\
->’’’Valentino:’’’ You know she can’t do anything. (Shows a contract with Angel Dust’s real name “Anthony” signed at the bottom) I own you or have you forgotten?\\
‘’’Angel:’’’ No.\\
‘’’Valentino:’’’ When I say “come” you say…\\
‘’’Angel:’’’ Yes Valentino.\\
‘’’Valentino:’’’ When I say you are fucking 20 guys before lunch you say…\\
‘’’Angel:’’’ (voice breaking) Yes, Valentino.\\
‘’’Valentino:’’’ (lifts Angel Dust in the air by using his robe) when I say you better… (throws Angel Dust across the room) get that fucking cunt out of my studio, you say…\\
‘’’Angel:’’’ Look Val… she just gets involved in everything…\\
‘’’Valentino:’’’ (grabs Angel’s robe forcefully) You say…\\
‘’’Angel:’’’ I’ll tell her to leave just don’t hurt her.\\

-> '''Husk:''' Maybe I’d treat you better if you were real and not some bullshit version of yourself always pushing my boundaries! Let me tell you nobody in that hotel cares how famous you are… how hot. You might as well just… cut the act.\\
''[Angel bursts into tears]'' IT’S NOT AN ACT!’’\\

-> '''Angel:''' And maybe if I can ruin myself in the process…if I end up broken…I won’t be his favorite toy anymore…and maybe he’ll let me go.\\
->‘’’Angel:’’’ (whispers) Charlie what in the ever loving fuck are you doing here?\\
‘’’Charlie:’’’(in a dramatic voice) I am the Princess of Hell Angel and I go where I please! (Whispers enthusiastically) I’m here to get you some time off for the hotel. Now, where’s your boss?\\
‘’’Angel:’’’ (trying to usher Charlie out while talking fast obviously panicking) oh no no no you are going nowhere near Val.\\
‘’’Valentino:’’’ Angel, what is the fucking holdup!?!\\
‘’’Angel:’’’ I’m… coming.\\
‘’’Val:’’’ Not off camera, you’re not!\\

''[sickly green chain manifests on Husk's neck, which then pulls him down]]''\\

'''Charlie:''' ''[[Flips Susan the bird]]'' '''''FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!!'''''

-> ‘’’Angel:’’’ (whispers) Charlie what in the ever loving fuck are you doing here?\\

-> ‘’’Husk’’’ Maybe I’d treat you better if you were real and not some bullshit version of yourself always pushing my boundaries! Let me tell you nobody in that hotel cares how famous you are… how hot. You might as well just… cut the act.\\
‘’[Angel bursts into tears]’’ IT’S NOT AN ACT!’’\\
‘’[Husk stands in shock as he listens to Angel]’’
‘’’Angel:’’’ It’s who I need to be and this… ‘’[gestures at the street lights outside the bar]’’ this is my escape. A place where I can forget about it all. A place where I can get high and not have to think about how much it hurts.]]\\
‘’[Husk’s tail falters in sadness as he continues listening]’’
‘’’Angel:’’’ And maybe if I can ruin myself in the process…if I end up broken…I won’t be his favorite toy anymore…and maybe he’ll let me go.]\\

-> ‘’Husk’’ Maybe I’d treat you better if you were real and not some bullshit version of yourself. Let me tell you nobody in that hotel cares how famous you are…how hot so you might as well…just cut the act!”
‘’[Angel breaks down into tears]’’
‘’Angel: It’s not an act!’’
‘’[Husk is taken aback by Angel’s breakdown]’’
‘’Angel: It’s who I need to be ‘’[Gestures at the street in front of the bar]’’ ‘’And this… this is my escape where I can forget about…everything. A place where I can get high and not think about how much it hurts. And maybe if I can ruin myself enough in the process…if I become broken I won’t be his favorite toy anymore…and maybe he’ll let me go.”
‘’[Angel sits on the sidewalk, arms wrapped around his legs and his head against his knees.]\\

-->--'''Husk''', accidentally pressing Alastor's BerserkButton

'''Alastor:''' If you ever say that again, I will ''tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other DISRESPECTFUL wretch who dares to question me!''\\
'''Husk:''' ''[QuakingWithFear]'' Understood.'\\