History Quotes / GoneHorriblyRight

-->-- ''Literature/CiaphasCain'', "Cain's Last Stand"

'''Student:''' What if they are not lucky?\\

-->-- ''Literature/CiaphasCain''

-->--''Franchise/StarWars: Literature/RevengeOfTheSith''

-->-- Incident report, ''The Illustrated Star Wars Universe''

-->--Armor-Piercing Rounds shipping log, ''Videogame/RiskOfRain2''

'''Sophia''': "And she said she was going to unmask to us straight off, because her powers were terrifying so she wanted to make sure they didn't think she was a psychopath or something, I guess if they don't like my powers and theme and they keep getting on my case, it might be a problem for some people or something, but – fuck me if it isn't Taylor! And her power is so badass! [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower She can control insects, and spiders, and stuff like that. All of them inside this, uh, huge range, it's at least a few blocks, and there's way more of those than I'd ever thought so it's even better than it sounds. She could fucking swarm the school in bugs – wasps, spiders, whatever – they might call her something like Weaver because of PR bullshit but she could be a goddamn apocalypse for the gangs – she fucked up Lung solo on her first night out]]. So it worked! It's brilliant!"

-->-- of the Website/SCPFoundation

-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Monty Uno''': Come on, Ben, five kids with that kind of tactical genius and strategy? Had to be ex-Kids Next Door that you [[BrainwashedAndCrazy delightfulized]] until something [[GoneHorriblyWrong went terribly wrong]].\\
'''Benedict Uno''': You mean something went terribly RIGHT! My first Delightfulization Chamber blew a fuse, increasing its power eleventy-billionfold! I lost the machine, but gained five [[CreepyChild perfect delightful children]]!

->'''[[ComicBook/RedHulk Thunderbolt Ross]]''': You must realize that what I'm about to tell you is very sensitive, both to me and to the Army. You know that we have a Bio-Force Department, and that we had a bio-force enhancement research project developed during World War II...\\
'''Emil Blonsky''': A SuperSoldier.\\
'''Ross''': A simplification, but yes. We decided to dust it off, and give it another go, aiming to create the better soldier. Banner's work was very early-phase. It wasn't even weapons application, he thought he was working on radiation resistance. I would never have told him what it was really for, but he was so sure about what he was doing he tested it on himself. And something went very wrong... or it went very right.

->'''Cain''': The goal of a [[ReligionOfEvil Chaos Cult]] is to try and attract the attention of their [[GodOfEvil patron deity]]. If they're lucky, they'll muck about, enacting rituals they don't understand, and maybe manage to wiggle themselves into some position of power where they can disrupt the day-to-day goings of the Imperium.\\
'''Student''': What if they are not lucky?\\
'''Cain''': [[EvilIsNotAToy They succeed in attracting said attention.]]
-->--''Literature/CiaphasCain''

-->--Incident report, ''The Illustrated Star Wars Universe''

->'''Blackadder''': Deny everything, Baldrick.\\

'''George''': Are you Private Baldrick? \\
'''Baldrick''': No!\\
'''George''': Oh. Um... but you are Captain Blackadder's batman?\\
'''Baldrick''': No!\\
'''Blackadder''': ''[HeadDesk]''

->'''Ares''': [[FamilyExtermination That night]]... [[TheyWereHoldingYouBack I was trying to make you a great warrior!]]\\
'''Kratos''': ''[[PreMortemOneLiner You succeeded]]''.

->'''Maria''':They're not strong or ferocious. They drain your will to go on. Bartleby's estate was haemorrhaging money towards the end. He wanted to cut costs on Huntsman protection, but in order to do that, he needed everyone calm. Always.\\
'''Oscar''': [''Quoting''] ''"Managed to get two away from their pack. Hike back was miserable, but got the bastards in the cellar. Wife thinks I was out sealing the waterway entrance. I'll do it tomorrow, and tell her the truth once these things take the edge off of everyone. I'm... tired."''\\
'''Maria''': The next page proves that he did, but not before the rest of the pack followed their missing pair all the way home. My guess is that they made their way beneath the estate through the water tunnels that Bartleby sealed up the next morning. Bartleby's plan worked. No-one was angry, or sad, or scared. No-one was anything. And then... no-one was left.

->'''Owen''': You mean that creature is still out there; it has the money, it's as powerful as Goliath... and it's smarter than you?\\
'''Xanatos''': Owen, I think I created a monster.

-->--'''Nick Bostrom''' [[https://www.huffpost.com/entry/artificial-intelligence-oxford_n_5689858 On the dangers of AI with the goal without human morality.]]

->'''Ares''': [[FamilyExtermination That day]]... [[TheyWereHoldingYouBack I was trying to make you a great warrior!]]\\

''"Day 30: [[OhCrap I might have a problem here]]."''

->'''Ares''': I was trying... to make you... a great warrior!\\

-->--'''Dr. Fuji''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWgonJ85jY moments before Mewtwo blows up the lab and kills the scientists who created it]], ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

-->--'''Dr. Fuji''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWgonJ85jY moments before his colleagues get slaughtered by Mewtwo]], ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

-->--'''Ensign D'Vana Tendi''', after watching a friend AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence in the slowest and most horrifying way possible, ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'',

-->--''Film/TheIncredibleHulk''

->'''Maria''':The Apathy. They're not strong or ferocious. They drain your will to go on. Bartleby's estate was haemorrhaging money towards the end. He wanted to cut costs on Huntsman protection, but in order to do that, he needed everyone calm. Always.\\

->'''Maria''':They're not strong or ferocious. They drain your will to go on. Bartleby's estate was haemorrhaging money towards the end. He wanted to cut costs on Huntsman protection, but in order to do that, he needed everyone calm. Always.\\

->''"'[=ReGenesis=] was an effort by certain individuals to create a super-soldier,' he explained, 'It was made with a combination of Reaper technology and magic. The project was headed by Professor Membrane and funded by the Globex Corporation, who expected a being that could tear dimensions asunder, destroy continents in the blink of an eye, and essentially achieved[sic] godlike power.'\\

"His look darkened.\\

"'They succeeded,' he snarled, 'And now they're all dead.'"''

->''"I was so careful... I picked the wrong play. The wrong director. The wrong cast... ''where did I go right?''"''

->''"What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't [[UnstoppableRage this]] what you wanted? {{I warned you}}! I told you what would happen if you pushed me too far! But you didn't listen. You ''forced'' me to awaken my hidden power, and now that you've seen it, you're afraid, because you know that I'm going to ''destroy'' you."''

->'''Hobbes:''' [[BadNewsInAGoodWay Your duplicator is a big success.]]\\

->'''Shepard:''' I met your [[{{Precursors}} creators]]. They told me what you did to them.\\
'''[[BigBad Catalyst]]:''' [[JustFollowingOrders We did as we were expected.]]\\

->What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't [[UnstoppableRage this]] what you wanted? {{I warned you}}! I told you what would happen if you pushed me too far! But you didn't listen. You ''forced'' me to awaken my hidden power, and now that you've seen it, you're afraid, because you know that I'm going to ''destroy'' you.

->We dreamed of creating the world’s strongest Franchise/{{Pokemon}}... and we succeeded.

->A lesson for all you budding {{mad scientist}}s out there. It's an old lesson, but one that bears repeating. When you set out to build an unstoppable killing machine, please, ladies and gentlemen, make certain you really really want an unstoppable killing machine first.

->When other unicorns' spells go wrong they fail horribly. But noooo, for me they go wrong by working even better than I ever needed... or wanted.

->''"[=ReGenesis=] was an effort by certain individuals to create a super-soldier," he explained, "It was made with a combination of Reaper technology and magic. The project was headed by Professor Membrane and funded by the Globex Corporation, who expected a being that could tear dimensions asunder, destroy continents in the blink of an eye, and essentially achieved[sic] godlike power."\\

His look darkened.\\

"They succeeded," he snarled, "And now they're all dead."''

->"It worked!... Too well."

->We increased the sharks' brain mass, and as a side effect, the sharks got smarter.

->''Everyone'' forgot [about me]! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me, to get them to remember! But now he just won't ''stop!''

->Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they ''[[ForScience could]]'', they didn't stop to think if they ''should''.

->I was so careful... I picked the wrong play. The wrong director. The wrong cast... ''where did I go right?''

->i do not think the prudent one hastes to initiate\\
a sequence of events which he lacks power to terminate

->We should point out that ''mechanically'', these [[AsteroidMiners massive haulers]] performed flawlessly. Unfortunately, a simple and understandable error was made in the search programming. It is rather amusing in a way.\\
We have determined that due to the random vagaries of their search patterns, the two ore processors detected ''each other''. Apparently each Automated Mineral Exploiter identified a large target of fabulously pure metal. The titanic ships came together and began dismantling each other for the ore. From our distant vantage point on one of the former pirate bases, we could only watch as the ore processors became the biggest scrap heap in this sector.\\
We should emphasize that other than this minor error, the Automated Mineral Exploiter worked perfectly. The proof-of-concept has been completed, and all blueprints remain in the databanks of Orko [=SkyMine=] Corp. Given the potential wealth of the Hoth asteroid belt, it only makes sense to begin a second attempt.\\
In the meantime we apologize for our error and throw ourselves at the mercy of the chairman, Durga the Hutt.

->Our resurrection spell worked like a magic charm. We brought you back to life, Buffy. [[BuriedAlive Right where]] [[RiseFromYourGrave we left her]].
-->--'''Xander Harris''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->The stunt that went horribly right.

->If the [[KillerRobot Modulons]] were built to simplify human lives, perhaps they actually succeeded in that goal — [[RobotWar beyond all expectations]].

->His mind whirled with great plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed.

->Of course [[BlobMonster it]] will grow beyond control - it was designed to choose its own evolution.

->You sought to anger me, Nahiri. Soon you will see how well you have succeeded.

->In the city, science was unstoppable, until one day, science couldn't be stopped.

->[[WhatCouldHaveBeen This was supposed to be for use in Nebulas and other, more creepy areas]], but listen to the thing! ''FTL'' is not a psychological horror game, and this track was [[NightmareFuel way too freaky and claustrophobic]]. Still pretty cool, though.

->I'm sorry to say I was ever proud of [the [[KillerRobot Faro Swarm]]]. But Ted could really sell a concept, and in the labs, in the light of creation... That first test run, when you saw they understood their own structures, could rebuild themselves from memory and light... there were no limits. Oh God... [[ApocalypseHow there were no limits!]]

->[Cerberus] thought they were so clever. Turns out, mess with someone's head enough and you can turn a scared kid into an all-powerful bitch. Fuckin' idiots.

->''Alright, just to clarify, these rounds aren’t faulty. Heck, I’d say they’re better than the standard, but... that’s kind of the problem. I don’t know if it was a new shipment of materials, or a problem with the assembly line, but these rounds are supposed to [[ArmorPiercingAttack pierce armor]]. Not [[TheJuggernaut pierce through the armor, five feet of reinforced concrete, a few warehouses, and an armored truck]]. Could you guys look into this so we don’t like, violate any Geneva Conventions or anything?''
-->--'''Armor-Piercing Rounds shipping log''', ''Videogame/RiskOfRain2''

->Successful as Bertron's experiment was, it was ''anything'' but a good idea.

->Africanized bees owe their existence to science. Warwick E. Kerr created them in Brazil during the 1950s by crossing a European bee with an African bee. He wanted a bee that could live in the jungle. He got a bee that swarms by the hundreds of millions, is insanely territorial, mindlessly aggressive, has killed anywhere from a few dozen to a few thousand people, and can live in the jungle.\\\
And after they escaped and swarmed northward, [[OhCrap it turned out they were a-OK with deserts, too.]] They'll be in Montana by 2010.

->So the good news is, [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Godzilla]]'s back. The bad news is, '''[[TheTokyoFireball Godzilla's back]]'''.

->Oh, the humanity! So much air! So much air! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...Whoa, too much air! TOO MUCH AIIIR!]]

->Oh, no! Everything's going according to plan!

->All right. Good luck being everything. Sorry I helped.

->Someone near him said: "It worked."\\
Someone else said: "Now we are all sons of bitches."