History Quotes / GetAHoldOfYourselfMan

--> '''Carver''': I still don't understand how we survived.
--> '''Isaac''': Maybe we didn't.
--> '''Carver''': Well I'd know if I was dead, man.
--> '''Isaac''': Man, [[GivingUpOnLogic I don't even know what "dead" means anymore]]. Are we Necromorphs? Is this what they feel like after the Marker re-animates them?
--> '''Carver''': '''''[[DopeSlap *taps Isaac's shoulder, then smacks Isaac's head in the same motion*]]''''' Could you be any more crazy? HELL NO we are not Necromorphs. We killed the thing that makes them! At least we don't have to put up with that shit anymore.

'''Dr. McCoy:''' It's in mine from now on.

->'''Frau Bow''': Amuro, the Gundam has a piloting manual, right? I'll pilot the Gundam. I hate people who can't take credit for what they've done! If you can't admit that up until now, you're the one who protected ''White Base'', then you're not a man! I...

->'''[[TheKirk Captain Kirk]]:''' Never seen that in a medical book.
->'''[[TheMcCoy Dr. McCoy]]:''' It's in mine from now on.

->'''Beavis:''' We're never gonna score! ''We're never gonna score!'' WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!!!
->'''Bus Driver:''' All right, THAT'S IT NUMBNUTS! (tackles Beavis)

->'''[[PluckyGirl Rydia]]''': Coward. You're a man, aren't you? A grown man! Stop crying. I have.
->'''[[QuirkyBard Edward]]''': You're right. I'm nothing but a coward, just as you say! That's why I'm just going to stay at Anna's side! It doesn't matter anymore, nothing does!
->'''Cecil''': *SLAP* You're not the only one who's grieving. Anna would not wish to see you fawning like a fool.

->'''Soolin:''' There are two classic ways of dealing with a HystericalWoman. You didn’t really expect me to [[ShutUpKiss kiss]] [[HoYay her]], did you?

-->-- '''Simon''' (who happened to be previously on the receiving end of the above), ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''

->''"Thou hast nothing to offer me, [[OurOrcsAreDifferent monster!]] Get out!"''
-->-- '''Vlad von Carstein''', ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''

-->-- '''Kamina''', ''as he punches his brother in the face. ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''

-->-- Viga of ''WebVideo/IdolsOfAnime'', reviewing ''Anime/LoveLive''

->'''Dawson:''' [[AC:That's enough!]] Dash it, all Basil! [[EvilPlan The queen's in danger]], [[DamselInDistress Olivia's]] counting on us, we're about to be [[DeathTrap horribly splatted]], and ''all you can do is [[HeroicBSOD lie there feeling sorry for yourself]]!'' Now I know you can save us! But if you've given up, then [[EurekaMoment why don't we just set it off now]] and be done with it?!

-->--Disney's ''Disney/TheGreatMouseDetective''

'''Don Corleone:''' YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! ''[Don Corleone slaps Johnny]'' What's the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman. 'Wahahah! What can I do? What can I do?' What is that nonsense. Ridiculous.

'''Don Corleone:''' YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! ''[Don Corleone slaps Johnny]'' What's the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman. 'Eheheh! What can I do? What can I do?' What is that nonsense. Ridiculous.

Don Corleone: YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! ''[Don Corleone slaps Johnny]'' What's the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman. 'Eheheh! What can I do? What can I do?' What is that nonsense. Ridiculous.

'''Vector Prime:''' We are here, ALL OF US, because we want to save our homes and put an end to Galvatrons evil!\\
'''Optimus Prime:''' But because of me-\\

->'''Soolin:''' There are two classic ways of dealing with a HystericalWoman. You didn’t really expect me to [[ShutUpKiss kiss]] [[LesYay her]], did you?