History Quotes / FryingPanOfDoom

->'''Columbus''': Caleb of Decatur, Georgia writes 'My step-grandparents are trapped in their RV by zombies and I need a good weapon to bust them out, something from around the house.'\\
'''[[CrazyIsCool Tallahassee]]''': Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up.
-->--''Film/{{Zombieland}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POtndU2h8yI Rule No. 6]]

->'''Chandler''': Yes! Hitting [[StalkerWithACrush her]] with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!
-->--''Series/{{Friends}}'', ''The One With The Stalker''

-> ''I'm administering a sedative! [bashes Yogi Bear in the face with a frying pan, [[TapOnTheHead knocking him out instantly]]]''
-->-- '''Cindy Bear''' [[RunningGag several times over]], ''WesternAnimation/Jellystone'', "Yogi's Tummy Trouble"

-> '''Cindy Bear''' [[RunningGag several times over]], ''WesternAnimation/Jellystone'', "Yogi's Tummy Trouble"

'''[[CrazyAwesome Tallahassee]]''': Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up.

->'''King Frederic''': "I just had to make a stop in the kitchen." ''[pulls out a frying pan]'' "I'm told you're pretty handy with one of these."

->'''King Frederic''': "I just had to make a stop in the kitchen." ''[pulls out a frying pan]'' "I'm told you're pretty handy with one of these."//
'''Rapunzel''': ''[smug chuckle]'' I sure am.

-->--'''WebVideo/SovietWomble'', ''Random Videogame/{{Mordhau}} Bullshittery'', [[InstantlyProvenWrong right before getting killed by Chinny and his frying pan]]

-->--''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->--'''Flynn''', ''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

->'''Rapunzel''': Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa–-
->''(accidentally hits herself with pan)''

->'''Flynn''': I have ''got'' to get me one of these!
-->--''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->-—''Film/{{Zombieland}}'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POtndU2h8yI Rule No. 6]]

-->—-''Series/{{Friends}}'', ''The One With The Stalker''

-->—-''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->—-''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->—-'''Yang's Wife''' asks you to administer PercussiveMaintenance to her husband, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV''

-->—''Film/{{Zombieland}}'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POtndU2h8yI Rule No. 6]]

-->—''Series/{{Friends}}'', ''The One With The Stalker''

->'''Rapunzel''': Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa–

-->—''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->—''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

->"Why doesn't he come home...? I'm not crying! I just...have something in my eye... Here, take this. Smack that no-good on the noggin for me!"
-->—''Yang's Wife asks you to administer PercussiveMaintenance to her husband, '''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'''''

->"Enough iron to be dangerous!"
-->-The Frying Pan item description, ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG''

->'''Chandler''': Yes! Hitting [[StalkerWithACrush her]] with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!''

-->—''Yang's Wife asks you to administer PercussiveMaintenance to her husband, '''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'''''

-->—''Film/{{Zombieland}}'', Rule No. 6

-->—''Series/{{Friends}}'', ''The One With The Stalker''

->'''Rapunzel''': Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa–

-->—''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->—''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->—''Yang's Wife asks you to administer PercussiveMaintenance to her husband, '''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'''''

-->—''Film/{{Zombieland}}'', Rule No. 6

-->—''{{Friends}}'', ''The One With The Stalker''

->'''Rapunzel''': Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa–

-->—''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->—''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

-->—''Yang's Wife asks you to administer PercussiveMaintenance to her husband, '''FinalFantasyIV'''''

-->—''{{Tangled}}''

-->—''{{Tangled}}''

-->—''{{Tangled}}''

-->—''{{Zombieland}}'', Rule No. 6

'''[[CrazyAwesome Tallahassee]]''': Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up.\\
-- Rule No. 6, ''{{Zombieland}}''

--> ''{{Friends}}'', ''The One With The Stalker''

->'''Rapunzel:''' Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa-

-->--''{{Tangled}}''

--> ''{{Friends}}'', ''The One With The Stalker''

--> ''{{Friends}}'', ''The One With The Stalker''
->'''Flynn''':"I have ''got'' to get me one of these!"
-->{{Tangled}}

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-- Rule No. 6, ''Zombieland''