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Quotes / Frying Pan of Doom

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Columbus: Caleb of Decatur, Georgia writes 'My step-grandparents are trapped in their RV by zombies and I need a good weapon to bust them out, something from around the house.'
Tallahassee: Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up.

Chandler: Yes! Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!
Friends, The One With The Stalker

Rapunzel: Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa—
(accidentally hits herself with pan)

"Oh, Mama, I have got to get me one of these!"
Flynn, Tangled

"Why doesn't he come home...? I'm not crying! I just...have something in my eye... Here, take this. Smack that no-good on the noggin for me!"
Yang's Wife asks you to administer Percussive Maintenance to her husband, Final Fantasy IV

"Enough iron to be dangerous!"
The Frying Pan item description, Super Mario RPG

Hisui: "I'm surprised. Frying pans are very durable these days."

"Heavy and hard to wield, but cast iron, so you really don't need to clean it."
Frying Pan tooltip, Fire Emblem Fates