History Quotes / Fanservice

-->-- '''Randy,'''''Film/{{Scream}}''

[[ShesGotLegs Two very well-shaped reasons!]]''

-> ''Look! Here comes the obligatory tit shot!''
-->-- ''Film/{{Scream}}''

-->-- '''Creator/DorothyParker''', review of ''Sinbad'' (1918)

->''"It probably goes without saying, but just in case, I should point out that these are not plot-forwarding butts. Vin Diesel never says, 'Hey, Ludacris, Other Guy, get outta that car and come over here; we need to drive fast cars or those butts are going to '''explode'''!' The Rock never pulls over to the side of the road saying, 'Damn, they're getting away with all of the car money. I'd be able to catch them, but I'm out of gas, and my car runs on butts.' They serve no story function. Just butts for butts' sake."''
-->-- Website/{{Cracked}}.com on ''Film/FastFive'' trailer, in the [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-cant-tell-if-movies-are-being-serious-anymore/ article]] about PoesLaw and trailers.

-->-- '''Ood Sigma''' on [[Website/OutpostGallifrey The Doctor Who Forum]], discussing ''Series/SecretDiaryOfACallGirl''

->''Simply put we need to go lewder. Miniskirts, swimsuits, low-angle-shots; you need to put in as many of those as you can without breaking the law.''
-->-- '''Tiramy''', ''LightNovel/AmagiBrilliantPark''

-->--''[[Creator/GilbertAndSullivan The Grand Duke]]''

-->--'''[[http://technotranceremex.tumblr.com/post/166233183196/i-hate-the-word-fanservice-because-it-can-mean This Tumblr-post]]

->''"Hmhm hmmm~♪ Hmmhmm [[LampshadeHanging Service~♪ Naked]] [[NoFourthWall fanservice sceeene]]~♪"''

->''"Hmhm hmmm~♪ Hmmhmm Service~♪ Naked fanservice sceeene~♪"''

->''They just spent ten minutes showing us Alec Su taking a bath.''
-->-- '''Website/UrbanDictionary''' on fanservice

->'''Matt''': There’s a flashback sequence here where Wolverine, new claws and all, is running down a corridor naked. Apparently a bunch of female crew members, including James Marsden’s mom, met [[Creator/HughJackman Jackman]] at the end of that hallway, shaking dollar bills.\\
'''Chris''': Jeez, even Cyclops’s mom likes Wolverine more. [[ButtMonkey That dude can’t catch a break.]]
-->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''Film/X2XMenUnited''

->''"There's pandering, there's shameless pandering, and far, far beneath that, there's Let's Put ComicBook/LoisLane in a [[Franchise/StarWars Stormtrooper]] Outfit pandering. [[CantBelieveISaidThat I never thought I'd say this]], but come on, ''Smallville''. You’re better than that."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and ''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-9-13-warrior/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Warrior")

-->-- '''Tiramy''', AmagiBrilliantPark

-->-- '''Ood Sigma''', on [[Website/OutpostGallifrey The Doctor Who Forum]], discussing ''Series/SecretDiaryOfACallGirl''

-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-2: X-Men United]]''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'''

-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Tom Servo]]''', on a shot of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two women sharing a bed]] in ''The Brain That Wouldn't Die''.

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and ''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-9-13-warrior/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Warrior")

''(As if on cue, the [[EnsembleDarkhorse Trogdor]] arcade machine comes to life)''

-->-- '''[[{{VideoGame/Neptunia}} Neptune]], [[SingingInTheShower singing to herself]] while [[ShowerScene in the shower]]'''

-->-- '''Ood Sigma''', on [[Website/OutpostGallifrey The Doctor Who Forum]], discussing ''Secret Diary of a Call Girl''

-->-- '''Tiramy''', [[AmagiBrilliantPark]]

-->-- '''Ood Sigma''', on TheDoctorWhoForum, discussing ''Secret Diary of a Call Girl''

->''"There’s pandering, there’s shameless pandering, and far, far beneath that, there’s Let’s Put ComicBook/LoisLane In A [[StarWars Stormtrooper]] Outfit pandering. [[CantBelieveISaidThat I never thought I’d say this]], but come on, ''Smallville''. You’re better than that."''

->'''Strong Bad:''' ''(reacting to a loud roar from the Trogdor arcade machine)'' What the crap was that?\\

'''Strong Bad:''' Serviced?!? Where am I supposed to get [[IncrediblyLamePun fan service]] around here?\\

->''"So really, the entire purpose of this comic was to get {{Xena}} into skimpy dominatrix gear. Well, I've heard of worse reasons to make a comic!"''

-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheatre3000 Tom Servo]]''', on a shot of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two women sharing a bed]] in ''The Brain That Wouldn't Die''.