History Quotes / FalloutNewVegas

->'''[[BadassGrandpa Chief Hanlon]]:''' "[[EliteMooks Rangers]] are volunteers. Every man and woman who signs up is willing to die [[HeroicSacrifice for the NCR]], myself included."

-> '''The Forecaster:''' "[[TheHorde Bull]] and [[TheFederation Bear]] over [[BigDamPlot the Dam]], at each other's throats... but [[TheChessmaster a light from Vegas?]] [[WildCard Ball spinning on the wheel,]] more than two at the table. Placing bets. All lose in different ways. A dam of corpses, towns of corpses, scattered across the sand. But whose in what shares? Even the dealer doesn't know. Forecast: A rain of blood will flood the desert and not purify it."

-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' article comment, on ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

-> '''[[RonPerlman The Narrator]] in the Introduction Video:''' "[[ArcWords War. War never changes.]] [[WorldWarIII When atomic fire consumed the earth]], those who survived did so in great, underground vaults. When they opened, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, form new tribes. As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old world values, democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world and a great wall spanning the Colorado River. The NCR mobilized its army and set it east to occupy the Hoover Dam and restore it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of slaves, forged in the conquest of 86 tribes: Caesar's Legion. Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam, just barely, against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the River, they gathered strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat. Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, [[TheChessmaster Mr. House]] and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots.You are a [[{{Courier}} courier]], hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worst."

''"They (NCR) try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."--> ''' [[Cass Sir swears a lot]]

-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' article comment, on ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

->''"You know what New Vegas taught me? That a [[BadassNormal lone package courier]] can get [[BoomHeadshot shot in the head]], [[IGotBetter recover within a few days]], and become an [[OneManArmy unstoppable killing machine]] that will murder the shit out of everything ever whilst simultaneously becoming the living God of people with [[WalkingArmoury so many guns]] they could re-destroy the planet [[TheAce AND]] displaying levels of [[ScienceHero scientific, technical, and medical know-how]] that would shame pretty much anybody; oh, and also somehow displaying levels of [[GuileHero charisma and aptitude for manipulation]] that should only come about by creating the bastard offspring of JFK and Bill Clinton with a little side of young Mel Gibson. Not to mention all this is done while consistently outperforming the [[EliteMooks trained, veteran forces]] of two separate [[TheFederation arm]][[TheEmpire ies]]. Now THAT is a goddamn motivational story."''

-> '''Ulysses (over epilogue to ''Lonesome Road''):''' "It's said war - war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road - has reached its end."

-> '''Fantastic:''' [[WhatAnIdiot "They asked how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."]]

-> '''Fantastic:''' "Got the whole NCR suckling my tits. And it feels ''so good''."

-> '''Fantastic:''' [[WhatAnIdiot "They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."]]

-> '''Fantastic:''' Well you see, we're getting power because the guy running this place is Fantastic.

-> '''Fantastic:''' I got the whole NCR suckling my tits. And it feels ''so good''.

-> '''Fantastic:''' Currently we've got the plant running at one percent power, but apparently that's not good enough for some assholes.

-> '''[[BadassPreacher Joshua Graham]]:''' Lastly, waging war against good people is bad for the soul. This may not seem important to you, but it's the most important thing I've said.

-> '''Ulysses(over epilogue to ''Lonesome Road''):''' War. War never changes. Men do, through the roads that they walk. And this road... has come to its end.

-> '''Ulysses:''' "[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Who are you, that do not know your history?]]"

-> '''[[ImplacableMan Joshua Graham]]:''' "Daniel and I both want to resolve this peacefully. It's just that only one of use believes that's possible."

-> '''[[ImplacableMan Joshua Graham]]]:''' "Daniel and I both want to resolve this peacefully. It's just that only one of use believes that's possible."

-> '''Fantastic:''' [[WhatAnIdiot "They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."]]

-> [[WhatAnIdiot '''Fantastic:''' "They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."]]

-> '''The Narrator in the Introduction Video:''' "[[ArcWords War. War never changes.]] [[WorldWarIII When atomic fire consumed the earth]], those who survived did so in great, underground vaults. When they opened, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, form new tribes. As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old world values, democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world and a great wall spanning the Colorado River. The NCR mobilized its army and set it east to occupy the Hoover Dam and restore it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of slaves, forged in the conquest of 86 tribes: Caesar's Legion. Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam, just barely, against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the River, they gathered strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat. Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, [[TheChessmaster Mr. House]] and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots.You are a [[{{Courier}} courier]], hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worst."

-> '''Fantastic:''' "They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

-> '''[[FinalBoss Legate Lanius]]:''' "We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die."

-> '''The Narrator in the Introduction Video:''' "[[ArcWords War. War never changes.]] [[WorldWarIII When atomic fire consumed the earth]], those who survived did so in great, underground vaults. When they opened, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, form new tribes. As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old world values, democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world and a great wall spanning the Colorado River. The NCR mobilized its army and set it east to occupy the Hoover Dam and restore it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of slaves, forged in the conquest of 86 tribes: Caesar's Legion. Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam, just barely, against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the River, they gathered strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat. Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, Mr. House and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots.You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worst."

-> '''The Narrator in the Introduction Video:''' "War. War never changes. When atomic fire consumed the earth, those who survived did so in great, underground vaults. When they opened, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, form new tribes. As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old world values, democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world and a great wall spanning the Colorado River. The NCR mobilized its army and set it east to occupy the Hoover Dam and restore it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of slaves, forged in the conquest of 86 tribes: Caesar's Legion. Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam, just barely, against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the River, they gathered strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat. Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, Mr. House and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots.You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worst."

-> '''Arcade Gannon:''' "It's...a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don't worry about it".

-> '''Legate Lanius:''' "We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die."