History Quotes / EvilIsNotAToy

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/MegaMan Dr. Light]]''' to Doctors Wily and [[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics Eggman]], ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogMegaManWorldsCollide''

->'''[[VideoGame/{{SORA}} Star Breaker]]''': [[EvilLaugh Fuhahahahaha!]] I am Star Breaker, the [[OmnicidalManiac blasting fuse for the planet]]!!\\
'''[[VideoGame/QPShooting Sweet Breaker]]''': Star Breaker... What an evil aura.\\
'''Star Breaker''': Hahahaha! Burn! Burn! [[PyroManiac I'm burning everything!]]\\
'''Sweet Breaker''': Please explain, Tomomo. Why is someone that dangerous here?\\
'''Tomomo''': Well, I kind of thought it'd be [[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime fun to have someone crazy like her around]].\\
'''Sweet Breaker''': For Heaven's sake. If we leave her alone, she'll burn out this whole world.\\
'''Tomomo''': You're right. We must stop her. Poppo, let's go!

-->-- '''[[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Kruger]]''', ''Film/FreddyVsJason''

'''Bizarro ComicBook/LexLuthor:''' Godship am Big Bad. And it came because of me. Me was trying to find worstest way to hurt SelfDemonstrating/{{Bizarro}} #1, my worstest enemy, so me sent signal into core of the planet, hoping to find someone to come out and help. But signal went opposite direction into space and it attracted--

->My only arguable accomplishment was transforming Gru's daughters into supervillains, and even then, I forgot to make them obedient to me. I was lucky to survive my last encounter with them.

->'''Taurus''': I see am expected to show you gratitude. After all you allowed me to be part of your great experiment without annoying me with petty nuisances like, getting my permission.\\

Steelbeak: [[OhCrap Oh, boy]]. [''Bulba blasts him with a laser that leaves him burned and in his underwear''] Yipe.
'''Taurus''': I would have the honor of being the chief agent of F.O.W.L, to humbly serve the rightful masters of the world. [''evil laugh''] I think not. '''Taurus Bulba works for no one but himself!''' [''Proceeds to use his new weapons to start destroying the F.O.W.L base he was revived in'']\\

'''Taurus''': I would have the honor of being the chief agent of F.O.W.L, to humbly serve the rightful masters of the world. [''evil laugh''] I think not. '''Taurus Bulba works for no one but himself!''' [''Proceeds to use his new weapons to start destroying the F.O.W.L base he was revived in'']

->'''Taurus''': I see am expected to show you gratitude. After all you allowed me to be part of your great experiment without annoying me with petty nuisances like, getting my permission.
'''Steelbeak''': Er, I think we might have a slight problemo here.
'''Taurus''': So what if I have to drink motor-oil cocktails for the rest of my '''LIFE'''?

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/MegaMan Dr. Light]]''' to Doctors Wily and [[ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog Eggman]], ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogMegaManWorldsCollide''

'''Sooga:''' ''(whispering to himself)'' You are bling, "seer." Calamity Ganon...is not for mortals to control.

->'''Astor:''' This [[{{Magitek}} Guardian]] is [[DemonicPossession possessed]] by [[AncientEvil Calamity Ganon]], harbinger of destruction. With it, I will bring this world to its knees. ''[[EvilLaugh starts laughing)]]''\\

->'''Astor:''' This [[{{Magitek}} Guardian]] is [[DemonicPossession possessed]] by [[AncientEvil Calamity Ganon]], harbinger of destruction. With it, I will bring this world to its knees. ''[[EvilLaugh starts laughing)''\\

->'''Valerian Mengks''': Kerrigan, this isn't a game!\\

->(after [[BigBad Kaellicus]] and his zealots are banished to the Dark Dimension)

'''Star''': What did you expect, Mom?! ''You teamed up with Mina!''

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/MegaMan Dr. Light]] to Doctors Wily and [[ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog Eggman]]''', ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogMegaManWorldsCollide''

->You. You should have let me ''SLEEP!'' (''crunch'')
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Khan''']], crushing the skull of the man who let him out, ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness''

->The SS necromancers are exultant: their demons harrow the Earth in stolen bodies, scouring it clean of enemy forces, eating the souls of the ''untermenschen'' and spitting up their bones. Snow falls early as ''fimbulwinter'' sets in, for the ice giants of legend have returned to do the bidding of the thousand-year Reich, and the Führer's every dream shall be made real. A pale sun that warms nothing gazes down across a wilderness of ice and fire, ravaged by the triumph of the will.\\

->It's the same old tune. (sarcastically) "Let's play with magic we don't understand, it will make us incredibly powerful!" Evidently it doesn't matter if you rip apart the fabric of time in the process.

->She almost realised her dream. Came so close. She raised a Dreaming One from its prison. It whispered to her directly. It made such promises, claimed it willingly powered the city. LIES. It promised the impossible could be accomplished if all of its fellows were freed. LIES. [[spoiler:Lilith]] was smart. [[spoiler:Lilith]] was clever. She knew there was treachery in the whispers. But she went ahead anyway, thinking she could control the pandemonium. She thought she could betray an event horizon. That age collapsed in screams under tentacular skies.

->'''Celia Fortner''': Wh-Why? I brought you back into this world...\\
'''{{Dracula}}''': Shut up. You annoy me. That's all the reason I need.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaChroniclesOfSorrow Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow]]''

-->-- '''HABIT,''' ''WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID''

->YOU SUMMON FORTH AN ANCIENT EVIL AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM?

->'''Moon''': This wasn't supposed to happen!\\
'''Star''': What did you expect, Mom?! ''You [[spoiler:teamed up with Mina]]''!
-->--''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'', ''Pizza Party''

-->-- '''The Buzzing,''' ''Videogame/TheSecretWorld'

'''Screw-On Head:''' If by "candy," you mean ''ancient forbidden evil,'' then ''yes,'' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} I]] ''[[{{Metaphorgotten}} did]]'' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} tell you not to put it in your mouth.]]

'''Frog''': Katha-Hem ''is'' the power of Katha-Hem! His power is our deliverance. His power is the future of us all! Your voice awakens him, your flame a beacon for his long dim eyes. He will find us through you, and so you are here. [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness What may become of you is his will.]]\\

'''Pope''': [--[[OhCrap What...]]--]

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->'''Sarah''': Thou has freed me, so now I can punish the world for my long imprisonment. [[OmnicidalManiac I shall create an era of darkness over this land!]]\\

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'''Gordon''': [[ShouldHaveThoughtOfThatBeforeX You should've thought about that before you let]] [[ComicBook/TheJoker the clown]] [[ShouldHaveThoughtOfThatBeforeX out of the box]].

->You. You should have let me ''SLEEP!'' (''SickeningCrunch'')
-->-- [[spoiler: '''Khan''']], [[YourHeadAsplode crushing the skull]] of the man who let him out, ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness''

->The [[{{Ghostapo}} SS necromancers]] are exultant: their demons harrow the Earth in stolen bodies, scouring it clean of enemy forces, eating the souls of the ''untermenschen'' and spitting up their bones. Snow falls early as ''fimbulwinter'' sets in, for the ice giants of legend have returned to do the bidding of the thousand-year Reich, and the Führer's every dream shall be made real. A pale sun that warms nothing gazes down across a wilderness of ice and fire, ravaged by the triumph of the will.\\

''{{Gotterdammerung}}'' has come for the victorious Third Reich...

->The mistake others made in the past was to overreach themselves. Our brother who is lost summoned [[OurDemonsAreDifferent an elemental]] and trapped it in [[BearsAreBadNews a great bear]]. Of course he couldn't control it. It was a magnificent madness.

-->-- ''Discworld/{{Eric}}'' on why wizards don't summon demons

->For that which I saw and touched was no longer a human being but [[TakenForGranite an ebon statue]], whose face and brow and fingers were [[DarkIsEvil black]] as the Faust-like raiment or the sullen curtains. Charred as by sable fire, or frozen by black cold, the features bore the eternal ecstasy and pain of Lucifer in his ultimate hell of ice. For an instant, the supreme evil which Averaud had worshipped so madly, which he had summoned from the vaults of incalculable space, had made him one with itself; and passing, it had left him petrified into an image of its own essence.

->[[MadScientist Maggie Walsh's]] vision was brilliant, but ultimately insupportable. The demons cannot be harnessed, cannot be controlled.

->If the Continuum has told you once, they have told you a thousand times: [[SuddenlyShouting DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!]]

->'''The Master:''' I stole [[ArtefactOfDoom it]], Doctor, but I had not anticipated its ''[[PokeInTheThirdEye reaction]].'' It was recuperating, resting, and I had disturbed its rest!

->'''The Doctor:''' Leaving you just as you were before - [[NightmareFace scarred]], [[DarkLordOnLifeSupport damaged]], and [[OutOfContinues unable to regenerate]]... [[SympathyForTheDevil I'm sorry]].
->'''The Master:''' Sorry? It was ''[[NightmareFetishist magnificent!]]'' [[AesopAmnesia And it is that power that I intend to possess!]]

->'''Sancreda:''' Your petty ambitions are of no interest to me. [[CapturedSuperEntity Your drain on my psionic field]] has already caused me pain, anger and delay! And now it is time for you to settle your account.
->'''Sir Archibald:''' [[ItsAllAboutMe What have I to account for]]? I am Archibald Flint, [[AristocratsAreEvil 13th Baronet]]! I have only to flick a switch, and you will be my creature!

->'''Sancreda:''' ...[[CurbStompBattle And you will find that your switches are no longer in any condition to perform their primitive mechanical function]]!

->[[IKnowYourTrueName By playing with these cursed names]], the first tribe made [[EldritchAbomination the Children]] more aware of the world outside of their dreams. The only thing that tethered the Children to reality was their names, and each time a name was called, that tether pulled a Child closer to wakefulness. Eventually, the first tribe [[OhCrap realized]] their servitude was worthless: because of their actions, soon the ancient masters would awaken and stride the world like colossi; [[WalkingWasteland plagues would spread in the wake of each titan step]], and the tribe's service would not protect them from [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt death and darkness]].

->Yet, for all a [[DemonicPossession Daemonhost]]’s power, only the most self-assured [[WellIntentionedExtremist Inquisitor]] will even consider creating one, let alone allow it near to the anarchy of the battlefield. Daemons do not serve willingly, and the wards that control them are fickle. Worse, no matter how servile such a being may appear, by their very nature a Daemon’s every action will be bent towards the destruction of those things that even the most radical Inquisitor holds dear. Should the Daemon break free of its binding, it takes great delight in avenging itself upon any souls unfortunate enough to be nearby - [[LaserGuidedKarma which inevitably includes the Inquisitor who thought to fetter it]].

->It's the same old tune. "[[SarcasmMode Let's play with magic we don't understand, it will make us incredibly powerful]]!" Evidently it doesn't matter if you rip apart the fabric of time in the process.

->'''Demigra''': Look! Even [[PhysicalGod Beerus]] has his weaknesses. Now, he is my puppet. Now... can you stop his power?\\

(''Demigra lets out an EvilLaugh, only for Beerus to throw his Sphere of Destruction at him rather than the Earth'')\\

->She almost realised her dream. Came so close. She raised a [[EldritchAbomination Dreaming One]] from its prison. It whispered to her directly. It made such promises, claimed it willingly powered the city. LIES. [[DealWithTheDevil It promised the impossible could be accomplished if all of its fellows were freed]]. LIES. [[spoiler: Lilith]] was smart. [[spoiler: Lilith]] was clever. She knew there was treachery in the whispers. But she went ahead anyway, [[SmugSnake thinking she could control the pandemonium]]. She thought she could [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder betray]] an event horizon. [[EndOfAnEra That age]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt collapsed in screams under tentacular skies]].

'''Sarah Kerrigan''': It never is with [[HordeOfAlienLocusts the Zerg]], Valerian.

->Such hubris. To think that they could control what they did not understand. Oh, it's always hubris with the [[HumansByAnyOtherName Terrans]]. Get too close to a black hole, and it will crush you.

->Our time is up. For fifty years, [[DealWithTheDevil we have benefited from the immense power given to us]] by [[EldritchAbomination the End of the Cycle]]. We knew there would be a price to pay, but we thought it might be one we could bear, or that we could find some way to avoid paying it.\\

->You awaken once more to stop the [[HellOnEarth Hell on Mars]] yet [[HereWeGoAgain again]], all because [[TooDumbToLive some idiots]] thought [[MadeOfEvil Hell]] would make a good source of renewable energy! You know, if you have to program your computer to warn you about [[TheLegionsOfHell demon invasions]], ''maybe'' you should just stop whatever it is you're doing!
-->-- ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' regarding ''VideoGame/{{DOOM| 2016}}''

->He gave me a lamp that had ''the Devil'' in it! I was expecting [[GenieInABottle a happy genie who sings little songs and grants wishes]], not ''the Devil!'' What kind of weird shit is Headmaster Cid into? I mean, I know he told me it was cursed and I should be careful, but when you give someone a lamp with ''the Devil'' in it, you don't say "Oh, be careful, it's a little dangerous," you say "Here's a lamp, ''and it has the Devil in it!!"''

->'''Dr. Eggman:''' A few years back I got [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Chaos]] to do my bidding but he betrayed me, then I got [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Biolizard]] who betrayed me, then I got [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Metal Sonic]] who betrayed me, then I got [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Ifrit]] who betrayed me, [[OverlyLongGag and then I got Solaris who betrayed me,]] but I'm sure [[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Dark Gaia]] [[TemptingFate will never betray-]]\\

->'''Kosuzu:''' Hi, I'm Kosuzu! My family owns a bookstore. Which is good because [[CuteBookworm I love books!]] (''pulls out a book [[ObviouslyEvil with a skull on its cover and the words "Do not open! There be some seriously bad &!%@ in here!"]]'') Here's a book! Let's open it!\\

'''Kosuzu:''' [[TemptingFate I'm sure it can't be that evil!]] (''opens book and [[StuffBlowingUp an explosion comes out]]'')\\
'''Evil Spirit:''' [[EvilLaugh Ha ha ha]]! [[SealedEvilInACan You have freed me.]] An evil spirit!\\
'''Kosuzu:''' [[OhCrap Oh no it totally was an evil book!]]\\
'''Mamizou:''' Man, [[TheStoner I gotta stop smoking all this funny stuff]].

'''Metron:''' [[IWarnedYou You will regret your decision.]] We ''all'' will.

-->-- '''Slade''' on his [[DealWithTheDevil deal]] with [[SatanicArchetype Trigon]], ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''

->Mortal! You ''dare'' call upon [[ThirdPersonPerson Kavaxas]], Lord of the [[DragonsAreDemonic Demodragons]], [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Ruler of the Netherworld]]?! I will [[PlayingWithFire burn you and the rest of these abominations to ASH]]!

'''Star''': What did you expect, Mom?! ''You [[spoiler:teamed up with [[SociopathicSoldier Mina]]]]''!