History Quotes / EvilIsNotAToy

->'''Derek Stiles:''' The nature of these infectious strains of Stigma changes as it spreads from host to host. However, there's a limit to the number of times a strain can undergo this change. They're planning to utilise this unique characteristic to their advantage, by spreading Stigma over a limited period of time, and then allowing the pathogen to die out naturally.\\

--> --''[[VideoGame/TraumaCenter Trauma Center: New Blood]]''

->'''Doomsday''': Release me.\\
'''Dr. Milo''': And you'll solve both our problems?\\
'''Doomsday''': Yes.\\
[''Milo releases Doomsday from his restraints, only to see him reaching for his head.'']\\
'''Milo''': What are you--?!\\
'''Doomsday''': [[ExactWords Your problem's solved.]]\\
[''Cue a ScreamDiscretionShot as Doomsday kills Milo offscreen'']

'''[[GreaterScopeVillain Shadow Queen]]:''' Who are you that would command me? What sort of being are you?\\

'''[[FinalBoss Shadow Queen]]:''' You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me.

->You should have let me ''SLEEP!''

->'''Grodus:''' Yes, my glorious witch queen... Destroy these impudent fools!\\
'''Shadow Queen:''' Who are you that would command me? What sort of being are you?\\

'''Shadow Queen:''' You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me.

--> ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]'', “[[Recap/JusticeLeagueUnlimitedS2E3TheDoomsdaySanction The Doomsday Sanction]]"

''' Dr. Milo ''': And you’ll solve both our problems?\\

[''Cue ScreamingDiscretion shot as Doomsday kills Milo offscreen'']]
--> ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague JusticeLeagueUnlimited]]'', “[[Recap/JusticeLeagueUnlimitedS2E3TheDoomsdaySanction The Doomsday Sanction]]"

->"You should have let me ''SLEEP!

->"Look at me! And understand, you don't negotiate with a tiger. You admire a tiger until he turns on you and ''you feel its true fucking nature!

-->-- "Literature/TheCaseOfCharlesDexterWard"

-->-- [[Creator/ClarkAshtonSmith "The Devotee of Evil"]]

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeqW3uG-rbQ "The Shoggoth Song"]], lyrics by Sean Branney, sung to the tune of The Dreidel Song, ''Music/AVeryScarySolstice''

-->-- ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho021DustBreeding "Dust Breeding"]]

-->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=278060 "Demonic Rising"]]

-->-- '''Dorian Pavus''' remarking on his Tevinter countrymen's inability to grasp this trope, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->'''Isador:''' "But Gabriel, there is much to learn from here. We should not be too eager to -\\
'''Gabriel:''' "Learn what? Chaos does not teach, it misleads and it betrays. There is nothing to learn here save for our next course."

->He gave me a lamp that had ''the Devil'' in it! I was expecting a happy genie who sings little songs and grants wishes, not ''the Devil!'' What kind of weird shit is Headmaster Cid into? I mean, I know he told me it was cursed and I should be careful, but when you give someone a lamp with ''the Devil'' in it, you don't say "Oh, be careful, it's a little dangerous," you say "Here's a lamp, ''and it has the Devil in it!!

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bCVyESiL2M "Sonic Unleashed in 4 Minutes"]]

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKYPafkLbkM "(Touhou/Walfas) Forbidden Scrollery in a Shellnut"]]

-->-- A sand monster before betraying his amateur of a boss, ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries''

'''Father:''' My pleasure... [''sniffles''] Dad.\\

'''Father:''' [''storming off''] Dumb old Recommissioning Module. I had to [[ItMakesSenseInContext put my finger up Numbuh One's nose]] for ''this'' poopol?!

->'''Emperor Pilaf''': Your Majesty, please! This is a terrible misunderstanding! We worked hard for you! Don't forget, ''I'm'' the one who brought you back to life! I'm your savior!\\
'''King Piccolo''': You're nothing but an inept clown surrounded by amateurs.

->'''Landis Pope''': The Old Ones are touching my soul! The power of Katha-Hem shall be MINE!\\
'''Frog''': Katha-Hem ''is'' the power of Katha-Hem! His power is our deliverance. His power is the future of us all! Your voice awakens him, your flame a beacon for his long dim eyes. He will find us through you, and so you are here. What may become of you is his will.\\
(''beat'')\\
'''Pope''': [--What...--]

->''"Or perhaps you'd like to review a list of eldritch creatures you'd like to resurrect and then lose control over?"''

->'''Grandpa''': Yugi! Are you trying to summon the forces of darkness in your room again?\\
'''Yugi''': No, Gramps!

->'''Sarah''': Thou has freed me, so now I can punish the world for my long imprisonment. I shall create an era of darkness over this land!\\
'''Ben''': This isn't how I envisioned it. We were supposed to rule the world together, not destroy it!\\
'''Sarah''': I care not for thy whims. Cross my path and I shall destroy thee along with thy world!

->'''Maroni''': This craziness... it's too much.\\
'''Gordon''': You should've thought about that before you let [[ComicBook/TheJoker the clown]] out of the box.

''(Bane casually places his hand on Daggett's shoulder)''\\

->"You should have let me ''SLEEP!"''

->"Look at me! And understand, you don't negotiate with a tiger. You admire a tiger until he turns on you and ''you feel its true fucking nature!"''

->'''[[VideoGame/{{SORA}} Star Breaker]]''': Hahahaha! Burn! Burn! [[PyroManiac I'm burning everything!]]\\
'''[[VideoGame/QPShooting Sweet Breaker]]''': Please explain, Tomomo. Why is [[OmnicidalManiac someone that dangerous]] here?\\
'''Tomomo''': Well, I kind of thought it'd be [[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime fun to have someone crazy like her around]].

->'''Celia Fortner''': Wh-Why? I brought you back into this world...\\
'''{{Dracula}}''': Shut up. You annoy me. That's all the reason I need.

->'''Demigra''': Look! Even Beerus has his weaknesses. Now, he is my puppet. Now... can you stop his power?\\
'''Goku''': No! ''STOOOOOP!!''\\
'''Trunks''': I-It's all over!\\
'''Demigra''': After everything has been destroyed, Demon God Demigra shall rule!\\
(''Demigra lets out an evil laugh, only for Beerus to throw his Sphere of Destruction at him rather than the Earth'')\\
'''Demigra''': What?! Impossible!\\
'''Beerus''': By the way, I knew you were there. You see, my friend, I faked being hit by you. Trying to control me? That's blasphemous.\\
'''Trunks''': Amazing, Lord Beerus! The tables have turned!\\
'''Beerus''': Demigra, was it? I guess... I'll just destroy ''you'' instead.

'''Sooga:''' ''(whispering to himself)'' You are blind, "seer." Calamity Ganon...is not for mortals to control.

->'''Kan-Ra:''' You are my prize... ''(EvilLaugh)'' You were the only one to challenge [[MultiversalConqueror him]], and now here you lie, [[MultipleHeadCase divided.]] How do you feel about... [[BackFromTheDead second chances?]] ''(laughs again)'' Now, rise, and serve me! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Rise! And! SERVE!]]\\

'''Kan-Ra:''' [[OhCrap No...! You must OBEY!]] ''(Eyedol starts beating the stuffing out of him)''

-->-- Jason's arcade mode ending, ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

''(The Shadow Queen strikes him with a flash of lightning, destroying everything but his head)''\\

->'''Valerian Mengsk''': Kerrigan, this isn't a game!\\
'''Sarah Kerrigan''': It never is with the Zerg, Valerian.

->'''Isador''': "But Gabriel, there is much to learn from here. We should not be too eager to -\\
'''Gabriel''': "Learn what? Chaos does not teach, it misleads and it betrays. There is nothing to learn here save for our next course."

->'''Wilfred Fizzlebang''': A-ha! I have done it! Behold the absolute power of Wilfred Fizzlebang, master summoner! You are bound to me, demon!\\
'''Lord Jaraxxus''': TRIFLING GNOME! YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!\\
'''Wilfred Fizzlebang''': But I'm in charge here...!\\
''(Jaraxxus kills him)''

->He gave me a lamp that had ''the Devil'' in it! I was expecting a happy genie who sings little songs and grants wishes, not ''the Devil!'' What kind of weird shit is Headmaster Cid into? I mean, I know he told me it was cursed and I should be careful, but when you give someone a lamp with ''the Devil'' in it, you don't say "Oh, be careful, it's a little dangerous," you say "Here's a lamp, ''and it has the Devil in it!!"''

'''Dark Gaia:''' (''uppercuts Eggman and sends him flying'')\\

->'''Kosuzu:''' Hi, I'm Kosuzu! My family owns a bookstore. Which is good because I love books!] (''pulls out a book with a skull on its cover and the words "Do not open! There be some seriously bad &!%@ in here!"'') Here's a book! Let's open it!\\

'''Kosuzu:''' I'm sure it can't be that evil! (''opens book and an explosion comes out'')\\

->'''Uli''': It is I who summoned you back from the Netherworld, unt I who arranged the opening of the portal.\\
'''Bloodwolf''': Yes. Yes, I can see in your mind, all you have done. And I should be... grateful?

->'''Grandfather''': Thank you, son! Thank you for reawakening the pure evil that lay dormant within me for these many years!\\
'''Father''': My pleasure... [''sniffles''] Dad.\\
'''Grandfather''': And now, '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!]]'''''\\
'''Father''': Um... excuse me?\\
'''Grandfather''': You've only reawakened me because you cannot destroy those irksome Kids Next Door by yourself!\\
'''Father''': B-But-\\
'''Grandfather''': Bah! Why do I even bother? I always liked his [[CainAndAbel older brother]] more anyway, even if he ''did'' destroy me powers. Kids, what can you do? What, are you still here?! '''''BEAT IT!!!''''' I have business with ''real'' villains!\\
'''Father''': [''storming off''] Dumb old Recommissioning Module. I had to [[ItMakesSenseInContext put my finger up Numbuh One's nose]] for ''this'' poopol?!

->'''Taurus''': I see I am expected to show you gratitude. After all you allowed me to be part of your great experiment without annoying me with petty nuisances like, [[UnwantedRevival getting my permission]].\\
'''Steelbeak''': Er, I think we might have a slight problemo here.\\
'''Taurus''': So what if I have to drink motor-oil cocktails for the rest of my '''LIFE'''?\\
'''Steelbeak''': [[OhCrap Oh, boy]]. [''Bulba blasts him with a laser that leaves him burned and in his underwear''] Yipe.\\
'''Taurus''': I would have the honor of being the chief agent of F.O.W.L, to humbly serve the rightful masters of the world. [''evil laugh''] I think not. '''Taurus Bulba works for no one but himself!''' [''Proceeds to use his new weapons to start destroying the F.O.W.L base he was revived in'']

->'''Moon''': This wasn't supposed to happen!\\
'''Star''': What did you expect, Mom?! ''You teamed up with [[KnightTemplar Mina!]]''

([[TheStoic Wong]] [[OutOfCharacterMoment breaks out laughing]])

-->--'''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'', "WesternAnimation/OperationZERO''

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaChroniclesOfSorrow Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow]]''

->My only arguable accomplishment was transforming [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Gru's]] daughters into supervillains, and even then, I forgot to make them obedient to me. I was lucky to survive my last encounter with them.

-->-- '''Alexei Stukov''' on the Hybrids, ''VideoGame/StarcraftIILegacyOfTheVoid Co-op Mode''

->You. You should have let me ''SLEEP!''

-->--''Film/DoctorStrange2016''

->Our boss is an idiot, he threw in his lot with the [[purple:Dread Purplonians]] because he thought he could use their power for his research. [...] But something must have gone south because there was this huge explosion and the whole tower was just tentacles and portals everywhere!