History Quotes / EmbarrassingNickname

->'''[[Main/TheBully Tobin]]:''' What's up, Rice Girl? Have a good summer?\\
'''Christina:''' Tobin. [[Main/SarcasmMode So great to see you.]]
-->-- ''The Tryout''

-> '''Wally''': From now on, my nickname is 'The Wizard', it speaks of my guru status.\\
'''Alice''': I think I'll call you 'The Lizard', it speaks of your small brain and lack of ambition.\\
'''Wally''': Please don't.\\
'''Alice''': Let's see which one catches on quicker.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''Toph''': Follow me, Twinkle-Toes.\\
'''Aang''': (''annoyed'') Toph, I'm forty years old. You think you can stop with the nicknames?\\
'''Toph''': 'Fraid not.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''

->'' C'mon....c'mon. [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/30/jon-stewart-spoofs-anthony-bologna-occupy-wall-street-cop-chris-meloni_n_988634.html Anthony Bologna]]. ({{Beat}}) You and I both know that guy's name is Tony Baloney.''
-->-- '''Creator/JonStewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShowWithJonStewart''

->''"OK, pause and fucking reload. My name is not Karkitty."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9536503/2/Life-s-Original-Plan Life's Original Plan]]'', a Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} AU fic.

->'''Jo''': Today we practice running like the wind, Tootie.\\
'''Rae''': Tootie? It's just Rae. Or Ramona.
-->--''Literature/RedMoonRisingHolt''

->'''Kim Sung Young:''' Hatchetman!\\
'''Hachiman:''' Hachiman is my name. I find the other sobriquet... ''distasteful''.
-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePunisher'' #9

-> '''Kagura''': Hey, Jinny.\\
'''Jin''': Stop calling me that!
-->-- ''VideoGame/BlazBlueChronophantasma'' match intro

->'''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio Brando]]''': It didn't cross my mind until now, but Jojo's a nickname, isn't it?\\
'''Jonathan Joestar''': Yup! It's a contraction of Jonathan Joestar. \\
'''Dio''': Hmm....\\
'''Jonathan''': What?\\
'''Dio''': Do I have a nickname, I wonder? The thought simply strikes me as comical. \\
'''Jonathan''': Ha, you want me to give you one? \\
'''Dio''': That's not what I had in mind...\\
'''Jonathan''': You do want me to! \\
'''Dio''': No, I don't...\\
'''Jonathan''': Dio Brando... Brando... Chanel!\\
'''Dio''': Chanel!?\\
'''Jonathan''': Well, if you contract Dio Brando, you get Debu.[[note]]Tubby in Japanese. Also the first katakana in Dio Brando's names are De and Bu.[[/note]]\\
'''Dio''': Debu?!\\
'''Jonathan''': Isn't this great? Now we match!\\
'''Dio''': I'm-I'm fine with Chanel--\\
'''Jonathan''': De-bu! De-bu!
-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->'''[[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]''': Hey! It's Pittoo!\\
'''Dark Pit''': Will you quit calling me that?!
-->--''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]'', Palutena's Guidance for Dark Pit

->''"I have a dream that one day, I will be a villain in a ''Film/JamesBond'' film. I have the suit. I'm working my way up. And there's two reasons why I want to be a villain in a ''James Bond'' film. One: You get to name your own henchmen. Which is very exciting, name your own henchmen. And there have been some fantastic henchmen in the past: Oddjob, with his flying hat; or Jaws, with his metal teeth. ''[gnashes teeth]'' TERRIFYING! Isn't he? But, I believe if you're going to have a henchman, you should give him a humiliating, silly name... so that he will kill anyone who hears it. That's the idea. For example: ''[EvilBrit voice]'' 'Ah, Mr. Bond... I see you've met my eight-foot-tall [[PsychoforHire psychopath]]... '''Poopypants'''. Destroy him, Poopy! Poopy, kill him! Use your powers of poop!'"''
-->-- '''Seán Cullen'''

->'''Jo''': Do not fight the ''Kwihuutsuu'', Tootie.\\
'''Rae''': Do not call me Tootie!
-->-- ''Literature/RedMoonRisingHolt''

->'''Megatron''': "I'm a little giddy myself, Squidhead."\\
'''Thrust''': "My name is Thrust! [[SpellingForEmphasis T-H-R-U-S-T]]! Is that so difficult to remember?"\\
'''Megatron''': "What's that? You don't enjoy my Earthly humor?"\\
[...]\\
'''Megatron''' "Ha ha! Don't you just love watching those miserable mechanical morons attempt to attack me, Squidhead?"\\
'''Thrust''': [''to self''] "I wish he wouldn't call me that any more. How would he like to be called flathead?" [giggles]\\
'''Megatron''' "So why don't you share your little joke with everyone?"\\
'''Thrust''': "Ahem, I wasn't laughing, sir." [''to self''] "Flathead...boy, I can really dish it out."\\
'''Megatron''' "You...are a freak."
-->-- ''Anime/TransformersArmada''

->'''Marie Antoinette:''' Zis is the ze problem with being rich!\\
'''Yakko:''' [[DemographicallyInappropriateHumour Your only other nickname is "Dick"?]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/Animaniacs2020'', "France France Revolution"

->'''Benjamin''': Welcome, Braceface.\\
'''Jackson''': Hello?\\
'''Benjamin''': Do you wish to join NERDS, Braceface? Please confirm.\\
'''Jackson''': Sure...I guess. But my name is Jackson --\\
'''Benjamin''': Yes or no is required, Braceface.\\
'''Jackson''': Enough with the Braceface! Yes, I want to join.
-->--''Literature/{{NERDS}}''

->'''Cupid:''' "'Lord Iron Balls', eh? Should we put that on your locker-tag?"\\
'''Shinji:''' "Oh shut up!"
-->-- ''Fanfic/ShinjiTheCasanova''

->''"Please don't call me 'Dunky'. I'm a Concorde pilot, not a biscuit."''
-->-- '''Captain Duncan Carruthers''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS6E13OnTheGlass On the Glass]]"

->"It's nice to meet you too Shinji!" Sakura beamed as her eyes fixated on Leader and Shiki on Shinji's shoulders. "And you have your own imaginary friends too! What are their names?!"\\
"Oh, this is Leader and Shiki." He pointed to each of them. Sakura stared at them intently.\\
"Those names are boring!" Sakura pointed to Leader. "You should call that one Scarlet Sistine Superczar!" She then pointed to Shiki. "And that one should be Burgundy Buccaneer Blastcaster!" Sakura crossed her arms with a huff and sported a proud grin. Leader and Shiki had stopped trying to hold in their laughter, instead, they had looked away in embarrassment.
-->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''

->''"My music teacher used to call me Toto. I hated it!"''
-->-- '''Toseland''', ''Literature/GreenKnowe''

->'''Manny:''' "Bubby!"\\
'''Greg:''' "Mom, can you tell him to stop calling me that? What if someone hears?!"
-->-- ''Film/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''

->'''Iris''': What would you like me to call you? Just plain "Lancelot" or have you got some sort of a nickname?
->'''Sir Lancelot''': Well as a matter of fact I have, but it hasn't been used since I was at school.
->'''Iris''': May I share the secret?
->'''Sir Lancelot''': Well, it's... "Porker".
->'''Iris''': Yes, well, little boys can be very unkind. ({{Beat}}) And observant, too.
-->-- ''Film/DoctorInDistress1963''

->'''Sydney''': Now, now, don't excite yourself, Tatty.
->'''Miss Rubikov''': An' don't call me "Tatty"! Me name's Tatiana!
-->-- ''Film/DoctorInClover''

->'''Dr. Burke''': What's your name, Captain?
->'''Master-at-Arms''': "Humphrey". ({{Beat}}) But if you like, you can call me... "Hum", for short.
->'''Dr. Burke''': It's a good job your name isn't "''Bumfrey''", isn't it?
-->-- ''Film/DoctorInTrouble''

->'''Catherine:''' "When Lucas Hansen barfed in our fifth grade math class..."\\
'''Francine:''': "I know! Everybody called him Lucas Pucas!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Vomitrocious"

->'''Stella''': I know, poor Rogey-Podgy.
->'''Roger''': Don't say that. Rogey, not podgy. I'm fit!
-->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver''

->'''Johnny Cage:''' What's up, Thunder Lad?\\
'''[[ShockAndAwe Raiden]]:''' By the Elder Gods, I hate that nickname.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1''

->'''Scientist''':... Super ''Mass-Hole''? Is that really what he called himself?\\
'''Maxima''': No, that's part of a P.R. strategy to discourage super crime.
-->--''Webcomic/GrrlPower'' [[https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-1153-extra-stingtestrial/ #1153 – Extra Stingtestrial]]

'''The Fat Controller:''' [[Main/HoldingInLaughter ''(stifles laughter)'']]

'''The Fat Controller:''' [[Main/HoldingInLaughter (''stifles laughter'')]]

->'''Catherine Frensky''': "When Lucas Hansen barfed in our fifth grade math class..."
->'''Francine Frensky''': "I know! Everybody called him Lucas Pucas!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Vomitrocious"

->'''Manny Heffley''': "Bubby!"
->'''Gregory "Greg" Heffley''': "Mom, can you tell him to stop calling me that? What if someone hears?!"

->'''Sidney''': Now, now, don't excite yourself, Tatty.

->'''Iris''': Yes, well, little boys can be very unkind. (Beat) And observant, too.

->'''Jo''': Do not fight the ''Kwihuutsuu'', Tootie.
->'''Rae''': Do not call me Tootie!

->'''Marie Antoinette:''' Zis is the ze problem with being rich!
->'''Yakko:''' [[DemographicallyInappropriateHumour Your only other nickname is "Dick"?]]

-> '''Wally''': From now on, my nickname is 'The Wizard', it speaks of my guru status.
->'''Alice''': I think I'll call you 'The Lizard', it speaks of your small brain and lack of ambition.
->'''Wally''': Please don't.
->'''Alice''': Let's see which one catches on quicker.

->'''Jo''': Today we practice running like the wind, Tootie.
->'''Rae''': Tootie? It's just Rae. Or Ramona.

-->-- ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher Punisher]]'' #9

-> C'mon....c'mon. [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/30/jon-stewart-spoofs-anthony-bologna-occupy-wall-street-cop-chris-meloni_n_988634.html Anthony Bologna]]. ({{Beat}}) You and I both know that guy's name is Tony Baloney.

->"Mad Dog"? I hate that name. I hate it, you hear?! '''''NOBODY CALLS ME "MAD DOG"!''''' Especially not some duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash!

->'''Yakko:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Your only other nickname is "Dick"?]]

->'''Marie Antoinette:''' Ziz is the ze problem with being rich!

->'''Marie Antoinette:''' Ziz is the se problem with being rich!

->'''Pit''': Hey! It's Pittoo!\\

-->--''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros for Wii U'', Palutena's Guidance for Dark Pit

-->-- '''Buford Tannen'', ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartIII''