History Quotes / DumbMuscle

-->--' 'WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''

-->-- '''Nork Deddog,''' [[OurOgresAreHungrier Ogryn Bodyguard]], ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''

-->-- '''The Heavy''', ''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2'', "Meet The Heavy"''

-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

-->--'''Dave Meltzer''' on Wrestling/HulkHogan's 1998 Presidential run

-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-philadelphia-eagles-1250826152 Drew Magary]]'''

->''"I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000- The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers."''

-->-- '''ComicBook/NickFury''' regarding '''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''

-->-- '''The Heavy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', "Meet The Heavy"''

->'''Piccolo:''' ''[summing up [[QuirkyMinibossSquad a team of misfit minions]]]'' And that would make ''you'' no doubt [[TheBrute the big, tough, stupid one.]]
->'''Dorodabo:''' [[IResembleThatRemark You take that back or I'll kill you!]]
->'''Piccolo:''' Alright, alright, [[StealthInsult you're not tough.]]
->'''Dorodabo:''' That's better!
->'''Gohan:''' Wait, didn't you -
->'''Piccolo:''' Give him a minute.
->'''Dorodabo:''' ''[several seconds later]'' [[LateToThePunchline HEY!]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged: Lord Slug''

->''"Me Brock Lesnar''
->''Here comes the pain''
->''God built me strong''
->''Forget to give me brain"''

-->-- '''Nork Deddog,''' [[OurOgresAreHungrier Ogryn Bodyguard]], ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svend_Karlsen Svend Karlsen]]:''' You think this is very smart?
->'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Samuelsson Magnus Samuelsson]]:''' I think this is really stupid. It's freezing cold, wearing a t-shirt, lifting a two hundred kilo stone, but then again, if it were really clever, we wouldn't be strongmen, would we?
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KyQbnCee4&feature=youtu.be&t=32m7s World's Strongest Arms]]

->'''Batroc:''' Why is it that ze "muscle" in an operation always have to be so stupid?
->'''Klaw:''' The Rhino fought the Hulk and walked away. God help us all if he had a brain.
->'''Batroc:''' Good point!

->''"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough''
->''When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up''
->''I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know''
->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!"''

->'''Sasuke''': So this guy was one of your biggest rivals?
->'''Mikey''': [[VillainDecay Well he's not so tough anymore.]]
->'''Kin''': He's kinda stupid too.
->'''Raph''': That doesn't even come close to describing [[TheBrute Hun]]!

->Masato isn't an idiot... He's a muscle idiot! You leave the muscle part off and his idiocy will vanish along with it!

->''"I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. [[SurroundedByIdiots I see I overestimated you.]]"''

->''"I wanted [[WorldsStrongestMan The Mountain]] to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head."''

-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''Punisher: P.O.V.''

->'''Nova''': No offense is intended by the following statement, but out of all of you I trust him most. The motivations of an unrefined brute are by far the easiest to predict, and from those predictions ascertain his actions, or redirect his focus.... Demonstration. KEN, THAT BOULDER JUST CALLED YOU AN IDIOT AND INSISTS IT IS STRONGER!\\

'''Ken''': Well, fuck you, Boulder!\\

->''Metallic metaphors work best on Nick. [[TheBigGuy Iron sinews]]...[[GentleGiant heart of gold]]...[[TheDitz mind like a steel anvil]]...[[AttentionDeficitOohShiny attention span of lawrencium-258]].''

->'''Alex:''' You think so slowly that by the time you've opened your mouth, I've had time to hear the sentence twice.
->'''Onyx:''' See how fast you think when I split your head open.
->'''Alex:''' Right, brutal violence. Your go-to solution to every problem. It ever occur to you this is why [[BigBad Richard]] has been [[PassedOverPromotion passing you over?]] He needs someone whose CV doesn't start and end with "[[TheBrute sociopathic killing machine]]."
-->--''[[Literature/AlexVerus Bound]]''

-->--''WebVideo/CriticalRole''

-->--''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''

->''You may be as dumb as hog fat, but you're as strong as an ox.''
-->--'''An overseer''' to '''Kunta Kinte/Toby''', ''[[Series/Roots1977 Roots]]'', Part 3

-->--'''Azra Livbar''', ''VideoGame/DefendersQuest'', in a journal entry on {{the berserker}} Slak

->'''Tannis''': Get off this ECHO frequency, you protein-guzzling buffoon! I'm trying to convey-\\
'''Mr. Torgue''': THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES. '''''APOLOGIZE.'''''
-->--''VideoGame/Borderlands2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage''

->These muscle-bound types are all so predictable. They pump themselves into a righteous steroid frenzy, thinking power is the answer to all problems. They actually believe their granite fists can gain for them what their puny intellects cannot. [[PsychopathicManchild It is much like dealing with a child. A half-ton child but a child nonetheless.]] And this infantile berserker is backed by almost unlimited might. But it will benefit him little. In the end, the mind always proves to be the most powerful muscle.
-->--'''ComicBook/{{Thanos}}''' on dealing with the '''Champion of the Universe,''' ''The Thanos Quest''

'''Grimlock:''' [[GoneHorriblyRight Lucky]] '''[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge you.]]'''
-->--''VideoGame/TransformersFallOfCybertron''

-->--'''Bullhorn''' on '''Thug #1''', ''Film/BlackDynamite''

->'''Queen:''' She also said that [[EatingTheEyeCandy she admires all those muscles]]. It's a pity that the biggest one is between your ears.
->'''Hercules:''' What?! That's unfair; there's [[IResembleThatRemark nothing between my ears!]]

->'''Prince''': Father, what is it with [[TheBrute this guy]]?
->'''Doctor Man''': I created him for power. Take no account of his stupidity.
-->--''Series/ChoudenshiBioman''

->'''Variabeauty member:''' Sorry, kids, but if you think you're getting any further, then you've thought wrong.
->[[spoiler:'''Beat:''']] Joke's on you, pal; I ain't thought a single thing since you started talkin'!
->'''Fret:''' ...Somehow that still sounded intimidating.
-->--''VideoGame/NeoTheWorldEndsWithYou''

-->--'''ComicBook/{{Batwoman}}''' to '''La Dama''' on dealing with demons like Abaddon and Morax, ''WesternAnimation/CatwomanHunted''

-->--'''Rasho Mastbreaker''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Stormblood'', regarding Grynewaht pyr Arvina

-->--'''Yearbook Character Page''', ''Franchise/HomestarRunner''

-''"If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb and strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One time, his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. And so he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong."''

-->--''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->'''Tannis''': Get off this ECHO frequency, you protein-guzzling buffoon! I am trying to convey-\\
'''Mr. Torgue''': THAT SENTENCE HAS TOO MANY SYLLABLES. '''''APOLOGIZE.'''''

->'''Hercules:''' What? There's [[IResembleThatRemark nothing between my ears!]]

'''Grimlock:''' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Lucky]] '''[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge you.]]'''