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->'''Jason''': Carmageddon. It's a racing game where you get points for driving like a psycho. Hee hee - watch the pedestrians run for their lives.\\
'''Paige''': This seems really familiar. Have I ever played it?\\
'''Jason''': I doubt it. I just borrowed it from Marcus this morning.\\
'''Paige''':It's weird, I swear I've been in this car.\\
'''Jason''': You know, now that you mention it...\\
'''Peter''': Paige, I'm going to the mall. Need a ride?
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->'''Dorien''': No Sharon?
->'''Tracey''': She's out doin' 'er drivin' lesson.
->'''Dorien''': Ah. Thought the streets of Chigwell were very quiet.
->'''Tracey''': She only been gone 'alf an hour, she carn 'ave killed everyone.
-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS5E3NonStarter Non-Starter]]"
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->'''Buzz:''' I have no idea who taught you to fly, oh, but they should probably lose their license.\\
'''Flynn:''' What's a license?
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/{{Skylanders}} Skylanders: Trap Team]]''
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->[[Characters/StarsAndSTRIPE Stargirl]], you have great road rage in your heart. You belong with the [[TheBerserker Red Lantern Corps]].
-->--'''Red lantern ring''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueAction''
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-> Um... I'm okay with you driving my car; I-I'm not okay with you ''flying'' my car.
-->-- '''Leonard Hofstadter''' to Bernadette, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "[[Recap/TheBigBangTheoryS7E3TheScavengerVortex The Scavenger Vortex]]"
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->You don’t mind, I suppose," said Bundle after a minute or two, "if I drive rather fast? I started later than I meant to do."\\
It had seemed to Anthony that they were proceeding at a terrific speed already, but he soon saw that that was nothing compared to what Bundle could get out of the Panhard if she tried.\\
"Some people," said Bundle, as she slowed down momentarily to pass through a village, "are terrified of my driving. Poor old father, for instance. Nothing would induce him to come up with me in this old bus."\\
Privately, Anthony thought Lord Caterham was entirely justified. Driving with Bundle was not a sport to be indulged in by nervous, middle-aged gentlemen.\\
"But you don’t seem nervous a bit," continued Bundle approvingly, as she swept round a corner on two wheels.\\
"I’m in pretty good training, you see," explained Anthony gravely. "Also," he added, as an afterthought, “I’m rather in a hurry myself."\\
"Shall I speed her up a bit more?" asked Bundle kindly.\\
"Good Lord, no," said Anthony hastily. "We’re averaging about fifty as it is."
-->--''Literature/TheSecretOfChimneys''
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I have ridden in a taxi in the Argentinean city of Mar del Plata (literally, [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace "Cover your eyes"]]), where (a) nobody ever drives slower than 65 miles per hour, including inside parking garages, and (b) at night, many motorists drive with their headlights off, because--a taxi driver told me this, and he was absolutely serious--[[SkewedPriorities this extends the life of your bulbs]]. (When he told me this, we were in a major traffic jam caused by an accident involving a truck and a horse.)\\\
I have also ridden on a bus in China, plowing through humongous traffic snarls involving trucks, cars, bicycles, ox-drawn carts and pedestrians, all aggressively vying for the same space, and where the bus driver would sometimes physically push pedestrians out of the way. I don't mean with his hands. [[CarFu I mean with the BUS.]]\\\

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I have ridden in a taxi in the Argentinean city of Mar del Plata (literally, [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace "Cover your eyes"]]), where (a) nobody ever drives slower than 65 miles per hour, including inside parking garages, and (b) at night, many motorists drive with their headlights off, because--a taxi driver told me this, and he was absolutely serious--[[SkewedPriorities this serious--this extends the life of your bulbs]].bulbs. (When he told me this, we were in a major traffic jam caused by an accident involving a truck and a horse.)\\\
I have also ridden on a bus in China, plowing through humongous traffic snarls involving trucks, cars, bicycles, ox-drawn carts and pedestrians, all aggressively vying for the same space, and where the bus driver would sometimes physically push pedestrians out of the way. I don't mean with his hands. [[CarFu I mean with the BUS.]]\\\\\\
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->I saw a pickup truck, with its horn blaring and its driver [[FlippingTheBird forming a sort of salute with one raised finger]].\\

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->I saw a pickup truck, with its horn blaring and its driver [[FlippingTheBird forming a sort of salute with one raised finger]].finger.\\
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->'''The Dark Overlord''': The world is in great danger.\\
'''ComicBook/HowardTheDuck''': Yeah, it certainly is when *you're* out on the highway!
-->--''Film/HowardTheDuck''
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->'''Tomo''': Hey! What'd you stop for?!\\
'''Tomo and Yukari''': Loser! Loser!\\
'''Kaorin''': ''(frantically pointing at the traffic light)'' '''IT'S ''RED''!!!!!'''
-->-- ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''
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'''Chiyo''': Huh? Oh, no, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord neow]], I'm completely fine.\\
'''Kagura''': "[[ObviouslyNotFine Neow]]"? Does she speed?\\

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'''Chiyo''': Huh? Oh, no, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord neow]], neow]] I'm completely fine.\\
''completely'' fine. ''(starts to descend into a PTSD episode)''\\
'''Kagura''': "[[ObviouslyNotFine Neow]]"? Does she speed?\\speed or something?\\
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->'''Kagura''': So what is this Yukarimobile thing?\\
'''Tomo''': Well, Chiyo-chan rode in it last year and was deeply psychologically scarred for life.\\
'''Kagura''': Was it that bad, Chiyo-chan?\\
'''Chiyo''': Huh? Oh, no, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord neow]], I'm completely fine.\\
'''Kagura''': "[[ObviouslyNotFine Neow]]"? Does she speed?\\
'''Chiyo''': She doesn't speed that much, but there are times she goes too fast, and other times incredibly slow. Miss Yukari really should check her sides more often... and behind... please, Miss Yukari, please look behind you too... and sometimes I get the feeling she doesn't see the traffic lights or pedestrians...\\
'''Kagura''': So basically, she's totally no good at it.\\
'''Tomo and Yomi''': ''(nodding in unison)'' Mm-hmm.
-->-- ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''
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'''Yukari''': Sorry, it must have been in reverse, huh?\\

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'''Yukari''': Sorry, it I must have been in reverse, huh?\\
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''(Yukari and Tomo laugh)''\\

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''(Yukari and Tomo laugh)''\\'''Yukari''': ''(chuckles)''\\
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->'''Kaorin''': '''WHAT?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?!!!!'''

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->'''Kaorin''': '''WHAT?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?!!!!'''HERE?!!!!'''\\
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->'''Kaorin''': '''WHAT?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?!!!!'''
'''Yukari''': 'Kay, that was really weird. Oh?\\
'''Kaorin''': '''WHAT IS IT?!'''\\
''(the car is set to reverse)''\\
'''Yukari''': Sorry, it must have been in reverse, huh?\\
'''Tomo''': Man, you're so bad, Yukari.\\
''(Yukari and Tomo laugh)''\\
'''Kaorin''': ''(whimpers and [[ColorFailure turns completely white]])''
-->-- ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''
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''(As Kaorin freezes in complete panic, the other girls slowly turn their heads to look at Nyamo's car)''\\

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''(As Kaorin freezes in complete panic, the other girls girls, realizing somebody seems to be missing, slowly turn their heads to look at Nyamo's car)''\\
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->'''Kagura''': That's the car that psychologically scarred Chiyo-chan two years ago.\\
'''Kaorin''': '''[[OhCrap P-Psychologically scarred?!]]'''\\
'''Osaka''': Ah! Chiyo-chan already made it safe to Miss Nyamo's car!\\
'''Kaorin''': What kind of driving are we talking about?!
-->-- ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''
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->''Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.''
-->--'''Raoul Duke''', ''Film/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''
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'''Ann''': Haru?\\

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->''(giggles)'' I think I'll be just fine. In fact, I have a special technique that'll make your head spin.
-->-- '''Haru Okumura''', ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers''

->Um, so I've never really told you guys this... But the moment Haru's hands touch the wheel...
-->-- '''Makoto Niijima''', on Haru Okumura's driving skills, ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers''

->'''Zenkichi''': They're not here yet, huh? Guess I'm a little early. Maybe I'll just keep working on the...\\
''(screech, crash)''\\
'''Zenkichi''': What the hell!?\\
''(The Phantom Thieves enter, all except Haru in varying states of terror.)''\\
'''Zenkichi''': Whoa, speak of the devil. Uh... Well, you guys got here quick.\\

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->''(giggles)'' I think I'll be just fine. In fact, I ->'''Makoto''': ''(nervously)'' You know, Haru... You don't have a special technique that'll make your head spin.
-->-- '''Haru Okumura''', ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers''

->Um, so I've never really told you guys this... But the moment Haru's hands touch the wheel...
-->-- '''Makoto Niijima''', on Haru Okumura's driving skills, ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers''

->'''Zenkichi''': They're not here yet, huh? Guess I'm a little early. Maybe I'll just keep working on the...
to force yourself.\\
''(screech, crash)''\\
'''Zenkichi''': What
'''Sophia''': Hmm... Makoto is looking paler than ever now.\\
'''Haru''': ''(sighs)''\\
'''Ryuji''': You don't gotta be nervous. Just take it nice and slow.\\
'''Haru''': ...Heh.\\
'''Ann''': Haru?\\
'''Haru''': ''(giggles)'' I think I'll be just fine. In fact, I have a special technique that'll make your head spin.\\
'''Futaba''': Uh, is she okay? I'm gettin' a bad feeling about this...\\
'''Joker''': Just drive safe./What's this "technique"?/We're in your hands.\\
'''Makoto''': Um, so I've never really told you guys this... But
the hell!?\\
''(The Phantom Thieves enter, all except Haru in varying states of terror.)''\\
'''Zenkichi''':
moment Haru's hands touch the wheel...\\
'''Haru''': ''Get ready to shift into overdrive!''
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Whoa, speak of the devil. Uh... Well, you guys got here quick.\\
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->''(giggles)'' I think I'll be just fine. In fact, I have a special technique that'll make your head spin.
-->-- '''Haru Okumura''', ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers''
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'''Morgana''': ''(inarticulate, weak meow)''\\

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->'''Zenkichi''': Whoa, speak of the devil. Uh... Well, you guys got here quick.\\
'''Ann''': ''I thought we were gonna die...''\\

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->'''Zenkichi''': They're not here yet, huh? Guess I'm a little early. Maybe I'll just keep working on the...\\
''(screech, crash)''\\
'''Zenkichi''': What the hell!?\\
''(The Phantom Thieves enter, all except Haru in varying states of terror.)''\\
'''Zenkichi''':
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'''Ann''': ''I ''(gasps) I thought we were gonna die...''\\



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->Ah... Ahahahahahah! E-Everyone's okay, right...? You know, I'm proud of my driving record, in a way... I've never killed anyone! Ahaha... Hahahahaha!
-->-- '''Maya Amano''', ''VideoGame/Persona2: Innocent Sin''

->Um, so I've never really told you guys this... But the moment Haru's hands touch the wheel...
-->-- '''Makoto Niijima''', on Haru Okumura's driving skills, ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers''
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'''Zenkichi''': Hey, Okumura. What happened.\\

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->'''Zenkichi''': Whoa, speak of the devil. Uh... Well, you guys got here quick.\\
'''Ann''': ''I thought we were gonna die...''\\
'''Futaba''': I think we already did... My soul's barely tethered to my body.\\
'''Ryuji''': Urp--gonna puke...\\
'''Zenkichi''': O...kay?\\
'''Yusuke''': My apologies, Haru, but I request you steer clear of the driver's seat from now on. I only have so many lives left...\\
'''Morgana''': (inarticulate meowing noise)\\
'''Sophia''': Meowgana's unconscious. Wake him up.\\
'''Zenkichi''': Hey, Okumura. What happened.\\
'''Haru''': Um... I was just driving normally... I think.
-->-- The aftermath of letting Haru drive, ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers''

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