History Quotes / DitzyGenius

->'''American Soldier''': Вы советские шпионы? (Are you Soviet spies?)
->'''Daniel Jackson''' (instantly): Nyet. (No)\\
->'''Jack O'Neill''': Daniel?\\
->'''Daniel Jackson''': He just asked if we were Soviet spies, [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I just...]]\\
->'''American Soldier''' (to O'Neill): Come with me.\\
->'''Jack O'Neill''': Sure, you bet.\\
->'''Jack O'Neill''' (to Daniel on the way past): [[DeadpanSnarker Nyet!?]]

-->-- '''Robert Evans''' on Jack Parsons, ''Postcast/BehindTheBastards''

-->'''Cale:''' I'll tell you a secret, this guy's ''nuts!''\\
'''Korso:''' I'll tell you one more, he's ''never wrong.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TitanAe'', regarding Gune

-->--About Gune, ''WesternAnimation/TitanAe'',

'''Main Character:''' As near as I can tell, Mitsunari's a genius. He's kind, too.\\
(I'll leave out the part where he [[ForgetsToEat can't remember to feed himself]] and [[CluelessChickMagnet innocently breaks women's hearts]].)

->'''Katara:''' You've been hallucinating on [[GRatedDrug cactus juice]] all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!
->'''Sokka:''' I have a natural curiosity.
--> ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-->'''Music/BarenakedLadies''', 'Falling for the First Time'

-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->'''Asa:''' How did Ami-sensei manage to contact [[MagicalLand the Garden of Days]] instead of UsefulNotes/{{Mars}}?
->'''Yoko:''' How did she manage it at ''all''? Communication between different universes isn't even supposed to be possible, and she's just a ditzy science teacher!
->'''Asa:''' A really smart ditzy science teacher.
-->''Fanfic/FutariWaPrettyCureBlueMoon'', Episode 14: "Ami-sensei's Sick? A Class Visit!"

->''"Man, for a smart guy, he sure is dumb!”''
-->--'''Tuddrussel''', succinctly describing {{Creator/Confucius}}, ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'' [[note]] In Confucius' defense, he couldn't really learn anything from [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption Tuddrussel's corrective methods]] [[/note]]

->'''Lana:''' But seriously, how in the hell did you think Ireland was an Axis power? \\

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "The Archer Sanction"

-->'''BarenakedLadies''', 'Falling for the First Time'

-->--''Series/{{Archer}}'', "The Archer Sanction"

'''Sterling:''' ''[chuckling]'' Oh, my God, I think this whole time I was actually thinking of Romania. But only as an inevitable consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia.\\

-->'''Tuddrussel''', succinctly describing {{Creator/Confucius}}, ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'' [[note]] In Confucius' defense, he couldn't really learn anything from [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption Tuddrussel's corrective methods]] [[/note]]

-->'''Tuddrussel''', succinctly describing Creator/Confucius, ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'' [[note]] In Confucius' defense, he couldn't really learn anything from [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption Tuddrussel's corrective methods]] [[/note]]

-->'''Tuddrussel''', succinctly describing Creator/Confucius, ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'' [ [ note ] ] In Confucius' defense, he couldn't really learn anything from [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption Tuddrussel's corrective methods]] [ [ /note ] ]

->''"Creator/AndyWarhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.”''\\
--'''Creator/GoreVidal"''

->'''Asa:''' How did Ami-sensei manage to contact [[MagicalLand the Garden of Days]] instead of [[TheRedPlanet Mars]]?

->'''Katara:''' You've been hallucinating on [[GRatedDrug cactus juice]] all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!
->'''Sokka:''' I have a natural curiosity.
--> ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

--> ''AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->'''Katara:''' You've been hallucinating on [[GRatedDrug cactus juice]] all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of the cave?

->'''Katara:''' You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of the cave?

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