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->''"It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious."''
-->--'''Annie''', ''Film/{{Hereditary}}''
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->'''Buffy Summers''': I have something that the other girls didn't have.\\
'''Merrick Jamison-Smythe''': And what might that be, pray?\\
'''Buffy''': My keen fashion sense!\\
'''Merrick''': Oh, vampires of the world beware.
-->--''Film/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
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->'''Goat''': Be sober, be vigilant, because your adversary the Devil walketh about seeking whom he may devour.\\
'''Dean Portman''': That's real comforting Goat, that ain't freaking me out at all.
-->--''Film/{{Doom}}''
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->'''Wynne:''' Have you given any thought to your future, Shale?
->'''Shale:''' I was thinking I might, oh, join the Chantry. Become Divine. And have giant Andraste golems fashioned to conquer the lands!
->'''Wynne:''' Truly?
->'''Shale:''' No-ooo.

->'''Shale:''' I have a question it may be able to answer, elder mage.
->'''Wynne:''' Must it always be "elder mage?" I am not a wizened old crone just yet.
->'''Shale:''' Would it prefer "mage well past her prime, don't mind the sagging bits?"

->'''Teagan:''' It's... Tomas, yes? And who are these people with you? They are obviously not simple travelers.
->'''Shale:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, good eye!]]

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->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': I hope this isn't too cramped for you. That door heads to your bath. The other, to a game room. And you also have this far your amusement. Naturally, you have the run of the mansion.\\
'''Damian Wayne''': Of course. I know that. Prepare some tea, Pennyworth.\\
'''Alfred''': Brown sugar instead of white, fresh-cut lemon. A china cup. Perhaps master would like some warm mixed nuts and a moist hand towel.\\
'''Damian''': Watch yourself, Pennyworth. I'm not so young that I don't understand sarcasm.\\
'''Alfred''': While I am much too old to care.
-->--''WesternAnimation/SonOfBatman''
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->'''Grifter''': I like your style, Batman. A pity we never teamed up when the world still existed.\\
'''Batman''': Batman and Grifter, the boy idiot.
-->--''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueTheFlashpointParadox''
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->'''Mark Russell:''' Jesus.\\
'''Vivienne Graham:''' yeah?
-->-- Mark Russell when seeing an InhumanHuman Vivienne for the first time, ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon''

->'''San[[spoiler:-2]]:''' brothers there is a problem\\
'''Ichi: THERE IS ALWAYS A PROBLEM WHAT NOW'''\\
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'''Ni:''' WHAT A NUISANCE I'VE ONLY JUST [[HydraProblem COME BACK]]
-->-- Ghidorah's [[MultipleHeadCase three heads]], ''Abraxas'' (Hrodvitnon)
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->'''Nero the Hero''': You're blocking me, Cleopatra! My fans want to see me!\\
'''Cleopatra''': Why, they've never seen a has-been before?
-->--''Film/DeathRace2000''

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->'''Vincent: "Patience is the chief virtue for those who have faith." Mahatma Gandhi, New Delhi, 1946.\\

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->'''Judge Dredd''': I'm wondering when you'd remember you left your helmet behind.\\
'''Cassandra Anderson''': Sir, a helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities.\\
'''Dredd''': Think a bullet might interfere with them more.
-->--''Film/{{Dredd}}''
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->'''Superman''': Nice outfit.\\
'''Lois Lane''': Thanks. If I knew I was gonna be abducted, I might have skipped the heels.
-->--''WesternAnimation/SupermanUnbound''
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->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': Late night playing cards, Master Bruce?\\
'''Batman''': Something like that. How did you know?\\
'''Alfred''': I believe tradition for hiding these up one's sleeve.\\
'''Batman''': Was that sarcasm, Alfred?\\
'''Alfred''': Mild teasing, at best. I'm being uncharacteristically gentle with you mainly because you're bleeding all over my nice clean floor.
-->--''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueDoom''
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->'''Vincent: "Patience is the chief virtue for those who have faith." Mahatma Gandhi, New Delhi, 1946.\\
'''Lt. Mike London''': "Up your ass." Lieutenant Mike London, Shit Creek, the year is now.
-->--''Film/HellOfTheLivingDead''
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->'''Sgt. Schenley''': Well, they have one thing in common.\\
'''Inspector Trout''': If you say they all died mysteriously, I'll bloody kill you.
-->--''Film/TheAbominableDrPhibes''
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->'''Ares''': You seem as eager to meet me on the battlefield as you once did in the bedroom, Hippolyta.\\
'''Hippolyta''': I only hope you prove more skilled in this arena, Ares.
-->--''WesternAnimation/WonderWoman2009''
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->'''Mistress''': Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk.\\
'''Sal Maroni''': What makes you think I want to hear you talk?
-->--''Film/TheDarkKnight''
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->'''Bruce Wayne''': You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me?\\
'''Alfred Pennyworth''': You can tell me the Russian for "Apply your own bloody suntan lotion."
-->--''Film/TheDarkKnight''
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->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': Master Wayne, you've been gone a long time.\\
'''Bruce Wayne''': Yes I have.\\
'''Alfred''': You look very fashionable. Apart from the mud.
-->--''Film/BatmanBegins''
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->''"Zombie! Carl's a zombie! No longer a soulless, mindless, walking-dead corporate zombie, but a real zombie!"''
-->--'''Iggy''', ''Film/TheSlaughter''
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->''"I thought it'd be nicer. I mean, not that it's not nice. It's just, it's on fire."''
-->--'''Bruce Banner''' on Asgard, ''Film/ThorRagnarok''
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->'''Wong''': I am now the guardian of these books. So if a volume from this collection should be stolen again, I'd know it, and you'd be dead before you ever left the compound.\\
'''Stephen Strange''': What if it's just overdue? You know. Any late fees I should know about? Maiming, perhaps?
-->--''Film/DoctorStrange2016''
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->'''Hank Pym''': Darren, how the hell did you get in here?\\
'''Darren Cross''': You left the front door open, Hank. It's official; you're old.
-->--''Film/AntMan1''
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->'''Dr. Helen Cho''': You'll be made of you, Mr. Barton. Your own girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Clint Barton]]''': Well, I don't have a girlfriend.\\
'''Cho''': That I can't fix.
-->--''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''
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->'''Alexander Pierce''': I work forty floors away and it takes a hijacking for you to visit?\\
'''ComicBook/NickFury''': Well, a nuclear war would do it too.
-->--''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''
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->'''[[ComicBook/TheFalcon Sam Wilson]]''': 41st floor! 41st!\\
'''ComicBook/NickFury''': It's not like they put the floor numbers on the outside of the building!
-->--''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''
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->'''Jonathan Mardukas''': What you think Serrano is most afraid of?\\
'''Jack Walsh''': Going cross-country with you!
-->--''Film/MidnightRun''
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->'''Jonathan Mardukas''': I'll give you whatever you want.\\
'''Jack Walsh''': Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya.
-->--''Film/MidnightRun''
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->'''Volstagg''': Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.\\
'''Fandral''': Nonsense, my rotund friend. If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!
-->--''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld''
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->'''ComicBook/LadySif''': I've got this completely under control!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Thor}}''': Is that why everything's on fire?
-->--''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld''

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