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--->'''Mom''': What have you boys been up to all weekend?\\
---> '''Brak:''' We've been playing Headkicker.\\
--->'''Zorak:''' ''I've'' been playing. ''You've'' been getting a red-ass beatdown.\\
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheBrakShow'', "Time Machine"
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Oh, he's pushing his way through, he's trying to fight that car, but the car seems to have the upper hand... Oh! He's got a little bit of push back there... Oh no, he just got ran over and chewed up by the tyres. I guess that's another one for the cars. ''[[{{Corpsing}} [laughs]]]'' I mean, wouldn't the cars always win?"''

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Oh, he's pushing his way through, he's trying to fight that car, but the car seems to have the upper hand... Oh! He's got a little bit of push back there... Oh no, he just got ran over and chewed up by the tyres. I guess that's another one for the cars. ''[[{{Corpsing}} [laughs]]]'' I '' [''[[{{Corpsing}} laughs]]''] ''I mean, wouldn't the cars always win?"''
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-->-- '''Bane''' to {{Franchise/Batman}}, ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

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-->-- '''Bane''' ComicBook/{{Bane}} to {{Franchise/Batman}}, ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''
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->[Summer] heard Peter's booming laugh explode as he charged with his axe out, hurling himself forward. With Glynda tying up Pyrrha's [[StormOfBlades cloud of weaponry]], Peter could throw himself through the whirling steel to trade blows directly with Salem's General. Axe met sword in a tremendous clash, as Bart fired relentlessly, leading a team of student gunners to unleash as much firepower as they could against her in a broadside.\\
But it didn't bring Summer much hope to see it.\\
They didn't stand a chance.\\
Without the pressure of Summer's [[DeadlyGaze Silver Eyes]], nothing was keeping Pyrrha's own powers in check. The pugilist was flung backwards with only a glance, Peter's incredible strength was nothing against hers, and Pyrrha could duel a ''hundred'' foes at once if she needed to. The attack was fought off nearly as soon as it had begun, with Pyrrha once more on the offensive, her weaponry everywhere, with jets of black flame suddenly bursting forth from the floor. Glynda did all she could to shield the students, but it was a rout. Black clouds of poison and fire swirled through the room as Pyrrha's power only seemed to ''grow'' as more joined the battle, the ground ''cracking'' beneath her as her rage grew more and more terrible, the students powerless against a foe so far beyond them.
-->-- ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfRemnant''

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-->-- '''[[NonActionGuy Usopp]]''', [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments after he and a camel got their asses kicked off-screen by]] [[DanceBattler Mr. 2 Bon Clay]], ''Manga/OnePiece''

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-->-- '''[[NonActionGuy Usopp]]''', [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments '''Usopp'', after he and a camel got their asses kicked off-screen by]] by [[DanceBattler Mr. 2 Bon Clay]], ''Manga/OnePiece''



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->After travelling some distance he came to a field where a host of soldiers were lying dead. And he called: ''If there is any man left alive here, speak up and tell me: who killed all this mighty force?'' Just one man was left alive, and he answered. ''All this mighty force was killed by Maria Morevna, the beautiful queen.''
-->-- ''Literature/TheDeathOfKoscheiTheDeathless''
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'''Tony:''' Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he [[ColonyDrop wiped my face with a planet]] while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the store.

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'''Tony:''' Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he [[ColonyDrop wiped my face with a planet]] while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the store.stone.
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->'''Woodmon:''' I am Woodmon, I cannot be defeated!\\
'''Flamedramon:''' Flame Shield! (''tackles Woodmon into a Control Spire'')\\
'''Woodmon:''' [[ThisCannotBe Hey, I'm being defeated!]]
-->-- ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02''
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->''"I tried to upload this to Pornhub, but they rejected me and said that they don't take rape videos. Omfg this was just an onslaught, holy shit."''
-->-- WebSite/YouTube viewer on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tP8_onP0Js "Aizen vs. Everyone"]], ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''
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->'''[[BigBad Chuckles]]:''' [[HostileShowTakeover Aha! Then you might NOT be the hero of this story! I still have a chance to destroy you!]]\\
'''Space Narrator:''' Welcome to the heroic exploits of [[RecycledInSpace DAVE THE SPACE BARBARIAN!]]\\
'''Chuckles:''' Err. Slight chance?\\
'''Space Narrator:''' Today's episode: Chuckles gets beat like a cheap drum.\\
'''Chuckles:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm doomed.]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'', "A Pig's Story"

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-->--''[[Creator/ImageComics Maestros]]''

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-->--''Creator/ImageComics Maestros''

->'''Titania''': "Everyone will be talking about me! Titania! The woman who killed Thor!"\\
'''ComicBook/TheMightyThor''': "Mayhap, woman." (flinging her beyond the horizon) "When icicles doth grace Surter's fiery realm."
-->-- ''ComicBook/SecretWars1984''

->"Battle, however, is an unlikely word for such a one-sided affair".
-->-- '''Narrator''', ''ComicBook/LegionOfSuperHeroes ComicBook/TheGreatDarknessSaga''

->'''Blue Beetle:''' "One punch! ONE PUNCH!"\\
'''ComicBook/BlackCanary:''' Batman ''belted'' him-- and I ''missed'' it?!
-->-- ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueInternational''
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->This time I was "prepared" for our [[TheBrute Traveler]] - so I thought. Rigged flashes in hopes of stunning It & weighted net. Nabbed It - and by It I mean HER - [[SamusIsAGirl positive It's female]] now. [[BladeBelowTheShoulder Blade-like weapon]] cut thru netting like thread. (SHARP - 16 stitches in my neck to prove it.) [[LightningBruiser Very fast, very strong]] - She snapped my ribs with a back hand. Think I would have been a goner if a cab hadn't taken a wrong turn into the docks.

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->This ->''"This time I was "prepared" for our [[TheBrute Traveler]] - so I thought. Rigged flashes in hopes of stunning It & weighted net. Nabbed It - and by It I mean HER - [[SamusIsAGirl positive It's female]] now. [[BladeBelowTheShoulder Blade-like weapon]] cut thru netting like thread. (SHARP - 16 stitches in my neck to prove it.) [[LightningBruiser Very fast, very strong]] - She snapped my ribs with a back hand. Think I would have been a goner if a cab hadn't taken a wrong turn into the docks."''



->''This isn't a fair fight. This is barely exercise. You outclass every fighter that the Medusa's Head has to offer, battering them senseless without needing to concentrate. Did you pay that bill? When is the coalman coming tomorrow? Why are people giving you rostygold? Oh, that's right.''

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->''This ->''"This isn't a fair fight. This is barely exercise. You outclass every fighter that the Medusa's Head has to offer, battering them senseless without needing to concentrate. Did you pay that bill? When is the coalman coming tomorrow? Why are people giving you rostygold? Oh, that's right.''"''
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->''"gg ez"''[[note]]"good game, easy"[[/note]]
-->-- '''Many players''' in ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''[[note]]to the point where the in-game chat now censors this specific line by changing it to other phrases.[[/note]]
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->''"[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech How does it feel to have your life slowly ground away by one-sided violence]]?"''

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->''"[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech How does it feel to have your life slowly ground away crushed by one-sided violence]]?"''overwhelming force, with no hope of fighting back]]?"''
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->'''Cyber-Leader:''' Daleks, be warned: [[ThisMeansWar you have declared war]] upon the Cybermen.
'''Dalek Sec:''' This is not "war." This is PEST CONTROL!

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->'''Cyber-Leader:''' Daleks, be warned: [[ThisMeansWar you have declared war]] upon the Cybermen.
Cybermen.\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' This is not "war." war. This is PEST CONTROL!
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->''"[[ThisMeansWar You declare war on the]] [[spoiler:Cybermen?]]"''
->''"This is not war. It is PEST CONTROL!"''
-->-- A Dalek, while annihilating [[spoiler:the Cybermen]], ''Series/DoctorWho''

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->''"[[ThisMeansWar You declare war on the]] [[spoiler:Cybermen?]]"''
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->'''Cyber-Leader:''' Daleks, be warned: [[ThisMeansWar you have declared war]] upon the Cybermen.
'''Dalek Sec:''' This
is not war. It "war." This is PEST CONTROL!"''
CONTROL!
-->-- A Dalek, while annihilating [[spoiler:the Cybermen]], ''Series/DoctorWho''
''Series/DoctorWho'', "Doomsday"
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->''"I could see how it would end when it started. From the beginning their abilities... well, their species... were on a different level. The game was beyond one-sided. They destroyed them."''
-->-- '''Kobayashi''', ''Manga/MissKobayashisDragonMaid''
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->''"All that for a drop of blood."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Thanos}}''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''
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->''This isn't a fair fight. This is barely exercise. You outclass every fighter that the Medusa's Head has to offer, battering them senseless without needing to concentrate. Did you pay that bill? When is the coalman coming tomorrow? Why are people giving you rostygold? Oh, that's right.''
-->-- ''Text upon succession of the "fight in the pit fight" challenge'', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
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->''It was known that [[DecadentCourt anyone of significance who fomented discontent or posed a real threat to the rule of the emperor]] might be visited by [[TheDreaded the First Blade]]. I had never stirred such controversy but I always imagined, if such an encounter took place, I could put up a respectable fight. I never got the chance. Taken unawares, [[LightningBruiser I was disarmed before I even knew what was happening]]. Had he sought my death, [[IfIWantedYouDead I would not have even witnessed the killing stroke fall]].''
-->-- '''Journal of [[BigGood Inquisitor Creed]]''', ''Videogame/GrimDawn''
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->''"My apologies."''
-->-- '''Shoto Todoroki''' before serving one of these to an opponent, ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''
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->'''Krillin''': YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIEN- ''(Cell slaps him)''
->'''Vegeta''': Now, prepare to feel the wrath OF '''SUPER VEGETA-''' ''(Cell slaps him)''
->'''Trunks''': I won't let you destroy another future- ''[[RuleOfThree (Cell slaps him)]]''
->'''Perfect Cell''': Now I'm going to go throw a tournament. Later, breeders!
-->--''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged 3.5]]''
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->'''Will:''' You know what's the coolest thing about being [[SorcerousOverlord Maestro?]] The badass upgrades. Check it out. [''sticks his finger into the crystal ball'']
->'''Babin Kuk:''' You will live out your days in my agony intensifier, boy! So swears [[EvilSorcerer Babin Kuk the Obdurate]]!
->'''Will:''' YO, MR COUNTRY-COMES-TO-TOWN... BUH-BYEEEE!
->[''Will's [[FingerPokeOfDoom now-gigantic finger]] descends from the sky and incinerates Babin Kuk with a blast of magic'']
->'''Will:''' Easy-peasy lemon squeezy. [''to Wren''] You wanna smoothie? Let's get a smoothie.
-->--''[[Creator/ImageComics Maestros]]''
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->What can I say of the battle? I can tell you that it was not a battle. [[EldritchAbomination Death incarnate]] was before us, and like fools we marched towards it with spears and bows. What surprise is it that we were no different to a sacrifice? Our very finest, walking of our own will into the slaughter pit. A tragedy only outmatched by our folly.
-->--''Quetzacthulhu'', by Set Sytes
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-->--'''Colossus''', ''Film/{{Deadpool}}''

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-->--'''Colossus''', ''Film/{{Deadpool}}''
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'''Tony:''' Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he wiped my face with a planet while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the store.

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'''Tony:''' Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he [[ColonyDrop wiped my face with a planet planet]] while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the store.
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->'''Steve:''' Tony, you fought [[ComicBook/{{Thanos}} him.]]\\
'''Tony:''' Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he wiped my face with a planet while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the store.
-->-- ''Film/AvengersEndgame''
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->This time I was "prepared" for our [[TheBrute Traveler]] - so I thought. Rigged flashes in hopes of stunning It & weighted net. Nabbed It - and by It I mean HER - [[SamusIsAGirl positive It's female]] now. [[BladeBelowTheWrist Blade-like weapon]] cut thru netting like thread. (SHARP - 16 stitches in my neck to prove it.) [[LightningBruiser Very fast, very strong]] - She snapped my ribs with a back hand. Think I would have been a goner if a cab hadn't taken a wrong turn into the docks.

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->This time I was "prepared" for our [[TheBrute Traveler]] - so I thought. Rigged flashes in hopes of stunning It & weighted net. Nabbed It - and by It I mean HER - [[SamusIsAGirl positive It's female]] now. [[BladeBelowTheWrist [[BladeBelowTheShoulder Blade-like weapon]] cut thru netting like thread. (SHARP - 16 stitches in my neck to prove it.) [[LightningBruiser Very fast, very strong]] - She snapped my ribs with a back hand. Think I would have been a goner if a cab hadn't taken a wrong turn into the docks.
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->This time I was "prepared" for our [[TheBrute Traveler]] - so I thought. Rigged flashes in hopes of stunning It & weighted net. Nabbed It - and by It I mean HER - [[SamusIsAGirl positive It's female]] now. [[BladeBelowTheWrist Blade-like weapon]] cut thru netting like thread. (SHARP - 16 stitches in my neck to prove it.) [[LightningBruiser Very fast, very strong]] - She snapped my ribs with a back hand. Think I would have been a goner if a cab hadn't taken a wrong turn into the docks.
-->--'''Mark Meltzer,''' ''VideoGame/Bioshock2: There's Something In The Sea''

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-->-- A [[TearJerker teary-eyed]] '''Hercule''' reading to [[BigBad Majin Buu]], who [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor thinks it's hilarious]], ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

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-->-- A [[TearJerker teary-eyed]] teary-eyed '''Hercule''' reading to [[BigBad Majin Buu]], who [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor thinks it's hilarious]], ''Anime/DragonBallZ''


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-> I gave the guy a side-neck chop as I pivoted and let him fall past me.
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Jericho}}''

->[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} She]] hurled herself into the strange skies of New Genesis, both her arms stretched out perpendicular to her body, and screamed in rage. The group of Para-Demons she was headed for didn't have time to run for it. They barely had time to see she was there.\\
Her powerful, blue-clad, Kryptonian arms acted like twin plows, knocking the winged beasts out of the air. They fell like shot birds, hailing down on the landscape. The [[ComicBook/NewGods New Genesis]] troops had a chance to gape at the blue streak that was mowing down the enemy.\\
Franchise/{{Superman}} had smashed his great hands together in an impact that almost deafened the New Gods who hovered too near to him. The shockwave from the crash buffeted a flying legion of Para-Demons. That was all the time Superman needed to separate them physically from the New Genesis flight troops they were attacking, and to tap them into dreamland.
-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->'''Nami:''' Why is there a hole in the... everything?\\
'''Luffy:''' Well, first I hit him in gear second, but then he turned invisible and I couldn't see him. But I knew he was in the room, so I used gear third to hit it.\\
'''Nami:''' Hit what?\\
'''Luffy:''' The room.
-->-- [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8204172/10/Strawhat-Theater-2-Our-Mrs-Monkey "Our Mrs. Monkey"]]
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->I must say, [[WorldsStrongestMan Champion]], you are turning out to be a great disappointment to me. I really expected more of a challenge from you. Can you ''hear'' me under all that rubble?
-->--'''ComicBook/{{Thanos}},''' ''The Thanos Quest''

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