History Quotes / CurbStompBattle

--> '''[[FanNickname Big Ben]] on the [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion''', ''MassEffect3''

--> '''[[FanNickname Big Ben]] on the [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion, ''MassEffect3''

-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick''

-->-- '''Master Fei''', ''HowIKilledYourMaster''

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--> Roy Mustang, FullmetalAlchemist

-->-- One of the Daleks talking about their annihilation of [[spoiler:the Cybermen]], ''Series/DoctorWho''.

-->-- One of the [[Series/DoctorWho Daleks]] talking about their annihilation of [[spoiler:the Cybermen]].

-->-- ''Episode 455'', {{Eight Bit Theater}}

-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''OrderOfTheStick''

-->-- One of the [[DoctorWho Daleks]] talking about their annihilation of [[spoiler:the Cybermen]].

->[[spoiler:'''Hero''': (after Tibicenas has unfairly bested Saahir, who doesn't even last five seconds against him) '''''You've killed Saahir!''''']]\\
[[spoiler:'''Tibicenas''': Sadly not. Djinn cannot be killed. He will regain enough strength to return to this world in a few thousand years.]]
-->-- ''AdventureQuestWorlds''

-> ''It's been ten years since anyone spoke of my fights because no one has walked away from them in that time.''
-->-- '''Master Fei''', ''HowIKilledYourMaster''

-->-- ''MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha StrikerS'': manga chapter 15.

->"Come on, that was ''not'' a boss fight, not by ''any'' stretch of the imagination-- ''he walked into my fist.''

-->--'''Thor''' prior to flattening '''Iron Man.'''

-->--'''Thor''' after flattening '''Iron Man.'''

->"It'll be the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Seven Hour War]] all over again... except this time we won't last seven minutes!"
-->--'''Eli Vance''', referring to [[TheEmpire the Combine]]

->"'''YOU GET THE COUNT VLAD TEPES AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE:''' In the field of posting elaborate tortures, uncivilised acts against humanity, and not knowing the meaning of the words 'Cruel and Unusual'."
-->--'''FauxvationalPoster''', [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=164331 posted on SpaceBattles.com]], referring to a versus battle between [[DoctorWho the Time Lords]] and TheDraka

-->--'''FauxvationalPoster''', [[posted on SpaceBattles.com]], referring to a versus battle between [[DoctorWho the Time Lords]] and TheDraka

->"It'll be the Seven Hour War all over again... except this time we won't last seven minutes!"
-->--Eli Vance, referring to [[TheEmpire the Combine]]

-> ''We're talking about [[SuperPrototype four machines]]. You can't call this mess a "war"; this is a "one-sided butt-kicking fiasco"''.

-->-- One of the [[DoctorWho Daleks]] talking about their annihilation of [[spoiler: the Cybermen]].

-> ''"Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him d--ohp, wait, nope, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock, ohp, nope, nope, he's using the holy [[WhipItGood whippin']], and uhm, um, sucks up snuff I'm dead."''
-->--'''[[{{Castlevania}} Death]]''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ A Day in Dracula's Life]]

->''"It's been ten years since anyone spoke of my fights because no one has walked away from them in that time."''
-->--'''Master Fei''', ''HowIKilledYourMaster''

->''"So, this is how our fight turned out: the part of the mission where we lured them away went really well, but then... well... you see... then it was over in two seconds. One second each."''
-->--'''[[NonActionGuy Usopp]]''', [[CrowningMomentOfFunny after he and a camel got their asses kicked off-screen by]] [[DanceBattler Mr. 2 Bon Clay]], ''OnePiece''

-->--MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha StrikerS: manga chapter 15.

->''"Sorry, I saw an opening that just seemed to scream out 'attack.' So, I did. Ha!"''\\
-- '''Goku''', ''DragonballZ'', after one-shotting Recoome

->"He wants to taste the curb! He wants to taste the fucking curb!"
-->[[{{Achewood}} Ray, Teodor, Lyle and Roastbeef]] [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 pay a visit]] to the [[DisproportionateRetribution inventor of Comic Sans]].

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-> ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech How does it feel to have your life slowly ground away by one sided violence]]?''