History Quotes / ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike

->'''Princess Leia:''' This is some rescue! When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?!\\
'''Han Solo:''' ''[[FarmBoy He's]]'' the brains, sweetheart!\\

'''Han:''' Can't get out that way!\\
'''Leia:''' It looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route.\\
'''Han:''' Maybe you'd like it back in ''your cell,'' Your Highness.\\

'''Leia:''' Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?\\

'''Shaundi:''' Wait, wha- (''The Boss dumps her in freefall again'') ASSHOOOLLLEEE-\\

'''Nate:''' What're you talking about? Do you have any idea what I've been through?\\

'''Nate:''' Chloe, come on. We don't have time for this.\\
'''Chloe:''' You're right! So get off the train, while you still can.\\

'''Chloe:''' (''{{Beat}}'') [[ClingyJealousGirl You made your choice.]]\\
'''Nate:''' What did you expect me to do?\\

'''Chloe:''' How could you possibly with the other two on yours?!

'''Maverick:''' You think [[HeroicSacrifice I took that missile]] so that you can be down here with me? You should be back on the carrier by now!\\

-->--''Dave Lister'', ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Psirens"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''

->'''Chrono:''' Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by [[BreadEggsMilkSquick "And on his first official mission as a captain, his mommy had to come save him."]]\\

-->-- '''[[BrainyBrunette Tiffany Aching]] on [[SmugSnake Annagramma Hawkin]]''', ''Literature/{{Wintersmith}}''

-->-- '''[[BrainyBrunette Tiffany Aching]]''' on [[SmugSnake Annagramma Hawkin]], ''Literature/{{Wintersmith}}''

->'''Mizuki''': (''after Date rips the tape off her mouth'') That hurt, idiot! Pull it off more gently! You're late, by the way! I was about to suffocate, just so you know! This is so typical! You're never there when you need to be! Just like six months ago! I was about to miss the bus, and you--! (''Date puts the tape back on'') Mmm!
->'''Date''': Actually, stay like that for a while.

-->-- A '''Gibdo''' disguised as a human girl, attempting to set a trap for Link but getting Zelda instead in the ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''

->The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say "Oh, save me!"

->'''Chrono:''' Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by [[BreadEggsMilkSquick "And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MamaBear his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save him."]]\\

->I guess I should be thankful.

->Gee, I've been saved by Fox. [[SarcasmMode How swell!]]

->Since saving New York, the Ghostbusters have been sued and lost all their money. Ungrateful shits. Did the ''fire department'' get sued after 9/11, as well?

-->--'''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'''

->Uh, this is all wrong. [[DamselInDistress Beautiful maidens]] are supposed to be rescued by [[BeautyEqualsGoodness handsome]] [[TheHero heroes]], not [[ActionGirl other beautiful maidens!]]
-->-- A Gibdo disguised as a human girl, attempting to set a trap for Link but getting Zelda instead in the ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''

->This is the worst rescue I've ever had.

->"I don't know what to say..." Janeway looked up at the two officers floating in the middle of her cabin. "No, that's wrong. I'll begin by thanking you for saving my life, then ask [[RedShirt why eight men had to die]] in exchange. I'll ask why you disobeyed a direct order ''and risked the lives of every man and woman on board my ship!" ''

->''"I don't know what to say..." Janeway looked up at the two officers floating in the middle of her cabin. "No, that's wrong. I'll begin by thanking you for saving my life, then ask [[RedShirt why eight men had to die]] in exchange. I'll ask why you disobeyed a direct order '''and risked the lives of every man and woman on board my ship!" '''

->''"I don't know what to say..." Janeway looked up at the two officers [[NoGravityForYou floating in the middle of her cabin]]. "No, that's wrong. I'll begin by thanking you for saving my life, then ask [[RedShirt why eight men had to die]] in exchange. I'll ask why you disobeyed a direct order ''and risked the lives of every man and woman on board my ship!"''