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-->-- '''Teranovadra's''' reaction to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esLkkJaeZk&feature=related final stage]] of Child of Eden

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-->-- '''Teranovadra's''' reaction to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esLkkJaeZk&feature=related final stage]] of Child of Eden
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->'''Christy:''' The more this (LovePotion-selling boondoggle) goes on the more I feel like we are helping sell snake oil.\\
'''Callie:''' Snake oil! That just gave me a great idea. We should find some [[SnakePeople nagas]] to sell to.
-->-- ''Webcomic/MyDragonGirlfriend''
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'''Sid''': S'all right Con. S'only a donkey.\\

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'''Sid''': S'all right right, Con. S'only a donkey.\\
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->''"As this shocking graph indicates, our water consumption has tripled in the last month. I notice Fry has been here for a month, so I'm appointing him head of a committee to find who's responsible."''
-->-- '''Hermes''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "[[Recap/FuturamaS1E3IRoommate I, Roommate]]"
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->'''Emmett''': "And what would Lord Business never expect a master builder to do?"
->'''1980-Something Space Guy''': "Build a spaceship?"

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->'''Emmett''': ->'''Emmet''': "And what would Lord Business never expect a master builder Master Builder to do?"
->'''1980-Something Space Guy''': ->'''Benny''': "Build a spaceship?"



->'''Emmett''': "No, it's follow the instructions!"

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->'''Emmett''': ->'''Emmet''': "No, it's follow the instructions!"
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->''"I meant the *story's* Lana, not you!"''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lincoln Loud]]''', after he told [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13389527/1/Hide-and-Seek a story]]'s depiction of Lana to dig in the trash, and the real Lana left, ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', Episode 31

->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lynn Loud Sr.]]''': ''(trying to give his son Lincoln TheTalk)'' "Imagine you were a bee and Ronnie Anne was a flower. Now the bee carefully approaches the flower, because it wants its nectar, and--"
->'''Lincoln Loud''': "What kind of flower?"
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Huh?"
->'''Lincoln''': "What kind of flower is Ronnie Anne?"
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Well, um... I don't know. What kind of flower do you think she is?"
->'''Lincoln''': "Poison ivy?"
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "That's... that won't work, Lincoln."
->'''Lincoln''': "Then maybe a rose."
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Aw, how romantic!"
->'''Lincoln''': "No, Dad, I mean because of the thorns. Actually, I'd rather see Ronnie Anne as a bee than as a flower."
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "What? But Ronnie Anne can't be the bee!"
->'''Lincoln''': "Why not?"
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Because? ... Because the bee stings!"
->'''Lincoln''': "So does Ronnie Anne."
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12568479/1/Of-Flowers-and-Bees Of Flowers and Bees]]''


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->'''Hyena''': "Yeah, we'll be prepared... for what?"
->'''Scar''': "For the death of the king!"
->'''Hyena''': "Why? Is he sick?"
->'''Scar''': "No, you fool! We're gonna kill him! And Simba, too!"
->'''Hyena''': ''(excitedly)'' "Great idea! Who needs a king?!"
->'''Hyenas''': ''(singing)'': "No king, no king, la la la la la la!"
->'''Scar''': "Idiots! There will be a king!"
->'''Hyena''': "But you said..."
->'''Scar''': "''I'' will be king!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994''

->'''Violet Parr''': "Mom and Dad's lives could be at stake, or worse... their ''marriage''!"
->'''Dash Parr''': "Their marriage?! So, the bad guys are gonna wreck Mom and Dad's marriage?"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->'''Dory''': "What were we talking about?"
->'''Nemo''': "Mommies and daddies."
->'''Dory''': "Mommies and daddies, right. Why are we talking about mommies and daddies? Oh. Oh! That class. Uh-oh! Why me? Okay. You guys seem a little young, but, um... okay. You see, kids, when two fish love each other..."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory''

->'''Shrek''': ''(who's found out his wife is pregnant)'' "How did this happen?!"
->'''Puss in Boots''': "Allow me to explain. You see, when a man has certain feelings for a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him..."
->'''Shrek''': "I know ''how'' it happened!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird''

->'''Emmett''': "And what would Lord Business never expect a master builder to do?"
->'''1980-Something Space Guy''': "Build a spaceship?"
->'''Batman''': "Kill a chicken?"
->'''Unikitty''': "Marry a marshmallow?"
->'''Metal Beard''': "This?" ''(morphs and plays music)''
->'''Emmett''': "No, it's follow the instructions!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''


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->''"Staying behind after school? Meeting *before* school!? On *weekends?!* What kind of extracurricular activities *are* these?!"''
-->-- '''Gregory "Greg" Heffley''', ''Film/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''

->'''Conrad''': "Where do you come from?"
->'''Cat in the Hat''': "When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much..."
->'''Conrad''': "No, no, no, where did you ''come'' from!?"
-->-- ''Film/TheCatInTheHat''

->'''Miss Gulch''': "What's she done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!"
->'''Zeke''': "You mean she bit you?"
->'''Miss Gulch''': "No, her dog."
->'''Zeke''': "Oh, she bit her ''dog'', huh?"
->'''Miss Gulch''': "No!"
-->-- ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''


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->'''Robin''': "It would be quicker to post you the punchline than wait for you to get the joke."
->'''George''': "That would take too long."
-->-- ''Literature/TheMidnightGang''

->'''Owl''': "It's just the sort of place for an ambush."
->'''Winnie the Pooh''': ''(whispering to Piglet)'' "What sort of bush? A gorse bush?"
->'''Owl''': "My dear Pooh, don't you know what an ambush is?"
->'''Piglet''': "Owl, Pooh's whisper was a perfectly private whisper, and there was no need--"
->'''Owl''': "An ambush is a sort of surprise."
->'''Winnie the Pooh''': "And so is a gorse bush sometimes."
->'''Piglet''': "An ambush, as I was about to explain to Pooh, is a sort of surprise."
->'''Owl''': "If people jump out at you suddenly, that's an ambush."
->'''Piglet''': "It's an ambush, Pooh, when people jump at you suddenly."
->'''Owl''': ''(after Pooh mentions that a gorse bush sprung at him once)'' "We are not talking about gorse bushes!"
->'''Winnie the Pooh''': "I am."
-->-- ''Literature/WinnieThePooh'', "In Which Christopher Robin Leads an Expotition to the North Pole"


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->'''Doctor''': ''(to a woman who's in labour and asked what's wrong with her)'' "Mrs. Wormwood, you really have no idea?"
->'''Mrs. Wormwood''': "Gas?"
->'''Doctor''': "Mrs. Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. What do you think might be the cause of this?" ''(points at her baby bump)''
->'''Mrs. Wormwood''': "Am I...? Am I...? Look, am I fat?!"
->'''Doctor''': "You're pregnant!"
->'''Mrs. Wormwood''': "What?"
->'''Doctor''': "You're going to have a baby!"
->'''Mrs. Wormwood''': "But I've got a baby! I don't want another one. Is there anything you can do?"
->'''Doctor''': "You're ''nine months pregnant''!"
->'''Mrs. Wormwood''': "Antibiotics?"
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Matilda}}''


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->'''Simon''': "And in the end, the moral is..."
->'''Weasel''': "The journey is the reward?"
->'''Skunk''': "Don't act like such a big shot?"
->'''Pig''': "Always eat a good breakfast?"
->'''Simon''': "NO! It's slow and steady wins the race!"
-->-- ''VideoGame/LivingBooks'', "Literature/TheTortoiseAndTheHare"


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->'''Peg''': "I know what to do if there's a mess?"
->'''Cat''': "Cover it with leaves?"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PegPlusCat'', "The Parade Problem"

->'''Lincoln Loud''': ''(on a boy who Liam claims was forgotten and lives behind his barn)'' "Clyde! We can't end up like Marty Malach!"
->'''Clyde [=McBride=]''': "Yeah, I don't wanna live behind Liam's barn! His chickens are mean!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "Out of the Picture"

->'''Marge Simpson''': "He prefers the company of men."
->'''Homer Simpson''': "Who doesn't?"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Peg''': "We know the heavier one has...?"
->'''Cat''': "A cold? Hiccups?"
->''(later)''
->'''Peg''': "I'm friends with the best cat in the whole world!"
->'''Cat''': "Puss in Boots?"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PegPlusCat'', "The Cleopatra Problem"

->'''Angelica Pickles''': "I am playing the most dangerous game of all."
->'''Chuckie Finster''': "Musical chairs?"
->'''Angelica''': "No, dummy! Love!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Angelica's in Love"

->'''Cat''': "The chain is attached to the Bla--''(gets pulled away)''--eeaahhh!"
->'''Peg''': "Not the Blaeeaahhh!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PegPlusCat'', "The Blabberwocky Problem"

->'''Ms. Flamiel''': "When an apple fell from a tree and landed on Isaac Newton, what did it teach him?"
->'''Wakko Warner''': "To sit someplace else?"
->''(...)''
->'''Ms. Flamiel''': "If you have ten cookies, and someone takes away half of them, what do they have?"
->'''Dot Warner''': "A broken hand."
->'''Ms. Flamiel''': "No!"
->'''Dot''': "They would if they tried to take my cookies!"
->'''Ms. Flamiel''': "They're not trying to take your cookies!"
->'''Dot''': "But that's what you said."
->'''Ms. Flamiel''': "That's not what I--- oh, forget it! Just forget it, all right?!"
->'''Dot''': "All right."
->'''Ms. Flamiel''': "Now, where was I?"
->'''Dot''': "I dunno; you told me to forget."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', prelude to "Multiplication"
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-->--''Anime/HeartCatchPrettyCure''

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->'''Patron 1:''' Is that it? I want a refund!
->'''Patron 2:''' [[TheMostDangerousVideoGame A refund!? Bob's dead!]]
->'''Patron 1:''' Then he should get a refund too!

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-->--''Anime/HeartCatchPrettyCure''

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-->-- ''Anime/HeartCatchPrettyCure''
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->'''Patron 1:''' Is that it? I want a refund!
->'''Patron
refund!\\
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->'''Patron
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-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood''

->'''Agent Fleming''': This is your last chance! Show us the unit now!\\
'''Cornholio!Beavis''': Why does everyone want to see my schlong?
-->--''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica''

->*[[InstantWakingSkills suddenly awakes]]* ''"Aaaah! The [[ChekhovsGunman peasant!]] [[LargeHam At the diner..!]] *{{Beat}}* ... He didn't pay his check..."'' *falls back to sleep*
-->--'''[[MinionWithAnFInEvil Kronk]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

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->'''Agent Fleming''': Fleming:''' This is your last chance! Show us the unit now!\\
'''Cornholio!Beavis''': '''Cornholio:''' Why does everyone want to see my schlong?
-->--''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica''

->*[[InstantWakingSkills
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica''

->''[=[=][[InstantWakingSkills
suddenly awakes]]* ''"Aaaah! awakes]]] "Aaaah! The [[ChekhovsGunman peasant!]] [[LargeHam At the diner..!]] *{{Beat}}* ... !]]" [{{Beat}}] "...He didn't pay his check..."'' *falls " [falls back to sleep*
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'''Shen''': ''([[DeathGlare points a knife at the Wolf Boss' throat]])''\\

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-->--''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda2''

-> ''And Megamind! This one's for [[PaperThinDisguise Space Step-Mom]]! '''You lied to her!'''''
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->''"And
Megamind! This one's for [[PaperThinDisguise Space Step-Mom]]! '''You lied to her!'''''
-->--'''Hal
her!'''"''
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-->--''Film/GoodBurger''

->"You mean Bethany's... part-black?"
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->''"You
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part-black?"''
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''Film/{{Dogma}}'', on the revelation that Bethany's the descendant of Jesus.



'''J. Jonah Jameson''': It is not! I resent that! (beat) Slander is spoken; in print, it's libel.

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-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''

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-->--''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

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-->--''Film/Ghostbusters1984''

->'''Connie''': AAGH! What's that?!
->'''Sid''': S'all right Con. S'only a donkey.
->'''Connie''': I know it's a donkey, what's it doing in my lounge?!

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-->--''Film/Ghostbusters1984''

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->'''Connie''': AAGH! What's that?!
->'''Sid''':
that?!\\
'''Sid''':
S'all right Con. S'only a donkey.
->'''Connie''':
donkey.\\
'''Connie''':
I know it's a donkey, what's it doing in my lounge?!



->'''Evelyn''': I think I'm going to go mad.
->'''Stanley''': Well, hang on, please, before you go anywhere, I think I'd better go an' check.

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->'''Evelyn''': I think I'm going to go mad.
->'''Stanley''':
mad.\\
'''Stanley''':
Well, hang on, please, before you go anywhere, I think I'd better go an' check.



->'''Professor Vooshka''': Must be finding doctors, man is injured.
->'''Ernie''': But what man?
->'''Professor Vooshka''': Is, is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible.
->'''Fred''': Never mind 'is qualifications, is 'e 'urt badly?

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->'''Professor Vooshka''': Must be finding doctors, man is injured.
->'''Ernie''':
injured.\\
'''Ernie''':
But what man?
->'''Professor
man?\\
'''Professor
Vooshka''': Is, is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible.
->'''Fred''':
terrible.\\
'''Fred''':
Never mind 'is qualifications, is 'e 'urt badly?




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-->--''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar Exile's Honor]]''

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-->--''Series/BetterCallSaul''

->'''Pearl:''' Look around you. You're eight miles from your nearest neighbor. You're overrun with skunks, opossums, coyotes, bobcats. You use kerosene lamps for light, you cook on a wood stove summer and winter. You're drinking homemade moonshine, washing with homemade lye soap. And your bathroom is fifty feet from the house and you ask should you move?!
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->'''Jed:''' Yeah, I reckon you're right. Man be a danged fool to leave all this.
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->'''Pearl:''' Look around you. You're eight miles from your nearest neighbor. You're overrun with skunks, opossums, coyotes, bobcats. You use kerosene lamps for light, you cook on a wood stove summer and winter. You're drinking homemade moonshine, washing with homemade lye soap. And your bathroom is fifty feet from the house and you ask should you move?!
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->'''Jed:'''
move?!\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Jed:'''
Yeah, I reckon you're right. Man be a danged fool to leave all this.
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->'''Dorien''': Oh my God, I've landed on the [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Old Kent Road]]. I can't possibly stay there.
->'''Tracey''': Why not?
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->'''Dorien''': Oh my God, I've landed on the [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Old Kent Road]]. I can't possibly stay there.
->'''Tracey''':
there.\\
'''Tracey''':
Why not?
->'''Dorien''':
not?\\
'''Dorien''':
Well, it's full of ''poor'' people.




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->'''Report On Reports Sees Too Many Reports:'''\\
''Project took 668 Pages, 18 months; more study is due, agency head says.''
-->--from an Associated Press wire story, reproduced [[http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Most_Painfully_Obvious_Newspaper_Articles_Ever here]]''

->"For a far more thought-provoking tale about the virtual realm, try ''Film/TheSocialNetwork.''"
-->--from a USA Today review of ''Film/TronLegacy''

->Creator/WillSmith was now excited about starring, though, and red-hot Creator/MichaelBay wanted to direct. Michael's first words upon meeting me were, "OK, how do we get this thing out of the damn telephone booth?" My Fox executives went into shock. Within days, Michael Bay was out and the Creator/HughesBrothers had been brought aboard to direct.
-->--'''Creator/LarryCohen''', on ''Film/PhoneBooth'''s DevelopmentHell

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->"For a far more thought-provoking tale about the virtual realm, try ''Film/TheSocialNetwork.''"
-->-- from a USA Today review of ''Film/TronLegacy''

->Creator/WillSmith was now excited about starring, though, and red-hot Creator/MichaelBay wanted to direct. Michael's first words upon meeting me were, "OK, how do we get this thing out of the damn telephone booth?" My Fox executives went into shock. Within days, Michael Bay was out and the Creator/HughesBrothers had been brought aboard to direct.
-->-- '''Creator/LarryCohen''' on ''Film/PhoneBooth'''s DevelopmentHell, [[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2003-mar-30-ca-cohen30-story.html Phone Booth: A 30-year project wouldn't hang up]]
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-->--'''Comedian Nikki Glaser'''

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->'''Ghost:''' Revenge his most foul and unnatural murder!
->'''Hamlet:''' Murder!
->'''Horatio:''' Murder!
->'''Ghost:''' For the serpent that did sting thy father's life now wears his crown!
->'''Hamlet:''' My uncle!
->'''Horatio:''' His uncle!
->'''Ghost:''' Let not the royal bed of Denmark become a couch for incest!
->'''Hamlet:''' Incest!
->'''Horatio:''' [[RuleOfThree A couch!]]
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->'''Ghost:''' Revenge his most foul and unnatural murder!
->'''Hamlet:''' Murder!
->'''Horatio:''' Murder!
->'''Ghost:'''
murder!\\
'''Hamlet:''' Murder!\\
'''Horatio:''' Murder!\\
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For the serpent that did sting thy father's life now wears his crown!
->'''Hamlet:'''
crown!\\
'''Hamlet:'''
My uncle!
->'''Horatio:'''
uncle!\\
'''Horatio:'''
His uncle!
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uncle!\\
'''Ghost:'''
Let not the royal bed of Denmark become a couch for incest!
->'''Hamlet:''' Incest!
->'''Horatio:'''
incest!\\
'''Hamlet:''' Incest!\\
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[[RuleOfThree A couch!]]
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-->--Female Announcer, ''VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome''

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-->--Female -->-- Female Announcer, ''VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome''



-->--'''Bowser''', ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''

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-->--'''Bowser''', -->-- '''Bowser''', ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''



-->--'''Deekin Scalesinger, Grobnar Gnomehands, Qara, Sand, and Shandra Jerro''', ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2''

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-->--'''Deekin Scalesinger, Grobnar Gnomehands, Qara, Sand, and Shandra Jerro''', -->-- ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2''




[[AC:WebComics]]

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[[folder:Web Animation]]
->'''Timmy:''' Hey, Jimmy, what's the answer to #2?\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[[EnergyWeapon BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGH!]]''\\
'''Timmy:''' ... Okay... [[ExactWords "Blaaaaaa."]]
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection The Lazer Collection 2]]''

->''[the players of AC Milan gather around Zlatan Ibrahimovic's plans to move in to the Champions Mansion]''\\
'''Zlatan Ibrahimovic:''' Tonight, [[ThirdPersonPerson Zlatan]] shall build a room worthy of the greatest team in Italian history. \\
'''Daniel Maldini:''' Juventus?\\
'''Ibrahimovic:''' No.\\
'''Gianluigi Donnarumma:''' Inter!\\
'''Ibrahimovic:''' No!\\
'''Rafael Leão:''' Ohhhhhh! You mean Napoli when Maradona was there!\\
'''Ibrahimovic:''' ''[FacePalm]''
-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]



-->--''Webcomic/CursedPrincessClub'' [[https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/cursed-princess-club/ep-2-the-big-news/viewer?title_no=1537&episode_no=2 Episode 2]]

->''I mean, [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule I like uniforms]], but what's the point if everyone in a group is wearing the same thing?''
-->--'''[[http://egscomics.com/comic/2007-08-17 Tedd]]''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''

->''Zii, as [[GratuitousFrench une lesbienne]], I'm... I'm... '''I'm going to miss boooooooooys!'''''
-->--'''[[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090310.html DiDi]]''', ''Webcomic/MenageA3''

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-->--''Webcomic/CursedPrincessClub'' -->-- ''Webcomic/CursedPrincessClub'' [[https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/cursed-princess-club/ep-2-the-big-news/viewer?title_no=1537&episode_no=2 Episode 2]]

->''I ->''"I mean, [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule I like uniforms]], but what's the point if everyone in a group is wearing the same thing?''
-->--'''[[http://egscomics.
thing?"''
-->-- '''Tedd''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[http://egscomics.
com/comic/2007-08-17 Tedd]]''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''

->''Zii,
17 August 2007]]

->''"Zii,
as [[GratuitousFrench une lesbienne]], I'm... I'm... '''I'm going to miss boooooooooys!'''''
-->--'''[[http://www.
boooooooooys!'''"''
-->-- '''[=DiDi=]''', ''Webcomic/MenageA3'', [[http://www.
menagea3.net/d/20090310.html DiDi]]''', ''Webcomic/MenageA3''
10 March 2009]]



-->--''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids'' [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0404.html Page 404]]

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-->--''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids'' -->-- ''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids'' [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0404.html Page 404]]



-->--''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns''

[[AC:WebOriginal]]

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-->--''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns''

[[AC:WebOriginal]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns''
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[[folder:Web Original]]



-->--''Bash.Org''

->''"The company I'm building is called wash-email-chine. You know how hard it is to get quarters at a laundromat? Well for a monthly fee we mail you a washing machine with the quarters already inside it so you can just wash your clothes then send it back with the provided envelope."''
-->--''WebVideo/YouSuckAtCooking: Modified Ramen''

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-->--''Bash.Org''

->''"The company I'm building is called wash-email-chine. You know how hard it is to get quarters at a laundromat? Well for a monthly fee we mail you a washing machine with the quarters already inside it so you can just wash your clothes then send it back with the provided envelope."''
-->--''WebVideo/YouSuckAtCooking: Modified Ramen''
-->-- ''Bash.Org''



-->--'''Teranovadra's''' reaction to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esLkkJaeZk&feature=related final stage]] of Child of Eden

->'''Goku:''' Ah- [he's] a ''Yoshi.''\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') I'm not a goddamn Yoshi!\\
'''Goku:''' But you said you were!\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') It's called ''{{sarcasm|Mode}}!''\\
'''Goku:''' What's ''that'' taste like?\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') ''DAMMIT Goku!!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''' Episode 2, where Goku and Piccolo fight Raditz.

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-->--'''Teranovadra's''' -->-- '''Teranovadra's''' reaction to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esLkkJaeZk&feature=related final stage]] of Child of Eden

->'''Goku:''' Ah- [he's] a ''Yoshi.''\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') I'm not a goddamn Yoshi!\\
'''Goku:''' But you said you were!\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') It's called ''{{sarcasm|Mode}}!''\\
'''Goku:''' What's ''that'' taste like?\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') ''DAMMIT Goku!!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''' Episode 2, where Goku and Piccolo fight Raditz.
Eden



-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1966-review-2/ on]] ''Film/BatmanTheMovie''

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-->--'''Chris -->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1966-review-2/ on]] ''Film/BatmanTheMovie''



-->--'''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''', ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/six-sides-of-blindfolded-steelthe-most-brutal-blindfold-match-ever/ "Six Sides of Blindfolded Steel"]]''

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-->--'''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''', -->-- '''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''', ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/six-sides-of-blindfolded-steelthe-most-brutal-blindfold-match-ever/ "Six Sides of Blindfolded Steel"]]''



-->--''Website/{{Tumblr}}'', given a DramaticReading [[http://kuueater.tumblr.com/post/82899790379 here]]

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-->--''Website/{{Tumblr}}'', -->-- ''Website/{{Tumblr}}'', given a DramaticReading [[http://kuueater.tumblr.com/post/82899790379 here]]



-->--Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook: [[http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-free-agency-edition/ Free Agency Edition]]

->'''Timmy:''' Hey, Jimmy, what's the answer to #2?\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[[EnergyWeapon BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGH!]]''\\
'''Timmy:''' ... Okay... [[ExactWords "Blaaaaaa."]]
-->--''[[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection The Lazer Collection 2]]''

->'''Dio:''' Well, not to worry. After all, we did just catch [[FrameUp the culprits]]...\\
'''Cloud:''' Culprits? Pretty sure this was done by one guy-\\
'''Cait Sith:''' He means us, Cloud.
-->--''Machinima/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''

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-->--Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook: -->-- Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook: [[http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-free-agency-edition/ Free Agency Edition]]

->'''Timmy:''' Hey, Jimmy, what's the answer to #2?\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[[EnergyWeapon BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGH!]]''\\
'''Timmy:''' ... Okay... [[ExactWords "Blaaaaaa."]]
-->--''[[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection The Lazer Collection 2]]''

->'''Dio:''' Well, not to worry. After all, we did just catch [[FrameUp the culprits]]...\\
'''Cloud:''' Culprits? Pretty sure this was done by one guy-\\
'''Cait Sith:''' He means us, Cloud.
-->--''Machinima/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''
Edition]]



-->--''rinkworks.com'', "Computer Stupidities"''

-> ''Anonymous'' asked: environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.\\

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-->--''rinkworks.-->-- ''rinkworks.com'', "Computer Stupidities"''

-> ''Anonymous'' ->''Anonymous'' asked: environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.\\



-->--''[[https://embod1ment.tumblr.com/post/163064771474/environmental-racism-isnt-a-thing-god-how-can Marginalization of plants ]]''

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-->--''[[https://embod1ment.-->-- ''[[https://embod1ment.tumblr.com/post/163064771474/environmental-racism-isnt-a-thing-god-how-can Marginalization of plants ]]''
plants]]''

->'''Report On Reports Sees Too Many Reports:'''\\
''Project took 668 Pages, 18 months; more study is due, agency head says.''
-->-- from an Associated Press wire story, reproduced [[http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Most_Painfully_Obvious_Newspaper_Articles_Ever here]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Video]]
->''[[SarcasmMode The first step to ending racism is obvious…]] to ban'' TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering ''cards. Wizards of the Coast has taken brave steps to ban seven cards from their game, which depict some of the worst things in history. The Crusades, imprisonment… [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and gypsies.]] The most notable banning, of course, being "Invoke Prejudice", which- Oh, wow. (cut to close up of the card’s art, which features figures in robes and Ku Klux Klan-esque masks, with one of them wielding a giant axe) Okay, yeah, uh… If you’re a white player playing with this card, well, the problem is kinda obvious… it costs 4 blue mana, and if you’re splashing white in a blue deck, well, I know you’re privileged. Dual lands, you rich bitch!''
-->-- '''SAMTIME''', [[https://youtu.be/WJM6nWsMROE "How To End Racism"]]



-->--''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "Mario & Luigi! Stache Bros - Episode 2-1 - The Typical Mario Beginning"

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-->--''WebVideo/StacheBros'', -->-- ''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "Mario & Luigi! Stache Bros - Episode 2-1 - The Typical Mario Beginning"



-->--''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "Home Alone"

->''[the players of AC Milan gather around Zlatan Ibrahimovic's plans to move in to the Champions Mansion]''
->'''Zlatan Ibrahimovic:''' Tonight, [[ThirdPersonPerson Zlatan]] shall build a room worthy of the greatest team in Italian history.
->'''Daniel Maldini:''' Juventus?
->'''Ibrahimovic:''' No.
->'''Gianluigi Donnarumma:''' Inter!
->'''Ibrahimovic:''' No!
->'''Rafael Leão:''' Ohhhhhh! You mean Napoli when Maradona was there!
->'''Ibrahimovic:''' ''[FacePalm]''
-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''

->''[[SarcasmMode The first step to ending racism is obvious…]] to ban'' TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering ''cards. Wizards of the Coast has taken brave steps to ban seven cards from their game, which depict some of the worst things in history. The Crusades, imprisonment… [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and gypsies.]] The most notable banning, of course, being "Invoke Prejudice", which- Oh, wow. (cut to close up of the card’s art, which features figures in robes and Ku Klux Klan-esque masks, with one of them wielding a giant axe) Okay, yeah, uh… If you’re a white player playing with this card, well, the problem is kinda obvious… it costs 4 blue mana, and if you’re splashing white in a blue deck, well, I know you’re privileged. Dual lands, you rich bitch!''
-->-- '''SAMTIME''', [[https://youtu.be/WJM6nWsMROE "How To End Racism"]]


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-->--''WebVideo/StacheBros'', -->-- ''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "Home Alone"

->''[the players of AC Milan gather around Zlatan Ibrahimovic's plans to move in to the Champions Mansion]''
->'''Zlatan Ibrahimovic:''' Tonight, [[ThirdPersonPerson Zlatan]] shall build
->'''Goku:''' Ah- [he's] a room worthy of the greatest team in Italian history.
->'''Daniel Maldini:''' Juventus?
->'''Ibrahimovic:''' No.
->'''Gianluigi Donnarumma:''' Inter!
->'''Ibrahimovic:''' No!
->'''Rafael Leão:''' Ohhhhhh! You mean Napoli when Maradona was there!
->'''Ibrahimovic:''' ''[FacePalm]''
-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''

->''[[SarcasmMode The first step to ending racism is obvious…]] to ban'' TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering ''cards. Wizards of the Coast has taken brave steps to ban seven cards from their game, which depict some of the worst things in history. The Crusades, imprisonment… [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and gypsies.]] The most notable banning, of course, being "Invoke Prejudice", which- Oh, wow. (cut to close up of the card’s art, which features figures in robes and Ku Klux Klan-esque masks, with one of them wielding
''Yoshi.''\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') I'm not
a giant axe) Okay, yeah, uh… If you’re a white player playing with this card, well, the problem is kinda obvious… it costs 4 blue mana, and if you’re splashing white in a blue deck, well, I know you’re privileged. Dual lands, goddamn Yoshi!\\
'''Goku:''' But
you rich bitch!''
said you were!\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') It's called ''{{sarcasm|Mode}}!''\\
'''Goku:''' What's ''that'' taste like?\\
'''Piccolo:''' (''offscreen'') ''DAMMIT Goku!!''
-->-- '''SAMTIME''', [[https://youtu.be/WJM6nWsMROE "How To End Racism"]]


[[AC:WesternAnimation]]
'''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''' Episode 2, where Goku and Piccolo fight Raditz.

->''"The company I'm building is called wash-email-chine. You know how hard it is to get quarters at a laundromat? Well for a monthly fee we mail you a washing machine with the quarters already inside it so you can just wash your clothes then send it back with the provided envelope."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/YouSuckAtCooking: Modified Ramen''

->'''Dio:''' Well, not to worry. After all, we did just catch [[FrameUp the culprits]]...\\
'''Cloud:''' Culprits? Pretty sure this was done by one guy-\\
'''Cait Sith:''' He means us, Cloud.
-->-- ''Machinima/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''
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[[folder:Western Animation]]



->{From the educational movie "Meat and You: Partners in Freedom"}\\

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->{From ->''[From the educational movie "Meat and You: Partners in Freedom"}\\Freedom"]''\\



-->--[=McClure=] misses the point ''and'' [[{{Squick}} makes it worse]], ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->--[=McClure=] misses the point ''and'' [[{{Squick}} makes it worse]], -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''



-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Lisa's Rival"

->''My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is ''NOT'' a pornstar!''
-->--'''Grandpa Abe Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Lisa's Rival"

->''My ->''"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is ''NOT'' a pornstar!''
-->--'''Grandpa
pornstar!"''
-->-- '''Grandpa
Abe Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''



-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Pressure"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Pressure"



-->--''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''



-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball, Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS1E8TheSpoon''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball, -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball, Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS1E8TheSpoon''



-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Stationmaster's wife''': ''(After Thomas crashes to the stationmaster's house)'' You miserable engine! Just look what you done to our breakfast! Now I have to cook some more!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends, "Thomas Comes To Breakfast"''

->'''Duck:''' ''(after crashing to a barber shop)'' Beg pardon, sir. Excuse my intrusion.\\
'''The Barber:''' No, I won't! You've frightened my customers! I'll teach you! ''(lather Duck's face with shaving cream)''
-->--''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends, "A Close Shave"''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Stationmaster's wife''': ''(After ''[After Thomas crashes to into the stationmaster's house)'' house]'' You miserable engine! Just look what you done to our breakfast! Now I have to cook some more!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends, -->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends, "Thomas Comes To Breakfast"''

->'''Duck:''' ''(after ''[after crashing to into a barber shop)'' shop]'' Beg pardon, sir. Excuse my intrusion.\\
'''The Barber:''' No, I won't! You've frightened my customers! I'll teach you! ''(lather ''[lather Duck's face with shaving cream)''
-->--''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends,
cream]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends,
"A Close Shave"''



-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!''



->'''Mr. Blik''':*having landed on the moon, points outside* Look!\\
'''Waffle''':*gasps* A finger!

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->'''Mr. Blik''':*having Blik''': ''[having landed on the moon, points outside* outside]'' Look!\\
'''Waffle''':*gasps* '''Waffle''': ''[gasps]'' A finger!



->'''Fanboy:''' Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish. How many pieces do you wish? ''(stops on Kyle)''\\

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->'''Fanboy:''' Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish. How many pieces do you wish? ''(stops ''[stops on Kyle)''\\Kyle]''\\


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-->-- ''[[http://www.cansofbeans.com/ Cans of Beans]]'', [[http://www.cansofbeans.com/comics/64 Page 64]]

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-->-- ''[[http://www.cansofbeans.com/ Cans of Beans]]'', '''Carl''', ''Webcomic/CansOfBeans'', [[http://www.cansofbeans.com/comics/64 Page 64]]
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->'''Professor Vooshka''': Must be finding doctors, man is injured.
->'''Ernie''': But what man?
->'''Professor Vooshka''': Is, is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible.
->'''Fred''': Never mind 'is qualifications, is 'e 'urt badly?
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnBehind''
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->'''Evelyn''': I think I'm going to go mad.
->'''Stanley''': Well, hang on, please, before you go anywhere, I think I'd better go an' check.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnAbroad''

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->'''Chum Chum:''' I really liked that part where we celebrated in the parking lot. ...The rest is a little foggy, though.
'''Kyle:''' "Foggy"?! We danced with ''death!'' I shall carry a mental picture of this horror forever!

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->'''Chum Chum:''' I really liked that part where we celebrated in the parking lot. ...The rest is a little foggy, though.
though.\\
'''Kyle:''' "Foggy"?! We danced with ''death!'' I shall carry a mental picture of this horror forever!forever!\\


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->'''Blossom''': Hey! Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub?\\
'''Man''': Well duh! You wouldn't be able to make toast in the kitchen.\\
'''Woman''': Yeah. You would have to go to the bathroom every time you wanted toast. What a waste of time.\\
'''Blossom''': Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of ''water''?\\
'''Old Man''': Because your toast would get soggy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998''
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->'''Dorien''': Oh my God, I've landed on the [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly Old Kent Road]]. I can't possibly stay there.

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->'''Dorien''': Oh my God, I've landed on the [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Old Kent Road]]. I can't possibly stay there.
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->'''Dorien''': Oh my God, I've landed on the [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly Old Kent Road]]. I can't possibly stay there.
->'''Tracey''': Why not?
->'''Dorien''': Well, it's full of ''poor'' people.
-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS5E13TheBeautifulGame The Beautiful Game]]"
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->'''Connie''': AAGH! What's that?!
->'''Sid''': S'all right Con. S'only a donkey.
->'''Connie''': I know it's a donkey, what's it doing in my lounge?!
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnGirls''
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->'''King Jack:''' You know of our long-time trusted ally, the Plaid Kingdom, right? For many years now, we've been discussing the idea of unifying both kingdoms and strengthening our bonds. Do you know [[AltarDiplomacy what that means]]?\\

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->'''King Jack:''' You know of our [Pastel Kingdom's] long-time trusted ally, the Plaid Kingdom, right? For many years now, we've been discussing the idea of unifying both kingdoms and strengthening our bonds. Do you know [[AltarDiplomacy what that means]]?\\
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->'''King Jack:''' You know of our long-time trusted ally, the Plaid Kingdom, right? For many years now, we've been discussing the idea of unifying both kingdoms and strengthening our bonds. Do you know [[AltarDiplomacy what that means]]?\\
'''Princess Lorena:''' Yeah, it means an impending fashion disaster because pastels and plaid look gross together.
-->--''Webcomic/CursedPrincessClub'' [[https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/cursed-princess-club/ep-2-the-big-news/viewer?title_no=1537&episode_no=2 Episode 2]]

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'''Chum Chum:''' Kyle, for the last time! It's NOT actual gum! It's just how we pick who's it in freeze tag!

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'''Chum Chum:''' Kyle, for the last time! [[LiteralMinded It's NOT actual gum! gum!]] It's just how we pick who's it in freeze tag!




to:

->'''Chum Chum:''' I really liked that part where we celebrated in the parking lot. ...The rest is a little foggy, though.
'''Kyle:''' "Foggy"?! We danced with ''death!'' I shall carry a mental picture of this horror forever!
'''Chum Chum:''' [[LiteralMinded Pictures?]] Ooh! Make sure you get doubles!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'', "Fan vs. Wild"

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-->-- WesternAnimation/{{Catscratch}}



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-->-- WesternAnimation/{{Catscratch}}


''WesternAnimation/{{Catscratch}}''

->'''Fanboy:''' Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish. How many pieces do you wish? ''(stops on Kyle)''\\
'''Kyle:''' Gum? None for me, thank you. My orthodontist strictly forbids it.\\
'''Chum Chum:''' Kyle, for the last time! It's NOT actual gum! It's just how we pick who's it in freeze tag!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'', "Freeze Tag"

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->''I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[WhatAnIdiot i hate japenese music]], [[FacePalm it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]''

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->''I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[WhatAnIdiot i hate japenese music]], music, [[FacePalm it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]''
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-->'''Joe:''' What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood.\\

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-->'''Joe:''' ->'''Joe:''' What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood.\\
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-->'''Joe:''' What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood.\\
'''Jerry:''' Why, you think he's too old for me? [...] Look, I know there's a problem, Joe.\\
'''Joe:''' I'll say there is.\\
'''Jerry:''' His mother - we need her approval, but I'm not worried because I don't smoke.\\
'''Joe:''' Jerry. There's another problem, like what are you gonna do on your honeymoon?\\
'''Jerry:''' We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera but I'm kinda leaning toward Niagara Falls.
-->--''Film/SomeLikeItHot''
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-->--''Film/TheBabysitter''

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-->--''Film/TheBabysitter''
-->--''Film/TheBabysitter2017''

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to:

->''[[SarcasmMode The first step to ending racism is obvious…]] to ban'' TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering ''cards. Wizards of the Coast has taken brave steps to ban seven cards from their game, which depict some of the worst things in history. The Crusades, imprisonment… [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and gypsies.]] The most notable banning, of course, being "Invoke Prejudice", which- Oh, wow. (cut to close up of the card’s art, which features figures in robes and Ku Klux Klan-esque masks, with one of them wielding a giant axe) Okay, yeah, uh… If you’re a white player playing with this card, well, the problem is kinda obvious… it costs 4 blue mana, and if you’re splashing white in a blue deck, well, I know you’re privileged. Dual lands, you rich bitch!''
-->-- '''SAMTIME''', [[https://youtu.be/WJM6nWsMROE "How To End Racism"]]

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->'''Chi-Chi:''' Oh my brave little Warrior. He's too young to be fighting! [[EducationMama He should be at home, studying!]] But no! [[{{Wangst}} He had to listen to his father instead of me!]]\\
'''Ox-King:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Hey! Your son Gohan is no longer a baby! Why, he's transcended Goku and now he's become an honorable Saiyan warrior. If you haven't figured it out by now, both your husband and your son are battling to save an entire planet, and without them, we have nothing! Oh sure, I wish it was me instead of him, but Gohan is the only hope we have left!]] Come on, Chi-Chi, everything will be okay.\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' Is there more... [[PreMortemOneLiner or are you done preaching to me?]]\\
'''Ox-King:''' [[OhCrap But Chi-Chi!]]\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' [[HairTriggerTemper Get out of here!]] (''[[TantrumThrowing throws a TV at Ox-King]]'') [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint You're saying I don't know my own son?! You think just by saving the Earth he'll be able to get into a good school?! And then what? You think he'll be able to get a decent job?!]] [[CallingTheOldManOut You're the one who doesn't have a clue!]]\\
'''Ox-King:''' Alright Chi-Chi, just calm down!\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' You want me to calm DOWN?!! Someone else can fight those stupid battles, I just don't want him to be a hooligan! Goku, you bring me back my baby RIGHT NOW!!
-->--''Anime/DragonBallZ'', "Awakening"
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-> And Megamind! This one's for [[PaperThinDisguise Space Step-Mom]]! '''''You lied to her!'''''

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-> And ''And Megamind! This one's for [[PaperThinDisguise Space Step-Mom]]! '''''You '''You lied to her!'''''



->I don't like you, cain't you get that through your head!?\\
LOOK, I'm [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Grape-Nose-Boy!]] BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY...
-->--'''Dexter and Ed''', ''Film/GoodBurger''

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->I ->'''Dexter''': I don't like you, cain't you get that through your head!?\\
'''Ed''': LOOK, I'm [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Grape-Nose-Boy!]] BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY...
-->--'''Dexter and Ed''', ''Film/GoodBurger''
-->--''Film/GoodBurger''



-->--'''Jay, ''Film/{{Dogma}}'', on the revelation that Bethany's the descendant of Jesus.'''

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-->--'''Jay, -->--'''Jay''', ''Film/{{Dogma}}'', on the revelation that Bethany's the descendant of Jesus.'''
Jesus.



->"Do not damage the safety equipment. Remove it, in case of danger."

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->"Do ->''"Do not damage the safety equipment. Remove it, in case of danger.""''



->"I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED GONZALES! STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES, YOU CHICKEN NUGGET!"

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->"I ->''"I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED GONZALES! STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES, YOU CHICKEN NUGGET!"NUGGET!"''



-->--Deekin Scalesinger, Grobnar Gnomehands, Qara, Sand, and Shandra Jerro, ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2''

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-->--Deekin -->--'''Deekin Scalesinger, Grobnar Gnomehands, Qara, Sand, and Shandra Jerro, Jerro''', ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2''



->Zii, as [[GratuitousFrench une lesbienne]], I'm... I'm... '''I'm going to miss boooooooooys!'''

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->Zii, ->''Zii, as [[GratuitousFrench une lesbienne]], I'm... I'm... '''I'm going to miss boooooooooys!'''boooooooooys!'''''



->"The company I'm building is called wash-email-chine. You know how hard it is to get quarters at a laundromat? Well for a monthly fee we mail you a washing machine with the quarters already inside it so you can just wash your clothes then send it back with the provided envelope."

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->"The ->''"The company I'm building is called wash-email-chine. You know how hard it is to get quarters at a laundromat? Well for a monthly fee we mail you a washing machine with the quarters already inside it so you can just wash your clothes then send it back with the provided envelope.""''



->I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[WhatAnIdiot i hate japenese music]], [[FacePalm it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]

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->I ->''I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[WhatAnIdiot i hate japenese music]], [[FacePalm it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]think]]''
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->'''Dr. Raymond Stantz''': Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.\\
'''Walter Peck''': They caused an explosion!\\
'''Mayor''': Is this true?\\
'''Dr. Peter Venkman''': Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
-->--''Film/Ghostbusters1984''
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->'''Norman''': I like to be alone.\\
'''Neil''': So do I! Let's do it together!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman''
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->'''Waluigi:''' I guess Bowser's back home early? ''[grunt]''\\
'''Wario:''' ''[grunts, then notices Bowser Jr. in the window]'' Whoa! Hmm, I don't think so. Look up there. I think we just got scammed by a kindeygartner.\\
'''Waluigi:''' Am I supposed to be impressed? [[BookDumb I only have a preschool education!]] This is normal! Kindergartners are like Einstein to me! Uh...that's a smart guy, right? Did I speak well?
-->--''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "Home Alone"
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-> And Megamind! This was for [[PaperThinDisguise Space Step-Mom]]! '''''You lied to her!'''''

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-> And Megamind! This was one's for [[PaperThinDisguise Space Step-Mom]]! '''''You lied to her!'''''

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