History Quotes / ClosetGeek

'''Camila:''' Oh! Ha-ha! Funny how things just show up in basements, right, without you hiding or putting them there. ''[giggles nervously]'' Life sure is ''full of surprises!''\\

-->--'''{{Website/Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21377_8-celebrities-who-are-great-at-last-thing-youd-expect_p2.html "8 Celebrities Who Are Great at the Last Thing You'd Expect"]]

->'''Chazz:''' Kayla, there's something I gotta tell ya. I was a geek in high school. (''the crowd gasps'') I had really short hair. I played ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', I had a bug collection, I ate my boogers. My name's not Chazz; [[EmbarrassingFirstName it's Chester]], and I understand if you don't love me anymore.
->(''{{beat}}'')
->'''Rocker 1:''' I played D&D too!
->'''[[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy]]:''' I was editor of the school magazine!
->'''Rocker 2:''' I used to wear corduroy pants!
->'''John Melendez:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms I used to masturbate... constantly]]!

->''"I'm in here by accident, understand? Accident! If word gets out I like "boy stuff", all my friends will think I'm weird."''
-->-- '''Trixie''' in "[[Recap/TheFairlyOddParentsS2E12TheBoyWhoWouldBeQueen The Boy Who Would Be Queen]]" after being discovered in a comic book store, ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents''

->'''Gus:''' Guess what I've got planned? I'm gonna be Captain Avery, and you're... ''(takes out a prop communicator)''
->'''Hunter:''' ''(gasp)'' Chief Engineer O'Bailey?! ''(squees)''
->'''Camila:''' ''(gulps)'' Uh, how do you know about ''Cosmic Frontier''?
->'''Hunter:''' All the books in your basement.
->'''Camila:''' Oh! Ha-ha! Funny how things just show up in basements, right, without you hiding or putting them there. ''(giggles nervously)'' Life sure is ''full of surprises!''
->'''Gus:''' ''(beat)'' Cool. Humans freak out just like us.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "Thanks to Them"

->'''Camilla:''' ''(gulps)'' Uh, how do you know about ''Cosmic Frontier''?

->'''Camilla:''' Oh! Ha-ha! Funny how things just show up in basements, right, without you hiding or putting them there. ''(giggles nervously)'' Life sure is ''full of surprises!''

->''I'm in here by accident, understand? Accident! If word gets out I like "boy stuff", all my friends will think I'm weird.''

->''"Music/RodStewart, the aging rock star who can't stop wondering whether we think he's sexy (nope), revealed a few years ago that he's into building model trains...According to the National Model Railroad Association of America, his official title is '[[OldMaster Master Model Railroader.]]' There aren't a lot of photos of Stewart's kinda terrifying mini world because he doesn't open his doors to most film crews. He shows the train set only to a single magazine called ''Model Railroader'', which he, no shit, refers to as 'better than ''Rolling Stone''.' Clearly, Stewart needs to be introduced to ''VideoGame/SimCity'' before his train set ends up covering most of North America and nothing remains that isn't stuck together with super glue."''\\
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21377_8-celebrities-who-are-great-at-last-thing-youd-expect_p2.html "8 Celebrities Who Are Great at the Last Thing You'd Expect"]]

->I'm in here by accident, understand? Accident! If word gets out I like "boy stuff", all my friends will think I'm weird.

--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21377_8-celebrities-who-are-great-at-last-thing-youd-expect_p2.html "8 Celebrities Who Are Great at the Last Thing You'd Expect"]]

->-- '''Trixie''' in "[[Recap/TheFairlyOddParentsS2E12TheBoyWhoWouldBeQueen The Boy Who Would Be Queen]]" after being discovered in a comic book store, ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents''

->''"Music/RodStewart, the aging rock star who can't stop wondering whether we think he's sexy (nope), revealed a few years ago that he's into building model trains...According to the National Model Railroad Association of America, his official title is '[[OldMaster Master Model Railroader.]]' There aren't a lot of photos of Stewart's kinda terrifying mini world because he doesn't open his doors to most film crews. He shows the train set only to a single magazine called ''Model Railroader'', which he, no shit, refers to as 'better than ''Rolling Stone''.' Clearly, Stewart needs to be introduced to ''SimCity'' before his train set ends up covering most of North America and nothing remains that isn't stuck together with super glue."''\\

->'''Rocker 2:';' I used to wear corduroy pants!

->'''Chazz:''' Kayla, there's something I gotta tell ya. I was a geek in high school. (''the crowd gasps'') I had really short hair. I played ''TabletopGameDungeonsAndDragons'', I had a bug collection, I ate my boogers. My name's not Chazz; [[EmbarrassingFirstName it's Chester]], and I understand if you don't love me anymore.

->'''Rocker 2:'' I used to wear corduroy pants!

--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21377_8-celebrities-who-are-great-at-last-thing-youd-expect_p2.html "8 Celebrities Who Are Great at the Last Thing You'd Expect"]]