History Quotes / CaptainObviousReveal

-> ''It's pot! ...IT'S POT! The missing ingredient is pot! Spoilers, the secret ingredient is going to be pot! In this movie [[StonerFlick that revolves entirely around pot]], in which two characters literally are pot, yes! The science project will be rescued with pot! Sorry for giving that away, [[SarcasmMode it's gonna be mind-blowing when you found out.]]''

->'''[[Characters/SupermanLexLuthor Lex Luthor]]:''' Hello, my dear.
->'''[[Characters/SupermanLoisLane Lois Lane]]:''' Aha! I knew it! Through my journalistic skills, I figured out it was you, thus completing my essential role to this film.
->'''Lex:''' Oh, you figured out that Lex Luthor was the bad guy, huh? Real brainscratcher there. Nobody else would've figured that one out. ''[Lois's smile starts to fade]'' You really solidified yourself as a necessity there. You know what I was doing while you were figuring out that incredible info? Figured out who Superman was, figured out who Batman was, and I planned two kidnappings to take place on the night that he was planning to finish him off. ''[He looks behind him and the Bat Signal comes on]'' See? See? There you go. And you know what the best part is? I did all of that off-screen! So even ''I'' don't know how I did all this impossible shit!
->'''Lois:''' Um...
->''[Lex puts on a '''[[ComicBook/TheJoker very]]''' familiar jacket.]''
->'''Lex:''' Phew, is it chilly up here or is that just the cold uselessness of your character?

-->-- Comment on '''Creator/ProZD'''[='=]s video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you]]"

''Is [[SuddenlyShouting PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXIST!]]

->''"[The Engineer] has clearly been taken over by the intelligence behind those robots - AKA [[Characters/SupermanBrainiacCharacter Brainiac]]. Look, I get that they were trying to go for a big reveal, but ''that's Brainiac’s [[IconicLogo symbol]]!'' By this point in Franchise/TheDCU, ComicBook/{{New 52}} or not, the three circles connected like that are Brainiac's symbol! It’s like sticking a bat-logo on everything and then being shocked that Franchise/{{Batman}} is behind it!"''

->''"[The Engineer] has clearly been taken over by the intelligence behind those robots - AKA ComicBook/{{Brainiac}}. Look, I get that they were trying to go for a big reveal, but ''that's Brainiac’s [[IconicLogo symbol]]!'' By this point in Franchise/TheDCU, ComicBook/{{New 52}} or not, the three circles connected like that are Brainiac's symbol! It’s like sticking a bat-logo on everything and then being shocked that Franchise/{{Batman}} is behind it!"''

->'''ComicBook/LexLuthor:''' Hello, my dear.
->'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' Aha! I knew it! Through my journalistic skills, I figured out it was you, thus completing my essential role to this film.

->''"I remember being confused by [[spoiler:Lysandre]] in ''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY X/Y]]'' because I didn't realize him being a villain was supposed to be a secret. Like I legit didn't understand the game wanted me to think he wasn't the leader of Team Flare."''
-->-- Comment on Creator/ProZD's video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you]]"

->''"This movie does everything in its power to make you think that the villain is this guy[[note]]Krei[[/note]] who I'm just gonna call [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 Mark Beaks.]] Wait, didn't I already do that joke? Anyway, turns out it's this guy. [[note]]Professor Callaghan[[/note]] Who could have seen this coming? Me."''

->"[[SarcasmMode Holy shit, I think Marty might be the killer]]!"

->"[The Engineer] has clearly been taken over by the intelligence behind those robots - AKA ComicBook/{{Brainiac}}. Look, I get that they were trying to go for a big reveal, but ''that's Brainiac’s [[IconicLogo symbol]]!'' By this point in Franchise/TheDCU, ComicBook/{{New 52}} or not, the three circles connected like that are Brainiac's symbol! It’s like sticking a bat-logo on everything and then being shocked that Franchise/{{Batman}} is behind it!"

->"My God... that dinosaur that looks like a raptor, acts like a raptor, sounds like a raptor and moves like a raptor... ''I think it's part raptor!''"

->"[[DullSurprise Oh. What a big surprise.]] [[SarcasmMode I can't believe it's DIO. Again. Oh no what a big shock. Impossible. How could this happen?]]"

->"I remember being confused by [[spoiler:Lysandre]] in [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY X/Y]] because I didn't realize him being a villain was supposed to be a secret. Like I legit didn't understand the game wanted me to think he wasn't the leader of Team Flare."

->"This movie does everything in its power to make you think that the villain is this guy[[note]]Krei[[/note]] who I'm just gonna call [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 Mark Beaks.]] Wait, didn't I already do that joke? Anyway, turns out it's this guy. [[note]]Professor Callaghan[[/note]] Who could have seen this coming? Me."

->"The Obvious Villain was a villain!"

->"In a climactic showdown, the evil gang leader grandly reveals that he didn't like Jake's dad much. ({{beat}}) ''That[='=]s the mystery?'' I assumed that much when he sent 11,000 murderers dressed like Music/GunsNRoses backup drummers!"

->''"In a climactic showdown, the evil gang leader grandly reveals that he didn't like Jake's dad much. ({{beat}}) ''That[='=]s the mystery?'' I assumed that much when he sent 11,000 murderers dressed like Music/GunsNRoses backup drummers!"