History Quotes / CaptainErsatz

-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjoeyc6I BLONIC]]''

'''Bystander 2''': It looks like Godzilla, but due to [[ClumsyCopyrightCensorship international copyright laws]], it's not.\\

->''"Even by [[TheMockbuster mockbuster]] standards, this movie rips off a lot. In the boarding montage alone, we find obvious [[{{Expy}} expies]] of [[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Cruella de Vil and her henchmen]], [[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs Azrael the Cat]], [[WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail the Mousekewitz family]], [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Jessica Rabbit]], [[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Pongo and Perdita]], Granny from the [[WesternAnimation/SylvesterTheCatAndTweetyBird Sylvester and Tweety]] cartoons, that bird from ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNIMH'', WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales, Literature/SherlockHolmes and... UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler?"''

->''"I had to call him the "Phrenetic". His name's the "Phanatic". But I'm gonna get sued by Major League Baseball if I call him the "Phanatic"."''

'''Bystander 2''': Actually, due to [[ClumsyCopyrightCensorship international copyright law]], it's not.\\

-->--'''Sam''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFanDub'', [[Videogame/UntilDawn "Until Dawn - Part 1"]]

->In the year 2214, Earth scientists created the "Hypergate", a portal to another dimension, but the only one capable to traverse it is our hero Metallion, who is [[ChromeChampion made of living metal]], just like his (horrible, egg-shaped) spaceship...He's your typical "tough guy" - in the intro looks like a rip-off of ''Franchise/MortalKombat''[='s=] Kano (so, a second generation rip-off, since Kano himself is based on the Franchise/{{Terminator}}) but with the added ability of turning into a glob of liquid metal. Conveniently, when in liquid form he is (mostly) invulnerable and undetectable by the enemies, but forget about being able to murder them stealthily like the T-1000 cyborg. In this status he is only able to very slowly ooze around and go down pipes like some kind of drain cleaning product.
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-metalmorph.htm Federico Tiraboschi ]]''' on ''Metal Morph'' ([[UsefulNotes/SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem SNES]], 1994)

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cyETmqp4o4 A Revenge of Shinobi LP comment response in Tropes vs. Ninjas Round 7: New York... uh, I Suppose]]

->"I had to call him the "Phrenetic". His name's the "Phanatic". But I'm gonna get sued by Major League Baseball if I call him the "Phanatic"."

->In the year 2214, Earth scientists created the "Hypergate", a portal to another dimension, but the only one capable to traverse it is our hero Metallion, who is [[ChromeChampion made of living metal]], just like his (horrible, egg-shaped) spaceship...He's your typical "tough guy" - in the intro looks like a rip-off of ''VideoGame/MortalKombat''[='s=] Kano (so, a second generation rip-off, since Kano himself is based on the Franchise/{{Terminator}}) but with the added ability of turning into a glob of liquid metal. Conveniently, when in liquid form he is (mostly) invulnerable and undetectable by the enemies, but forget about being able to murder them stealthily like the T-1000 cyborg. In this status he is only able to very slowly ooze around and go down pipes like some kind of drain cleaning product.

->If you're thinking to yourself that this seems a lot like ''VideoGame/PapersPlease'', I have no idea if you're correct or not. This is ''Border Officer''. Very different. "Legally distinct" (probably) from ''Papers, Please''. And it involves you being an officer at the border. ''Very'' different. You have to inspect people's documentation and see them through the border. '''''Very different'''''.
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZtQoQR-40U Border Officer]]''

-->--''Tower of Torment,'' ''[[VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures I & II Deluxe]]''

->'''Shary Bobbins''': Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins.\\

->In the year 2214, Earth scientists created the "Hypergate", a portal to another dimension, but the only one capable to traverse it is our hero Metallion, who is [[ChromeChampion made of living metal]], just like his (horrible, egg-shaped) spaceship...He's your typical "tough guy" - in the intro looks like a rip-off of ''VideoGame/MortalKombat''[='s=] Kano (so, a second generation rip-off, since Kano himself is based on [[{{Franchise/TheTerminator}} the Terminator]]) but with the added ability of turning into a glob of liquid metal. Conveniently, when in liquid form he is (mostly) invulnerable and undetectable by the enemies, but forget about being able to murder them stealthily like the T-1000 cyborg. In this status he is only able to very slowly ooze around and go down pipes like some kind of drain cleaning product.

->''"''Edward Randy'' doesn't really bother to hide its inspiration from ''Film/IndianaJones''. He looks like an American action hero, and while he doesn't wear a fedora, he does carry a whip. The first stage, a boat chase through the waters of a European city, may well have been ripped straight from ''Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'', which was released the year prior. (There's nothing particularly wrong with that though, considering Lucasfilm's own action games based off ''The Last Crusade'' [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames were pretty bad.]])"''
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/edrandy/edrandy.htm Kurt Kalata]]''' on ''The Cliffhanger:Edward Randy'' ({{Creator/DataEast}})

->''I'm not Franchise/{{Sonic|TheHedgehog}}! I'm my original character, Blonic!''
->''And I'm not Tails. I'm my original character, Blails!''
->''People really need to get their facts straight.''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjoeyc6I BLONIC]]

->'''sandwichoftruthiness''': So you're a ninja and so far you've fought Rambo clones, Terminator-Hulk, Spider-Man, Batman and Godzilla. Did Sega's CEO just write some fan-fiction and tell them to make it into a game?\\
'''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}}''': Does the "Tropes vs. Ninjas" title make sense now?
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cyETmqp4o4 A Revenge of Shinobi LP comment response in Tropes vs. Ninjas Round 7: New York... uh, I Suppose]]

->''"''Edward Randy'' doesn't really bother to hide its inspiration from ''Film/IndianaJone''s. He looks like an American action hero, and while he doesn't wear a fedora, he does carry a whip. The first stage, a boat chase through the waters of a European city, may well have been ripped straight from ''Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'', which was released the year prior. (There's nothing particularly wrong with that though, considering Lucasfilm's own action games based off ''The Last Crusade'' [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames were pretty bad.]])"''
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/edrandy/edrandy.htm Kurt Kalata]]'''

-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cyETmqp4o4 A Revenge of Shinobi LP comment response in Tropes vs. Ninjas Round 7: New York... uh, I Suppose]]

-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cyETmqp4o4 Tropes vs. Ninja, A Revenge of Shinobi LP comment response]]

'''slowbeef''': Does the "Tropes vs. Ninjas" title make sense now?