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Shary Bobbins: Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins.
Homer Simpson: Did you say Mary Pop—
Shary Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
The Simpsons, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed-Grunt)cious"

"I'm not Sonic! I'm my original character, Blonic!"
"And I'm not Tails. I'm my original character, Blails!"
"People really need to get their facts straight."
BLONIC

sandwichoftruthiness: So you're a ninja and so far you've fought Rambo clones, Terminator-Hulk, Spider-Man, Batman and Godzilla. Did Sega's CEO just write some fan-fiction and tell them to make it into a game?
slowbeef: Does the "Tropes vs. Ninjas" title make sense now?

"I had to call him the "Phrenetic". His name's the "Phanatic". But I'm gonna get sued by Major League Baseball if I call him the "Phanatic"."
Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The World Series Defense"

Bryan:"He's a much better workers as Randy Savage than Jay Lethal."
Vinny:"That is true."
Bryan:"Everyone should just emulate somebody. Maybe that would make this a better business, that's how it used to work. You used to be able to watch a guy and go 'Oh, his favorite wrestler was soandso growing up.' Now you watch him and you're like 'His favorite wrestler was himself in the backyard'."
Vinny:"His favorite wrestler was Raw Vs Smackdown for Playstation 2."
The Bryan And Vinny Show, TNA Slammiversary 2007

The Angry Video Game Nerd: You look like shit! What the fuck happened?
The Fucking Rabbit: What da fuck do you expect, after gettin' shit on and blown up so much?! ...Besides, this way you ain't gettin' sued.
Tower of Torment, The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures I & II Deluxenote 

Bystander 1: RUUUUUUN! IT'S GODZILLLAAAAAA!!
Bystander 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.
Bystander 1: STILL, WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLAAAAAAA!
Bystander 2: (aside glance) Though it isn't.

"Oh God, it's the non-copyrighted character Sigjaw!"

"Oh yeah, and he's also totally just Tetsuo from AKIRA. All the way down to literally having the same voice actor, quoting Tetsuo's lines from the movie, and this is his big, ultimate super move:"
(cut to gameplay, depicting K9999's arm turning into a grotesque mass of flesh, just like Tetsuo's)

"Even by mockbuster standards, this movie rips off a lot. In the boarding montage alone, we find obvious expies of Cruella de Vil and her henchmen, Azrael the Cat, the Mousekewitz family, Jessica Rabbit, Pongo and Perdita, Granny from the Sylvester and Tweety cartoons, that bird from The Secret of NIMH, Speedy Gonzales, Sherlock Holmes and... Adolf Hitler?"

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