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'''Krusty:''' Hey, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the Queen of England out of your face!

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'''Krusty:''' Hey, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike keeping the Queen of England out of your face!face!]]
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->That joke only took [[WebcomicTime fifteen years]] to set up, I hope you all appreciate it!

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->That ->''That joke only took [[WebcomicTime fifteen years]] to set up, I hope you all appreciate it!it!''
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-->-- '''Borat Sagdiyev''' finally nailing a "not!" joke, ''Film/BoratSubsequentMoviefilm''

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-->-- '''Borat Sagdiyev''' finally nailing a "not!" joke, joke after failing for an entire film, ''Film/BoratSubsequentMoviefilm''
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->''Jagshemash! My name Borat. My life is nice. Not!''
-->-- '''Borat Sagdiyev''' finally nailing a "not!" joke, ''Film/BoratSubsequentMoviefilm''
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->'''Homer:''' If I didn't have this gun, the Queen of England could just walk in here anytime she wants and start shoving you around.\\
''[...]''\\
'''Krusty:''' Hey, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the Queen of England out of your face!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "The Cartridge Family"
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There's an example somewhere that points out this distinction that technically they never fired ONE gun whilst jumping through the air, and I think it works to add it.


-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz'' [[labelnote:spoilers]](Nick and Danny would end up doing all of that during the climax.) [[/labelnote]]

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-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz'' [[labelnote:spoilers]](Nick and Danny would end up doing all of that during the climax.climax, except possibly firing one gun whilst jumping through the air unless you consider that part of firing two guns whilst jumping through the air.) [[/labelnote]]
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->'''Norrington:''' You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.\\
'''Jack:''' But you ''have'' heard of me.\\
''[after Jack steals a ship that needs a crew of fifty with two people, all while dodging an entire army]''\\
'''Groves:''' ...that's got to be the best pirate I've ever heard of.\\
'''Norrington:''' ''[DeathGlare]''

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->'''Norrington:''' You are, without a doubt, the worst ''worst'' pirate I have I've ever heard of.\\
'''Jack:''' '''Jack:''' ...But you ''have'' heard of me.\\
''[after ''[Later, after Jack successfully steals a ship that needs a crew of fifty with only two people, people including himself, all while dodging an entire army]''\\
'''Groves:''' ...that's '''Groves:''' That's got to be the best pirate I've ever heard of.seen.\\
'''Norrington:''' ''[DeathGlare]''''[bitterly]'' So it would seem.
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->'''Male Caller:''' Hey, ya ever ate possum? That's some good eating.\\
'''Lazlow:''' Nah, can't really say I have.\\
'''Male Caller:''' Hell, you oughta try it sometime. I tell you man, it's good eating. Possum, raccoons, even zebra meat. Cooks up pretty good.\\
'''Lazlow:''' Do you have anything else to say or...\\
'''Male Caller:''' Pigeons. Pigeons are good too. Sometimes, they come with notes attached. It's like a fortune cookie with wings.\\
''Later (or earlier depending on when you tuned in)''\\
'''Lazlow:''' Your organization is called "[=CRAP=]". What kind of moron are you? You want to round up people for using a phone, but you're calling up on a phone to tell the world about it! I mean how many people are there in this "[=CRAP=]"?\\
'''Female Caller:''' Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!\\
'''Lazlow:''' How many people?\\
'''Female Caller:''' There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons and they keep disappearing.
-->--''[[Radio/GTARadio Chatterbox]]'' as featured in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII''
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->'''Sully:''' Here, have some beers in Val Verde, Matrix. It'll give everyone a little more time with your daughter.\\
'''Matrix:''' You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.\\
''Later, Matrix holds Sully over the edge of a cliff.''\\
'''Matrix:''' Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?\\
'''Sully:''' That's right, Matrix! You did!\\
'''Matrix:''' I lied.\\
''Drops Sully and goes off to kill the rest of the villains.''
-->--''Film/{{Commando}}''
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->[[DarkActionGirl Rachel]] had a kind of dreamy look on her face. You'd have thought she was enjoying the show. Only I noticed the guy sitting next to her was trying to hold her hand. And that [[TranquilFury dreamy look]] was Rachel wondering [[{{Fingore}} which of the guy's fingers she should break]].
->I looked back at the show. It was a pretty good show.
->I heard a stifled yelp of pain coming from four rows back and to the right.
->That familiar "[[Disney/TheLionKing Circle of Life]]" song started up and Disney animals were cavorting and singing and the music was swelling and Marco's ears were going nuts and a wounded male voice was saying, "Jeez, you almost broke my finger!" and [[TimeStandsStill then it all stopped]].

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->[[DarkActionGirl Rachel]] had a kind of dreamy look on her face. You'd have thought she was enjoying the show. Only I noticed the guy sitting next to her was trying to hold her hand. And that [[TranquilFury dreamy look]] was Rachel wondering [[{{Fingore}} which of the guy's fingers she should break]].
->I
break]].\\
I
looked back at the show. It was a pretty good show.
->I
show.\\
I
heard a stifled yelp of pain coming from four rows back and to the right.
->That
right.\\
That
familiar "[[Disney/TheLionKing Circle [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "Circle of Life]]" Life"]] song started up and Disney animals were cavorting and singing and the music was swelling and Marco's ears were going nuts and a wounded male voice was saying, "Jeez, you almost broke my finger!" and [[TimeStandsStill then it all stopped]].
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-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

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-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''
''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove''
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->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired [[GunsAkimbo two guns]] whilst jumping through the air?\\

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->'''Danny:''' '''Danny:''' Have you ever fired [[GunsAkimbo two guns]] whilst jumping through the air?\\
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Make the note apply to both.


'''Nick:''' No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"!
-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''

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'''Nick:''' No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"!
-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''
"Aaaagh"!\\
''[...]''\\
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-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz'' [[note]] [[spoiler:(Nick and Danny would end up doing all of that during the climax.)]] [[/note]]

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-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz'' [[note]] [[spoiler:(Nick [[labelnote:spoilers]](Nick and Danny would end up doing all of that during the climax.)]] [[/note]]
) [[/labelnote]]



->'''Aquamarine:''' Let's see. Yellow Diamond asked for [[HumansThroughAlienEyes a Mydad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a Mailman, and an Onionithink]]. Six human variations specified in a report by Peridot-5XG.

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->'''Aquamarine:''' Let's see. Yellow Diamond asked for [[HumansThroughAlienEyes a Mydad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a Mailman, and an Onionithink]].Onion-I-Think]]. Six human variations specified in a report by Peridot-5XG.
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->[[DarkActionGirl Rachel]] had a kind of dreamy look on her face. You'd have thought she was enjoying the show. Only I noticed the guy sitting next to her was trying to hold her hand. And that [[TranquilFury dreamy look]] was Rachel wondering [[{{Fingore}} which of the guy's fingers she should break]].
->I looked back at the show. It was a pretty good show.
->I heard a stifled yelp of pain coming from four rows back and to the right.
->That familiar "[[Disney/TheLionKing Circle of Life]]" song started up and Disney animals were cavorting and singing and the music was swelling and Marco's ears were going nuts and a wounded male voice was saying, "Jeez, you almost broke my finger!" and [[TimeStandsStill then it all stopped]].
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #26: The Attack''
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->That joke only took [[WebcomicTime fifteen years]] to set up, I hope you all appreciate it!
-->--The authors of ''WebComic/NoNeedForBushido'' cheerfully lampshading this trope in their comic.
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->'''Aquamarine:''' Let's see. Yellow Diamond asked for [[HumansThroughAlienEyes a Mydad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a Mailman, and an Onionithink]]. Six human variations specified in a report by Peridot-5XG.
->''(Steven gasps in realization, triggering a flashback to when he met Peridot in "Marble Madness")''
->'''Steven:''' Oh no, there's lots of humans. There's my dad, Connie, Lars and Sadie, the mailman, Onion... [[CreepyChild I think]].
->''(back in the present)''
->'''Steven:''' ''[[OhCrap The list!]]''
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "I Am My Mom"
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''[[Minutes later]]''\\

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''[[Minutes later]]''\\''[Minutes later]''\\
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->'''Passenger 2:''' Now, should I give you the money or should I [[AssShove shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?]] Hee-hee!\\
'''Willie:''' Why you fucking hard-on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head with a Louisville, fucking slugger! What do you think of that, assfuck!?\\
''[[Minutes later]]''\\
'''Passenger 6:''' Yeah, do you want the money or should I just [[AssShove shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?]]\\
'''Willie:''' We-he-hell, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard! Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking, repeating shit!
-->-- ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS1E13TollBoothWillie Toll Booth Willie]]''
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'''Yzma:''' ''[fading voice]'' Wrong lever!... ''[walking out of crocodile pit]'' Why do we even ''have'' that lever?\\

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'''Yzma:''' ''[fading voice]'' Wrong lever!... '''Wrong lever!...''' ''[walking out of crocodile pit]'' Why do we even ''have'' that lever?\\
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-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''

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-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''
''Film/HotFuzz'' [[note]] [[spoiler:(Nick and Danny would end up doing all of that during the climax.)]] [[/note]]
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->'''Norrington:''' You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.\\
'''Jack:''' But you ''have'' heard of me.\\
''[after Jack steals a ship that needs a crew of fifty with two people, all while dodging an entire army]''\\
'''Groves:''' ...that's got to be the best pirate I've ever heard of.\\
'''Norrington:''' ''[DeathGlare]''
-->--''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''
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->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"?
->'''Nick:''' No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"!

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->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"?
->'''Nick:'''
"Aaaagh"?\\
'''Nick:'''
No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"!



->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired [[GunsAkimbo two guns]] whilst jumping through the air?
->'''Nick:''' No.
->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired ''one'' gun whilst jumping through the air?
->'''Nick:''' No.
->'''Danny:''' Have you ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
->'''Nick:''' Yes, I have.
->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun whilst in a high-speed pursuit?
->'''Nick:''' No!

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->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired [[GunsAkimbo two guns]] whilst jumping through the air?
->'''Nick:''' No.
->'''Danny:'''
air?\\
'''Nick:''' No.\\
'''Danny:'''
Have you ever fired ''one'' gun whilst jumping through the air?
->'''Nick:''' No.
->'''Danny:'''
air?\\
'''Nick:''' No.\\
'''Danny:'''
Have you ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
->'''Nick:'''
pursuit?\\
'''Nick:'''
Yes, I have.
->'''Danny:'''
have.\\
'''Danny:'''
Have you ever fired your gun whilst in a high-speed pursuit?
->'''Nick:'''
pursuit?\\
'''Nick:'''
No!



->'''Yzma:''' Pull the lever, Kronk.
->''(Kronk pulls lever. Yzma drops through floor out of sight)''
->'''Yzma:''' (Fading voice) Wrong lever!... (Walking out of crocodile pit) Why do we even ''have'' that lever?'
->''(Almost an hour later)''
->'''Kuzco:''' (Walking out of same crocodile pit) Ok, why does she even ''have'' that lever?

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->'''Yzma:''' Pull the lever, Kronk.
->''(Kronk
Kronk!\\
''[Kronk
pulls lever. Yzma drops through floor out of sight)''
->'''Yzma:''' (Fading voice)
sight]''\\
'''Yzma:''' ''[fading voice]''
Wrong lever!... (Walking ''[walking out of crocodile pit) pit]'' Why do we even ''have'' that lever?'
->''(Almost
lever?\\
''[almost
an hour later)''
->'''Kuzco:''' (Walking
later]''\\
'''Kuzco:''' ''[walking
out of same crocodile pit) pit]'' Ok, why does she even ''have'' that lever?
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-->-- ''The Emporer's New Groove''

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-->-- ''The Emporer's New Groove''''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

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''(Kronk pulls lever. Yzma drops through floor out of sight)''

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''(Kronk ->''(Kronk pulls lever. Yzma drops through floor out of sight)''



''(Almost an hour later)''

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''(Almost ->''(Almost an hour later)''


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-->-- ''The Emporer's New Groove''
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->'''Yzma:''' Pull the lever, Kronk.
''(Kronk pulls lever. Yzma drops through floor out of sight)''
->'''Yzma:''' (Fading voice) Wrong lever!... (Walking out of crocodile pit) Why do we even ''have'' that lever?'
''(Almost an hour later)''
->'''Kuzco:''' (Walking out of same crocodile pit) Ok, why does she even ''have'' that lever?
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-->-- '''Film/HotFuzz''

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-->-- '''Film/HotFuzz''
''Film/HotFuzz''
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->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"?
->'''Nick:''' No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"!
-->-- '''Film/HotFuzz''

->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired [[GunsAkimbo two guns]] whilst jumping through the air?
->'''Nick:''' No.
->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired ''one'' gun whilst jumping through the air?
->'''Nick:''' No.
->'''Danny:''' Have you ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
->'''Nick:''' Yes, I have.
->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun whilst in a high-speed pursuit?
->'''Nick:''' No!
-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''
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->''I gotta be honest. I was hoping this whole Chaos thing was going to turn out to be like a metaphor.''

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->''I ->''"I gotta be honest. I was hoping this whole Chaos thing was going to turn out to be like a metaphor.''"''



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--> -- '''Red Mage''', ''[=~8-Bit Theater~=]''

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--> -- '''Red Mage''', ''[=~8-Bit Theater~=]''''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
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