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->'''Lori''': Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!\\
'''Douglas Quaid''': *shoots Lori* Consider that a divorce!
-->--''Film/TotalRecall1990''
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->'''Major Boothroyd''': ''Don't touch that! That's my lunch!''
-->-- Snatching a sandwich out of Bond's hand, who was looking it over thinking it was another disguised gadget.
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->''This never happened to the other fella.''
-->-- (To the viewer) After the woman he just saved from a pack of mooks runs away rather than stick around for a romantic interlude, like in Connery's Bond films.
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->''"Walk away from that, you son of a bitch!"''
-->--'''ComicBook/IronMan''', ''Film/IronMan3''
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->''"[[BigBad He]] is ''not'' a god!"''
-->--'''[[HandsomeHeroicCaveman D'Leh]]''', right after spearing [[AGodAmI the Allmighty]], ''Film/TenThousandBC''
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->''"Oh, don't tell me you're leaving? Sal wanted to go... but he decided to stick around!"''
-->--'''Angela''', ''Film/NightOfTheDemons1988''

->''"What's the matter, Judy? Don't you like your blind date?"''
-->--'''Angela''', ''Film/NightOfTheDemons1988''
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->''"You don't need that spine. It's holding you back."''
-->--'''Kung Fury''', ''Film/KungFury''
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->''"You are under arrest. You have the right to remain disgusting."''
-->--'''Doug Bigelow''', ''Film/DeadHeat''

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-->-- Captain America to Henry Pym, ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''

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-->-- Captain America -->--'''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica''' to '''[[ComicBook/AntMan Henry Pym, Pym]]''', ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''


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->''"I wanted to come up with like a one-liner like 'You were axing for this' or something. That would be really cool, right?"''
-->--'''Medina''', ''Film/{{Deathgasm}}''
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->'''Colonel Mortimer''': Any trouble, boy?\\
'''Manco''': No, old man. I thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.
-->--''Film/ForAFewDollarsMore''
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->''"He died a fitting end for the garbage he was."''
-->--'''Police Captain''', ''Film/BloodFeast''
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->''"Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste."''
-->--'''Toxie''', ''Film/TheToxicAvenger''
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(''Shepard [[DestinationDefenstration shoves the mook out of the window behind him]]'')\\

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(''Shepard [[DestinationDefenstration [[DestinationDefenestration shoves the mook out of the window behind him]]'')\\
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->'''Eclipse Mook''': I've got nothing more to say to you-\\
(''Shepard [[DestinationDefenstration shoves the mook out of the window behind him]]'')\\
'''Shepard''': How about "goodbye"?
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->"''It's open mic night in hell, old man. Sing all you want down there."''
-->-- '''Travis Touchdown''' to '''Dr. Peace''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''
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->"''You only made one mistake, one that got you killed. DIO, this whole thing might've ended differently, but...you went and pissed me off. Was it worth it?''"
-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''
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'''James Bond''': ''Oh, he blew a fuse.''
-->-- After Bond has electrocuted Oddjob.

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'''James Bond''': ''Oh, he blew a fuse.''
'' [[RuleOfThree Three more ticks]] and Mr. Goldfinger would've hit the jackpot.
-->-- After Bond has electrocuted Oddjob.
Oddjob while trying to defuse the bomb in Fort Knox.



-->-- After surviving the second attempt on his life by shorting out a machine in the pipeline, which gets the attention of a couple of pipeline workers who are quickly greeted by the sight of a dapper British gentlemen climbing out as they move in to fix the machine.

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-->-- After surviving the second attempt on his life by shorting out a machine in the pipeline, which gets the attention of a couple of pipeline workers who are quickly greeted by the sight of a dapper British gentlemen gentleman climbing out as they move in to fix the machine.

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-->-- '''Rock''', ''Manga/BlackLagoon'', after a would-be assassin gets blown up.

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-->-- '''Rock''', ''Manga/BlackLagoon'', after a would-be assassin in a helicopter gunship gets blown up.



-->-- Referring to the gangster that Oddjob killed minutes before.

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-->-- Referring to the gangster that Oddjob killed minutes before.
before via car crusher.



-->-- After taking out Xenia Onatopp.

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-->-- After taking out Xenia Onatopp.
Onatopp via squeezing her to death by means of taking out the pilot of her helicopter, pinning her to a tree.



->'''Major Boothroyd''': ''Don't say it!''
->'''James Bond''': ''The writing's on the wall?''



-->-- Adding to Bond's remark about how "the writing's on the wall" after demonstrating an exploding pen on a test dummy.

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-->-- Adding to Bond's remark about how "the writing's on After Q demonstrates the wall" after demonstrating an exploding pen on a test dummy.
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->"How big do you feel now, dirtbag?"
-->-- Captain America to Henry Pym, ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''
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-->-- ''Disney's Disney/{{Hercules}}: [[RecycledTheSeries The Animated Series]]'', "Hercules and the Golden Touch"

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-->-- ''Disney's Disney/{{Hercules}}: [[RecycledTheSeries The Animated Series]]'', WesternAnimation/HerculesTheAnimatedSeries'', "Hercules and the Golden Touch"
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-->-- Polnareff and Kakyoin just after the former kills Centerfold[[note]][[DubNameChange J. Geil's name in the English Dub]][[/note]], ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

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-->-- Polnareff '''Polnareff''' and Kakyoin '''Kakyoin''' just after the former kills Centerfold[[note]][[DubNameChange '''Centerfold'''[[note]][[DubNameChange J. Geil's name in the English Dub]][[/note]], ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''
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->'''Polnareff''': I'll leave the rest the devil, rot in hell.\\

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->'''Polnareff''': I'll leave the rest to the devil, rot in hell.\\
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->'''Polnareff''': I'll leave the rest the devil, rot in hell.\\
'''Kakyoin''': So this is the true Hanged Man, huh? He was rotten all the way to the core.
-->-- Polnareff and Kakyoin just after the former kills Centerfold[[note]][[DubNameChange J. Geil's name in the English Dub]][[/note]], ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''
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-->-- ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant'', after Sam Vimes has killed a werewolf.

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-->-- ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant'', ''Literature/TheFifthElephant'', after Sam Vimes has killed a werewolf.



-->-- ''Discworld/GoingPostal'', after Moist killed a banshee with a mail sorting machine

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-->-- ''Discworld/GoingPostal'', ''Literature/GoingPostal'', after Moist killed a banshee with a mail sorting machine
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->'''Karl Stromberg:''' ''Tell them the burial was at sea.''

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->'''Karl Stromberg:''' ''Tell them Cancel transfer of $20,000,000. Inform next of kin that a tragic accident has resulted in the burial death of Professor Markovitz and Doctor Bechmann. ''The funeral was at sea.''
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->'''Major Anya Amasova''': Where’s Fekkesh?\\
'''James Bond''': ''With the Pharaohs.''\\
'''Major Anya Amasova''': (understandably reaching the wrong conclusion) You killed him.\\
'''James Bond''': No, he was dead when I found him.
-->-- After Aziz Fekkesh, who both Bond and Amasova were seeking is found murdered by Jaws.
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-->-- Izuku Midoriya/Mastermind, to a dying All Might, ''Fanfic/MastermindStrategistForHire''

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-->-- Izuku Midoriya/Mastermind, '''Izuku Midoriya/Mastermind''', to a dying All Might, '''All Might''', ''Fanfic/MastermindStrategistForHire''
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->''"So much for the [[TheParagon symbol of peace]]. I guess even people with [[SuperpowerLottery strong quirks]] like you can’t be heroes."''
-->-- Izuku Midoriya/Mastermind, to a dying All Might, ''Fanfic/MastermindStrategistForHire''
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->''"[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim When you have to shoot]], [[LampshadeHanging shoot, don't talk]]!''
-->--'''Tuco''', ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

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->''He was buried with work.''

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->''He ->'''Henchman''': What happened to Davidov? I was told to expect him.\\
'''James Bond''': ''He
was buried with work.''

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