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-> ''Shocking.''

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-> ''Shocking. Positively shocking.''




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->'''Tiger Tanaka:''' How is that for Japanese efficiency?\\
'''Bond:''' Just a drop in the ocean.
-->-- After Tanaka tosses some henchmen into the ocean.

-> ''Bon appetit!''
-->-- After tossing a henchman into Blofeld's piranha pit.
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!!The Living Daylights
->'''Kara Milovy:''' What happened?\\
'''James Bond:''' He got the boot!
-->-- After taking out Necros by taking off his boot.
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-> ''She always did enjoy a good squeeze.''
-->-- After taking out Xenia Onatopp.
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'''Mr. Wint''': [[PetTheDog How kind of you. Mr. Kidd.]] ''The children will be so thrilled.''

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'''Mr. Wint''': [[PetTheDog How kind of you. you, Mr. Kidd.]] ''The children will be so thrilled.''

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-->-- As he leaves a dead {{Mook}} who [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled smoked a cyanide-laced cigarette]] in the custody of a security guard at the Strangways residence.

-> ''I think they were on their way to a funeral.''

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-->-- As he leaves a dead {{Mook}} who [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled smoked a cyanide-laced cigarette]] in the custody of a security guard at the Strangways residence.

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Government House in Jamaica.

->'''Construction Worker''': How did it happen?\\
'''James Bond''':
''I think they were on their way to a funeral.''



-->'''[[spoiler: Elektra:]]''' [[YouWouldntShootMe You'd never kill me.]] You'd miss me.
-->*Bond shoots and kills [[spoiler: Elektra]]*
-->'''Bond:''' I never miss.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Elektra:]]''' [[YouWouldntShootMe You'd -> ''I never kill me.]] You'd miss.''
-->-- After killing someone who played the YouWouldntShootMe card and told him he'd
miss me.
-->*Bond shoots and kills [[spoiler: Elektra]]*
-->'''Bond:''' I never miss.
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->'''Mr. Kidd''': If God had wanted man to fly...\\
'''Mr. Wint''': He would've given him wings, Mr. Kidd.

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->'''Mr. Kidd''': If ''If God had wanted man to fly...\\
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'''Mr. Wint''': He ''He would've given him wings, Mr. Kidd.''



->'''Mr. Kidd''': Two's company, Mr. Wint...\\
'''Mr. Wint''': And Tree's a crowd, Mr. Kidd.

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->'''Mr. Kidd''': Two's company, Mr. Wint...\\
[[DueToTheDead Mrs. Whistler did want pictures of the Canal for the children.]]\\
'''Mr. Wint''': And Tree's a crowd, [[PetTheDog How kind of you. Mr. Kidd.]] ''The children will be so thrilled.''
-->-- As Mr. Kidd honors Mrs. Whistler's request for pictures of the Canal in Amsterdam after her body is recovered from the drink.

->'''Mr. Kidd''': ''Two's company, Mr. Wint...''\\
'''Mr. Wint''': ''And Tree's a crowd, Mr. Kidd.''
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-->'''[[spoiler: Elektra:]]''' [[YouWouldntShootMe. You'd never kill me.]] You'd miss me.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Elektra:]]''' [[YouWouldntShootMe. [[YouWouldntShootMe You'd never kill me.]] You'd miss me.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Elektra:]]''' [[YouWouldntShootMe. You'd never kill me.]] You'd miss me.
-->*Bond shoots and kills [[spoiler: Elektra]]*
-->'''Bond:''' I never miss.
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-> '''Tiffany Case''': My God, you just killed James Bond!\\

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-> '''Tiffany ->'''Tiffany Case''': My God, you just killed James Bond!\\



-> They'll print ''anything'' these days...

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-> They'll ''They'll print ''anything'' anything these days...''



->'''Mr. Wint''': Curious how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to... die.

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->'''Mr. Wint''': Curious ''Curious how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to... die.''



->'''Mr. Kidd''': That's most annyoing...\\
-->-- After learning that he and Mr. Wint shouldn't have killed Shady Tree because they "didn't get the real diamonds".

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->'''Mr. Kidd''': That's most annyoing...->'''Albert R. Saxby''': Hold it! Don't go in there. We didn't get the real diamonds, so we need Tree alive.\\
'''Mr. Kidd''': ''That's most annoying...''
-->-- After learning that he and Mr. When Saxby confronts Wint shouldn't have killed and Kidd outside of Shady Tree because Tree's dressing room, unaware that they "didn't get had already done the real diamonds".
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-> ''I knocked him out cold.''
-->-- Mary Goodnight on cryogenically freezing an engineer to death.

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-> '''Mary Goodnight''': ''I knocked him out cold.''
-->-- Mary Goodnight on After cryogenically freezing an engineer to death.



-> ''So, does anyone else want to drop out?''
-->-- After Max Zorin has a businessman ThrownFromTheZeppelin.

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-> '''Max Zorin''': ''So, does anyone else want to drop out?''
-->-- After Max Zorin has a businessman gets ThrownFromTheZeppelin.



-> ''I think I broke her heart.''
-->-- Jinx on knifing Frost.

-> ''Read this! Bitch!''
-->-- As Jinx stabs someone through a book.

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-> '''Jinx''': ''I think I broke her heart.''
-->-- Jinx on After knifing Frost.

-> '''Jinx''': ''Read this! Bitch!''
-->-- As Jinx stabs While stabbing someone through a book.



-> ''Welcome to Scotland.''
-->-- Kincade to the {{Mook}} he had just killed.

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-> '''Kincade''': ''Welcome to Scotland.''
-->-- Kincade to Greeting the {{Mook}} he had just killed.
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'''James Bond''': Is that who it was? ''Well, it just goes to show that no one's indestructible.''

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'''James Bond''': Is that who it was? ''Well, it just goes to show that no one's indestructible.''
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-> '''Tiffany Case''': My God, you just killed James Bond!\\
'''James Bond''': Is that who it was? ''Well, it just goes to show that no one's indestructible.''
-->-- Bond feigning surprise upon learning that he had killed "himself".

-> ''It's funny... all the things one wanted to say to one's brother, when it's all too late.''
-->-- His alibi just before boarding a plane to Los Angeles with the body of his "brother".
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-> ''She should've kept her mouth shut.''
-->-- After helping Kerim Bey shoot a man hiding behind a picture of MarilynMonroe.




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-> ''Shocking.''
-->-- After [[ElectrifiedBathtub putting an electric heater in a bathtub]].




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-> ''I think he got the point.''
-->-- After killing someone with a harpoon.


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[[folder:George Lazenby]]
!!On Her Majesty's Secret Service
-> ''He had lots of guts!''
-->-- After someone gets disemboweled by a snowblower.


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->'''Mr. Kidd''': That's most annyoing...\\
-->-- After learning that he and Mr. Wint shouldn't have killed Shady Tree because they "didn't get the real diamonds".


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!!The Man with the Golden Gun
-> ''I knocked him out cold.''
-->-- Mary Goodnight on cryogenically freezing an engineer to death.

!!A View to a Kill
-> ''So, does anyone else want to drop out?''
-->-- After Max Zorin has a businessman ThrownFromTheZeppelin.


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!!Die Another Day
-> ''I think I broke her heart.''
-->-- Jinx on knifing Frost.

-> ''Read this! Bitch!''
-->-- As Jinx stabs someone through a book.

!!Skyfall
-> ''Welcome to Scotland.''
-->-- Kincade to the {{Mook}} he had just killed.
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-> ''Anything can be penetrated with the proper tool.''
-->-- '''JamesBond'''

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-> ''Anything ->''"Anything can be penetrated with the proper tool.''
"''
-->-- '''JamesBond'''
'''Literature/JamesBond'''



--> -- '''Roland Deschain''' to an unconscious CowboyCop, ''[[TheDarkTower/TheDrawingOfTheThree The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three]]''

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--> -- -->-- '''Roland Deschain''' to (to an unconscious CowboyCop, ''[[TheDarkTower/TheDrawingOfTheThree CowboyCop), ''[[Literature/TheDrawingOfTheThree The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three]]''



--> -- '''Lollerskates''', ''Dream Team'': Episode 3

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--> -- -->-- '''Lollerskates''', ''Dream Team'': Episode 3
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--> -- '''Roland Deschain''' to a CowboyCop, ''[[TheDarkTower/TheDrawingOfTheThree The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three]]''

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--> -- '''Roland Deschain''' to a an unconscious CowboyCop, ''[[TheDarkTower/TheDrawingOfTheThree The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three]]''

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->"''You're a dangerous fool who should be sent west. You have forgotten the face of your father.''"
--> -- '''Roland Deschain''' to a CowboyCop, ''[[TheDarkTower/TheDrawingOfTheThree The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three]]''

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-> ''Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.''
-->-- As he leaves a dead {{Mook}} who [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled smoked a cyanide-laced cigarette]] in the custody of a security guard at the Strangways residence.



-->-- After a pursuing hearse fails to make the turn Bond did on a mountainside.

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-->-- After a pursuing hearse fails to make pass the turn obstacle Bond did passed on a mountainside.


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->'''Mr. Wint''': Curious how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to... die.
-->-- After shoving a scorpion down a dentist's shirt.

->'''Mr. Kidd''': If God had wanted man to fly...\\
'''Mr. Wint''': He would've given him wings, Mr. Kidd.
-->-- After blowing up a helicopter as it prepares to depart from South Africa.

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!![=GoldenEye=]

!!Tomorrow Never Dies
-> They'll print ''anything'' these days...
-->-- After shoving a {{Mook}} into a printing press, resulting in red pages coming out.

!!The World is Not Enough

!!Die Another Day
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-->--After cutting down Shady Tree with a bullet to the brain.

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-->--After -->-- After cutting down Shady Tree with a bullet to the brain.



'''Willard Whyte''': Burt Saxby!?\\

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'''Willard Whyte''': Burt Bert Saxby!?\\



-->-- After Saxby is killed while trying to assassinate Whyte.

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-->-- After Saxby is killed while trying to assassinate Whyte.
gunned down by Whyte's bodyguards in the middle of an assassination attempt.




!!''{{Goldeneye}}''
-> They'll print ''anything'' these days...
-->-- after Bond shoved a {{Mook}} into a printing press, resulting in red pages coming out
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->"''[[FriendshipIsMagic Friendship is science]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].''"

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->"''[[FriendshipIsMagic ->"''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship is science]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].''"
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->"''[[FriendshipIsMagic Friendship is science]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].''"
--> -- '''Lollerskates''', ''Dream Team'': Episode 3
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!!''{{Goldeneye}}''
-> They'll print ''anything'' these days...
-->-- after Bond shoved a {{Mook}} into a printing press, resulting in red pages coming out
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'''Mr. Wint''': And tree's a crowd, Mr. Kidd.

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'''Mr. Wint''': And tree's Tree's a crowd, Mr. Kidd.
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->'''Mr. Kidd''': Two's company, Mr. Wint...\\
'''Mr. Wint''': And tree's a crowd, Mr. Kidd.
-->--After cutting down Shady Tree with a bullet to the brain.
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-->-- Note left on a horrifically mauled and still breathing Felix Leiter.

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-->-- Note left on a horrifically mauled and still breathing still-breathing Felix Leiter.
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-> ''I think they were on their way to a funeral.

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-> ''I think they were on their way to a funeral.''

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!!Trope Namer Remarks
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[[folder:Sean Connery]]
!!Dr. No
-> ''I think they were on their way to a funeral.
-->-- After a pursuing hearse fails to make the turn Bond did on a mountainside.

!!From Russia with Love

!!Goldfinger

!!Thunderball

!!You Only Live Twice

!!Diamonds Are Forever
-> ''My condolences, gentlemen!''
-->-- As he leaves Slumber, Inc. as Shady Tree tries to question him about the whereabouts of the real diamonds; unusual in that no fatality is involved, but the pwnage in Bond's voice is still there.

-> ''Well, he certainly left with his tail between his legs.''
-->-- After literally [[HoistByHisOwnPetard hoisting Mr. Wint with his own petard]].

[[folder:Others]]
!!Diamonds Are Forever
->'''James Bond''': Saxby?\\
'''Willard Whyte''': Burt Saxby!?\\
'''James Bond''': Yeah...\\
'''Willard Whyte''': ''Tell him he's fired!''
-->-- After Saxby is killed while trying to assassinate Whyte.

!!Licence to Kill
-> ''He disagreed with something that ate him.''
-->-- Note left on a horrifically mauled and still breathing Felix Leiter.

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-> Anything can be penetrated with the proper tool.

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-> Anything ''Anything can be penetrated with the proper tool.''



-> Another bunch of bad guys bite the dust. Am I good or am I good?

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-> Another ''Another bunch of bad guys bite the dust. Am I good or am I good?good?''


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-> ''Shot everyone in the town, and all these corpses lyin' round, and he goes and makes a glib comment. What kind of person would do that, at that time? He goes "I'm outta here, this place is dead anyway - zing!" Fortunately though, in this situation, everybody was dead so no one was offended.''
-->-- "Stana", '''FlightOfTheConchords'''
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-> Another bunch of bad guys bite the dust. Am I good or am I good?
-->-- '''OperationFlashpoint'''

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->'''Hercules:''' ''That'll leave a '''stink'''.''\\
'''Icarus:''' ''Stop it, no one likes a mocker.''\\
'''Hercules:''' ''But that's how secret agents talk!''
-->-- ''Disney's {{Hercules}}: [[RecycledTheSeries The Animated Series]]'', "Hercules and the Golden Touch"

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->'''Hercules:''' ''That'll That'll leave a '''stink'''.''\\
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'''Icarus:''' ''Stop Stop it, no one likes a mocker.''\\
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'''Hercules:''' ''But But that's how secret agents talk!''
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-->-- ''Disney's {{Hercules}}: Disney/{{Hercules}}: [[RecycledTheSeries The Animated Series]]'', "Hercules and the Golden Touch"

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