History Quotes / BloodlessCarnage

->'''Screenwriter''': There's gonna be blood everywhere.\\
'''Producer''': [[MediaWatchdog PG-13]].\\
'''Screenwriter''': [[VerbalBackspace There's gonna be blood sound effects everywhere.]]

-->--'''Sonic''', on [[spoiler:his own]] completely bloodless death by impalement, ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub:'' ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

->''"You know what I hate about these dinosaur movies for little kids? These creatures have massive jaws and huge teeth, and [[JustHitHim they barely use them]] because that would lead to actual bleeding wounds and potential blood in our kids' movie. And even when they ''do'' use them, the teeth don't puncture the neck? Do they even know the point of saber teeth?"''

-->--'''Sonic''', on [[spoiler:his own]] completely bloodless death by impalement in ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub ''

->''"U GET CUT!''\\
''Y U NO BLEED?!"''
-->-- '''[[HaveANiceDeath FAIL Screen]]''', ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Stealing the Diamond]]''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Sonic]]''', on [[spoiler:his own]] completely bloodless death by impalement in ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

->''"[[BlatantLies Oh my God, there's so much visible, rendered blood!]]"''

-->-- '''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''', ''Film/TheUnearthly''

->Initially I found the idea of the icky Ice Warrior hands gripping the characters heads quite tense but once it had been done for the third or fourth time I was a little bored by the suggested violence and wanted to see some real violence. That’s one of the biggest problems of trying to film ''{{Film/Alien}}'' for a family audience, you can generate the atmosphere but you can’t pay it off with the carnage. As a result this story promises far more than it can ever deliver – you can’t massacre a submarine crew at 6.00 on a Saturday evening. A few spots of blood on a pass don’t cut it.

->"You know what I hate about these dinosaur movies for little kids? These creatures have massive jaws and huge teeth, and [[JustHitHim they barely use them]] because that would lead to actual bleeding wounds and potential blood in our kids' movie. And even when they ''do'' use them, the teeth don't puncture the neck? Do they even know the point of saber teeth?"

-->--'''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Sonic]]''', on [[spoiler:his own]] completely bloodless death by impalement in ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

->"You know what I hate about these dinosaur movies for little kids? These creatures have massive jaws and huge teeth, and they barely use them because that would lead to actual bleeding wounds and potential blood in our kids' movie. And even when they ''do'' use them, the teeth don't puncture the neck? Do they even know the point of saber teeth?"

->''"The [[MediaWatchdogs MPAA]] are like bulls. They react to sight of red."''

->''"The MPAA are like bulls. They react to sight of red."''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Penny]]''', on [[spoiler:Sonic's]] completely bloodless death by impalement in ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

-->-- '''[=RickRaptor105=]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DWx99G1w0A in his review of]] ''Animation/DinoTime''

"You know what I hate about these dinosaur movies for little kids? These creatures have massive jaws and huge teeth, and they barely use them because that would lead to actual bleeding wounds and potential blood in our kids' movie. And even when they ''do'' use them, the teeth don't puncture the neck? Do they even know the point of saber teeth?"
-->-- '''RickRaptor105''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DWx99G1w0A in his review of]] ''Animation/DinoTime''

-->--'''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/series-seven.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E8ColdWar}} "Cold War"]]

-->--'''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/series-seven.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E08ColdWar}} "Cold War"]]

-> ''"U GET CUT! Y U NO BLEED?"''

-->-- A fail screen from ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Stealing the Diamond]]'' that occurs when Henry [[EpicFail accidentally kills himself with a laser cutter]].

->''"The MPAA are like bulls. They react to sight of red."''

-> ''"It's kinda odd that these criminals are all having heart attacks at the same time."''
-->-- '''Diabetus''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2ocE19YWhs commenting on]] ''VideoGame/CrimePatrol'', ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''

-->-- '''MysteryScienceTheater3000''', ''TheUnearthly''

-->-- '''Kurt Wimmer''', explaining the use of powder squibs in ''{{Equilibrium}}''

-->-- Kurt Wimmer, explaining the use of powder squibs in ''{{Equilibrium}}''