History Quotes / BillClinton

!!Quotes by Clinton

!!Quotes about Clinton

->''"Posterity is the world to come; the world for whom we hold our ideals, from whom we have borrowed our planet, and to whom we bear sacred responsibility. We must do what America does best: offer more opportunity to all and demand responsibility from all."''\\
-- '''First Inaugural Address''', January 20, 1993

->''"Our rich texture of racial, religious and political diversity will be a Godsend in the 21st century. Great rewards will come to those who can live together, learn together, work together, forge new ties that bind together."''\\
-- '''Second Inaugural Address''', January 20, 1997

->''"...Osama bin Laden — he’s a very smart guy, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about him. And [[MissedHimByThatMuch I nearly got him once.]] I nearly got him. And I could've killed him, but I would have to destroy a little town called Kandahar in Afghanistan and kill 300 innocent women and children. And then [[HeWhoFightsMonsters I would have been no better than him]]. And so I didn’t do it."''\\
-- Melbourne, 9.10.01, [[HarsherInHindsight ten hours before the September 11th World Trade Center attacks]]

-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]'''

-->--'''Barbara Bush'''

-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

-->--'''Toni Morrisson'''

-->--'''Creator/EddieIzzard'''

-->--'''Creator/RobinWilliams''', ''Weapons of Self-Destruction''

-->--'''Creator/ChrisRock'''

-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/01/walter-pretending-dirty-harry.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''"Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow."''\
-- Speech at the University of North Carolina's 200th Anniversary

-- Melbourne, 9.10.01, ten hours before the September 11th World Trade Center attacks

->''"Is THAT against the law? Do you need [[FelonyMisdemeanor the Supreme Court]] for THAT one? You coulda took that one to ''Series/ThePeoplesCourt''! Coulda took that one to ''JudgeJudy''! She'da knocked that one out in a half hour plus commercial!"''

->''"Posterity is the world to come; the world for whom we hold our ideals, from whom we have borrowed our planet, and to whom we bear sacred responsibility. We must do what America does best: offer more opportunity to all and demand responsibility from all."''
-->-- '''First Inaugural Address''', January 20, 1993

->''"Our rich texture of racial, religious and political diversity will be a Godsend in the 21st century. Great rewards will come to those who can live together, learn together, work together, forge new ties that bind together."''
-->-- '''Second Inaugural Address''', January 20, 1997

->''"Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow."''
-->-- Speech at the University of North Carolina's 200th Anniversary

->''"...Osama bin Laden — he’s a very smart guy, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about him. And [[MissedHimByThatMuch I nearly got him once.]] I nearly got him. And I could've killed him, but I would have to destroy a little town called Kandahar in Afghanistan and kill 300 innocent women and children. And then [[HeWhoFightsMonsters I would have been no better than him]]. And so I didn’t do it."''

-> '''Clinton:''' 3''5'' years.

"Wow! Who did he blow, [[VladimirPutin Putin]]?"''

->''"Is THAT against the law? Do you need [[FelonyMisdemeanor the Supreme Court]] for THAT one? You coulda took that one to ''Series/ThePeoplesCourt''! Coulda took that one to ''Series/JudgeJudy!'' She'da knocked that one out in a half hour plus commercial!"''

->''"Is THAT against the law? Do you need [[AllCrimesAreEqual the Supreme Court]] for THAT one? You coulda took that one to ''Series/ThePeoplesCourt''! Coulda took that one to ''Series/JudgeJudy!'' She'da knocked that one out in a half hour plus commercial!"''

->''"Is THAT against the law? Do you need the Supreme Court for THAT one? You coulda took that one to ''Series/ThePeoplesCourt''! Coulda took that one to ''Series/JudgeJudy!'' She'da knocked that one out in a half hour plus commercial!"''

->"He's UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter with a {{Creator/Fox}} attitude!"

->"For the most urgent matters, this Clinton man is a formidable enemy. He might be a stronger enemy than King Darius."

->''“So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!”''
-->--'''Creator/EddieIzzard'''

->''"I was reading newspapers at the time and it is true that [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt Roosevelt]] was attacked for his Communist-Fascist policies, but no hookers were ever given prime time on television to discuss his cock."''

->“So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!”''

->''"Last thing I remember was the economy was working and there was a budget surplus." Yeah! "Where's Clinton?" We impeached him. "Fuck!"\\
"For what?" A blowjob. "Wow! Who did he blow, [[VladimirPutin Putin]]?"\\
No! No, he got blown by a Jewish girl. "Wow! He got head from a Jewish girl? Fuckin' A! And they impeached him for that?" Well, he lied about it. "He's married! Who wouldn't? What the fuck?"\\
No, he lied about it to Congress. "And THOSE fuckers impeached him? That's like a group of lepers judging a beauty contest!"''

->''I was reading newspapers at the time and it is true that [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt Roosevelt]] was attacked for his Communist-Fascist policies, but no hookers were ever given prime time on television to discuss his cock.''

->"He's JimmyCarter with a {{Creator/Fox}} attitude!"

->''I was reading newspapers at the time and it is true that [[FranklinDRoosevelt Roosevelt]] was attacked for his Communist-Fascist policies, but no hookers were ever given prime time on television to discuss his cock.''

-->-- '''Alexander the Great''', Literature/FateZero

-->-- WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond

->"He's JimmyCarter with a {{Fox}} attitude!"

-> '''Lois:''' (in bed with Clinton) Peter! Look, I know this looks bad, and I feel horrible, and-and I know nothing I could say to you could possibly justify why I slept with Bill, except...I mean, Peter, the man presided over the longest economic expansion in U.S. History and...he reduced the percentage of Americans on welfare to its lowest level in 33 years!

-->-- '''[[TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]'''

-->-- '''Alexander the Great''', FateZero

-->-- BatmanBeyond

--> '''Lois:''' (in bed with Clinton) Peter! Look, I know this looks bad, and I feel horrible, and-and I know nothing I could say to you could possibly justify why I slept with Bill, except...I mean, Peter, the man presided over the longest economic expansion in U.S. History and...he reduced the percentage of Americans on welfare to its lowest level in 33 years!
--> '''Clinton:''' 3''5'' years.
--> '''Lois:''' 35 years, Peter!

-->-- BatmanBeyond

->'''Max:''' Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one.

-->-- '''Alexander the Great''', FateZero

->He's JimmyCarter with a {{Fox}} attitude
-->-- [[TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] on BillClinton