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->''I believe there's a hero inside all of us, even if it means we have to give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.''

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->''I believe there's a hero inside in all of us, even if it means us...that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing things we want the most. Even our dreams.''
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->'''Chandler:''' You know, Richard, you [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy are a good guy.]]\\
'''Richard:''' I know. I hate that.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with the Proposal: Part 2"
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->''"It's easy to feel like a hero. It's a little harder to be one."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/PennAndTeller Penn Jillette]]''', ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit''
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->''"It's easy to feel like a hero. It's a little harder to be one."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/PennAndTeller Penn Jillette]]''', ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit''
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''That's why we put him in prison''

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''That's why we they put him in prison''
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-->-- '''A bunch of racist Afrikaners''', ''Series/SpittingImage'', "I've Never Met a Nice South African" (for context, Breytenbach was arrested for [[MalignedMixedMarriage marrying a non-white woman]])

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-->-- '''A bunch of racist Afrikaners''', ''Series/SpittingImage'', "I've Never Met a Nice South African" (for context, Breytenbach Breytenbach, an opponent of [[UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra apartheid]], was arrested exiled for [[MalignedMixedMarriage marrying a non-white woman]])woman]] and arrested on a clandestine trip to South Africa on this charge [[KangarooCourt and a bunch of other bullshit charges]])
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-->-- '''A bunch of racist Afrikaners''', ''Series/SpittingImage'', "I've Never Met a Nice South African" (for context, Breytenbach was arrested for [[MalignedMixedMarriage marrying a non-white person]])

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-->-- '''A bunch of racist Afrikaners''', ''Series/SpittingImage'', "I've Never Met a Nice South African" (for context, Breytenbach was arrested for [[MalignedMixedMarriage marrying a non-white person]])woman]])
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''Except for Breyten Breytenbarch, and [[TheExile he's emigrated to Paris]]''\\

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''Except for Breyten Breytenbarch, Breytenbach, and [[TheExile he's emigrated to Paris]]''\\



-->-- '''A bunch of racist Afrikaners''', ''Series/SpittingImage'', "I've Never Met a Nice South African" (for context, Breytenbarch was arrested for [[MalignedMixedMarriage marrying a non-white person]])

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-->-- '''A bunch of racist Afrikaners''', ''Series/SpittingImage'', "I've Never Met a Nice South African" (for context, Breytenbarch Breytenbach was arrested for [[MalignedMixedMarriage marrying a non-white person]])
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->''No, he's never met a nice South African''\\
''And that's not bloody surprising, mun''\\
''Because we've never met one either''\\
''Except for Breyten Breytenbarch, and [[TheExile he's emigrated to Paris]]''\\
''Yes, he's quite a nice South African''\\
''And he's hardly ever killed anyone''\\
''And he's not smelly at all''\\
''That's why we put him in prison''
-->-- '''A bunch of racist Afrikaners''', ''Series/SpittingImage'', "I've Never Met a Nice South African" (for context, Breytenbarch was arrested for [[MalignedMixedMarriage marrying a non-white person]])
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->''"You must all take instructions from me!" the conscience shrieks, in effect, to all the other mental processes. The other processes try it for a while, note that the conscience is unappeased, that it continues to shriek, and they note, too, that the outside world has not been even microscopically improved by the unselfish acts the conscience has demanded. They rebel at last. They pitch the tyrannous conscience down an oubliette, weld shut the manhole cover of that dark dungeon. They can hear the conscience no more. In the sweet silence, the mental processes look about for a new leader, and the leader most prompt to appear whenever the conscience is stilled, Enlightened Self-interest, does appear. Enlightened Self-interest gives them a flag, which they adore on sight. It is essentially the black and white Jolly Roger, with these words written beneath the skull and crossbones, 'The hell with you, Jack, I've got mine!"''
-->-- '''Creator/KurtVonnegut''', ''God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater''
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->''"You are an honest and honorable man, Lord Eddard. Ofttimes I forget that. I have met so few of them in my life." He glanced around the cell. "When I see what honesty and honor have won you, I understand why."''
-->-- '''Varys''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''
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-->--'''Breakfast Duck''', on Christmas Eve, shortly before being struck by lightning.

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-->--'''Breakfast Duck''', on Christmas Eve, delivering a fed-up SmiteMeOMightySmiter speech shortly before being struck by lightning.
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->''"This cannot be happening to me.\\
It's all wrong, just a dream. What have I done?\\
No hope, no way out of this.\\
Please just let me die now. I don't want this fate.\\
I don't want to be a hero anymore.\\
Can't breathe, can't do it, just let me fall.\\
We're all lost. Fighting enemies that don't exist.\\
And they turned us into this."''
-->-- '''Never Existed''', ''Music/{{Keldian}}''
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->''Wish I'd never met you, [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor.]] I was much better off as a coward.''

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->''Wish I'd never met you, [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor.]] [[RedemptionEqualsDeath I was much better off as a coward.'']]''

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->''"Without hope. Without witness. Without reward."''

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->''"Without hope. Without witness. Without reward."''->''"I can't keep doing this. I can't! I can't always do this! '''It's not fair! Clara, it's just not fair! WHY CAN'T I JUST LOSE?!'''"''


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->''"Without hope. Without witness. Without reward."''
-->-- '''The Twelfth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''
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-->--{{TheSmiths}} "I Know It's Over"

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-->--{{TheSmiths}} -->--Music/TheSmiths, "I Know It's Over"
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->''"Without hope. Without witness. Without reward."''
-->-- '''The Twelfth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''
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-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited'', "Divided We Fall"

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-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', -->--'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited'', "Divided We Fall"



-->-- ''Conversation from'' '''Superman/Shazam: The Return of Black Adam'''

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-->-- ''Conversation from'' '''Superman/Shazam: The Return of Black Adam'''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SupermanShazamTheReturnOfBlackAdam''



->''I believe there's a Hero inside all of us, even if it means we have to give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.''

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->''I believe there's a Hero hero inside all of us, even if it means we have to give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.''



->'' You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah, blah, blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy.''
-->-- '''John [=McClane=]''', ''Film/LiveFreeOrDieHard''

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->'' You ->''You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah, blah, blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy.''
-->-- '''John -->--'''John [=McClane=]''', ''Film/LiveFreeOrDieHard''



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-> ''I am quite certain that there are people who do '''not''' repent of their good deeds when the return they get for them is treachery and ingratitude. I think that these few ought to be in Heaven; they are in the way here.''
-->-- Creator/MarkTwain, "Something About Repentance"

-> ''So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln’s embrace of abolition that it got him shot in the head. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson’s embrace of civil rights that it fractured the Democratic Party. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant’s defense of black civil rights and war upon the Klan, that American historians spent the better part of a century destroying his reputation. So “divisive” was [[UsefulNotes/CivilRightsMovement Martin Luther King Jr]]. that his own government bugged him, harassed him, and demonized him until he was dead.''
-->-- '''Creator/TaNehisiCoates''' [[http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/01/bernie-sanders-liberal-imagination/425022/ Bernie Sanders' Liberal Imagination]]'''

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am quite certain that there are people who do '''not''' repent of their good deeds when the return they get for them is treachery and ingratitude. I think that these few ought to be in Heaven; they are in the way here.''
-->-- Creator/MarkTwain, -->--Creator/MarkTwain, "Something About Repentance"

-> ''So “divisive” ->''So "divisive" was UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln’s embrace of abolition that it got him shot in the head. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson’s embrace of civil rights that it fractured the Democratic Party. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant’s defense of black civil rights and war upon the Klan, that American historians spent the better part of a century destroying his reputation. So “divisive” was [[UsefulNotes/CivilRightsMovement Martin Luther King Jr]]. that his own government bugged him, harassed him, and demonized him until he was dead.''
-->-- '''Creator/TaNehisiCoates''' -->--'''Creator/TaNehisiCoates''' [[http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/01/bernie-sanders-liberal-imagination/425022/ Bernie Sanders' Liberal Imagination]]'''



-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' to '''Goku (Kakarot)'''

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-->-- '''Vegeta''', -->--'''Vegeta''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' to '''Goku (Kakarot)'''



-->-- [[http://www.biblestudytools.com/job/ Commentary]] on the [[Literature/TheBible Book of Job]]'s social context

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-->-- [[http://www.-->--[[http://www.biblestudytools.com/job/ Commentary]] on the [[Literature/TheBible Book of Job]]'s social context



-->-- '''Fu Inubozaki''', ''Anime/YukiYunaIsAHero''

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-->-- '''Fu -->--'''Fu Inubozaki''', ''Anime/YukiYunaIsAHero''



-->-- {{TheSmiths}} "I Know It's Over"

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-->-- {{TheSmiths}} -->--{{TheSmiths}} "I Know It's Over"

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-->-- {{TheSmiths}} "I Know It's Over"Over"
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->''It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, it takes strength to be gentle and kind''
-->-- {{TheSmiths}} "I Know It's Over"
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-->-- '''[[http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/01/bernie-sanders-liberal-imagination/425022/ Ta-Nehisi Coates]]'''

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-->-- '''[[http://www.'''Creator/TaNehisiCoates''' [[http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/01/bernie-sanders-liberal-imagination/425022/ Ta-Nehisi Coates]]'''
Bernie Sanders' Liberal Imagination]]'''
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->''I wanted him to reawaken the evil in my heart. I wanted him to return me to the way I was before. I was the perfect warrior, cold and ruthless. I lived by my strength alone, uninhibited by foolish emotion.... but slowly over the years I became one of you. My quest for greatness gradually giving way to this life of mediocrity. I awoke one day to find I had settled down, formed a family, I had even grown quite fond of them. Would you believe I almost started to think the Earth was a nice place to live. You understand now Kakarot? That's why I needed Babidi to set me free. By releasing the evil in my heart he has freed me of the petty attachments... and I have to say it feels pretty good.''

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->''I wanted him to reawaken the evil in my heart. I wanted him to return me to the way I was before. before! I was the perfect warrior, cold and ruthless. I lived by my strength alone, uninhibited by foolish emotion.... but slowly slowly, over the years years, I became one of you. My you, my quest for greatness gradually giving way to this life of mediocrity. I awoke one day to find I had settled down, formed a family, I had even grown quite fond of them. Would you believe believe... I almost started to think the Earth was a nice place to live. You understand now now, Kakarot? That's why I needed Babidi Babidi, to set me free. By releasing the evil in my heart heart, he has freed me of the these petty attachments... and I have to say it feels pretty good.''
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->''It may sound absurd but don't be naive\\
Even heroes have the right to bleed''
-->--"Superman (It's Not Easy)", '''Music/FiveForFighting'''



->'''Sheridan''': I can hear Londo now. "I imagine you are finding your 'principles' most inconvenient now, yes?"\\
'''Delenn''': He went on for a bit longer, but that was the sense of it.
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', "The Paragon of Animals"
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->''Is this what we get for saving the world!?''
-->-- '''Fu Inubozaki''', ''Anime/YukiYunaIsAHero''
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->''Man, I saw this one double R-rated movie, where the good guy stepped on this rabbit, and he didn't kill it, but then later on in the movie, he ''wished he did!'' The GOOD GUY! That's messed up, man! You can't let kids watch that kind of thing!''
-->-- '''Strong Bad,''' [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad E-mail "rated"]]
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-->--'''Creator/ChretienDeTroyes''', ''[[KingArthur Lancelot, or the Knight of the Cart]]''

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-->--'''Creator/ChretienDeTroyes''', ''[[KingArthur ''[[Myth/KingArthur Lancelot, or the Knight of the Cart]]''
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-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited''

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-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited''
Unlimited'', "Divided We Fall"
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-> ''So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln’s embrace of abolition that it got him shot in the head. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/LyndonBJohnson’s embrace of civil rights that it fractured the Democratic Party. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant’s defense of black civil rights and war upon the Klan, that American historians spent the better part of a century destroying his reputation. So “divisive” was [[UsefulNotes/CivilRightsMovement Martin Luther King Jr]]. that his own government bugged him, harassed him, and demonized him until he was dead.''

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-> ''So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln’s embrace of abolition that it got him shot in the head. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/LyndonBJohnson’s UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson’s embrace of civil rights that it fractured the Democratic Party. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant’s defense of black civil rights and war upon the Klan, that American historians spent the better part of a century destroying his reputation. So “divisive” was [[UsefulNotes/CivilRightsMovement Martin Luther King Jr]]. that his own government bugged him, harassed him, and demonized him until he was dead.''
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-> ''So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln’s embrace of abolition that it got him shot in the head. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/LyndonBJohnson’s embrace of civil rights that it fractured the Democratic Party. So “divisive” was UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant’s defense of black civil rights and war upon the Klan, that American historians spent the better part of a century destroying his reputation. So “divisive” was [[UsefulNotes/CivilRightsMovement Martin Luther King Jr]]. that his own government bugged him, harassed him, and demonized him until he was dead.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/01/bernie-sanders-liberal-imagination/425022/ Ta-Nehisi Coates]]'''
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->'''Sheridan''': I can hear Londo now. "I imagine you are finding your 'principles' most inconvenient now, yes?"\\
'''Delenn''': He went on for a bit longer, but that was the sense of it.
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', "The Paragon of Animals"

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