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->'''Orel Puppington''': Coach... you like my dad the way my mom likes my dad, don't you?\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Coach Stopframe''': Your mom likes your dad?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'', "[[Recap/MoralOrelS3E13Honor Honor]]"
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Coach Stopframe''': Your mom likes your dad?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'', "[[Recap/MoralOrelS3E13Honor Honor]]"
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->''"Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner here."''
-->-- '''John Beckwith''', after the antagonist '''Sack Lodge''' yells at his reluctant fiancee (and John's love interest) '''Claire Cleary''', ''Film/WeddingCrashers'' (2005)
-->-- '''John Beckwith''', after the antagonist '''Sack Lodge''' yells at his reluctant fiancee (and John's love interest) '''Claire Cleary''', ''Film/WeddingCrashers'' (2005)
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-->-- ''LetsPlay/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', "[[https://youtu.be/KbhtubTmWaw Escaping Minecraft's Funniest Prison]]"
->'''Wilbur''': I'm gonna give it a witches heart. That's what my ex wife had. (...)\\
'''Tommy''': I don't think I'd ever marry a witch.\\
'''Wilbur''': That's what I said, too, Tommy, but here we are. You never know where you end up.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wvzFOcwI40 Minecraft’s Surgery Mod is actually funny…]]"
->'''Wilbur''': I'm gonna give it a witches heart. That's what my ex wife had. (...)\\
'''Tommy''': I don't think I'd ever marry a witch.\\
'''Wilbur''': That's what I said, too, Tommy, but here we are. You never know where you end up.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wvzFOcwI40 Minecraft’s Surgery Mod is actually funny…]]"
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-->-- ''LetsPlay/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', ''WebVideo/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', "[[https://youtu.be/KbhtubTmWaw Escaping Minecraft's Funniest Prison]]"
->'''Wilbur''': ->'''Wilbur:''' I'm gonna give it a witches witch's heart. That's what my ex wife ex-wife had. (...)\\
'''Tommy''':[...]\\
'''Tommy:''' I don't think I'd ever marry a witch.\\
'''Wilbur''': '''Wilbur:''' That's what I said, too, Tommy, but here we are. You never know where you end up.
-->--''LetsPlay/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', ''WebVideo/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wvzFOcwI40 Minecraft’s Minecraft's Surgery Mod is actually funny…]]"
'''Tommy''':
'''Tommy:''' I don't think I'd ever marry a witch.\\
-->--
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->'''Beatrice:''' ''[dryly]'' Here's your omelet. ''[throws the plate onto the table]'' I'm sorry it's not as good as the omelets your secretary makes, but then you're not married to your secretary, are you?\\
'''Butterscotch:''' ''[bitterly]'' Well, maybe if my secretary ''also'' refused to get an abortion, I would be.\\
'''Young [=BoJack=]:''' Mommy, can ''I'' have an omelet?\\
'''Beatrice:''' [[BlackComedy You're the birthday boy.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'', [[Recap/BojackHorsemanS1E02BojackHatesTheTroops "[=BoJack=] Hates the Troops"]]
'''Butterscotch:''' ''[bitterly]'' Well, maybe if my secretary ''also'' refused to get an abortion, I would be.\\
'''Young [=BoJack=]:''' Mommy, can ''I'' have an omelet?\\
'''Beatrice:''' [[BlackComedy You're the birthday boy.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'', [[Recap/BojackHorsemanS1E02BojackHatesTheTroops "[=BoJack=] Hates the Troops"]]
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-->--'''Claudette''', ''Film/TheRoom''
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-->--'''Claudette''', ''Film/TheRoom''
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->''n.'' A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
-->-- "Bride," ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary''
-->-- "Bride," ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary''
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'''Mrs. Czerwicki:''' Mister Czerwicki? Fankly, Nate, I don't think Mister Czerwicki cares very much what I read. Mister Czerwicki is too busy watching his precious [[SuddenlyShouting FOOTBALL GAMES!]]\\
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'''Mrs. Czerwicki:''' Mister Czerwicki? Fankly, Frankly, Nate, I don't think Mister Czerwicki cares very much what I read. Mister Czerwicki is too busy watching his precious [[SuddenlyShouting FOOTBALL GAMES!]]\\
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->'''Wilbur''': I'm gonna give it a witches heart. That's what my ex wife had. (...)\\
'''Tommy''': I don't think I'd ever marry a witch.\\
'''Wilbur''': That's what I said, too, Tommy, but here we are. You never know where you end up.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wvzFOcwI40 Minecraft’s Surgery Mod is actually funny…]]"
'''Tommy''': I don't think I'd ever marry a witch.\\
'''Wilbur''': That's what I said, too, Tommy, but here we are. You never know where you end up.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/TheFunniestMinecraftVideosEver'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wvzFOcwI40 Minecraft’s Surgery Mod is actually funny…]]"
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->''"I should of should've known it was a mistake when she said 'I suppose' instead of 'I do'."''
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-->--''Literature/TheBible'', "Proverbs 21:19"
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-->--''Literature/TheBible'', "Proverbs 21:19"
"[[Literature/BookOfProverbs Proverbs 21:19]]"
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->love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so bad\\
i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison
i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison
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i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much
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->love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so bad\\
i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison
-->--'''[[https://carry-on-my-wayward-butt.tumblr.com/post/617408941232668672 nekogiru]]''' on ''Website/{{Tumblr}}''
i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison
-->--'''[[https://carry-on-my-wayward-butt.tumblr.com/post/617408941232668672 nekogiru]]''' on ''Website/{{Tumblr}}''
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->'''Red''': If a man is not careful, he is...
->'''Edgar''': Married!
-->-- ''Series/TheRedGreenShow''
->'''Edgar''': Married!
-->-- ''Series/TheRedGreenShow''
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->'''Delaney''': I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since.\\
'''Zack''': But what if you could do it all over again?\\
'''Delaney''': I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.
-->--''Film/ZackAndMiriMakeAPorno''
'''Zack''': But what if you could do it all over again?\\
'''Delaney''': I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.
-->--''Film/ZackAndMiriMakeAPorno''
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->''"I should of known it was a mistake when she said 'I suppose' instead of 'I do'."''
-->-- '''Charles Boyle, '''Series/BrooklynNineNine
-->-- '''Charles Boyle, '''Series/BrooklynNineNine
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!!UnproducedScripts
->'''Mr. Unwin''': What brings you here?
->'''Stella''': Simple human concern.
->'''Mr. Unwin''': There speaks the same woman who, on twenty-seven separate occasions, openly wished me dead.
->'''Stella''': I certainly did.
-->-- ''Script/CarryOnAgainNurse''
->'''Mr. Unwin''': What brings you here?
->'''Stella''': Simple human concern.
->'''Mr. Unwin''': There speaks the same woman who, on twenty-seven separate occasions, openly wished me dead.
->'''Stella''': I certainly did.
-->-- ''Script/CarryOnAgainNurse''
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->''"Women: can't live with 'em...the end."''
-->-- '''Al Bundy''', ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''
-->-- '''Al Bundy''', ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''
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->''Better to live in a desert than with a qurrelsome and nagging wife.''
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->She had spent the last six months or so trying to face the bleak prospect of the thirty or even forty loveless years which lay ahead of her as this man's mate, this man who had become by turns angry, coldly sarcastic and unmindful of her. She had become just another piece of furniture as far as Danforth was concerned... unless, of course, she got in his way.
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->She had spent the last six months or so trying to face the bleak prospect of the thirty or even forty loveless years which lay ahead of her as this man's mate, this man who had become by turns angry, coldly sarcastic sarcastic, and unmindful of her. She had become just another piece of furniture as far as Danforth was concerned... unless, of course, she got in his way.
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!!Webcomics
->'''Mauricio:''' My arm is just a parasitic raving killer lunatic who needs me alive to survive, and who is the bane of my existence.\\
'''Jabby:''' What-ev.\\
'''Mauricio:''' I know... I don't expect anyone to relate to my predicament.\\
'''Wezzle:''' Are you kidding? Have you ever been married?
-->--''{{Webcomic/Spacetrawler}}'', [[https://www.baldwinpage.com/spacetrawler/2018/02/05/020518-wezzle/ Wezzle]]
->'''Mauricio:''' My arm is just a parasitic raving killer lunatic who needs me alive to survive, and who is the bane of my existence.\\
'''Jabby:''' What-ev.\\
'''Mauricio:''' I know... I don't expect anyone to relate to my predicament.\\
'''Wezzle:''' Are you kidding? Have you ever been married?
-->--''{{Webcomic/Spacetrawler}}'', [[https://www.baldwinpage.com/spacetrawler/2018/02/05/020518-wezzle/ Wezzle]]
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->''Hey, it’s my favorite ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'' running gag, The Halftracks Hate Each Other With An Awful Intensity That Makes ''ComicStrip/TheLockhorns'' Look Like A Creator/NicholasSparks Novel! Like many awful things in the comics, I originally “liked” this ironically but have come over the years to respect its terrible purity.''
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->''Hey, it’s it's my favorite ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'' running gag, The Halftracks Hate Each Other With An Awful Intensity That Makes ''ComicStrip/TheLockhorns'' Look Like A Creator/NicholasSparks Novel! Like many awful things in the comics, I originally “liked” this ironically but have come over the years to respect its terrible purity.''
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->'''Zack:''' Oh hey, Aeris. Have you seen Jen and Hojo?\\
'''Crystal/"Aeris":''' Um... Y'know, they're probably still in bed, y'know, they were up pretty late doing their... their... usual.\\
'''Zack:''' You mean arguing?\\
'''"Aeris":''' ...Ah ...How did you know?\\
'''Zack:''' It keeps me up at night.
-->-- ''WebVideo/MidgarSyndromeTheFinalFantasyHouse''
'''Crystal/"Aeris":''' Um... Y'know, they're probably still in bed, y'know, they were up pretty late doing their... their... usual.\\
'''Zack:''' You mean arguing?\\
'''"Aeris":''' ...Ah ...How did you know?\\
'''Zack:''' It keeps me up at night.
-->-- ''WebVideo/MidgarSyndromeTheFinalFantasyHouse''
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->'''Nate:''' So! Mrs. Czerwicki! You're a fan of romance novels!\\
'''Mrs. Czerwicki:''' I'll admit, they're a bit of a guilty pleasure...\\
'''Nate:''' And what does '''Mister''' Czerwicki think of your "guilty pleasure"?\\
'''Mrs. Czerwicki:''' Mister Czerwicki? Fankly, Nate, I don't think Mister Czerwicki cares very much what I read. Mister Czerwicki is too busy watching his precious [[SuddenlyShouting FOOTBALL GAMES!]]\\
'''Nate:''' ''(thinking)'' Whoops.
-->--''ComicStrip/BigNate''
->'''Nate:''' So! Mrs. Czerwicki! You're a fan of romance novels!\\
'''Mrs. Czerwicki:''' I'll admit, they're a bit of a guilty pleasure...\\
'''Nate:''' And what does '''Mister''' Czerwicki think of your "guilty pleasure"?\\
'''Mrs. Czerwicki:''' Mister Czerwicki? Fankly, Nate, I don't think Mister Czerwicki cares very much what I read. Mister Czerwicki is too busy watching his precious [[SuddenlyShouting FOOTBALL GAMES!]]\\
'''Nate:''' ''(thinking)'' Whoops.
-->--''ComicStrip/BigNate''
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->"Lies, deceit, mixed messages. This is turning into a real marriage."
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->"Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise line?"
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->"Oh, marriage is a wonderful institution. Of course, 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That is, if you're lucky enough to get a divorce. That becomes impossible when your wife's got incriminating photos of you simply having coffee with a young dancer because she was a great listener. Now, your life is just one series of endless humiliations. You lie awake and dream of the sweet release a murder-suicide could bring. But it's good, though! Really good."
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-->--'''''Literature/TheBible''''', ''Proverbs 21:19''
->''Alys Karstark leaned close to Jon. "Snow during a wedding means a cold marriage. My lady mother always said so." He glanced at Queen Selyse. There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.''
->''Alys Karstark leaned close to Jon. "Snow during a wedding means a cold marriage. My lady mother always said so." He glanced at Queen Selyse. There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.''
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->Alys Karstark leaned close to Jon. "Snow during a wedding means a cold marriage. My lady mother always said so." He glanced at Queen Selyse. There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.
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->"Let's see what Control has given us in their [[UndercoverAsLovers Newlywed kit:]] Throwing knife. Knockout drops. Revolver. And brass knuckles. This must be the Commando kit. Ah, this is the Newlywed kit: Toothpaste. Throwing knife. Knockout drops. Revolver. Brass knuckles."
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->"In my experience, I have known of five cases of women murdered by their devoted husbands. And twenty-two husbands murdered by their devoted wives. So thank you, non. The marriage, it is not for me."
-->--'''''{{Series/Poirot}}'''''
->"These are my three wives: [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Pestilence, Famine, and Death.]] Do you think I married them for their ''personalities?'' Their personalities could shatter entire planets! Arranged marriages, every one. But they worked out; they inspired me. Knowing that they were waiting at home for me is what keeps me here--''75 light-years away!''"
-->--'''''{{Series/Poirot}}'''''
->"These are my three wives: [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Pestilence, Famine, and Death.]] Do you think I married them for their ''personalities?'' Their personalities could shatter entire planets! Arranged marriages, every one. But they worked out; they inspired me. Knowing that they were waiting at home for me is what keeps me here--''75 light-years away!''"
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-->--'''''{{Series/Poirot}}'''''
->"These
-->-- '''''{{Series/Poirot}}'''''
->''"These are my three wives: [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Pestilence, Famine, and Death.]] Do you think I married them for their ''personalities?'' Their personalities could shatter entire planets! Arranged marriages, every one. But they worked out; they inspired me. Knowing that they were waiting at home for me is what keeps me here--''75 light-years
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->"Every married couple alive pretends. They pretend they don't hate their in-laws or their husband's stupid jokes or their wife's laugh or that they don't actually love one of their children more than the others. Marriage is, well, it's almost all pretend. For everyone. That's the reality. That's what's real. Buying into the delusion that there's any other way to live together, to get through an entire life together, that's--well that's the fantasy. That's pretending."
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-->-- "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long", The Notorious Cherry Bombs
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-->-- "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long", The Notorious Cherry Bombs
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-->-- "On Reflection of Marriage," the Merry Wives of Windsor
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-->-- "On Reflection of Marriage," the Merry Wives of Windsor
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->"I love the Olympics, especially the luge! I'm married, so sliding down ''an icy tunnel of doom'' at high speed ''makes sense!''"
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->"''(at a funeral)'' Uh, I forgot to write a speech, so I'm just going to repurpose what I wrote for his wedding. Congratulations, you son of a bitch. Your life is over."
-->-- '''Terry Lesler''', ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz''
-->-- '''Terry Lesler''', ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz''
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->Trapped inside, Melania Trump has a look that I’ve never seen before, the eyes of someone waiting with increasing impatience for Stockholm syndrome to set in. The look of a woman frantically trying to unlearn English, appalled to find that this only [[TakeThat makes her understand]] [[[[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump her husband]] [[TakeThat more clearly]]. Perhaps women trapped in marriages with monsters resort to plastic surgery so that it becomes easier to leave a wax head in their bed while [[GreatEscape they work on their tunnel at night]]. Perhaps the manicures are to hide the endless digging. Perhaps it’s the secret of their figures. They’re not dieting, they’re eating those peanut butter and fried egg sandwiches Michael Phelps used to train on and spending their nights burrowing like a fucking gopher.
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->Trapped inside, Melania Trump has a look that I’ve never seen before, the eyes of someone waiting with increasing impatience for Stockholm syndrome to set in. The look of a woman frantically trying to unlearn English, appalled to find that this only [[TakeThat makes her understand]] [[[[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump her husband]] [[TakeThat more clearly]]. Perhaps women trapped in marriages with monsters resort to plastic surgery so that it becomes easier to leave a wax head in their bed while [[GreatEscape they work on their tunnel at night]]. Perhaps the manicures are to hide the endless digging. Perhaps it’s the secret of their figures. They’re not dieting, they’re eating those peanut butter and fried egg sandwiches Michael Phelps used to train on and spending their nights burrowing like a fucking gopher.
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->Trapped inside, Melania Trump has a look that I’ve never seen before, the eyes of someone waiting with increasing impatience for Stockholm syndrome to set in. The look of a woman frantically trying to unlearn English, appalled to find that this only [[TakeThat makes her understand]] [[[[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump her husband]] [[TakeThat more clearly]]. Perhaps women trapped in marriages with monsters resort to plastic surgery so that it becomes easier to leave a wax head in their bed while [[GreatEscape they work on their tunnel at night]]. Perhaps the manicures are to hide the endless digging. Perhaps it’s the secret of their figures. They’re not dieting, they’re eating those peanut butter and fried egg sandwiches Michael Phelps used to train on and spending their nights burrowing like a fucking gopher.
-->--'''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', [[https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/08/donald-trump-obnoxious-karma-reincarnated-as-himself-frankie-boyle Donald Trump: a man so obnoxious that karma may see him reincarnated as himself]]
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->'''Naomi''': [[SerialSpouse I've]] always felt marriage was a [[{{Hypocrite}} sacred bond]] and I hoped Vinton felt the same way.\\
'''Thelma''': Well, so did I. Lord knows, his daddy and I had our troubles. There were vicious arguments and cruel words and agony and humiliation and awful fights, but somehow there was always that sacredness.
-->--''Series/MamasFamily''
'''Thelma''': Well, so did I. Lord knows, his daddy and I had our troubles. There were vicious arguments and cruel words and agony and humiliation and awful fights, but somehow there was always that sacredness.
-->--''Series/MamasFamily''
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->'''Basil:''' ''[takes Sybil's hand]'' Seriously, Sybil, do you remember when we were first... manacled together? We used to laugh quite a lot.\\
'''Sybil:''' ''[pulling her hand away]'' Yes, but not at the same time, Basil.\\
'''Basil:''' That's true. That was a warning, I guess. Should have spotted that, shouldn't I?
-->-- ''Series/FawltyTowers'', "Communication Problems"
'''Sybil:''' ''[pulling her hand away]'' Yes, but not at the same time, Basil.\\
'''Basil:''' That's true. That was a warning, I guess. Should have spotted that, shouldn't I?
-->-- ''Series/FawltyTowers'', "Communication Problems"
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->'''Grandmother''': Hedvika is marrying.\\
'''Valerie''': Poor Hedvika.
-->--''Film/ValerieAndHerWeekOfWonders''
'''Valerie''': Poor Hedvika.
-->--''Film/ValerieAndHerWeekOfWonders''
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->'''Rico Dredd''': I thought they destroyed all these ABC warriors during the last war.\\
'''Geiger''': Well, you can still collect 'em, as long as they're non-functioning. Like my wife.
-->--''Film/JudgeDredd''
'''Geiger''': Well, you can still collect 'em, as long as they're non-functioning. Like my wife.
-->--''Film/JudgeDredd''