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-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-11-11 The Shopping Trip]]

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-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', -->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-11-11 The Shopping Trip]]Trip]]

->''If ever in your life you are faced with a choice,\\
A difficult decision, a quandary,\\
Ask yourself, "What would Edgar and Ellen do?"\\
And do exactly the contrary.''
-->-- ''Literature/EdgarAndEllen''
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->'''Schlock:''' Hey, Breya! Look! They have plasma cannons here!\\
'''Breya:''' Schlock, we're here to buy body armor, not flashy big guns.\\
'''Schlock:''' And since I don't wear body armor, you can spend my armor allotment on this.\\
'''Breya:''' I can just have Kevyn issue you something. You don't need that.\\
'''Breya:''' I mean really! It's big, it's too noisy, and the barrel alone scares people. Firing fusing plasma is incredibly irresponsible, and banned in half a dozen star systems.\\
'''Planet Merc Salesman:''' You oughta go into sales here, lady. That was a great pitch.
-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-11-11 The Shopping Trip]]

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