Schlock: Hey, Breya! Look! They have plasma cannons here!
Breya: Schlock, we're here to buy body armor, not flashy big guns.
Schlock: And since I don't wear body armor, you can spend my armor allotment on this.
Breya: I can just have Kevyn issue you something. You don't need that.
Breya: I mean really! It's big, it's too noisy, and the barrel alone scares people. Firing fusing plasma is incredibly irresponsible, and banned in half a dozen star systems.
Planet Merc Salesman: You oughta go into sales here, lady. That was a great pitch.
Breya: Schlock, we're here to buy body armor, not flashy big guns.
Schlock: And since I don't wear body armor, you can spend my armor allotment on this.
Breya: I can just have Kevyn issue you something. You don't need that.
Breya: I mean really! It's big, it's too noisy, and the barrel alone scares people. Firing fusing plasma is incredibly irresponsible, and banned in half a dozen star systems.
Planet Merc Salesman: You oughta go into sales here, lady. That was a great pitch.
If ever in your life you are faced with a choice,
A difficult decision, a quandary,
Ask yourself, "What would Edgar and Ellen do?"
And do exactly the contrary.
A difficult decision, a quandary,
Ask yourself, "What would Edgar and Ellen do?"
And do exactly the contrary.
