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->"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a ''[[Characters/BreakingBadSaulGoodman criminal]]'' [[Characters/BreakingBadSaulGoodman lawyer.]]"

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->"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer...lawyer[[note]]meaning a lawyer who defends criminals[[/note]]... you want a ''[[Characters/BreakingBadSaulGoodman criminal]]'' [[Characters/BreakingBadSaulGoodman lawyer.]]"]][[note]]meaning a lawyer who is ''also'' a criminal[[/note]]"

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->The thieves who could my fees afford, relied on my orations,\\
and many a burglar I've returned to his friends and his relations!

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->The ->''All thieves who could my fees afford, relied afford,''\\
''Relied
on my orations,\\
and
orations,''\\
''And
many a burglar I've returned to restored''\\
''To
his friends and his relations!relations!''
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->''"And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state -- often as a lawyer!"''
-->-- '''Lionel Hutz''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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-->--'''The Judge''' on his days as a lawyer, "When I, Good Friends, Was Called To The Bar", ''Theater/TrialByJury''

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-->--'''The Judge''' on his days as a lawyer, "When I, Good Friends, Was Called To The Bar", ''Theater/TrialByJury''''Theatre/TrialByJury''
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->The thieves who could my fees afford, all came for my orations,\\

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->The thieves who could my fees afford, all came for relied on my orations,\\
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->The thieves who could my fees afford, all came for my orations,\\
and many a burglar I've returned to his friends and his relations!
-->--'''The Judge''' on his days as a lawyer, "When I, Good Friends, Was Called To The Bar", ''Theater/TrialByJury''
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--> [[Series/{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]], "Corporal Punishment".

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--> [[Series/{{Blackadder}} ''[[Series/{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]], Forth]]'', "Corporal Punishment".
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->''"Nice to have you here, Miriam”, welcomed Davina. “Although I fear you may be doubly unpopular tonight. Not only are you married to a politician, but you’re also a lawyer!” [[AcceptableTargets The audience booed.]]''

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->''"Nice to have you here, Miriam”, welcomed Davina. “Although I fear you may be doubly unpopular tonight. Not only are you married to a politician, but you’re also a lawyer!” [[AcceptableTargets The audience booed.]]''''
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->'''Blackadder:''' I remember Massingbird's most famous case: the Case of the Bloody Knife. A man was found next to a murdered body. He had the knife in his hand. 13 witnesses had seen him stab the victim. And when the police arrived, he said "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off; he got him knighted in the New Year's Honours List. And the relatives of the victim had to pay to wash the blood out of his jacket!\\
'''Perkins:''' I hear he's a dab hand at the prosecution as well, sir.\\
'''Blackadder:''' Yes, well, look at Creator/OscarWilde.\\
'''Perkins:''' Ol' butch Oscar.\\
'''Blackadder:''' Yep! Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114 illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion and author of the best-selling pamphlet "Why I Like To Do It With Girls." And Massingbird had him sent down for being a whoopsie.
--> [[Series/{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]], "Corporal Punishment".

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->'''Blade:''' You're human?\\
'''Karel Kounen:''' Barely. [[EvilLawyerJoke I'm their lawyer.]]
-->-- ''Film/BladeII''




->'''Blade:''' You're human?\\
'''Karel Kounen:''' Barely. [[EvilLawyerJoke I'm their lawyer.]]
-->-- ''Film/BladeII''
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->"Don't drink and drive. But if you do, call me."
-->-- '''Saul Goodman''', ''Series/BreakingBad'' ("To'hajiilee")
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->"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a ''criminal'' lawyer."

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->"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a ''criminal'' ''[[Characters/BreakingBadSaulGoodman criminal]]'' [[Characters/BreakingBadSaulGoodman lawyer."]]"
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->If justice is blind, then I will guide her\\
To declare everyone guilty, I simply cannot err\\
To preserve my perfect record, I will do what I must\\
No place in court for truth, peace, order, or trust\\
And perhaps some didn't do it, innocent they may have been\\
But my cases are all perfect, and I'll do anything to win!

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->If ->''If justice is blind, then I will guide her\\
To
her''\\
''To
declare everyone guilty, I simply cannot err\\
To
err''\\
''To
preserve my perfect record, I will do what I must\\
No
must''\\
''No
place in court for truth, peace, order, or trust\\
And
trust''\\
''And
perhaps some didn't do it, innocent they may have been\\
But
been''\\
''But
my cases are all perfect, and I'll do anything to win!win!''
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->If justice is blind, then I will guide her\\
To declare everyone guilty, I simply cannot err\\
To preserve my perfect record, I will do what I must\\
No place in court for truth, peace, order, or trust\\
And perhaps some didn't do it, innocent they may have been\\
But my cases are all perfect, and I'll do anything to win!
-->-- '''Manfred von Karma''', ''Theatre/TurnaboutMusical''
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->"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a '''criminal''' lawyer."

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->"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a '''criminal''' ''criminal'' lawyer."

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