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'''Male holidaymaker:''' We don't like the same stuff anyway.\\
'''Bernard:''' You're going on holiday. You want trash. But different kinds of trash. You, you want social themes, believable characters. You, you want suspense, thriller. This does you both. It's this temp. She's 29 and she can't get a boyfriend. Oh my god.\\

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'''Male holidaymaker:''' We don't like the same sort of stuff anyway.\\
'''Bernard:''' You're going on holiday. You holiday, you want trash. But you want different kinds of trash. You, You're a woman, you want social themes, believable characters. You, You ''(the man)'', you want suspense, thriller. This does plot, suspense. This'll do you both. It's this temp. temp, right? She's 29 and she can't get a boyfriend. Oh my god.\\



'''Male holidaymaker:''' No way.\\

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'''Male holidaymaker:''' No Ugh, no way.\\



'''Male holidaymaker:''' Well, one copy each!

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'''Male holidaymaker:''' Well, one copy each!All right!\\
'''Female holidaymaker:''' One each, then.
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'''Bernard:''' You're going on holiday. You want trash. But different kinds of trash. You, you want social themes, believable characters. You, you want suspense, thriller. This does you both. It's this temp. She's 29 and she can't get a boyfriend. Oh my god.

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'''Bernard:''' You're going on holiday. You want trash. But different kinds of trash. You, you want social themes, believable characters. You, you want suspense, thriller. This does you both. It's this temp. She's 29 and she can't get a boyfriend. Oh my god.\\
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->'''Female holidaymaker:''' Hi, we're looking for--\\
''(Bernard silently hands her a copy of "Tempapocalypse")''\\
'''Bernard:''' Here's one for you. ''(hands the man a copy)''\\
'''Female holidaymaker:''' How do you know what we both want?\\
'''Male holidaymaker:''' We don't like the same stuff anyway.\\
'''Bernard:''' You're going on holiday. You want trash. But different kinds of trash. You, you want social themes, believable characters. You, you want suspense, thriller. This does you both. It's this temp. She's 29 and she can't get a boyfriend. Oh my god.
'''Female holidaymaker:''' Sounds great!\\
'''Male holidaymaker:''' No way.\\
'''Bernard:''' And she's got twelve hours to stop a nuclear war with China.\\
'''Male holidaymaker:''' Well, one copy each!
-->-- ''Series/BlackBooks'', on what is possibly the perfect airport novel.
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->'''Hans Moleman''': Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?\\
'''Store cashier''': ''Get out!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect The Joy of Sect]]," at the Just [[Creator/MichaelCrichton Crichton]] and [[Creator/StephenKing King]] Bookstore

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->'''Hans Moleman''': Moleman:''' Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?\\
Creator/RobertLudlum?\\
'''Store cashier''': cashier:''' ''Get out!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect The Joy of Sect]]," at the Just "Just [[Creator/MichaelCrichton Crichton]] and [[Creator/StephenKing King]] BookstoreBookstore"
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-> '''Hans Moleman:''' ''Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?''
-> '''Store Cashier:''' ''Get out!''
-->-- Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect at the Just Crichton and King Bookstore

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-> '''Hans Moleman:''' ''Do ->'''Hans Moleman''': Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?''
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Ludlum?\\
'''Store Cashier:''' cashier''': ''Get out!''
-->-- Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect The Joy of Sect]]," at the Just Crichton [[Creator/MichaelCrichton Crichton]] and King [[Creator/StephenKing King]] Bookstore
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-->-- WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect at the

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-->-- WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect at the
the Just Crichton and King Bookstore
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-> '''Hans Moleman:''' ''Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?''
-> '''Store Cashier:''' ''Get out!''

-->-- WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect at the
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-->-- ''Three Panel Book Review'', on the genre in general.

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-->-- ''Three Panel Book Review'', on the genre in general.general.
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