History Podcast / HollywoodBabbleOn

** Ralph's mancrush on AdamWest.

* ''Dynamic Duets'': A famous duets tune is sung by Ralph (as AdamWest's Batman) and Kevin (as ''TheDarkKnightRises'''s Bane).

* IncrediblyLamePun: A staple of the show. Mentioning a band/musician will usually get a long stream of them referring to their songs between Kevin and Ralph. Particularly awful puns are "filed" (usually yelled by the crowd "File!", or said to Ralph/Kev by the other) away, a bring over from ''Radio/TheKevinAndBeanShow'' (Ralph's day job). However, if the offender is proud of it, he'll tell you "fuck you, I'm keeping it."

* IncrediblyLamePun: A staple of the show. Mentioning a band/musician will usually get a long stream of them referring to their songs between Kevin and Ralph. Particularly awful puns are "filed" (usually yelled by the crowd "File!", or said to Ralph/Kev by the other) away, a bring over from the ''Kevin and Bean Radio Show'' (Ralph's day job). However, if the offender is proud of it, he'll tell you "fuck you, I'm keeping it."

** Also, the live crowd is integral to the show, answering the "How big is it?" to the Liam Neeson bit, reminding Ralph often that it's "'Fucktapes' KimKardashian" if he forgets her proper prefix, etc. They have remarked that often the jokes yelled by the crowd are funnier than their own. However, if you are a dumb drunken cunt/bastard yelling dumb things and ruining Ralph's flow, prepare to be mocked mercilessly for the rest of the show.

* CriticalResearchFailure: When speaking of the death of Satoru Iwata, the president of Nintendo, Ralph brought up "80s games such as ''CrashBandicoot'' as one of his accomplishments. Of course, ''Crash'' is neither an 80s or Nintendo game.

* CriticalReseachFailure: When speaking of the death of Satoru Iwata, the president of Nintendo, Ralph brought up "80s games such as ''CrashBandicoot'' as one of his accomplishments. Of course, ''Crash'' is neither an 80s or Nintendo game.

** Kevin telling a visitor from out of the country "Diplomatic Immunity!" ala ''LethalWeapon 2'', and Ralph admonishing him that it's the wrong country (unless they actually ARE from South Africa).

** Ralph's less than stellar acting jobs. Additionally, the fact that he didn't get a speaking line in Kevin's ''RedState'' movie.

** Yelling DISAPPOINTED! (usually someone from the crowd), taken from Kevin Sorbo referencing Kevin Kline in ''AFishCalledWanda'' during a ''Hercules'' outtake.

* [[TooSoon Too Tsunami]]: When joking about a recent world tragedy or death, this will usually [[IncrediblyLamePun get yelled]] at to Ralph. Started with a joke about the Japanese tsunami.

* OldShame: A lot of this comes up in the ''Exquisite Acting'' segment. Additionally, running gags about some of Ralph's less than stellar acting roles are a regular, including ''Sharktopus'' and his very first TV role from an ABC After School Special. They will also occasionally poke fun at whatever's considered Kevin's latest stinker, Usually ''Film/JerseyGirl'' or ''Film/CopOut''.

** ''Arnie Sings'': Ralph sings a song in the style of Creator/ArnoldShwartzenegger.
** ''Pee-Wee Lines'': Ralph recites a famous bit a dialogue from a movie as Creator/PeeWeeHerman.

* ''What's Kev Smoking'': A brief intro to the strain of pot Kevin is smoking that day.
* ''Garmin's Got An Email Bag (featuring Kevin's reactions)'': Ralph reads more emails.

* ''Dynamic Duets'': A famous duets tune is sung by Ralph (as AdamWest's Batman) and Kevin (as ''TheDarkKnightRises'''s Bane).

* ''What's Kev In?'': Listener-submitted pictures that Kevin has been Photoshopped into.

* ''How Big Is Creator/LiamNeeson's Cock?'': Listener-submitted jokes about [[GagPenis the size of Mr. Neeson's unit]], as collected on http://neesoncock.com.

** Ralph's "Creepy Clown" impression, set to calliope music. This used to freak Kevin out. It mutated into Ralph doing various celebrities as the Clown. Semi retired. Has its own jingle.

** Singing a song in the style of Music/DavidBowie.

** Creator/LiamNeeson's Cock. The end of every show is fan submitted jokes about the legendary member of Mr. Neeson. Has its own jingle.
** Ze Germans.

** Reading the Green Lantern oath in various celebrity voices. Seems to be retired for now. Has its own jingle.

** The JohnTravolta "Gay Ghost" ([[WelcomeBackKotter So weird! What? Where?]] Boo.)

** Yelling DISAPPOINTED! (usually someone from the crowd), taken from Kevin Sorbo apparently reading the stage direction out loud during an episode of Hercules.

** The JohnTravolta "Gay Ghost" (So weird! What? Where? Boo.)

You can listen to ''Hollywood Babble-On'' [[http://smodcast.com/channels/hollywood-babble-on/ here]], on Stitcher Radio, or on iTunes; New episodes appear every Monday. They have been signed to make a pilot for a TV version of the show for {{AMC}}.

''Hollywood Babble-On'' is one of the many podcasts run under the ''[=SModcast=]'' banner, hosted by actor Ralph Garman and director KevinSmith.

* Segments highlighting the actions of LindsayLohan, KimKardashian, and JustinBieber, as well as Amanda Bynes during her mental issues.

* ImGoingToHellForThis: Many instances after Ralph tells an incredibly tasteless joke. Most famously, his impression of a mentally handicapped girl working at Mc Donald's, although that impression has the admonishment usually made to him by Kevin. Due to the outcry, Ralph has semi-retired "[=McDonald's=] Fry Girl" though he will bring her back when there's just something too delicious not mock with it. It should also be noted his recent taking to impersonating [[SylvesterStallone Sly Stallone]] kind of takes its place.

* OldShame: A lot of this comes up in the ''Exquisite Acting'' segment. Additionally, running gags about some of Ralph's less than stellar acting roles are a regular, including ''Sharktopus'' and his very first TV role from an ABC After School Special. They will also occasionally poke fun at whatever's considered Kevin's latest stinker, Usually ''JerseyGirl'' or ''CopOut''.

** LindsayLohan. A former staple of the Hollywood News segment (her recent clean up of her act has her a subject less and less). Jokes are usually about how she's a horrible hollywood bitch stereotype, her sexual promiscuity (with the rallying cry of "Airtight!"), drug and alcohol use, and usually a joke from Kevin relating to her roles in either the ''Herbie'' remakes or ''FreakyFriday''. Ralph does an impression of Puff Daddy saying her name to start off the bit. Has her own jingle.
** Singing a song in the style of DavidBowie.
** [[SylvesterStallone Sly Stallone]] calling someone "Greedy and lazy!"

** The [[KimKardashian Kardashians]]. Mostly about how they are a talentless, attention-whore family. Also that Khloe is Chewbacca. Kim has her own jingle.
** JustinBieber. He's a little cunt. Has his own jingle.

* TheAlcoholic: Ralph (he drinks Jack and Coke throughout the show) to Kevin's...
* TheStoner: So much so that he began announcing the strain of weed he smoked before the show (the bit even has its own jingle now).
* ThoseWackyNazis: A recurring gag (usually when something German related comes up) is that Kevin and Ralph begin to conversate in German accents for a bit, usually throwing in some reference to Nazis, Nazi Germany, [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]], the Holocaust, or all of the above.
* [[TooSoon Too Tsunami]]: When joking about a recent world tragedy or death, this will usually [[IncrediblyLamePun get yelled]] at to Ralph. Started with a joke about the Japanese tsunami

* ThoseWackyNazis: A recurring gag (usually when something German related comes up) is that Kevin and Ralph begin to conversate in German accents for a bit, usually throwing in some reference to Nazis, Nazi Germany, [[AdolfHitler Hitler]], the Holocaust, or all of the above.

* AccidentalInnuendo: Explicitly averted with the "What's Kev In?" jingle:
-->''What's Kev In today?/Something [[CrazyAwesome crazy or awesome]] [[HaveAGayOldTime or gay?]]/And by gay, we mean homosexual/like maybe some dude's butt/What's Kev In?''

* HoYay: Bane and Adam West in "Dynamic Duets"

* [[TooSoon Too Tsunami]]: When joking about a recent world tragedy or death, this will usually [[IncrediblyLamePun get yelled]] at to Ralph. Started with a joke about the Japanese tsunami right after the event.
* UnusualEuphemism: A {{Running Gag}} in the Shout Outs and Email Bag is various fans (usually male) discussing ways to get their wives/girlfriends to agree to anal sex, trying to come up with new and unusual euphemisms. Rusty Sheriff's Badge, Dirty Wagon Spoke, Ride the Minecart Through The Temple of Doom, etc.

** Amanda Bynes. Similar to Lohan above. Essentially retired after everyone realized she really is batshit insane. Has her own jingle.

* Segments highlighting the actions of LindsayLohan, KimKardashian, and more recently, Amanda Bynes.

* ''Dynamic Duets'': A famous duets tune is sung by Ralph (as AdamWest's Batman) and Kevin (as ''TheDarkKnight'''s Bane).

* ''How Big Is LiamNeeson's Cock?'': Listener-submitted jokes about [[GagPenis the size of Mr. Neeson's unit]], as collected on http://neesoncock.com.

** LiamNeeson's Cock. The end of every show is fan submitted jokes about the legendary member of Mr. Neeson. Has its own jingle.

You can listen to ''Hollywood Babble-On'' [[http://smodcast.com/channels/hollywood-babble-on/ here]], on Stitcher Radio, or on iTunes; New episodes appear every Monday.