History NauseaFuel / TheAngryVideoGameNerd

-->'''Nerd''': Curse this fucking game! Curse the plastic that encases this dung heap! Literally, it's a plastic shell '''''filled with shit! IT'S FUCKING SHIT! It's... it's ass! It's garbage!''' And that's it, good night. ''(Leaves for 2 seconds and then returns)'' Oh, wait, I forgot to mention as a matter of fact, it also sucks monkey fuck, and it's a worthless pitiful pile of snot-dripping, pus-bubbling, '''''wet steaming mountain of buffalo butt dump,''''' and mere descriptions can't even describe the inane lack of common sense that even a child would possess when making a game with chalk on a sidewalk. I can't even come up with a description that's foul and disgusting enough to even come close to this rancid abomination. Can't describe it. I'm done. For real this time. ''(Walks out, only to return 7 seconds later)'' '''''THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF AN OLD WOMAN'S BLEEDING VAGINA! IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!''''' (angrily) I know: They '''''weren't''''' thinking.

* Kyle's song about hairless scrotum guns in "Ikari Warriors" may be an EarWorm, but it's also pretty gross.

--> '''Nerd:''' "And that's from the series that brought you the phrase, 'Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls'."

--> '''Macaulay:''' "I'd rather do a human centipede with the Wet Bandits! Marv in my mouth, Harry in my ass! I'll turn them into the Sticky Bandits!"

* The Nerd talks about some ads in various Magazine/NintendoPower magazines that really disturbed him. Yes, [[EveryoneHasStandards even he considers things to be disgusting]]. He shows an ad with a jar of toenail clippings and another with a barf bag. He even talks about one so gross he stapled the page shut so he'd never be able to see it again.[[note]]This was just the toenail clipping ad, because you can see the issue number.[[/note]]

* In "Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout", after mercilessly beating up Bugs, the Nerd then [[ExcrementStatement takes a huge dump on him]], covering his face with chunky shit. He then tells the viewers that it wasn't real, but still.[[note]]The feces was made using peanut butter and chocolate syrup, as seen in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dj1ON-Bos the outtakes video]]. He was also using a fake butt in one shot.[[/note]] If you want to get {{Squicked}} out even further, Mike Matei later recalled that [[spoiler:he got a peanut up his nose while shooting that scene]].

-->'''Nerd''': Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT...[[{{Understatement}} and I don't like it]].

** Brought up again in his Earthbound review in his own personal Magicant.

* Mcauly Caulkin's own Angry Nerd rant. It even grosses out the Nerd! "I'd rather do a human centipede with the Wet Bandits! Marv in my mouth, Harry in my ass! I'll turn them into the Sticky Bandits!"

* Mcauly Caulkin's own Angry Nerd rant. It even grosses out the Nerd! "I rather do a human centipede with the Wet Bandits! Marv in my mouth, Harry in my ass! I'll turn them into the Sticky Bandits!"

* "Oh-oh-oh-I have better things to do!" ''(cut to the Nerd [[BrickJoke playing with some fresh poop]])''

* The Nerd dropping a deuce on the ''[[AtariJaguar Atari Jaguar CD]]''. You knew it was coming the second he remarked that it looks like a toilet. What you didn't expect was the shit to be so thick... or ''full of nuts''. Even his cat runs away from it.

* The Guitar Guy's song about hairless scrotum guns in "Ikari Warriors" may be an EarWorm, but it's also pretty gross.

* The Nerd talks about some ads in said magazine that really disturbed him. Yes, [[EveryoneHasStandards even he considers things to be disgusting]]. He shows an ad with a jar of toenail clippings and another with a barf bag. He even talks about one so gross he stapled the page shut so he'd never be able to see it again.[[note]]This was just the toenail clipping ad, because you can see the issue number.[[/note]]

-->'''Nerd''': Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, ITS A PIECE OF SHIT...[[{{Understatement}} and I don't like it]].

* "Oh-oh-oh-I have better things to do!" ''(cut to the Nerd playing with some fresh poop)''

* In "Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout", after mercilessly beating up Bugs, the Nerd then [[ExcrementStatement takes a huge dump on him]], covering his face with chunky shit. He then tells the viewers that it wasn't real, but still.[[note]]The feces was made using peanut butter and chocolate syrup, as seen in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dj1ON-Bos the outtakes video]]. He was also using a fake butt in one shot.[[/note]]

** It's like pukin' on a pile of shit.

* The big nausea fuel in "Toxic Crusaders" comes from when Creator/LloydKaufman shits on the NES cartridge, which disgusts the Nerd so much his stomach cringes and he vomits on the shit. If that's not nasty to you, what is?

!! "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
* The Nerd's final statement about the game is a huge ExcrementStatement.

!! "Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout"

* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dj1ON-Bos the outtakes video]] as the Nerd stirs up the shit, an offscreen Mike asks what he could've eaten for his shit to come out looking like that. The Nerd suggests [[ImAHumanitarian dead]] [[EatsBabies babies]], Mike suggests chili, and then he suggests [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs chili with chopped-up dead babies in it]].
!! "Nintendo Power"

!! "NES Accesories"

!! "Wayne's World"
* The very end seems to [[SubvertedTrope subvert]] this when he vomits...water?
!! "Ikari Warriors"
* The Guitar Guy's song about hairless scrotum guns may be an EarWorm, but it's also pretty gross.
!! "Toxic Crusaders"
* The big nausea fuel in this episode comes from when Creator/LloydKaufman shits on the NES cartridge, which disgusts the Nerd so much his stomach cringes and he vomits on the shit. If that's not nasty to you, what is?

* The very end seems to [[SubvertedTrope subvert]] this when he takes the cartridge and vomits onto it...water?

** Bugs then returns the favor in "Crazy Castle", excreting balls of shit on the Nerd's face.[[note]]pingpong balls covered in peanut butter died brown with chocolate syrup[[/note]]

** Bugs then returns the favor in "Crazy Castle", excreting balls of shit on the Nerd's face.

* '''''"I'D RATHER PUT MY BALLS IN A CROCODILE'S MOUTH WHILE SHOVING MY HEAD UP A UNICORN'S ASSHOLE!'''''

* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dj1ON-Bos the outtakes video]] as the Nerd stirs up the shit, an offscreen Mike asks what he could've eaten for his shit to come out looking like that. The Nerd suggests [[ImAHumanitarian dead babies]], Mike suggests chili, and then he suggests [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs chili with chopped-up dead babies in it]].