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5	For [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd a guy who likes talking about animal shit]], there's a lot of stuff that makes ''The Angry Video Game Nerd'' a true GrossoutShow.
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7	* The Nerd's final statement about ''TMNT'' is a huge ExcrementStatement.
8	-->'''Nerd''': Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT...[[{{Understatement}} and I don't like it]].
9	* In ''A Nightmare on Elm Street'', one of his clones defecates all over the cartridge.
10	* The Nerd showing actual dog shit to describe ''Ghostbusters II'' on NES in "Ghostbusters: Conclusion".
11	* In "Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout":
12	** After mercilessly beating up Bugs, the Nerd then [[ExcrementStatement takes a huge dump on him]], covering his face with chunky shit. He then tells the viewers that it wasn't real, but still.[[note]]The feces was made using peanut butter and chocolate syrup, as seen in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dj1ON-Bos the outtakes video]]. He was also using a fake butt, as shown when the Nerd gives Bugs the middle finger.[[/note]] If you want to get {{Squick}}ed out even further, Mike Matei later recalled that [[spoiler:he got a peanut up his nose while shooting that scene]].
13	** Bugs then returns the favor in "Crazy Castle", excreting balls of shit on the Nerd's face.[[note]]Ping pong balls covered in peanut butter dyed brown with chocolate syrup[[/note]]
14	** '''''"I'D RATHER PUT MY BALLS IN A CROCODILE'S MOUTH WHILE SHOVING MY HEAD UP A UNICORN'S ASSHOLE!"'''''
15	** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dj1ON-Bos the outtakes video]] as the Nerd stirs up the shit, an offscreen Mike asks what he could've eaten for his shit to come out looking like that. The Nerd suggests [[ImAHumanitarian dead]] [[EatsBabies babies]], Mike suggests chili, and then he suggests [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs chili with chopped-up dead babies in it]].
16	* The Nerd talks about some ads in various Magazine/NintendoPower magazines that really disturbed him. Yes, [[EveryoneHasStandards even he considers things to be disgusting]]. He shows an ad with a jar of toenail clippings, another with a crazy cafeteria lady holding a log of meatloaf and yet another with a barf bag. He even talks about one so gross he stapled the page shut so he'd never be able to see it again.[[note]]This was just the toenail clipping ad, because you can see the issue number.[[/note]]
17	* The Nerd giving the trick-or-treaters their candy by taking a diarrhea explosion in a bag in ''Halloween''.
18	* The Nerd briefly talks about dogs and cats pissing and shitting on the NES Power Pad.
19	* The Nerd says he rather drink buffalo "shizz", which he says is a mix of shit and jizz, in his "Indiana Jones" episodes. However, he took it back saying that it was just too gross.
20	* The Nerdy Turd in the "Odyssey" episode is a ''Shit Pickle''-esque construct made from his own feces.
21	* The very end of "Wayne's World" seems to [[SubvertedTrope subvert]] this when he vomits...water?
22	* The Nerd dropping a deuce on the ''[[Platform/AtariJaguar Atari Jaguar CD]]''. You knew it was coming the second he remarked that it looks like a toilet. What you didn't expect was the shit to be so thick... or ''full of nuts''. Even his cat runs away from it. This is brought up again in his ''Earthbound'' review in his own personal Magicant.
23	* The end of ''Lester the Unlikely'' has the Nerd described the game like this
24	--> '''Nerd''': And the original ''Lester'' will always be a classic that's improved like wine. Wine that's made from fermented rat piss with a fine aroma of the dead fly-swarmed carcass of a three-day-old deer, with the delicate crisp flavor of skunk farts with highlights of ass sweat. The palette is rich with hints of residual dry poop crust from a truck stop bathroom. Goes down with the long lasting finish of fly-covered '''''summer harbor trash'''''.
25	* The sudden diarrhea explosion from a buffalo at the end of the "Star Wars" episode.
26	* Kyle's song about hairless scrotum guns in "Ikari Warriors" may be catchy, but it's also pretty gross.
27	* The big nausea fuel in "Toxic Crusaders" comes from when Creator/LloydKaufman shits on the NES cartridge, which disgusts the Nerd so much his stomach cringes and he vomits on the shit. If that's not nasty to you, what is?
28	* The Nerd's rant at the end of the "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" may well put the TMNT's example to shame
29	-->'''Nerd''': Curse this fucking game! Curse the plastic that encases this dung heap! Literally, it's a plastic shell '''''filled with shit! IT'S FUCKING SHIT! It's... it's ass! It's garbage!''''' And that's it, good night. ''(Leaves for 2 seconds and then returns)'' Oh, wait, I forgot to mention as a matter of fact, it also sucks monkey fuck, and it's a worthless pitiful pile of snot-dripping, pus-bubbling, '''''wet steaming mountain of buffalo butt dump,''''' and mere descriptions can't even describe the inane lack of common sense that even a child would possess when making a game with chalk on a sidewalk. I can't even come up with a description that's foul and disgusting enough to even come close to this rancid abomination. Can't describe it. I'm done. For real this time. ''(Walks out, only to return 7 seconds later)'' '''''THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF AN OLD WOMAN'S BLEEDING VAGINA! IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!''''' (angrily) I know: They '''''weren't''''' thinking.
30	* "Oh-oh-oh-I have better things to do!" in the ''Seaman'' episode ''(cut to the Nerd [[BrickJoke playing with some fresh poop]])''
31	* Macaulay Culkin's own Angry Nerd rant in the ''Home Alone Games'' It even grosses out the Nerd!
32	--> '''Macaulay:''' "I'd rather do a human centipede with the Wet Bandits! Marv in my mouth, Harry in my ass! I'll turn them into the Sticky Bandits!"
33	--> '''Nerd:''' "And that's from the web series that brought you, 'Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls'."
34	* ''Aladdin Deck Enhancer'':
35	** It begins with Aladdin taking a shit on the nerd's upper tank, and the Nerd picks up the contents (the Aladdin Deck Enhancer).
36	** The Nerd's second wish is for Genie to swim in a septic tank. When he appears again to grant the Nerd his final wish, he's covered in its contents.
37	* The Mortal Kombat Clones episode ends with "I'd rather lick a cat's asshole", followed by a detailed diatribe about cat anuses.

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