- The Nerd's final statement about TMNT is a huge Excrement Statement.Nerd: Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT...and I don't like it.
- In "Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout", after mercilessly beating up Bugs, the Nerd then takes a huge dump on him, covering his face with chunky shit. He then tells the viewers that it wasn't real, but still.note If you want to get Squicked out even further, Mike Matei later recalled that he got a peanut up his nose while shooting that scene.
- Bugs then returns the favor in "Crazy Castle", excreting balls of shit on the Nerd's face.note
- "I'D RATHER PUT MY BALLS IN A CROCODILE'S MOUTH WHILE SHOVING MY HEAD UP A UNICORN'S ASSHOLE!"
- The Nerd talks about some ads in various Nintendo Power magazines that really disturbed him. Yes, even he considers things to be disgusting. He shows an ad with a jar of toenail clippings and another with a barf bag. He even talks about one so gross he stapled the page shut so he'd never be able to see it again.note
- The Nerd briefly talks about dogs and cats pissing and shitting on the NES Power Pad.
- The very end of "Wayne's World" seems to subvert this when he vomits...water?
- The Nerd dropping a deuce on the Atari Jaguar CD. You knew it was coming the second he remarked that it looks like a toilet. What you didn't expect was the shit to be so thick... or full of nuts. Even his cat runs away from it.
- Brought up again in his Earthbound review in his own personal Magicant.
- Kyle's song about hairless scrotum guns in "Ikari Warriors" may be an Ear Worm, but it's also pretty gross.
- The big nausea fuel in "Toxic Crusaders" comes from when Lloyd Kaufman shits on the NES cartridge, which disgusts the Nerd so much his stomach cringes and he vomits on the shit. If that's not nasty to you, what is?
- "Oh-oh-oh-I have better things to do!" (cut to the Nerd playing with some fresh poop)
- Macaulay Caulkin's own Angry Nerd rant in the Home Alone Games It even grosses out the Nerd!Macaulay: "I'd rather do a human centipede with the Wet Bandits! Marv in my mouth, Harry in my ass! I'll turn them into the Sticky Bandits!"
Nausea Fuel / The Angry Video Game Nerd