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* BadSanta: According to "Santa's Sack" Kunt as a child came downstairs on Christmas Eve as to find Santa having sex with his grandmother.

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* BadSanta: According to "Santa's Sack" Kunt as a child came downstairs on Christmas Eve as to find Santa having sex with his grandmother.
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* IamTheBand: There is no gang, only Kunt.
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* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies: The video for "The Abortion Song" ends with Ronald [=McDonald=] dragging his pregnant girlfriend to his fast food restaurant and then Kunt finding a baby clown's head amongst his fries.
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* MonsterClown: "The Abortion Song" is about Kunt thinking of ways to make his girlfriend have a miscarriage. He spends the video dressed as Ronald [=McDonald=].

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* MonsterClown: "The Abortion Song" is about Kunt thinking of ways to make his girlfriend have a miscarriage. He spends the video trying all of them while dressed as Ronald [=McDonald=].
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* BoltOfDivineLightning: God strikes Kunt down at the end of the video for "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" leaving SmolderingShoes behind.

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* BoltOfDivineLightning: BoltOfDivineRetribution: God strikes Kunt down at the end of the video for "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" leaving SmolderingShoes behind.



* ModernGods: In "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" Kunt wonders what Jesus would be like if he was born today. Figuring he'd tell the wise men to bring an [=iPhone=] and video games instold of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

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* ModernGods: ModernizedGod: In "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" Kunt wonders what Jesus would be like if he was born today. Figuring he'd tell the wise men to bring an [=iPhone=] and video games instold of gold, frankincense and myrrh.
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* BoltOfDivineLightning: God strikes Kunt down at the end of the video for "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" leaving SmolderingShoes behind.


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* ModernGods: In "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" Kunt wonders what Jesus would be like if he was born today. Figuring he'd tell the wise men to bring an [=iPhone=] and video games instold of gold, frankincense and myrrh.


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* SmolderingShoes: God strikes Kunt with lightning at the end of the video for "Jesus (Baby With A Beard", leaving a pair of smoking shoes behind.

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In 2020, Kunt released (with his new ''actual'' band, The Kunts) a PunkRock album, "Kunts Punk In Your Face". Their song "Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt" reached No. 5 in the charts in Christmas 2020; the follow up for 2021, "Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt" also reached No. 5 in the Christmas charts.

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In 2020, Kunt released (with his new ''actual'' band, The Kunts) a PunkRock album, "Kunts Punk In Your Face". Their song "Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt" reached No. 5 in the charts in Christmas 2020; the follow up for 2021, "Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt" also reached No. 5 in the Christmas charts. Their 2022 Christmas song, "Fuck the Tories", has so far reached No. 8 on the Christmas charts.



* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. Mostly {{averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce"; while the word "nonce" (UK slang for pedophile) isn't exactly SFW, and a couple of phrases are borderline at best, it has no curse words whatsoever.

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* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. fullest.
** "Fuck the Tories" has over 59 uses of the word, to the point that it was banned from being shown on the BBC, even the safe-for-work version "Stuff the Tories".
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Mostly {{averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce"; while the word "nonce" (UK slang for pedophile) isn't exactly SFW, and a couple of phrases are borderline at best, it has no curse words whatsoever.



** Related to "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt", Kunt has made it abundantly clear via virtually every form of media how poorly he thinks of "charity singer" Music/LadBaby, not least since the latter directly took pops at him in interviews.

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** Related to "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt", Kunt has made it abundantly clear via virtually every form of media how poorly he thinks of "charity singer" Music/LadBaby, not least since the latter directly took pops at him in interviews. Kunt eventually attacked [=LadBaby=] further in "Fuck the Tories".
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* VaginaDentata: According to "That’s Why I Voted Brexit" women from Papa New Guinea's vaginas have a row of teeth like a shark's.

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* VaginaDentata: According to "That’s Why I Voted Brexit" Brexit", the vaginas of women from Papa Papua New Guinea's vaginas Guinea have a row of teeth like a shark's.
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* PosterGalleryBedroom: The [[https://www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/cartoons.html Kunt Cartoons]] show his bedroom wall being covered on posters of Carol Vorderman and Lorraine Kelly. In one he has a [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]] lampshade, in the other it's ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.

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* PosterGalleryBedroom: The [[https://www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/cartoons.html Kunt Cartoons]] show his bedroom wall being covered on posters of Carol Vorderman and Lorraine Kelly. In one he has a [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory [[Franchise/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]] lampshade, in the other it's ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
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* {{Ephebophile}}: Kunt himself in "Paperboy".

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* {{Ephebophile}}: Kunt himself in "Paperboy"."Paperboy" sings about molesting a 16-year-old paperboy because he reminded him of a girl he had a crush on when he was younger.
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* BlackComedy: A fair number of Kunt's songs concern dark subject matter, helped by many of them having a jarringly updeat tone.

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* BlackComedy: A fair number of Kunt's songs concern dark subject matter, helped by many of them having a jarringly updeat upbeat tone.
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Dude Not Funny only allows in-universe examples of people finding jokes to be in poor taste, plus Crosses The Line Twice is YMMV. Also dewicking Getting Crap Past the Radar entry because this guy's songs have been well-known for being vulgar in nature, so what censors are he trying to get past?


* CrossingTheLineTwice: Even for a singer whose professed stock in trade is deliberately being offensive and puerile, "Paperboy" (from the "Kunt'll Fix It" album) is simply ''incredibly'' offensive and brutal beyond virtually anything else he's released, to the point he claims to have actually been physically attacked more than once when performing it live. [[spoiler:It's a song sung in the first person about abducting and [[BlackComedyRape repeatedly sexually assaulting]] the titular paperboy because he looks like a girl he was attracted to at school.]]



* DudeNotFunny: Some people were ''not'' happy when he released a song shortly after the death of Music/MichaelJackson, which treated the subject concerned with the respect and dignity obviously expected of a band named after the word "cunt".
** "Paperboy" receives this reaction from some people - Kunt has been physically assaulted at least once while performing it because it's ''just that sick''.



%% * GettingCrapPastThe Radar: Due to overwhelming and persistent misuse, GCPTR is on-page examples only until 01 June 2021. If you are reading this in the future, please check the trope page to make sure your example fits the current definition.
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** "The Abortion Song" is about the singer (represented in the now-deleted video as Kunt dressed as [[Advertising/McDonaldland Ronald McDonald]]) wanting to give his pregnant girlfriend an abortion against her wishes.

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** "The Abortion Song" is about the singer (represented in the now-deleted video as Kunt dressed as [[Advertising/McDonaldland Ronald McDonald]]) wanting to give his pregnant girlfriend an abortion against her wishes.wishes, with some of the methods he considers bordering on DomesticAbuse.

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* BlackComedyRape: "Paperboy" is about the singer molesting a paperboy because he reminded him of a girl he had a crush on when he was younger.

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* BlackComedyRape: BlackComedyRape:
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"Paperboy" is about the singer molesting a paperboy because he reminded him of a girl he had a crush on when he was younger.younger.
** "Jimmy Savile and the Sexy Kids" concerns a fictional account of Kunt being haunted by Jimmy Savile's ghost, who implores that Kunt write a song defending his sex crimes.
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* BlackComedy: A fair number of Kunt's songs concern dark subject matter, helped by many of them having a jarringly updeat tone.
** "The Abortion Song" is about the singer (represented in the now-deleted video as Kunt dressed as [[Advertising/McDonaldland Ronald McDonald]]) wanting to give his pregnant girlfriend an abortion against her wishes.
** "I Was Pissed Out of My Head" has Kunt describe incidents where he attacked or killed someone while extremely drunk.
* BlackComedyRape: "Paperboy" is about the singer molesting a paperboy because he reminded him of a girl he had a crush on when he was younger.
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-->She's been around, she's racist, she hates foreigners with a passion\\
She uses the B- and N-words like they're going out of fashion.

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-->She's been around, bitter and she's racist, she hates foreigners with a passion\\
She uses the B- P- and N-words like they're going out of fashion.
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* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. Mostly {{averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce"; while the word "nonce" (UK slang for pedophile) isn't exactly SFW, that song is otherwise clean.

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* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. Mostly {{averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce"; while the word "nonce" (UK slang for pedophile) isn't exactly SFW, that song is otherwise clean.and a couple of phrases are borderline at best, it has no curse words whatsoever.
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* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. Mostly {{averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce".

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* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. Mostly {{averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce".Nonce"; while the word "nonce" (UK slang for pedophile) isn't exactly SFW, that song is otherwise clean.



* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile. The song references his relationships with convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein (since deceased) and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his statement in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics are (mostly) SFW.

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* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile.Nonce". The song references his relationships with convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein (since deceased) and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his statement in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics are (mostly) SFW.that ''isn't'' loaded with Cluster F-Bombs.
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Correction: "Sweaty Nonce" isn't totally SFW, but there's no cursing.


* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. {{Averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce".

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* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. {{Averted|Trope}} Mostly {{averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce".



* InsistentTerminology: Kunt insists that he be called a "minor Internet hit singer", which is if nothing else an entirely accurate title (he got to number 66 in the charts with "Use My Arse As A Cunt", which is certainly a qualifier as a "minor hit".)

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* InsistentTerminology: Kunt insists that he be called a "minor Internet hit singer", which is if nothing else an entirely accurate title (he got to number 66 in the charts with "Use My Arse As A as a Cunt", which is certainly a qualifier as a "minor hit".)



* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile. The song references his relationships with convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein (since deceased) and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his statement in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics ''are'' SFW.

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* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile. The song references his relationships with convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein (since deceased) and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his statement in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics ''are'' are (mostly) SFW.
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* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile. The song references his relationships with since-deceased convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his statement in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics ''are'' SFW.

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* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile. The song references his relationships with since-deceased convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein (since deceased) and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his statement in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics ''are'' SFW.
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* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest.

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* ClusterFBomb: Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest. {{Averted|Trope}} with "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce".
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* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile. The song references his relationships with since-deceased convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his claim in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics ''are'' SFW; his

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* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile. The song references his relationships with since-deceased convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his claim statement in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics ''are'' SFW; his SFW.

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Paedo Hunt: "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce".


* AlbumTitleDrop: "I Have A Little Wank And I Have A Little Cry" is a line from the song "Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died", whereas "One Last Wank and One Last Cry" is the closing track from the album of the same name.

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* AlbumTitleDrop: "I Have A a Little Wank And I Have A a Little Cry" is a line from the song "Wanking Over A a Pornographic Polaroid Of An of an Ex-Girlfriend Who Died", whereas "One Last Wank and One Last Cry" is the closing track from the album of the same name.



* BeardedBaby: Has a song called "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)".
* BlamingTheVictim: "Creator/JimmySavile And The Sexy Kids" has the former's ghost asking Kunt to write a song explaining that it's not his fault he's a pedophile, but the children's for being attractive.

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* BeardedBaby: Has a song called "Jesus (Baby With A a Beard)".
* BlamingTheVictim: "Creator/JimmySavile And The and the Sexy Kids" has the former's ghost asking Kunt to write a song explaining that it's not his fault he's a pedophile, but the children's for being attractive.



* DoubleStandardRapeDivineOnMortal: Kunt points out at the end of ''Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" that if he had unconsensual sex with a woman, his baby wouldn't be considered the Messiah.

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* DoubleStandardRapeDivineOnMortal: Kunt points out at the end of ''Jesus (Baby With A a Beard)" that if he had unconsensual sex with a woman, his baby wouldn't be considered the Messiah.



* PaedoHunt: In 2022, Kunt and the Gang released "[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Andrew]] Is a Sweaty Nonce", "nonce" being British slang for pedophile. The song references his relationships with since-deceased convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and Virginia Giuffre, who received over £10 million in a civil settlement of sex abuse claims she had made against Andrew. The "sweaty" part pokes fun at his claim in a disastrous BBC interview that Giuffre's claim that she had danced in a London club with a sweaty Andrew were untrue because he had at the time lost his ability to sweat. Ironically, this is one of Kunt's few songs whose lyrics ''are'' SFW; his



* StealthParody: "I Was Pissed Out Of My Head" sounds like it's Kunt defending his actions (beating someone senseless and murdering a prostitute) on the nebulous basis that he was drunk, but it could be argued that it's actually making fun of people who do depraved things and use drunkenness as an excuse. Although it's entirely possible that, this being Kunt And The Gang, that's reading far too much into it.

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* StealthParody: "I Was Pissed Out Of of My Head" sounds like it's Kunt defending his actions (beating someone senseless and murdering a prostitute) on the nebulous basis that he was drunk, but it could be argued that it's actually making fun of people who do depraved things and use drunkenness as an excuse. Although it's entirely possible that, this being Kunt And The Gang, that's reading far too much into it.



** "Boris Johnson Is [Still] A Fucking Cunt", naturally.
** Related to "Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt", Kunt has made it abundantly clear via virtually every form of media how poorly he thinks of "charity singer" Music/LadBaby, not least since the latter directly took pops at him in interviews.

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** "Boris Johnson Is [Still] A a Fucking Cunt", naturally.
** Related to "Boris Johnson Is A a Fucking Cunt", Kunt has made it abundantly clear via virtually every form of media how poorly he thinks of "charity singer" Music/LadBaby, not least since the latter directly took pops at him in interviews.interviews.
** Not to mention "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce".
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* BlamingTheVictim: "Creator/JimmySavile And The Sexy Kids" has the former's ghost asking Kunt to write a song it's not his fault he's a pedophile, but the children's for being attractive.

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* BlamingTheVictim: "Creator/JimmySavile And The Sexy Kids" has the former's ghost asking Kunt to write a song explaining that it's not his fault he's a pedophile, but the children's for being attractive.
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* WildTeenParty: According to "That’s Why I Voted Brexit" women from Papa New Guinea's vaginas have a row of teeth like a shark's.

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* WildTeenParty: VaginaDentata: According to "That’s Why I Voted Brexit" women from Papa New Guinea's vaginas have a row of teeth like a shark's.
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* WildTeenParty: According to "That’s Why I Voted Brexit" women from Papa New Guinea's vaginas have a row of teeth like a shark's

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* WildTeenParty: According to "That’s Why I Voted Brexit" women from Papa New Guinea's vaginas have a row of teeth like a shark's shark's.
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* PosterGalleryBedroom: The [[https://www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/cartoons.html Kunt Cartoons]] show his bedroom wall being covered on posters if Carol Vorderman and Lorraine Kelly. In one he has a [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]] lampshade, in the other it's ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.

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* PosterGalleryBedroom: The [[https://www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/cartoons.html Kunt Cartoons]] show his bedroom wall being covered on posters if of Carol Vorderman and Lorraine Kelly. In one he has a [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]] lampshade, in the other it's ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
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* PosterGalleryBedroom: The [[https://www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/cartoons.html Kunt Cartoons]] show his bedroom wall being covered on posters if Carol Vorderman and Lorraine Kelly. In one he has a [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]] lampshade, in the other it's ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.

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* MyspeldRokband: For remarkably obvious reasons.

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* MyspeldRokband: For remarkably obvious reasons.CountryMatters in the style of ''Music/KoolAndTheGang''.
* RacistGrandma:
** "Fucksticks" Kunt mentions that one of the times his granddad used the eponymous swear was "when the first black people moved into his street and Kunt later refers to him as moany, racist old cunt.
** His grandma as well, as per "Let's Send Nan to Dignitas:"
-->She's been around, she's racist, she hates foreigners with a passion\\
She uses the B- and N-words like they're going out of fashion.



* XtremelyKoolLetterz: Their name is CountryMatters with a K as a no do ''Music/KoolAndTheGang''.

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